The Apocalypse edges closer, how are you preparing?
By hiding bitch threads like this one.
>>42398648:/ your grandma finger’s herself
>>42398646>The Apocalypse edges closer, how are you preparing?4chan & alcoholand some zen meditation
Shitthatnever happens
>>42398729Well if it works for you….>>42398735Touch grass better yet go touch a woman dude.
>>42398646Had a root beer and watched some geese honk at other lesser geese, now ill probably look at some japanese women with big milkers
>>42398741>Well if it works for youI guess we will see soon.
>>42398745Based
The apocalypse was.
>>42398646I won't be here for that.
>>42398979You will, actually it’s rather soon apparently…. Accelerating even. We were on track for 2028-2030, but things have changed.
>>42399002Biblically I'm out before shit goes south, irrespective of whether that happens 4 minutes or 4 years from now.
Reruns of Critical Role.
>>42399038There no divine jew coming to safe you nor your supposed holy people.>>42399065Sounds fun anon
purifying the temple as much as possible
>>42398646Just bring it ffs
>>42398646Let's not blind the entire population or you'll end up like pic related. That's some o5 nigga from the SCP Foundation. Karma is real, you mutilate an entire species you feel an entire species' pain, that's the rules of the game.
>>42399340It’s complicated, they do in fact suffer but they ways of taking their pain away.
>>42399038>BiblicallyHoly fuck, biblical literalists are so retarded. You genuinely think Yahweh is coming to lift you out of this world. What about the 50 million Russian Christians? But no, you're special.
>>42398646just living.gotta while you can.
You use that word but do not know its' real meaning.
>>42398696Not OP, but good for grandma.She needs a little spark in her life.
>>42400094>What about the 50 million Russian Christians?They were not around for the rapture, obviously.
>>42401877Maybe there weren't enough of them praying for God to listen.
Ideally go in the first wave, not interested in sticking around after that. But much luck to those unfortunate who do.
>>42401883Where exactly in scripture does God promise that christians will not suffer persecution? if nothing else we are promised persecution, and history attests to that. Read your bible you genius.The rapture is a one time event at the end times, not a get out of jail card.
>>42399002I assume you have knowledge the rest of us don't. So tell me. is it this year or next year? I need to know.
>>42398646Just finished lessons on Triad establishment, Soul manufacturing and Paradigm construction.Pic rel, now I have free time.
>>42398646>The Apocalypsecan you be more specific?you mean in the literal christian sense?world war 3?alien invasion?establishment of a global dictatorship?AI exterminating humanity?natural disasters?virus wiping out all humans? which one man
>>42403457The apocalypse was greek for a sort of great reveal, people mix it up with christianity. But in this case I’m referring to it as something that will end the cycle. There are two Apocalypses, a manufactured one(not blue beam) and a real one. Technically there can be more than that, but these two things are a given.The first one is the depopulation agenda, thats project 2030, due to resources and corruption the elites of the world want to reduce the population so its easier to control and so they still have their peasants and slaves. This will also secure resources so they can survive that actual second apocalypse.The second apocalypse is somewhat natural, what schizos have been calling the plasma-Apocalypse lately is actually just the pole shift, scientists say we’re over due but the truth is we’ve been in one. Pole shifts aren’t a sudden phenomena, they take time and slowly become more evident. Whats worse is our sun has been unusually active, if it hits us while our magnetic field is currently like this then we’re kinda screwed. All signs point towards this happening and thus since 2019 a sort of bunker boom has happened with the elites because they know it’s going to happen.
>>42403777>resources and corruption….I meant this in a way the elites are corrupt.
Nothing ever happens but go ahead you do you buy into project blue beam.
>>42403791Hey retard check —> >>42403777
>>42403799Everything in that post is a bunch of bullshit.
>>42403807So is your life bud
>>42398646Well, actual nofap beats edging every time. And I haven't nutted in 10 years.
>>4239864672 more hours.
>>42405286>I haven't nutted in 10 years.god what a liar
>>42398646By realizing nothing you do will prepare you for the literal adapting you will need to make to truly survive or else your are just trying to extend your post modern lifestyle for as long as possible which as the product and source of your "apocalypse" will quickly follow in its demise and you will too without abandoning these comforts and returning to nature until a new band of retards builds the next tower of Babylon for you to imprison yourselves much to their contentment. The animals fear natural events, they will not forsee nor sense the coming doom you have herald upon yourselves yet they will suffer its rules as they have suffered the building of your very world upon theirs. They can only destroy the world they created for themselves. For now atleast. :)
>>42405635Does having wet dreams against your will count as masturbation? I don't think it counts.
>>42398646Humanity is incapable of fixing itself, so we are getting bombed back to the stone age, again! I think it happens every few hundred years.
>>42403777>This will also secure resources so they can survive that actual second apocalypseThey are going down the secret tunnels to Hell? I don't think they would really be safe anywhere else. They are hiding from an angry God.
>>42398646No, couldn't care less you schizo.
>>42405875Interesting >>42405875The dogma blinds you, is the angry god in the room with you? Not saying there isn’t some higher power just that hell is both cope and a control mechanism. I have no fear of hell because I grew up in it retard. People are often consumed and possessed by their own internal demons, hate, shadows.
>>42405278Took you 5 and a half hours to come up with that comeback? Lol. Lmao even.
