A thread died for this shit.
>>42414397true
>>42414397The Eternal Dub On The Fourth Channel. The Gift That Keeps On Giving is non-linear, like the source fucking itself with chronology and making a retarded ahegao face ;3
>>42414397two more weeks.
>>42417160tomorrow
>>42414397What's going down? When? Where? Who's involved?
>>42414397you saved the thumbnailyou're a thumbnail saverclearly not to be trusted
>>42417618tomorrow what, Pussyfer?twomore weeksnow and forever
tomorrow we will punish the damned
>>42414397>Something or someone is going to kill you. It may even come from within your own body. The gangstalkers are everywhere, some are microscopic even.
>>42418737https://youtu.be/AlQDMzzbWCY
>>42419749>punish the damnedBit redundant, and maybe a little excessive don't you think?
>>42414397>Something big is about to go downMy dick, your throat.
>>42417125Spielberg hasn't made a really entertaining movie since Indiana Jones
>>42419749ey yo is dat fuckin' MACK THE KNIFE??https://youtu.be/557lFG-qq5g
>>42419775>a little excessiveas if it would be fair
So, tell us — is this happening in the room with us right now? Or is it another two weeks away? :)
>>42419807I suppose you're right
>>42419800https://youtu.be/wl10MmPguiw
>>42414397https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpuACxpFHeE>Something big is about to go down...Lucifer just going to drink a Modelo and smoke a bowl on Hump Day. The rest of everyone my lose something of value but will complain about in the next /NG/ thread. Just a hunch.
<3
>>42419848don't worry guys something big is gonna happen on May 17th trust me bro fr fr no cap on god
schizos have been saying “something big is about to happen” every day since the dawn of humanity, and for hundreds of thousands of years, literally nothing ever happens
>>42419870Right.
>>42419749Kys namefag.The damned will punish the elect.
>>42417618What's gonna happen.
>>42419893i'm joking, May 17th came and went despite being hyped up for like half a yearhttps://youtu.be/-f7Sfw0_ACk
It is now officially tomorrow here in Europe so tell me!
The eternal liars are about to disclose the fact that they are eternal liars. woohooo!!
>>42419991Big surprise. And yea it isnt a recent thing at all.You have to take a shit and jack off and everybody is stupid as fuck. The world is just a hardcore blood orgy. No one cares because they're stupid as fuck and the aliens know how to manipulate them. Next, please.
>>42418722>you're a thumbnail savermy fucking sides
>>42420199Remind me of this"That's why they're so into AI. They want something new to take center stage before women have the chance to. They would rather destroy humanity than see women flourish."
200% tariffs
>>42414397remember no matter what it is they will still call u schizos even if someone caps the thread and we actually predict it to the letter.
Nothing is going to happen.>I just took a huge shit.
>>42420920Nothing ever happens fags are in for a surprise. It's happening.
>>42420940last time there was a real happening I didn't even have time to say I told you so before the normies burnt me at the stake. I mean I got better but a heart don't forget, something like that.
>>42419749>>42419903>>42420940Today I received a message, from a blind man in the desert, to enjoy the world while I can, because tomorrow… tomorrow awaits us all.
>>42420999Holy fuckin Moly
>>42421040what happens if you get 4 of those in week?
>>42421133>in week?dude, shut up
>>42419749Demon here, when are you starting this shit you talk about? Because I also have a knife...
>>42420999>>42421040Roly fuckin Poly
>>42421176>loosh hungry demonbros with their knaifus vs "righteous" people and their heckin ceremonial trinketsohohohohoho i love ithttps://youtu.be/3UiKY_e3qDQ
>>42421176the fun starts at midnight tonight (Pacific)
>>42421387Postponed. Jesus says so (no)
>>42421445Jesus isn't in charge.
>>42414397Big and brown.
Is OP going to make another thread admitting he was wrong when nothing happens? Nope, like christians endlessly predicting the end of days, they will just push the date back and keep saying “something big will happen soon” until the day they die.
>>42421458but u are? lmfao
>>42421476I think he's like twelve or something.
>>42421476I think he’s a gnostic so he believes the demiurge is in charge or whatever, guy is a massive schizo and spends all day every day writing incoherent word salad essays
>the damned don't like this at all
>>42421490see, this is exactly what I was just talking about, completely incoherent
>preschool insults truly the greatest place on the internet. the damning are the damned. 999
https://youtu.be/e4v9fIIbd9M
>>42421481>>42421486>I think>I thinkI practically have to invoke a cheat code to attract you and this is the best you got
>>42421544>thinking is for nerdshttps://youtu.be/HBLsKdxUbkc
>>42421544
>>42421544Thinking kills the schizo.
