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How would you use it and also how would it affect other people’s lives? Genuinely curious
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>>42402480
already happened, Christ is KING!
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>>42402480
If a person were to be gifted a click remote, magic lamp, or whatever...they ought to serve humanity by splitting the human population over thousands of Earth-like planets and wish for the technology to efficiently traverse space and dimensions.
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>>42402480
Selfishly at first: making my life better and sustainable, from there my people would be the priority, creating something great for them.

Beyond that would be goodwill toward everyone else: justice, productivity, and happiness.

Cool thought experiment.
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>>42402480
I'd start from the beginning and live my life differently
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>>42402480
Didn't expect to make me cry, but it did
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>>42402480
>more paranormal than the 20 christian threads out there now
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>>42402744
Not the OP but was it the 'wishing his life away' element that got ya?
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>>42402480
go back to when i was 22 win the billion dollar lottery have a blessed life rich retard maxxing
prob make youtube sloppa with my harem as motivation to do fun and wild shit
then id live different kinds of life out untill i randomly get killed or get tired of the living and off myself
but that would take awhile
like id live so many diffrent life paths
then id eventually se how much i could fuck with reality
i imagine epstien is late stage time fuckery dude had his hand in every fucking pie out there and was very degen as you prob get without really good self discipline
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>>42402643
I would go back to age 9 or so but yeah, me too. I'd just be a nicer person and experience more.
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>>42403122
i thought about this but youd have to deal with 9 year olds constantly
and 9 year olds are retarded
youll be a god amongst tards but amongst adults a smart kid is at best a novelty at worse an annoyance
itll be 5-8yrs minimum before anyone takes you any kinda of seriously
and even dealing with 16 year olds is annoying as shit

the best bet with time travel is find a good period of time you can loop different life's through
starting young seems fun but id imagine sucks
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>>42402480
>Wheres the goiym extinction button on this thing?
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>>42403146
I’d rather relive my life around retarded 9 year olds who I now understand how they are and fear none of than stay to the timeline of retarded 9 year old bullies shitting up my childhood.
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>>42403122
What would happen if I go back to something really young like age 3 actually?
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>>42402480
That person, if they weren't stupid, would become the ruler of the world. Though remember, that remote "learned your preferences" and would auto do things, like Skip. The remote is a monkey paw and we would have to deal with the consequences. Imagine someone that is moving on auto pilot because used the remote to steal money on pause and to skip things he didn't like. So he's super wealthy, but no one can prove how he gets the money, even though we know it is stolen from tracking.
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>>42402480
>Win the lotto
>Go to casino and play slots until I find a winner
>Hookers and blow
>Go around cold approaching women and rewinding when I get rejected until I find one who likes me (So they don't see me as a player)
The remote is a pretty shit cheat item actually, 2/10.
It's big, bulky, can be easily stolen. Sure you can DIO people trying to hurt you, assuming you can see them coming.
>Hit by a stray bullet - joever
>Hit by a car - joever
>Suckerpunched and knocked out - joever
>Hit by a small meteorite/hail - joever
>Accidentally break the remote - joever
I really can't see it being good unless you're in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, even then a mountain lion could sneak up on you - joever.

Hate to hijack your thread, but I want to share my ideal cheat item: what is essentially a holodeck controlled by an omniscient AI - which takes orders from you. Grants you access to any cheat item you can think of, with the ability to pull yourself out at any time. You could be taken back to scenarios from your life with cheats enabled, could ask the AI to edit the scenarios. I would fuck my old manager. Her ass - I shit you not - was objectively, ontologically perfect, sculpted by the gods even; evidence of intelligent design in my eyes. When she came in on her days off - I could turn a corner, see dat ass from 50 feet away, and say "Oh, that's manager-sama", and I was right every time. Christ that woman.
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It would be extremely painful
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>>42402480
>>42402480
honestly for the first week or so I would probably just pause time to sleep as much as i want
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>>42404109
live a million life times get tired shoot up a bunch of heroin pause time eternally blitz pass out
wake up now youre you again forgetting you ever got the remote you die you dream of now being a dog ect yo die "wake up" again and again invent buddhism eventually as you did all religions ect ect then one day you find a remote
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>>42402643
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>>42403122
I don't think the click remote can do that. You can rewind but can't change anything. I'm not sure I'd want to fast forward too much. Sometimes life feel short. Maybe long flights. I think rewinding to relive memories could have its advantages but any temptation to relive bad ones could be tricky. You could train say a martial art, or attend a lecture or whatever then rewind to experience it again. I think the pause button could be good. You could meditate. Can you read books when paused?
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>>42404038
... For you.
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>>42402480
>Me in the Underground Reptilian city after getting control of the remote
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>>42402480
This thread is one of those synchronicities. I had a revelation about click as I was doing mantras. I'm reasonably certain click is an allegory for deals with demons + demoic possession.

He uses the remote for things most people make demon deals for - sex, money, shortcuts, etc. But he starts losing time and control of his body. It's insideous at first, almost unnoticable. But as he uses the remote (demons) more and more he loses control more like he would in a full posession. Given this film was made by Hollywood satanists I'm reasonably certain it's the hidden meaning.
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>>42402480
I would play God all the day. No question about it.
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>>42402480
The best pranks around. The stop time feature... I want to pants important political figures, tar and feather them even. Put them in humiliating and scandalous circumstances. Do it with a pattern even to make people superstitious.

Maybe hang around one guy his entire life and just fuck with him once a year. I've got a million ideas I don't even want to make my life better I just want to laugh at the expense of other people
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>>42404435
>I don't think the click remote can do that
It can. Watch the movie.



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