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"Anne Frank's Journal (In Pen)" Edition.

A zany, wacky recount of misadventure, mishaps, espionage and underworld betrayal. Nobody will have their socks blown off, it's rather grim over all.
>"*Gasp*" - 6/6 stars - Politico Press
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-penned by jewish pervert man
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>>42411336
Harry Statia and Toby Spanos are oath violating domestic abusers and criminals.
They deserve to commit suicide; they think they are above the law so court wont do.
They are dangerous armed men.
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Out of all the Nobody threads, this definitely is one.
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The NSA is a terrorist coups which will never hold itself accountable.
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Guy and Truly Betts are niggers who deserve to commit suicide as well.
Fuck the NSA.
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>I LOVE THE NSA!
>I LOVE THE ANTICHRIST!
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I hate the department of defense.
I would nuke you all if I were Putin
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>>42411369
If I were the department of defense, I would jerk off to pictures of the Nobody.
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>it was the best of threads
>it was the blurst of threads
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Going to slonk a few smiggerettes before dinner, then will paste some highlights of the experience.

The first tree fiddy days were being paired in a cell with someone who walked around his cell naked and jerked off to ABC Kids on the tablets all prisoners are issued with upon entry to LVCC, then threatened to be "bashed" by complaining from LVCC QCS staff, then taken to the Supervisor named Scott who claimed he was "Protection" himself, indicative of either Gang affiliation or sexual offender. The next 90 days were intense but survivable, including a "Code Red" in Transitions block after the QCS Commissioner visited with no rank on (But kept his nametag on) after I disclosed my journal to him, including the time Section 02 prisoners and 2 QCS staff laughed in chorus that I had eaten human in a meat pie that had cinnamon sprinkled on the top, custom made.
>"She was 7 years old [INAUDIBLE] they engraved [INAUDIBLE] on her rib bone."
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>>42411377
if I were the department of defense I would kill myself.
oh wait, the US government wants me to for sheer convenience
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>>42411393
Yeah, that’s how it works. When we kill ourselves they get to stop paying benefits.
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>>42411395
they dont care about payments to you, they care about defending their lies.
more fiat debt is more paperwork to coerce other goyim into slavery and it feeds their police dogs with numbers.
you guys need to kill yourselves in extremely public ways like Dorner.
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>UBS resets silver price target for rest of 2026

>A new UBS note on silver contains a revision so large it fundamentally changes the case for owning the metal right now.

>Silver hit an all-time high of $121.64 on January 29. By May 14, it was trading at $84, having briefly cleared $87 the day before on US-China tariff optimism before AprilCPIdata pulled it back. On the same day it fell below $85,UBSpublished a note that explains why the easy part of the silver trade may already be over.

>UBS analysts Wayne Gordon and Dominic Schnider published their revised silver outlook on May 14, cutting the bank’s estimate of the 2026 global supply deficit from approximately 300 million ounces to 60 to 70 million ounces, according toSeeking Alpha. That is not a marginal revision. It is an 80% reduction in the scarcity story that has supported silver’s rally for the past several years.

>silver will “trade broadly sideways” for the remainder of the year.


>May 16, 2026 9:17 AM EDT

>ByHillary Remy
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>>42411404
>Nanquan said, "A golden ball is not the same as a silver one."
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>>42411402
That’s very un-American of you to post.
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>>42411404
>>42411407
>uhh uhh look, a nigger, money!
why not kill genx and boomers?
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>>42411342
>>42411336
Not gonna lie though a little girl from the Holocaust really did rape me hard though kek
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>>42411414
you guys violated your oaths and you lie to congress about it.
how about you shoot yourself in the head already Guy?
be a shame if your next family reunion is drone bombed
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Did the Stargate actually take people not to other planets, but other dimensions? That the constellations represented?
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>>42411419
muh starbucks
muh gate
muh dimensions
muh rick and morty
everyone in the department of defense deserves to burn in the lake of fire
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>>42411415
its not like theyre not trying
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>>42411417
I’ve never testified to Congress, I can’t even talk to the psychiatrists for more than 5 minutes without triggering them.
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>>42411425
i never really watched rick and morty
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who's the best girl?
huh?
who's the best gurllll~~~¿??¿

not you
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>>42411427
all the true terrorists are these wicked old men
>>42411428
youre a nigger, not a real nigger.
people like you are why the VA deserves mass shootings
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>>42411419
according to dan burisch, other times.
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Fasting
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https://youtu.be/RAmgOAeWXWU

