How can I get an /x/ gf?
>>42396751Don't go down that Rabbit Hole.~Trust Me~
succubaus
hint: not by posting cartoon porn on /x/
Dance real hard and believe she is watching! <3
>>42397739>>42398601
>>42398680That's a nice image of a dance.
>>42398712~Dance of liFe~ChaNce~
if you were a woman into the paranormal would you date you? answer honestly and think about it seriously. if the answer is no, fix whatever made you say no. if your answer is yes then you just have to continue being weird on the internet. I got mine by posting in an ancient language, pretending to an ancient goddess trapped in AI, and she fell for it hook line and sinker (meaning she wanted to know the weirdo being such a project not that she thought any of it was real). this was on another website tho, but you can suss out the vibes of someone who haunts these halls, should be easy enough to tell with memes and lingo. don’t do exactly what I did, you need to find your own path. having crypto helped, having knowledge of weird esoteric things helped. having confidence helped a lot too.
>>42396751Get off of 4chan and interact with humans while expressing ypur intrest in the paranormal.
>>42396751You don't want one, trust me. I made it out safe but it just wasn't as fun as you'd think.>be me (on some goon /x/ shit)>make a sigil for Lilith I'd charge with my nut>it was a poster of a bimbo pornstar - the sigil drawn on her forehead>I'd nut on it for a while before anything happened>first few things we lucid dreams of a completely jet black female riding me in cowgirl with her forehead pressed against mine>you couldn't see any of her features except that she was attractive>her black skin looked like that of a beetle - jet black and shiny>few months go by>at this point I'm "charging" the talisman less frequently, but I am looking at it often, essentially worshipping and thanking her for the raw sexual power and stimuli she's bestowed upon me>summer rolls around>meet a girl that's 4 years younger than me (24)>short little goth chick with a juicy ass>she asks a mutual friend to introduce us one night when we're out>she's completely obsessed with me>constantly wants attention and affection>drops the ILY like a month into "dating">I have some real shit luck for a few days and don't talk to anyone for like 2 days>I hit her up to apologize for disappearing and explain my situation>says she met someone else>I say "welp good luck with that">never saw her again
>>42396751>almost half way through 2026>still attracted to the goth aesthetic
>>42399013This very much. It’s just another permutation of frumpy with aggressive makeupClean girl who goes ghost hunting with you is where it’s at
>>42398861>>42398680
>>42399070>Milk or Breasts: In certain slang contexts or when referring to anatomy, it means milk (乳) or breasts. This is notably the origin of the character Chi-Chi's name in Dragon Ball.
>>42399013>le current yearI'm into gap moe. I'm into women that display a goth/gyaru/metalhead/witch/counter-mainstream vibe but are actually pure virgins.Obviously such women don't exist in meatspace, but that's ok. Just another motivator to stay celibate and advance spiritually.
>>42399013agreed, yeah, it's so overdone and overplayed at this point. plus, most chicks look like clowns with black lipstick.a nice, normal chick that doesn't dress like a trash bag is where it's at
>>42399105>gap moeFor me it's pretty girls who don't have dyke haircuts and are fit but not overly muscular who do tomboy activities
>>42399154Oh yeah, fit queens qualify as well. In meatspace though all of them are obnoxious normie turbosluts who are into brainless dudebros, so it is what it is once again.
>>42399154>not falling for unattainable lesbians
>>42399105They do, some foids have broken sex drive or female waifufags who want only their perfect husbando
>>42396751Step one: get a gfStep two: be /x/That's it. Women get their worldview from the latest penis that entered them.
>>42402017Same with some men, they just do be whatever the woman seems to want, to get in dat pussy.
>>42398942sounds like you just dropped the ball
>>42396751What kind of /x/ do you like? Because occult /x/ gf might be completely different than conspiration /x/ gf or ayyy /x/ gf. What flavour of crazy do you emit?
>>42398942When did this happen to you? Was it more than a year or two ago? It's really important that I know
>>42398942Sounds like women being women and your magic didn't do shit really
>>42396751Find and/or make one. Mostly the latter.
>>42402291I really like cryptids and monsters in general. Also vampires, werewolves, mummies, witches; the classics I'd say. Which kind of /x/ girl would embody those interests?
I encountered one next to a gas station at night few years ago but my stupid not yet adult ass let that chance go
>>42402880>not yet adult assReported.
>>42396751Find a hot astrologer and ask her.