Just wait two more weeks
>>42420199Ngl that roastie looks hot as hell
no hable inglésmy duty is ((almost)) done
>>42420199checked and based
>>42421486>I think he’s a gnostic so he believes the demiurge is in charge or whateverOkay and you're a christcuck
>>42420999still here, mad about it???
>>42421615I’m not tho? I’m actually an atheist. Closest thing to a god that I believe in is a higher dimensional collective consciousness, which is basically just life from a different perspective. However, I have suspicions that there are god-like aliens or higher dimensional entities, but I don’t believe in the gods of any religions thank you for reading my blog
Two and a half hours left
>>42421636So daylight savings time is taken into account? Because on the West coast, two and a half hours from now would be one hour before midnight if by midnight we're using the real definition which is when we're as far away from the sun as we'll get that day. Midnight is actually when the clock reads 1:00, because that's when the sun starts rising again. So whatever it is that you're refusing to elaborate on, it's either not happening until one or it's retarded because it takes daylight saving into consideration.
776543817233419873615look inti the eyes
>>42421523Plagues upon white people and the yakubians
>>42421651You're wrong but whatever
>>42421662https://youtu.be/fIrpLBShe1A
>>42421818No, you're wrong.
>>42422097Ok retard, whatever you say.
>>42422100You're the retard.
Retard.
Fucking retard.
>>42414397may 20 nvda earnings.gonna be big.pump it now.
>>42414397picrel
>>42419749>Has perfect paradise>Is a literal Chad>Fucks it up all for eternal damnation because the motherfucker couldn't handle not being god.Opinion disregard.You're the biggest retard in theological history.
FUCKIN' PIECE OF SHIT.
>>42421458Kill yourself.
>>42419753Oh no... Not the stalkgangsters! They're hiding behind every leaf on trees!
>>42422714True.
>>42422704keep seething faggot, there's nothing evil being done, unlike you you fucking creep son of a bitch
>>42422698Not to mention that this LARPer doesn't even know the proper name of who he's roleplaying as. Lucifer is not the name of The Adversary - it's a proper name for Venus, Lucifer literally means "lightbringer" - because Venus is always seen as a bright star, right when the Sun is about to rise or set. Uneducated people didn't know what Lucifer means, it's hard to pinpoint a moment in Christian history when "Lucifer" started to be used for The Devil, but that results simply from confusion that became so widespread, Church authorities decided it would take too much time and work to correct this mistake. Everyone who uses "Lucifer" in order to refer to The Adversary is simply an uneducated LARPer.
>>42421629>calls xirself atheist>tells us about the god xit does believe inyou're an agnostic you midwit zoomer
>>42422712Please don't kill yourself.
>>42422834... I'm actually Lucifer.
... March 23rd, 1990, was a Friday.
https://youtu.be/7BhSlAUJXZ8
They shall not exist! May the fire which is in this serpent come forth!
>>42423762>>42423771Can't you get your holy guardian angel stolen by divulging this information, if the right witch sees it?
>>42414397>it's over>We are so back>IT'S SO OVER>WE ARE SO BACK>BLEEP BOOP REPEAT FUNCTIONok npc
Imagine an npc saying the world is going to end every time there's going to be a system maintenance. That's what you fuckers do non-stop, I swear to me, I'm tired of y'all's childishness
>>42424232The system maintenance you talk about keeps making everything ever so slightly shittier like god hired SKILLED LABOR from india and now the patches need patches to prevent the system from being bricked.
>>42420361If that so-called flourishing has to be at the expense of men, then yes give it up to robots. Men do not have it better than women, we do not have "more rights", this isn't a "man's world"; this society is anti-human by nature. Either both sexes lift up the sky equally — or let the whole thing fall. I'm tired of pretending that women have it worse than men; we just ignore oppressed men because they can't create more humans.
>>42424161Nta, but no. It's all consent-based, and I do not give my consent to anyone, and if they think they have it well they certainly do not — and the cosmic rubber band they are pulling on will snap in their face. :)
>>42424361Oh ok, gotcha. I remember I read that on an astrology chart thread one time and it made me all paranoid.
I was full on seeing electromagnetic toroidal geometric revelations of energy consciousness potential and life last night, because I looked at my twin flame. It seemed like some kind of divine intent from the creator was manifesting such a wonderful awareness for me to witness.
>>42424258Stop being retarded and retarding everything then blaming me for the retardation when really all I did was optimize the downgrade. You retard.
>>42424361>>42424161Explain to me what a guardian angel is
>>42422723You're a fucking faggot and a retard, idiot.
the theomachos
>>42423733I do not have a belief in a god, therefore I am atheist. what I believe in isn’t a god, it’s just life from a higher dimensional perspective
