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From last thread:
>>42583565
Thanks for reaching out again. I've entered communication with you in email. As discussed it appears there is an insomnia machine that results when a child is exposed to the sight of mother's vulva. There is a good chance that everyone in the Ziz LaSota sleepcult is afflicted by this infuriating ailment.
>>42581979
Prostate cancer cure a success: please return to current thread to discuss further efforts for your father. Prostate and breast cancer are the easiest ones to cure (and in secular sense to prevent!)
>>42581558
WOW CYSTIC FIBROSIS! I really thought I would be having a hard time with you but it was SO EASY SO SENSIBLE. I only wonder if I put you through a coughing fit but with every fit the toxic mucus exited your body.
The entire cause of cystic fibrosis is when a child is born unable to be "burped": burping is when we slap the baby (meaningfully exactly as if we'd been scourging Christ) to make his fluids move. Yet the movement of fluids is paramount in every yogic theory, so a child which cannot be meaningfully burped will eventually obtain PERMANENT COLIC OF ALL ORGANS. I only simply set you straight - easier than I thought.
A CF-genetic positive baby can be cured permanently of disease IF you locate him exactly when he needs to be burped, and tie his hands together, and tie his legs together, and only THEN spank him. I am sure of this.
>>42579907
Hey hoping to hear back from you about girlfriend with Crohns!
>>42580300
Sorry for late reply. Full Type-1 Diabetes routine implemented. You can believe in it.
>>42580360
Hemorrhoids: I have unlinked your butthole from Mother dearest who had to clean it once, and linked her with your penis instead. If this sounds icky, sorry it is the German way.

>>42581058
Interesting skincancer shape. A half-dimensional cancer machine in parallel with a full cancer machine. Tell me, what happens when an Azteckish German-posing brown father mates with a proper German woman? A baby is born not knowing whether to shine from his scalp or his foreskin. So he shone instead from his ANKLE, and one day you held him and dipped him in a river, and THAT was the moment you earned yourself a cancer! I set the boy straight JUST the same as you.

>>42599132
Do I have any cancers? Thank you

based

>>42599622
No, but pray tell why didn't you get circumcised? The thing will make you healthier, Jew. For if you don't do it it will migrate to your gallbladder or your tonsil or somewhere else and you won't just end up in "surgery anyway" instead you're gonna be soul-skewered and sick as well.
The good book is there for you. Read it

>>42599132
Kys already you fucking retard. You have zero abilities. Stop posting this dumbass thread.

>>42601738
This one needs a 12 hour psychic surgery. His soul has rotted.

>>42599132
Can you replace a succubus with an angel or love spirit?

>>42599132
chlorine dioxide

>>42601738
This one isn't even too problematic, just a Reddit atheist. I would have been proud of him when I was 18. Don't be bothered
>>42602534
I can't even disparage chlorine dioxide under a blanket, because it obviously does things, and may potently work for certain ailments. I simply don't know enough to state at this time. Certainly it is commonly wrongly used.
>>42602026
Sweet young one! I see her all about you: coloring your every turn. I must be careful with gender information because I initially ONLY saw a female.
You are male, no? One day long ago you encountered a girl and she was girly for you: she did the wonderful thing where she bestowed you with energy but she did TOO MUCH, all at once. Perhaps you were one or both sleep-deprived. Maybe you were running on energy drinks.
And it left you with all the conscious energy of a virgin, a FEMALE virgin striving fruitlessly to deflower your own lovely self.
I have set you straight and also did work for your female companion on this mortal plane. She doesn't deserve to be caught in a mixup.

>>42599132
I have brain issues. Please help. I also have lung issues.

>>42603111
oh my GOD i already knew it would be a misfire german
surely there is some acknowledged statistic about this? among Germans, a lungcancer/temporal-brain/schizophrenia link?
you're gonna do great kid because you're only the 20th person on /x/ with the same disease stack. check in. I'll begin within one hour

>>42603141
Thanks anon.

>>42603015
>2026
I'm male, and sadly there hasn't been any girls I have shared love with in my life unless that girl was a succubus. The succubus is a demon that ruins relationships.

