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What should I name my firstborn child? I heard a name is very powerful indicator of future besides the date of birth. He's going to be a boy, I was thinking Alexander but I'm open to suggestions
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Anonymous
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>>42382557
Odin
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Anonymous
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>>42382557
Huppim, and you may reserve Shuppim for his bro! (1 Chronicles 7:15)
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Anonymous
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>>42382578
wouldn't is be blaspemy?
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Anonymous
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Mini-Me
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Anonymous
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>>42382588
Cohen
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Anonymous
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>>42382557
Give him a name from your or your wife ancestors
think about it for a few weeks before going to sleep and you'll get a good name
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God !Vyfxi/dpqw
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>>42382557
4chan
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Anonymous
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>>42382578
scrodin
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Anonymous
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>>42382702
Make the hacker known as 4chan a reality
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Anonymous
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Have two twin daughters

name them:
>Dawn
>Eve

https://youtu.be/l8fPvODASoI?si=fd-RzMEVrmG01bco
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Anonymous
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>>42382557
Name your children after numbers, it gets easier then. So he's Uno.
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Anonymous
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I wanted to use Elliott but I was told it was too jewy so we're going with Paul
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META !seUo94yYu.
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 No.42383692
>>42382557
>for strength
Alexander is good.
>for wisdom
Michael or Alexander will do
>for romance
Johnathan
>for power
Richmond comes to mind.

T. Allah has granted me a gift over naming children based on one's wish for their futures.
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Anonymous
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>>42382557
Leviathan
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Anonymous
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>>42382557
I like the name joktan.
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Anonymous
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>>42382557
Give him a name like Will or Gavin if you want him to be attractive.
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Anonymous
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>>42382557
This thread belongs on /b/.
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Anonymous
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>>42383692
>for wisdom
>Michael
I have never heard of a Michael that wasn't below average intelligence
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Anonymous
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>>42382557
Ramjeet
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Anonymous
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>>42382557
Jeffery Hitler Epstein
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Anonymous
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 No.42385725
>>42382578
You are guaranteed obese
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Anonymous
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>>42385584
Will = homo
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Anonymous
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>>42385725
my BMI falls under the category "athlete" although i seem rly underweight and weak, like a starved palestinian
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Anonymous
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>>42382557
DeeJay-T
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Anonymous
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I was thinking of naming my first son Crixus. means curly haired one in celtic.
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Anonymous
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>>42385620
His a Muslim so give him a break..
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Anonymous
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>>42387572
>His a Muslim
Give me a break...
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Anonymous
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>>42382557
Joep
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Anonymous
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>>42382557
Shmuley Penisberg Goldblatt
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Anonymous
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Chuck Steak
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Anonymous
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>>42382557
Logan.
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Mikhail Not a 虎
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Ceasar
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Anonymous
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 No.42388811
>child has penis
>assigned male
Unfortunate.
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Anonymous
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>>42388811
you shouldn't think about those who were just born in a sexual sense.
i do believe that the statute on that is 18 years.
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JustTheTip
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>>42382557
Spanky Pantaloons
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Anonymous
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>>42385805
My name is Will and I am no homo.
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Anonymous
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>>42382557
Atlas
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Anonymous
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>>42382557
Crangis McBasketball
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Anonymous
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>>42382557
Can't go wrong with a name that conveys strength and rugged masculinity. Call him Sasquatch.
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Anonymous
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 No.42390231
Don't name him something that will get him made fun of
Alexander is a great name desu
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Anonymous
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>>42382557
don't have children. become an antinatalist.
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Anonymous
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>>42382557
One syllable names tend to be more masculine.
The first tone should had a hard sound:
Dh
J/G
Ch
The final sound should also be a hard sound.
David.
Chad.
George (not all will be great)

Softer starts and ends
Max
Jack
Chris
Alex
Vlad

Some have longer formal names:
Maximilian
Christopher
Alexander
Vladimir
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Anonymous
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 No.42390378
>>42390332
sorry this sounds rude :( i didnt mean it as an order, just a suggestion
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Anonymous
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Bob
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Anonymous
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>>42382557
You a frog poster is having a kid? We're doomed.
Just name him Pepe
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Anonymous
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>>42382557
Primus, primos, primo.
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Anonymous
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>>42382557
>firstborn child


NAH, NON OF THAT HIPPY 1 CHILD BULLSHIT I CAST TRIPLETS ON YOU

AND YOU WILL CALL THEM

ALBERT/ALYONA
ROBERT/LYUDMILA
WOLFGANG/ELIZABETH
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