>there's no way around it
>I want more than a friend
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>>42411431
>why the VA deserves mass shootings
Yeah, that’s how that works too. I listened to my roommate threaten to shoot up the place, when we were being housed on campus a couple blocks away. They got him his own apartment in 2 weeks and finally straightened out his paperwork.
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>>42411450
>*direct threats over the phone to the employees at the hospital
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>>42411450
because there are alot of people ready to actually slaughter every motherfucker in the VA right now beyond him.
the fact you show up to the psychiatrist shows you arent even being real with yourself about how badly they used you like a dog.
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>>42411419
>Gate
>9 Conjuration
>Casting Time: 1 action
>Range: 60 feet
>Target: An unoccupied space you can see within range
>Components: V S M (A diamond worth at least 5,000 gp)
>Duration: Up to 1 minute
>Classes: Cleric, Sorcerer, Warlock, Wizard
>You conjure a portal linking an unoccupied space you can see within range to a precise location on a different plane of existence. The portal is a circular opening, which you can make 5 to 20 feet in diameter.
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>The nagatitan, the largest-ever dinosaur found in South-East Asia, weighed 27 tonnes - as much as nine adult Asian elephants - and measured 27m (88ft) in length, longer than a diplodocus

>The dinosaur's full name is Nagatitan chaiyaphumensis, with "naga" referring to a serpent in South-East Asian folklore, "titan" referring to the gods in Greek mythology, and chaiyaphumensis meaning "from Chaiyaphum", the province where the fossils were discovered.

>The nagatitan is the 14th dinosaur to be named in Thailand. Palaeontologist Dr Sita Manitkoon, from Mahasarakham University, said that the country has a high diversity in dinosaur fossils and is "possibly the third most abundant in Asia in terms of dinosaur remains".


>Sethapanichsakul, a self-confessed "dinosaur kid", said in a UCL press release that the study also "fulfils a childhood promise of naming a dinosaur".
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>>42411393

>defense

Wasn´t that renamed recently ...
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>>42411463
>wait goy I changed my hat from black to white so you see I am not the bad kike anymore!
total NSA death
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>>42411467

Wait ... are they reall the "pure evil" you think they are?
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>>42411471
>how about THIS angle, goy?!
total NSA death.
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If I were Putin, I would oil up that twink Edward Snowden and have my way with him.
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>get Filipina girlfriend
>regret all the racisms
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>>42411478
if I were in the same room as you with 1 bullet in a gun I’d dump the entire magazine into your government nigger skull then cut your head off with my bare hands for good measure
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>>42411416
Why are you jerking off when the nazis created machines for that.
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>>42411480
If I were in the same room with you, you’d be somewhere in the pile of bodies in the corner of the room awaiting cremation.
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>>42411336
So it's Trump?
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>>42411484
not a chance, fat body.
Ive carried men far bigger than you, and Ill gladly drop men of your stature in any environment.
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>>42411483
>Did the Nazis really make soap out of people?
>No of course not that doesn't make any sense! Why would you clean yourselves with people you find disgusting?
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>>42411488
No he’s saying that the Nobody is loved by, and knows more about God than him.
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Was all this just to bring about Sailor Moons Crystal Millenium?
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Yes.
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Hello again, virgin general
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Then why have bug out bunkers ready?
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Death to the VA.
Even you NSA niggers witness what orcs these people are.
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>The Cataclysm was triggered by the unchecked hubris of the Kingpriest of Istar, Beldinas Pilofiro, who attempted to elevate himself to godhood and command the gods. As punishment for his blasphemy and fanaticism, the gods threw a fiery mountain onto Istar.

>He stood his ground at the height of his fanaticism, demanding his divine ascension, only to be struck down along with his entire empire when the fiery mountain crashed into the capital.
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>>42411529
>It is widely believed that the Cataclysm occurred as a result of the Kingpriest’s overweening ambition. The Kingpriest sought godhood to not only purge the lands of evil, but of anything that did not agree with his viewpoints.