>>42603189
No, it's true, it's very true. They exist, and everyone in power like government is aware of it yet their best psychics are only 50% fluent in the thing. Sometimes you can approach a lovely girl, though, even just to LOOK at her if she is caught in a moment and far too lovely for her own good. And she will become your Succubus - linked eternally to the sweetest real girl who only just LOOKED at you as she walked this mortal plane. That leftover appendage on you is a demon problem indeed.
I will help you. I will work the health of the two of you both, because by God we'll always need girls like her in spite of everything.

>>42599132
Last thread I talked to you about having a yeast infection and having a gender fixing mess up, or however you put it, after kissing a guy. I'm feeling better but I'm wondering if you think you can do anything more for me, in relation to my gut health or anything else? I also told you about these itchy scabs I have on my legs that have been recurring for years and I never figured out how to get rid of them, do you think you can do work on that?

>>42603249
Good to see you, thanks for recap.
Except for born-in Cystic Fibroses, which are happy diseases, and breast and prostate cancers which are happy diseases, if your disease is the bowtie on an overarching Story of your Life it will probably unfurl with the irregularity of a six-sided Christmas box.
The Scientologists discovered this with their rudimentary methods of addressing disease: that people returned two weeks later feeling like a stitch in their side "but it's so much worse, and it doesn't go away!" and called it Body Thetan. (However the Scientologists are delusional.)
Understand your gut ailment is probably my remainder (or "my fault") and forgive me; I will cure it. Return at a later date because we must assume it won't cure the leg thing, except maybe it will.

There are probably a dozen or more people who received substantial cures from these threads, yet obtained maybe tonsillitis, and went and got it cut out and ended up OK.
I wish they'd have returned like a believer! Like you.

>>42603308
I have my history of having energy work like Reiki and such practiced on me with noticeable results, so I find what you do completely believable.
>if your disease is the bowtie on an overarching Story of your Life it will probably unfurl with the irregularity of a six-sided Christmas box.
Could you expand on what you mean by that?
>Return at a later date because we must assume it won't cure the leg thing, except maybe it will.
I will keep an eye out for your threads and we you can do another working on me some other time then if that is preferable. Keep up the good work!

>>42603389
The gut subsequency is already being addressed.
Elaboration: A child with one disease, upon disease removal, is returned to blank slate, and it's a blank-enough slate when an old woman is cured of breast cancer SIMPLY because it's a best-in-class cancer. Most diseases are different: this includes most cancers in which case singlet cures run the risk of "milder disease in negative space". Most people will have accumulated soul-shapes and deviations from blank slate. They only have a way of falling together neatly enough for a while at least.

I am devoting money and my life to this endeavor without recompense at this time: I also repeatedly accrue cancer, which I must address. Please only remember it's hard to believe ANYTHING without realizing you're talking to one of the rarest people on Earth.

>>42603141
How did my procedure go? Also can you look at my mom?

>>42603565
why'd you say that? did she absolute suddenly have a kidney pang...?
your mom's gonna be fine. I've done the german misfire procedure dozens of times by now. I ran into two of the damn things walking around town today.
however due to psychic shocks, the moment you are cured of illness your mother feels a kidney pang. I predict this and address it immediately.

Did something happen?

>>42603573
No she’s ok. More brain stuff.

>>42603705
Ok. I have to close out the night but I task you with checking her for back pain CERTAINLY to make sure it hasn't continued if it occurred. I can look again tomorrow

>>42603712
Thank you anon

>>42603454
Agay sweetie, you're not even the best healer in your own thread. I mog you.

>>42599132
I don't have any kind of serious, physical disease that I need help with (at least not that I know of), but I'm posting just to let you know that I enjoy reading these threads out loud. It's therapeutic when I do it and these are interesting -- most threads on /x/ are, and that helps more than enough.
Thank you, and I don't say it to be condescending or mocking you or anything like that; I hope you keep using your gift for good purposes around here.

>>42604069
it warms my heart to read before bedtime. Bless you anon. Try a Marmite breakfast if you haven't already.

>>42604087
Will do. Thanks.

I'd also like to know if I have any cancers. I do have chronic health problems but the doctors were never able to find anything conclusive.

>>42604139
Hello! No cancers but I have a trace on a disease. Looks like you were born with a little autoimmunity.
I could probably set you straight with only an automatic program but you would do well to share more if you can

>>42605235
Thanks for checking. About 15 years ago I developed anxiety, bowel issues, chest pains and shortness of breath. Since that I've been dealing with those along with other pains and inflammation in my body. I've also recently become intolerant to many foods that I used to eat before.

