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Is this true? I'm retarded and need hand holding. I feel like this church is retarded.

https://x.com/ChurchofSatan/status/2056115035798397255?s=20
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>>42409984
LaVey was a glowie asset, as is the modern iteration of the Temple of Satan.

Both run cover for clandestine ops, trafficking, and culture war division.
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Don't they shake up the normies and put satan bibles or whatever in courthouses? What is glowie motivation to do this? I dont really understand esoteric drama like gamergate but just more shh shh and hotwheels...
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Ugh, another glowie psyop thread.

No, the video isn't true about it at all. Satanists are pretty up front about what we believe in. It's about individualism.

The Church of Satan is goth atheism.

That's it. Nothing more, nothing less. It's in the same category as the Church of the Subgenius, in that it's a larp designed to rile up normies, while having a strong rejection of the paranormal. Mix in a bit of Anh Rand objectivism, and you have the Church of Satan.

Non-theistic Satanism, like the Satanic Temple, is the same as the above, but even edgier, somehow, while larping as progressivist while actually just being Anh Rand underneath once again.

Theistic Satanism, on the other hand, is a wild fucking umbrella. Everything from strong uplifting of self by holding a will to power and improving yourself (hello again, Anh Rand); to actual fed glowie organizations like the Order of the Nine Angles and other offshoots, whose end goals are basically the total eradication of conscious life and "evil". Really, the O9A are just the FBI and MI6 trying to make enemies to justify their budgets.

Theistic Satanists are obscenely anti "get in the pod". It's the antithesis to becoming actualized as an individual. We have a strong undercurrent of physical and spiritual autonomy.
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>let follow the Prince of Lies! what could go wrong?
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>>42410107
he never lies once in your Bible, whereas your god lies constantly
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>>42410134
He says that God and angels will catch Jesus if he tried to kill himself, since they need him to live.
Jesus rightfully told him that putting God to the test would merely invoke his wrath.
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>>42410143
they totally would have caught him lol
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>>42410148
Wrong, Jesus was in on the plan but he asked exactly one time (directly to God) if it was truly necessary for him to go through such torture and pain and humiliation... and ultimately he listened and did as God planned all along.
He never tried to force God's hand.
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>>42410107
Other misconception. Lucifer is seen as a bearer of knowledge, not a being worthy of "worship". Even Theistic Satanists such as myself do not worship him per se, as so much as find that the persuit of knowledge itself, and the desire for freedom and liberty, to be admirable and worthy of emulation.
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>>42410176
Lucifer is a character from Milton and another name for the planet Venus, the Morning Star.
Christ is also called the Morning Star btw, so obviously the references to the Morning Star being a fallen angel are wrong or straight-up poetic fiction.

Satan in the Bible is the "prince of this world."
The being from God who remained on Earth, banished from Heaven, sent to be God's judge, is Satan.
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>>42410163
Satan still did not lie there, nor did Jesus say they were lies. Just not part of his plan. BIG difference.
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>>42410183
They were temptations for a reason, they were things Jesus genuinely desired.
>ability to create food from nothing
>ability to not die or even be injured
>ability to rule over all armies and peoples to establish his Paradise on Earth
all Jesus had to do... was worship Satan over his Father.

That was the catch, the lie of omission, that wasn't told until Satan was tempting Jesus with his ultimate goal: the Thousand Year Kingdom.
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>>42410181
Lucifer was the translation in the original Latin and Greek Bibles. It was also in the KJV, which predates Milton's birth. Try again. It far proceeds Paradise Lost, but Milton absolutely did popularise him.

I personally prefer Belial, as I, myself, am worthless. I generally do not worth much with either.
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>>42410097
op here - i'm just stupid - but thanks for thinking i could get paid for being stupid. anywhoodle - so it's satanism but not satanism? why everyone thinking about satan all the time in the occult?
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>>42410293
Satan is the accusor and adversary. It's a role. There are a myriad of reasons why people would talk about it in esoterica.

As to why /x/ talks about Satan a lot, it's because the average /x/enophile is a fucking idiot.
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also - do none of ya'll see the saturn/satan thing as posted in that thread? i'm just sorta curious wth that is too? Like 3-4 different explanations now but the church of satan says it's definitely not ...something? I woulda figured lucy would give me an obvious and that it's really not that - sorta like a mcdonald's double cheeseburger.
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>>42409984
mostly its CIA recruiting. they use many different methods.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JavPI3Iw7LE&ra=m
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>>42409984
It is true and they're lying lole. LaVey was a mind-controlled puppet
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>>42411948
And all of those counter-cultural mfers from rock stars to occultists were all into Saturn worship
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>>42411950
Okay, I'll bite. If it is Saturn worship, which it is not, then what is the alternative to it? What stands against Saturn, philosophically?

What does the planetary intelligence of Saturn represent and stand for?

How does Satanism compare?

You can actually describe this, right, anon? You're not a bleating sheep, are you?

Because if you knew what you were talking about, you'd realise Satanism is Mercurial, not Saturnal.
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>>42411948
https://gematriaeffect.news/anton-lavey-the-founder-of-the-church-of-satan-dead-201-days-after-his-67th-birthday-october-29-1997/
https://gematriaeffect.news/steve-kerr-got-his-666th-win-on-anton-laveys-95th-birthday-anniversary-can-you-say-satan/
https://gematriaeffect.news/the-church-of-satan-moved-their-hq-to-new-york-134-days-before-september-11-2001/
https://gematriaeffect.news/the-connection-between-kobe-bryant-wilt-chamberlain-aleister-crowley-and-israel-is-it-the-end-of-days/
https://gematriaeffect.news/michael-reagans-death-at-80-and-the-news-saved-for-january-6-2026/
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Lavey satanism and blue checkmark church of satan are atheistic - they don’t believe in satan at all
They are basically an lgbt activist group
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>>42410134
>this youtuber that got linked on reddit said...
why do u faggots lie about reading the book
it takes a long time to read. stop lying about having read it. having reddit. damn you really are a faggot imagine that.
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>>42413753
>Betray Hell
>Lose
>Throw a tanty
Lmao



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