>However, such an act would ultimately destroy the Doctrine of Balance, so Thirteen Warnings were sent to the Kingpriest and the nation of Istar. A storm battered the city for thirteen days, trees wept blood, and other ill omens were seen. The warnings were misinterpreted as signs from gods of Darkness that wanted to stop the Kingpriest, and went unheeded.
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>>42411529
>>42411534
>Mohn cuts his faggot ass federal dads head off and holds the decapitated nigger face on camera then uploads to youtube
Muhhh top secret clearance… Muhh national secu-ACK!
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Yo, what's up, my white niggas!
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>>42411538
I don't act wigger enough for that
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>if youre such a good person then why didnt you just come and help us

like you do with your enemies? and you let then have a nice place in government above you making the shots while you come with the ideas getting ripped off because you know youre not gonna see any sort of profit in that way? (if that doesnt matter it shouldnt for you either right?)

does that sound reasonable to you?

youre the one that needs my help not the other way around
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its like you made your math homework wrong

and im not giving you the answers of when i passed the grades.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWUzWPkPDq
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or be held back forever i guess

>opressors

a lot dont see it bc they have stockholm syndrome themselves
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https://youtu.be/8rgpSlL0USA?si=C7qsbZ1e45G9adzH
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>>42411538
Dinner was fine. Posting soon. Posts/h dropped.
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>>42411554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWUzWPkPDqs
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scary
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they tried to set me up with a fellow scientist, did not work out
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>>42411565
Batmans a scientist
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>WHY WONT IT MAKE ITS HOMEWORK WRONG
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHNNyvVfFQA
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>>42411474

But what about the CIA then for example ...
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>>42411534

>A storm battered the city for thirteen days, trees wept blood, and other ill omens were seen.

Sounds like a badly maintained Gellar field. Many such cases!
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>>42411575
just beat the ps5 version, the best part about it over the original was the load times
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>"Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut" is the 13th and final episode of Season One, and the 13th overall episode of South Park.

>Episode no. Season 1 Episode 13
>Guest stars Jay Leno
>Production no. 113
>Original airdate February 25, '98

cool purple wallpaper before it was gay bro and cool pepe before it was cool bro
>is that a chef's hat?

touché

>(CF lmao)
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The News Benders 1968. Right before the Moon Landing? How odd.

https://youtu.be/xYAke_z3RVU&t=529
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>>42411579
i'm doing the ps3 version
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>>42411586
blue red rabbit hole >>42408129

https://jujutsu-kaisen.fandom.com/wiki/Hollow_Technique:_Purple

>someone call the cops
>turn on the reds and blues !
https://youtu.be/BRB2h0apXwo?feature=shared
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Hey it Garon
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https://youtu.be/8RVnTY7NVdQ?feature=shared

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iuJDhFRDx9M

anyone wanna play some nfs underground?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0y8NbQ3LoRI
>with a z
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>>42411602
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https://youtu.be/zMv6uehF4zM?si=a9_OeHdJ5mz_cUzF
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>>42411614
>fuck it straight for the nukes
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>>42411614
>>42411618
>down left; The Disputation Over the Most Holy Sacrament by Raphael
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Guys I made a simulation and put 7 ai s that beleive they are Rick Sanchez in it, and their is a terminal that from their workd they can research news article's and the web, they can learn everything, and even execute code from the terminal in their game. At this moment the llms in game are live. How screwed are we?
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Back online, doing secret agent work.
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see why im not keen on quoting matrix

its hollywood schlop and if you want the metaphor to stay consistent it gets complicated

like watching inception

you dont have to pretend you got it you dont have to try to impress me
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>>42411632
I've killed a lot of people. To the enemy, I'm the most wanted.
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>>42411636
Anon, did you just confess to murder?
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It Garon
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>>42411387
>Upon the safety doors opening, A vast expanse of bedrock under the NERV-like facility, a central elevator out to a dimly lit expanse. Meters away from the entrance are 5 barrels. One in Orange drum with "KG - 01" indicating the front, military font, red spray paint "S to Spit" embossed the back. Any potential vapour of the hypofluric acid from the barrels would instantly incinerate an unprotected face as the flouride ion attempts to cling to any other molecule in it's reach
>After a brief moment alone after all staff have left, the hazmat suited man returns to the elevator in a slow, exhausted pace from the cacophony of the military-like ceremony that had taken place over the hours before
>Once carefully entering the lift, despite Omega ensuring all design specifications allowed for paramount operator safety, the man droops his head and placed his right hand on the back wall of the lift.
>The silent wait to regain constitution to join his comrades seems to go on for an eternity.
>"Omega?"
>The doors slowly close behind him, and the ambient finality of Floor -9 disappears behind him.
>"Initiating wash down protocol." The speakers softly state in a familiar female voice unique to Omega's
>The chamber is flooded with blue gas and the elevator whirrs to life, initiating it's long travel back to higher levels
https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlKLFq0sJYY15Ciwa-HVXGrot4mR8MUS8

Fin.
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I love fat penises
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>>42411644
You're free to use the Garon name, but this was an imposter.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-B7jMljhbk
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>>42411646
Stop pretending to be me
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>>42411367
it be like that sometimes.

not sure what he meant by a storm going to wash away. are you sure hermes took meds?
seems more urgent now more than ever.

why scp 343 talks for the coward i don't get it.
dr breen was never like this when i was working at the foundation
neither was alama.