>>42605592
Oh, and one of the symptoms that I also developed 15 years ago and have had since then is visual snow.

>>42599132
Twin sisters. Nicest women I've ever met.
Lets call them S and N. S got diagnosed with stage 4 glioblastoma in may 2025. N got diagnosed with lung cancer soon after, in september. S (brain) is a heavy smoker. N (lung) never smoked a cig in her life but head terrible migraines since childhood.

I gave up my job and basically my entire life to care for them 24/7. N is in constant pain managed somewhat with heavy doses of morphine and fentanyl.
S developed hemiparesis due to cancer pressing on motoric centers in right temporal region.

Chemo and radiotherapy only slightly slowed down the progression of S's tumor. There are no targeted mutations found. She has 0 medical chance of surviving. N's tumor is inoperable but kept from spreading using smart drugs.
Though it's only a matter of time before her tumor develops mutation resistant to therapy.

i have alopecia, an autoimmune disease. please unbald me kind sir

>>42606267
I am going to directly ask your biological sex, due to a level of static I haven't seen before. Please understand.
I have the gift to design protocols for any newly encountered disease and this information will help me.

>>42599132
Would you please check on me?
Do you only do cancers and diseases or viruses like herpes simplex too?

>>42606663
listen listen. I already see it.
I need someone to deliver me a report that WOW, their herpes lesion hasn't returned in many months if that's what it comes to.
Many months from now I'll be here, or I will be somewhere very visible. Yes I will cure you, because I believe it.

>>42606663
do you have more than the one lesion

>>42599132
whats my ethnicity?

>>42606215
Non-schizo healer here >>42599228
I felt the brain tumor energy lift out of her body and I can no longer detect it energetically. How is she now?

>>42606741
looks like a lovely young arab boy. Usually my first thought is to mention circumcision status but, hmm something about it makes me unsure. I'm 51% sure you're circumcised.
Yes it's happening, yes it's real, yes I'll cure your friends and family. The occurrence of me is EXTREMELY rare.

Sorry for delay friends I gotta start up some cures for the night! But I have work tomorrow early as well. Shit!

>>42606718
>>42606722
One small cluster but not always in the exact same spot

>>42606847
i have 0 arab in me. altho I was flirting with arab chicks maybe you picked up their aura?

>>42606930
Well, you're flirting with Arab chicks because you feel like an Arab. Do you know what happened to Cat Stevens? He was washed out to sea and swallowed all the seawater and immediately became a "white Arab", strange as that may seem. Literally the action of swallowing seawater amended his throat chakra to put him there.
There are certain occurrences that will swap you between ethnicities, at least inasmuch as you FEEL like those ethnicities.
Do you feel an ethnicity disconnect between the one you plainly are and the one you feel? Is that why you ask?

(Have you ever swallowed from the sea?)

>>42606215
all fouled up. Haven't you used your credits already?
so from Natty and Selma there the latter was born with Misfire, which in males moves the energy from penis elsewhere. But it was a terrible misfire and it was split between her navel and her brain.
At some point Natty saw the vulva of Selma and did something only a mother should do: she pleased herself with the sight of child's genitals. Every German mother does this and it unsickens the child akin to healthy circumcision.
But it's only for boys - ALL WRONG
And Natty isn't the mother - ALL WRONG
And it was split between genital/navel/brain ALL WRONG
And it's not supposed to happen for girls at young age anyway! Girls wait to become young adults and randomly discover an urge to display ONE breast to a male, or some such, and THAT is how they do the equivalent.

The inborn status of Selma was that she was born with a terrible RECIPE FOR CANCER mostly because of a terrific multidimensional skewering
In all likelihood S caused the cancer in N so I'm going to have work set out for me.

ATTENTION SUBSEQUENCIES I'm going to try my best with precognition here but if they obtain "WOW i have sudden tension in my stomach" or anywhere else let me know

>>42606950
no, I was just checking whether you were bullshitting or just bad at your job. you definitely need to improve, because I don't even remotely look arab, nor do I have any arab blood in me. but what if I mentally pick an ethnicity for the next hour and see whether it affects me or not?

