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Was my Ex gf a fed or witch?
(far from a simp) i am the biggest incel chud but here is what i noticed about my ex.

>middle class
>worked manual labor (she did construction work)
>high verbal IQ social butterfly (she pulled me)
>low social status (that's why she dated me)


Here is why i thought she was a fed.
>Pulls accurate information out of thin air on any given topic
>pick any subject (she knows some intricate details about whatever)
>always says the right thing at the right time, perfectly. Never heard her stutter.
>her level of nuance to subjects that i have never seen her research or show interest in blows me away.
>she acts like wikipedia but IRL whenever there is a discussion about anything she's like an expert at it.
>every time that i think she's wrong i look it up and she's 100% correct
>can recite entire music lyrics any genre
>verbatim lines from TV shows & movies i never see her actively watch, but only in that spontaneous moment we watch something
>People around her never take her seriously and ignore her most of the time, i am a recluse incel chud and i fail to connect with her with deep conversations
>i just listen to her and i reply with basic NPC dialogue like "ok babe"
>she never argued once with me, only says positive things to me
>Never heard her say anything irrelevant or speak like a normie NPC, everything she has ever said was calculated
>she had general knowledge about conspiracy theories, nothing too deep but she was aware of most things

Now i have never met a woman quite like her, i broke up with her because i was insecure and suspicious about how she knows so much.

If words are spells, her words were well crafted, if she was a FED, how did they feed her the information in real time? i thought maybe she had some kind of neurolink, but i dated her from 2010-2016, so doubt it
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>>42383749
Just simply smarter than the average femoid, possibly autistic. A rare find, assuming she's not fat/fugly.
>i broke up with her because i was insecure and suspicious about how she knows so much
>i am the biggest incel chud
No, you are the biggest insecure fucking loser. And likely retarded.
>reeee a woman is smarter than my dumb ass.... impossible! she must be a fed or demonic or smth
People like you belong on the plantations.
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>>42383749
Neuralink has been existing for a long time now, in a far more advanced form.
So yeah, probably a "fed" in the sense that she was secretly part of some occult group that gave her an advanced form of neuralink making her both possibly telepathic ( capable of reading minds ) and also making her have many informations accessible in her head, like some sort of mind internet.
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>>42383903
fpbp
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>hey /x/, a woman was smarter than me, could this be the result of a government conspiracy or possibly occult black magic?
>I made sure to self-sabotage just to be safe
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>>42383749
Is the implication here that if she was indeed a Fed, then she must have been on assignment with you? Why would the Feds care about keeping tabs on an avowed incel chud?
If this is indeed a real poster, you probably broke up with her out of fear that she would inevitably become bored with you. This isn't too uncommon as far as defense mechanisms go -- you cut things off in order to feel in control, rather than waiting to suffer the pain of having them break up with you. Do you think you will find a different girlfriend soon?
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>>42383749
>man meets woman who is smarter than him
>immediately assumes she is a witch

was this post made by a medieval farmhand
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>>42383749
>asks "was my ex-gf a fed or a witch?"
>describes girl at length, does not mention a single red flag or questionable behavior, actually makes her seem wholesome and a good catch and partner
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>>42383749
She sounds amazing. Fed girlfriends will tear you down behind your back. That’s how you tell
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>>42384056
Kek
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>>42383749
I don't believe your story. You are trying to get information related to the story but are masking the underlying story.
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Guys please be nicer to OP
> i dated her from 2010-2016
He’s been so scared and bamboozled that she actually was a gangstalking witch feddy that it took him 10 years to finally be brave enough to write up this questionnaire

Now if you don’t mind OP can you please describe her looks and height and weight and if she had a penis.
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>>42386319
We may never know
It appears OP abandoned this thread bc he thought we were all feds too.
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>>42386360
>> i dated her from 2010-2016
i didn't catch that part before you pointed it out. I thought I was slow to get over my ex-girlfriends, but I guess it could have been worst after all. maybe OP is just recently going insane and going over the past with distorted eyes.
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>>42383749
>she acts like wikipedia but IRL
>about anything she's like an expert
Wait...you actually believe the propaganda on wikipedia is real? :D
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>>42383749
I've had women respond to my recent thoughts and questions, and even respond to my thoughts in realtime. I'll think something and she'll comment on it. What's notable is the absence of brutality... it's done with a certain care. Doesn't come across as manipulation or attack.
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>>42383749
Story of my life. She just reads a lot and has a good memory for processes. You left a genuine out of shame and envy. Good for her, she deserves better.
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>>42389860
That’s happened at least once to me too. But there’s been at least ten times where a dumb bitch incorrectly assumed I was thinking one thing and told me not to think that or that I was wrong.
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>>42391531
Something like that isn't what I'm talking about. I mean very specific topics or concerns which have no direct connection to the current topic. She would naturally and fluidly incorporate an answer to this shortly after. That leaves either precognition or something reading both of our minds and inserting thoughts, or her able to sense my thoughts.
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>>42383749
She just seems like a nice woman, you fucked up.
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>>42383749
>found a tomboy-ish dream gf who likes to read stuff, including conspiracies
>couldn't handle her IQ
retard



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