>yahweh exists and the magic lava is real>live my life however the fuck I want>don't even think about him>before my death, induce total immortality>now there is no death for me, no afterlife and I can't be sent to hellName one thing wrong with this.
>>42395361>the magic lavathe what?>>42395361>induce total immortalityHow??
>>42395373two aspects to immortality>not suffering disease>not being defeated in combatThe first you get by having great blood, by healing your kidneys with certain herbs.The second you get by developing tech in secret, after studying math and physics for a long time.
>>42395390I'm not worried about combat but I'm interested in the kidney thing. What herbs and where did you hear about this?
>>42395361THE END.TELL THEM TO KISS YOUR ASS AND SUCK YOUR BALLS!!!!!!FUCK THOSE FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>42395426>What herbsFraxinus Excelsior (ash tree), for example.>where did you hear about this?Divination told me, then I confirmed a plausible longevity increasing mechanism of ash tree bark/leaves/gems with chatbot AI. All that's left is confirming it experimentally, but for some reason I can't seem to find any place selling ash tree extracts in my country.
>>42395361>just be immortal broThere is no reason why it shouldn't be this easy.
one of the perks of immortality, you know you won't miss being squished by a bear.
>>42395361>I can't be sent to helllol
>>42397447LOL Someone stole the name of the fallen angel and thinks they are not already in hell.
>>42395361Do you know how bad it's going to hurt after the jews use the sampson alternative to knock the atmosphere off the planet, even with your immortality? I promise you will envy the dead in due time.
>>42397449>the jews use the sampson alternative to knock the atmosphere off the planetHalf of them are immortal too so why would you think they would do this? If you are anti Jew just because you don't know any, do you think they are evil? That's like calling the kettle black though.
>>42397453I have semite fatigue; you niggers ruined the world, made life not worth living
>>42397464That is not even close to the truth. I'm not a nigger and I'm not a Jew but I know that I can't blame anyone else but myself for the way that the world is. You on the other hand, you will find nothing good in life by blaming others for the way that the world is. The world will eat you up and spit you out because you think that someone else is poisoning the well.
>>42397476Sure
>>42397449Stop being retarded
>>42395361wot if allahu akbar flies a plain into ur house n u die be4 u get to immortalize hack=?
>>42397886Should I be hurting people?What do you want?So it's pointless.Quit your bitching.God loves crackheads. They get up to all sorts of crazy shit.