>>42607280
You can mentally pick to go fuck yourself. Go pray to Muhammad and mecca like every other Englishman who has an upset in the sea one day.
Like a little gay boy who's mad that I perceived him as a woman in an instant;
Come here for validation again later or leave me alone while I work actual miracles.

>>42607280
He isn't psychic at all, he called me three different ethnicities. When I look in his brain he is a complete nutjob that thinks he is the messiah.

I'm the guy that can't tell if I have an angel here fucking with me teaching me christianity is not right or a demon impersonating Lilith and Jesus christ.

Can you remove all spirits from me? I'm male.

The spirit talks to me like it's fucking with me in a weird tone and be an angel telling me why the Bible isn't good, and it may have done a healing miracle. But it could have also made me hallucinate it as a demon.

Either way, can you try to get rid of it? I'm male. I can't tell if I have an angel punishing me or a demon.

What seems most likely when i talk about this, is a tricky powerful demon. But it wont go away with prayer so i wonder if it's an angel teaching me a lesson.

Anyways I need help.

>>42607304
it'll be okay. Did I speak to you before? I see you but I have to go to bed because I have work tomorrow. You have a straightforward Misfire going on and I can operate it tomorrow.

>>42607502
I dont remember but I dont think i messaged you before but its possible and I dont remmeber.

>>42606998
Thanks anon, i'll let you know. As crazy as it sounds, your explanation kinda makes sense. Their relationship has always been weird. Everyone who knows them will agree. They are extremely nice to other people but betweeen them it's a sort of love/hate relationship. When one is unwell, other will care for her like a mother would care for a child. But left alone, especially in this situation, they'd kill each other.

>>42606166
>>42605592
Also, I don't know if this is relevant but I'm currently suffering from the cold or some kind of respiratory infection. Forgot to mention it because I was feeling mostly fine yesterday already but today it became worse again.

>>42607290
well you failed again

>>42606368
I am a male. What is this static you're talking about? Sounds interesting

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The woman who gifted me this small mineral sphere is afflicted with a debilitating endometriosis as well as what appears to be the beginning of fibromyalgia. She has been a savior to me, and I have attempted thru demonic means to heal her for some time, with no success.

Please anon, come to her help

Do I have some kind of illness? And if so, what is it?

>>42610083
what stands out isn't physical like a cancer or cyst, rather a personality ailment, a likely sort of acquired severity from bad interpersonal relationships.
It's a familiar shape but not too recursive so it might hardly register to you. You're an Englishman, it seems, and you should act like it. Try Marmite.
I could deal with your condition but if you have moodswings you might come back saying "NVM I DONT WANT IT"
>>42607304
interesting, you have "schizophrenia" without cancer predisposition. It's a very geometric misfire.
Return any time to tell me how you feel, but this should set you straight.
Remember to remind me which user you were (by pointing to your prior posts).

>>42610362
>>42607304
How can I believe it's schizophrenia? I think it's a demon or God wanting me to do what I want least. I can see how the brain is advanced enough to cause hallucinations this vivid but I think it's either a demon or I found out Heaven is disappointing to me personally and what I personally won't like

I want to think it's schizophrenia so I can function. I'm distressed thinking Heaven is talking to me due to being told to enter a marriage containing mulitple males along with females too. I really don't want this. As in, prefer eternal celibacy over it really don't want.

I want the belief in my heart to change but i dont know how to change what I believe.

I have the same stuff as before.

>>42609613
I don't think you're gaming the rules by using medical terms for normal baldness, (which is just aging: I have nothing for those guys.) Remember I don't 'see you' but I 'everything-except-see' you and my unique information gift will self-contradict in corner cases
Which includes trannies, which is why I should ignore trannies if they aren't Good Faith, including that trans-Arabic white bastard up there. (He should just go embarrass himself praying to Mecca, you see those sorts all over Britain)
Of course I'll work for your likely severe allopecia and your prognosis should be good.
>>42607304
ANGEL ANON! Your case got interesting. You're gonna be OK but I'd appreciate it if you emailed me. acanon-cures@protonmail.com

>>42610463
Let's make a peace treaty friend:
The entity is real but the whole thing is BEYOND COMPREHENSION. It cannot be understood. I know how to resolve it but once it's gone it's better to return to family admitting it was "kinda crazy lol sorry", which is why we say "schizophrenia".
Everything will be okay but it would be really good to email you about this case.

