Next planetary allignment will be on June 12 apparently.Any ideas what will happen then??
>>42418091>Any ideaskind of
>>42418091Bible Says “Fear Not” 365 Times.: )
>>42418091Oceans will fall probably
>>42418091>"Don, it's Bibi...">"I know you don't want to invade, but LISTEN...the PLANETS are in ALIGNMENT">"I know you're skeptical, but it's not just Mercury, Venus, and Jupiter, it's Mercury, Venus, Jupiter AND SATURN, URANUS, AND NEPTUNE">"Good. I knew you'd understand."
They attach significance to these events and make their little gay activities timed around them.
>>42418091>Any ideas what will happen then??nothing, as usualspace is fake and gay
>>42418091>Any ideas what will happen then??You will be volleyed in the sacks by a random lunatic in fancy dress. I have spoken.
>Any ideas what will happen then??The fresno nightcrawlers will be free to roam the earth once more. I recommend keeping your curtains draw around that time, lighting blessed beeswax candles, and maybe retain some extra semen.
>>42418091Disclosure Day ~ Steven Spielberg
>>42418182>>42420949Hm..
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Nothing ever happens
>>42418091That's strange because the next major terrorist attack is predicted for June 11th, by my world tracker AI.It also lists Chicago, Hamburg, Germany, or South Carolina as the top 3 locations.
>>42425793how can i learn more?
>>42427384agreed, bump