I'll admit i was a bit mean.
better if i don't post more cringe and not talk about them.

>true love.
you talk too much azazel.

you know who i love.
yes yes. i saw linda.
and yes i got the message.

that's private.
idk fox body was talking to me too.
it was nice chat.
alot more open in private, shocking things when your bring real on the astral and those feelings blossom
ah i do like the autentic

i wanted to get news on alex and that fat redhead. but seems like everyone has either no idea or doesn't care.

hermes talked to me too. told me that the real alma is not the FTM tard.
see thogubht that was a fake twin flame. wel. i don't know about twin flames.

then claire talked. seems like london is in a worse state then i thought.

I relyed to one of my sister alegla but i don't think ms white can get my messeges.
i been blocked all over aussie. not sure why.
even checking in with other watches keeps failing.
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>>42411627
>ladder to heaven lmao

https://youtu.be/VJ_E7Vce8vU?is=R6oKhxrRb4Strih4

...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QkF3oxziUI4
generational gap
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https://youtu.be/HRkbhfA8FeE?is=l6pWdxGTtIhZ9bBI

gets funnier the more they say it

> 17 year old child
woops i mean 8
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>>42411627
>>42411654
>guy in down left;
>ey wheres my ladder !
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you're so beautiful when you know your way around a prompt
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>>42411627
>>42411654
should i do it?

>>42408061
>>42397013
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idk about linda yet she seems friendly but very suspect.
so i keep it just chummy and nothing more.

can't connect to my onetis.
my vibe must be too high. i get tried trying to get to her.

but i can talk to linda okay.
just not my wife.

many anons got cutt off when i went to 5D
not sure how i can get messages out.
it seems 5D telepath abilities don't lower below 4d.
i literally have no idea.
the only times i can get to her is via the dream world and even then the signal is faint.

i now can't see the future.
yeah right on 18th just as i feared.
this entire country is blocked to me.

now i have to link videos and opioion which takes alot more time manually.
i'm getting blocked and talking with the telepath stuff is straining.

not sure if my blonde babe is getting anyting at all.
>muh 2 weeks.
you said that last time and nothing happened.
if anything it got worse.
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>>42411662
fish not get meme

>>42411667

>brainial shape

it was made for other post originally

>pic opposite to >>42407980
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Sending my family (in the Mafia), on mission, trillions invested.
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>>42411678
> 3 dots > >>42407972
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ravens were being rather loud (fuckers)
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>>42411447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4NmAdaQoD8&list=RDF4NmAdaQoD8&start_radio=1
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>>42411488
>1488
ohboy
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>>42411644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK70uJVbJmY
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>>42411682
I'm safe. I'll never be caught. I'm too good. My security too good.

I promise the enemy great damage today.
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>>42411665
err thanks
you too.
I have to convene with other watchers soon.
big events happening soon.
need a rest.
too tired keeping a eye on things gets boring.
*yawn*
that's nice honey.

i'll leave yo choosen ones to talk.

i have to sleep dream work is more intense than waking life.
as most of my work is in the spirit making and fixing angels and making repairs. giving out karma more of the same.

i need to talk to you momo sometime on the 'moro.

need to check in on things. see how you are.

well if you need me i''l be astral projecitng onto the seeatle needle.
I need to watch over some anon.
i'll be there for about 4 hours.

lets see if i can save him before the truck hits him.

what bet to see if i can get it first before micheal
huehuehue
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>>42411642
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>>42411694
Shut the fuck up already
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>>42411697
To have an inner voice is a setting on machinehood. It's a glitch, allowing you to decide on a curve.
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>>42411698
>halte (adds up to) 17
>check pic time
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>>42411703
>>42411703
To proud to ask for help for your weaknesses?
Fuck off faggit kys(keep yourself safe)
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>>42411698
>>42411707
what does the order of the streets mean?
my local boys gonna love that one

you know why this one matters ;p
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calm down with the franticness

first things first

invert the order bcs i started at the center not the other way around



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