ATTENTION: telepathic cancer curesI have obtained the ability to cure cancer and myriad diseases telepathically. It seems you need only post and ask and enter my sphere of influence, and I can log in and operate.Preferred diseases are Cancer, single-point organ failure such as diabetes, and lady-ailments such as endometriosis. Mental diseases are visible too but schizophrenia is likely unapproachable in this forum.You can ask on behalf of a family member as long as the relation is unambiguous.You may challenge me to "guess my disease!" but if it isn't in obvious category I won't spend long looking for it.I have been posting this in /b/ for a few weeks, with wonderful results and vivid supporters, and I'm ready to move to a more long-term operation in /x/.
>>42392223>hey hey I give miracles for free!Nice try.Noob.
>>42392223Ok, but can you tell me how i cause cancer in individuals? Hypothetically speaking.
>>42392223guess my disease
Guess mine, whatever it is, fix it
>>42392223>I have obtained the ability to cure cancer and myriad diseases telepathicallyno you fucking haven't, telepathy isn't even real
>>42392328uncircumcised Jew; the procedure isn't an option, go get it fucking done or what happens is you get phimosis of something that isn't foreskin (I see it above your mouth).there is a quick and positive test for cancer you know. (though you don't have cancer.) the only things that return a positive test are 1) CANCER 2) UNCIRCUMCISED JEWfrankly they should test every baby at 5 days and only then should they circumcise.i took care of your mouth-ailment>>42392356a mild trauma skewered your soul at one point and likely produced at least a skin ailment. actually among people who study traumas there's an understanding you can breathe them away one day, but you needed a little help de-obfuscating this one. took care of it.hasn't anybody got a proper cancer around here? the effect is more dramatic then
>>42392391No skin ailment. My issue is headaches, and being poor. Damned larp.
>>42392405If you're also a pissbitch, maybe that'll be resolved as well. The action of inviting a guess involves some indeterminacy but -hey! when I look at a guy I see his biggest disease! but the thing is visible as an abstraction.You probably got substantially healthier one moment ago. Be grateful and don't stand in the way of anyone with a less pissbitchy disease than "headaches".
>>42392391tell me more
Guess my disease, fren
ok, guess.
>>42392433Proppa cancer in the abdomen, which is fine; now if you understand all cancers are either degree 1 or degree 2, you had only a degree 1 cancer. I have found it and eaten it up. Atm I am going to clock in at work: I'll have more afterwards or if I find time in between.
>>42392223Ok then. Check me and my mother, please. Thank you.
>>42392223or just take chlorine dioxide
>>42392223Lung cancer or melanoma.
>>42392223Check mine
