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post in here if you are an alien living among the humans as well. I know many things way better than the FBIs but will not tell them because my secrets are premium and the FBI will not give me 10 million dollars for my alien pancakes recipe... for example.

What is your consensus being an alien among us...?
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I'm an Icythiosin. I'm not an extraterrestrial, but I was dissolved in the womb by a chemical composition pumped into my mother by the CIA. Strangely, I was capable of rearranging my DNA into a perfect matrix. I was technically stillborn and looked like a diseased reptile, but I was still conscious, telepathic, and omniscient, then slowly reanimated into the appearance of a healthy human infant. I was called "Star Child" by the attending doctors, and my existence has been buried beneath conspiracy on top of conspiracy.
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>>42424358
I signed a NDA with the galactic federation,
so I can't say anything.
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I wish my space ship was working, then I could fly away.
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We are the aliens if you took the time to meditate, heal your DNA, detox, etc you should know this...

Amnesia must run strong with you.
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>>42424358
Technically I'm a human/fused alien energy. Which just makes me live longer and gives me any abilities I had or gave myself prior to whatever technically my prior energy was linked to. This is irrelevant though since the humane clay bullshit vessel limits me extremely.
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>>42425135
What is your designation and identification code, Clay?
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>>42425135
You are bound to relay to the divine prosecutor, now answer, Clay.
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Honey pot thread. You do know our government kidnaps, rapes and eats aliens for fun, right?
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>>42425262
That's true. Few people know that humans are the masters of the universe, and those that do often use this for vile purposes.
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>>42425262
Yeah we know the governments are the bad guys.
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>>42424358
I just came for the punch and pie, a pineapple, and 2 hotdogs.
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>>42425262
That would be the case but my power level is on par with Ahriman's which is the alien that runs earth plus were frens
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>What is your consensus being an alien among us...?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFHcC-qoBdk
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>>42424358
Any cute reptilian girls wanna show off your cloaca?



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