what did god mean by this

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>>42403316
God made us take a shit and jack off just to be like:

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bro i have to take a shit and jack off what the fuck bro

>>42403334
>take a shit
>lewd
Anon...

>>42403313
At the same time?

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>>42403781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urZukvTwvfQ

>>42403313
You have to. You have to do it. You incarnated here, now you have to.

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I do not have to shit and I do not have to jack off.
I use empathy to transfer these feelings (and my ass full of poop) into other people so that they must do these things for me.

>>42404075
hyperspace shit in my face

>>42403313
SPEEDRUN IT!!

>>42403313
If you can sneeze, fart, cum, and shit all at the exact same moment, you will attain godlike powers instantly. (I'm pretty sure that's in the Bible.)

Good luck!

>>42404075
>empathy
I don't think you know what this word means, you seem too autistic.

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>>42403313

I just fapped to Belle Delphine's butthole and imagined that I was licking it.

What are the spiritual implications of this?