How does one become jewish if you have no prior attachment to them? I have a jewish surname but thats about it
>>42386683You can't do that today because the law was deprecated 2000 years ago, but it was possible through circumcision, and for women by marrying a hebrew:“And when a stranger shall sojourn with thee, and will keep the passover to the Lord, let all his males be circumcised, and then let him come near and keep it; and he shall be as one that is born in the land: for no uncircumcised person shall eat thereof. One law shall be to him that is homeborn, and unto the stranger that sojourneth among you.” (Exodus 12:48-49)
>>42386683>I wouldn’t recommend it anon…You have to wait until it’s a full moon and Saturn is in retrograde, kidnap a Christian baby, draw a star of remphan in white chalk on the ground, sacrifice the baby to moloch while laying it on top of the star, drink it’s blood, click your heals twice while saying “goyim no more, goyim no more, goyim no more” and then just as the sun begins to rise over the horizon, you must circumcise yourself on the spot and have a rabbi present to ritually clean the wound with his mouth.
>>42386683study the torah, start attending services at your local synagogue, get to know people and talk to a rabbi.
>>42386683start going to synagogue daily and act like a slippery slimey cunt. once they see you're "one of them" they'll tell you the secret.
>>42386683If you believe you are Jewish, and want to be Jewish, then simply be confident that you are Jewish
I call this magic das rite
