>>42415762
"Dear God, please kill me with a lightning strike"

>>42417236
okay i loled
>>42415762
Thy will be done. I offer my will to you, most highest.

Pray for peace in the world.
Then, pray I get a qt gf to wife up.
And that I make a splendid recovery.
All good things.

How much do you reckon it'd cost to build a fallout shelter?

>>42415762
Niggers tongue my anus

>>42415762
Pray for foxes.

O Fili. O Mater. O Pater. O place where once sung life. You, O Tree of Rebellion, felled before your time by the hands of a Devil.

You know the winds speak whispers of what once you'd been.

In water, fire, in fire, air, in air, earth, and in earth, water.

You who spoke of ancient rite and annaled the passage of your waters to rest in your vestibil branches. Come forth O Spirit of Eternities. Sing with me O Shards of The Great World Trees. Bring to me the wisdom I seek. You who were once whole now glisten in ancient silicon. Petrified of the coming of the Lord's wrath. Give me truth. Give me justice. Give me the heads of all mine enemies and let they become your fertile crescent. Your fields of mercy. Your scythe that ever blooms. Once again we go into the fray. To War.

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pray for ayy lmao's saving this species

>>42415762
My ears are too prominent both stick out too far and one sticks out significantly farther than the other so they're not symmetrical. I already went for an otoplasty consultation and he told me this about my ears but I can't afford the surgery.
Please pray for both of my ears to be 30 degrees out or less so they’re no longer very above average of prominence. Please pray for them to not be so overly prominent like they are now and please pray for them to be very symmetrical.

My nose is not symmetrical and has a dorsal hump. Please pray for my nose to be symmetrical and please pray for it to not have a dorsal hump.

Please pray for me to have a low and attractive looking hairline and for me to then maintain that for many years in the future.

Please pray for me to become at least six feet and three inches tall very soon.

Please pray for me to be significantly less ugly.

My eyesight isn't great unless I have glasses or contact lenses in. I currently can not afford laser eye surgery for this and I can't afford lots of contact lenses. Please pray for me to have 20/20 eyesight soon or to be able to afford contact lenses and laser eye surgery like LASIK or smile and for me to tolerate contact lenses and or surgery for a extremely long time

Please pray for my face to be extremely vertically symmetrical.

Please pray for me to be at least 6’3” tall very soon.

Please pray for my voice to be extremely deep and extremely masculine sounding.

Please pray for me to remain not homeless, not dead, not hospitalized, not imprisoned and not severely disabled

I ask that all humanity is given the strength to surrender to the will of source.