yo /x/been digging thru old /pol/ dumps and random shit and pulled this natal chart. zero clue whose it is but it looks like pure suffering. squares out the ass, weird stellium, and some planet is just straight up malefic as fuckpic relatedhit me with whatever roast, life reading, synastry potential, death flags, sidereal, whatever you got. i wanna know how bad this native got fucked by the starsfirst couple replies get priority or some shit. i’ll bump with more details if it gets any (you)s.dont care if its some random, celebrity or glowie, just read the damn thing
bump. anyone?
To bump OP's thread i will also post my own if someone wants to read itBest wishes OP
Finally, my kind of thread
>>42377816Is this your newborn OP?
>>42378065lmao nah not mine. its some newgrange winter solstice event chart from 2021 i found in a random dump. still looks like it belongs to the most cursed newborn ever tho
>>42378000Virgo Sun with 8H Scorpio Venus squared by 5H Saturn wew, literal death of the party. The only saving grace might be your 12H Moon Uranus conjunction, which shelters a lot of inner crazy
>>42378063Look at that, the cursed Capricorn guy turned NEET or something. Nothing worse and funnier to watch than a walking unhinged Capricorn-Scorpio chart without a job or purpose, yeesh
Is this good or bad
Finally, a thread for my chud ass
>>42378509kek cursed cap neet arc is too real
what is this supposed to mean
>>42378509Leo-Capricorn-Scorpio-Aquarius NEET combo hereAMA
>>42378693How does it feel to be the definition of loser?
bump. neet roasts kino but someone read the actual newgrange solstice chart you cowards
>>42377816>>42378794you're on a professional astro thread mate. Post a real placidus chart not a whole ass one
Hit me!!! Come on I want you to do it
>>42378933>real placidus chartngmi
>>42378502I feel very good about myself desu, never had a really hard time in anything social or intelectual
>>42378654that's some cursed chart. do you struggle with emotional expression?
Alright, what the fuck should I do for a decent career? I get stuck at jobs where I have to hold the place together and have no idea what I want to do with my career
>>42379693It wants you in charge of something slow and painful like accounting, law, or infrastructure. embrace the suffering king
>>42377816it doesn't look that bad honestly. moon and saturn in rulerships, mars is fine in sag. pluto with retrograde venus conjunction is bad ofc
>>42378787it feels great, the attention i generate from being a loser alone makes me all wet. to lose is to shed one's own skin and to give birth to a new creation. I would be more afraid if i was a winner, it typically leads to hubris and to one's own demise, whereas to lose leads to exponential growth.
>>42381092Based self improver. May you get a job and score good poon in the future.
>>42381111Nice quads faggot.
I had an interview for paid internship at the bank last friday, should I apply for other jobs?
>>42380612fair but what does all that actually mean for the native/newgrangepluto venus rx sounds cursed
>>42381382Pluto anything is cursed, especially bad aspects. For softer aspects, only the others will find the energy cursed somehow, the native won't feel it that way. Conjunctions are both curse and power, it alternates
>>42377816OP is retarded. It says in the image what the chart is.
>>42382094What's even the deal with that chart and why should you or us care enough to analyze some random winter solstice in 2021? Unless there was an actual happening then but it's not
same folder as the newgrange chart had this pic related too
Rate how cursed my life is across all 3 of my charts. Fuck you Saturn you fucking kike.
So was I doomed to be depressed all my life? lol
>>42383543A lot of tension and internal contradictions in your personality.
>>423834733 charts 3 fucking Saturns on your Ascendant line keeeeek (and opposing your Sun) top cursed to embody Saturn in so many different flavors maaate I pressed F 3 times
>>42383543>saturn piscesyep you're doomed
>>42383604>>42383643how do i un-doomify myself?
>>42383700You just have to keep navel gazing until you find yourself and your soul gets it's evolution form, obviously. Why else would that be there.
>>42383809nta but gold and cosmic advice
Psssst hey kid... if anybody asks I didn't give this to you.
What is everyone's hateboner with Saturn? It's a planet of civilization and the ebb of time, not the source of all your inconveniences
>>42384095Saturn is the personal jew of your life. Deal with that bitch or it will deal with you.
What does this one note ass chart mean? Am I some sort of giga saggitarius?
>>42384095>civilization>not the source of all your inconveniencesRetard
Can I get an answer, am I gonna get relationships or be an incel?
>>42384554you're only showing your own ignorance
>>42384286>chart ruler is the moon
>>42383610My thoughts exactly>Saturn in Aries for Tropical (already bad)>It's also Rx>It's also in the first house>On all 3 of the charts>Opposing Sun in every single one of themI feel like I'm an animal locked in a cage, the only time I've seen people benefit from Saturn placements is if they're government zogbots or shills who uphold the status quo
>>42384069Imma need someone else to try this and see if it works. I need confirmation that this isn't some weird kike ritual that's actually just gonna fuck me over even more
>>42384095Saturn rewards kikes, if you hate kikes you're directly punished. It's as simple as that
>>42384095anons hate this worldSaturn rules and chains this worldtherefore anons hate Saturn
>>42384095Low iq antisemitismFor real
>>42385074Lack of energy, courage and willpower. Even i lack all that and i have significantly more fire sign placements that you.
Alright, I'll bite. What does all this mean?
>>42386400>Rising Gemini>Sun Libra>Moon LeoAre you a faggot by chance? Or at the very least come across as one? Also>Saturn Rx AriesHello fellow cuckold
>>42386400arrogant prick who thinks he's above everyone else but still mingles with NPCs
>>42386415>>42386400Saw a couple Saturn Aries Rx in 11th house in this thread, can someone explain how to make it stop fucking with you, or else make the best of the fucking? Does having Mars Capricorn in mutual reception with it help somewhat? I'm tired bros
>>42387037Nobody on this thread knows how to appease daddy Saturn, we hate on him so much because we want his approval and he withholds it from us.You'll see anons in other non-astro threads rage on Saturn for similar reasons
>>42387115Naive as it sounds, isn't hard work supposed to be the way? Saturn is the harvester, meaning you reap what you sow, no? Currently going through growing pains as I push myself to do better, grow some balls and turn my life around.