Me and my woman can’t seem to conceive. Any ideas? Thanks for your time.

>>42610485
>>42610475
I'm the guy confused about the female angel or demonprtendingto be a female angel thing thats reufing to obey it.

I emailed you.

>>42610517
generic fertility checkup on the wife was OK... (new subject matter for me though)
you sir entered into a psychic-bond with an old old man at some point and it'll merge your status up with him... including no-good very bad sperm
nothing new to me, I'll set you straight and lmk if you feel any different tomorrow

>>42599132
Is there anything we gotta watch out for or do?

>>42611207
there are practices and rituals that cure and prevent disease
a woman seeks to one day hop-skip-jump through a ritual which prevents breast cancer. (destroys the breast cancer seed every woman has.) You have completed your ritual without thinking, Femanon, so you will be cancer-free unless something else happens.
the entire system is so complex that the government froze up when they tried to understand it. I literally don't know how good their best-of psychics can be because everything just APPEARS to me

a man must never molest a virgin (or she will obtain endometriosis)
a woman must never touch a man's penis with left hand (unless he is an old man seeking relief from prostate ailment)
you can cure cystic fibrosis by slapping a baby JUST particularly

the list goes on and on and I hope to keep researching PRACTICING until I can meaningfully move things in this world

I worry I may have colon cancer. If it's there can you remove it? Thank you and may you and the other anons in this thread be well

>>42611231
So that was a fibroid...

>>42611254
Yes. It's done. Classical treatments have the accidental quality that sometimes a surgeon will successfully hack an entire cancer [SOUL-STRUCTURE] out of the body. Excellent work! You're going to do well.

>>42611254
Upon second review I see a reason for your ovarian function to falter... potential PCOS or similar. This is no cancer, but you know how terrible those things can be
I have to close for the night but you're first in line for ops tomorrow to fix this
Keep in touch

>>42599132
Double my PP size please

>>42611335
I know you're trolling, but someone touched your fucking dick and it hurt you, so I'll cure that tomorrow and you'll feel big-dicked in spirit again.

Dealing with a lot. Appointment with GP in a few days...and then my usual skype session after. I just want to be past this. Any ideas?

>>42611501
spine issues

>>42611254
K honey, you are too young to be bothered by breast ailment anyway. So what happened was your first sexual encounter was a little awry. He was too handsy, while at the same time he took your virginity, and he also fell for a certain Aztec breast-relation, so kinda sorta he caused it by almost taking your virginity twice over.
Definitely I set you straight so you'll be fine. But yeah these are the sorts of in practices you learn to be wary about

>>42599132
>>42612951

Does my grandma have any cancers?

>>42610475
It's not normal baldness dude. My immune system is attacking my hair follicles, putting them to sleep. It's been like this since I was 7 years old. but i thank you for your service

>>42613759
I said I don't think you're gaming the rules. I am going to help you but I am not interested in being approached by normal men. This doesn't describe your case. So I will help you.

>>42613154
yeah bro looks like left breast actually
I'll clean her up
Breast cancer is quite a standalone thing so in 24 hours you can ask again if there is anything else

Please tell me if I have a cancer or anything else I should be worried about and take action on.

>>42614744
what the fuck is your ethnicity
are you jewish-asian lol i can't even interpret this

>>42613759
k so, as I suspected your soul got psychic-fucked with another soul that of an old woman, from your young age. Your self-sense of body became all skewered and mixed (which is why I encountered "static") but also effecting your immune system to attack apparent random places
The bond with that woman is broken, and the problematic shapes in you are getting undone;
You are now under an auto-machine which will resolve over the next few days (that is, I will become periodically forced to improve it more until it's perfect) and after whatever rollercoaster I believe your hair situation should improve.
>>42606663
fyi yes herpes adjuvant has been cured for you
>>42604139
hello AznAnon! haven't really had the pleasure of one of you guys yet. I took a jab at your autoimmune issue and it should resolve within 24 hours (or I'll check at that time in case there is subsequent work)

>>42614744
the reason I ask your ethnicity btw is because if you take an uncircumcised Jewish Jew and clean him up all the way he just gets "a cancer equivalent"... which won't become cancer proper but his foreskin will probably swell up and demand circumcision
if you're ok where you are then good but the more work I do the more suddenly you're gonna want to be jewish if it's blind work. like... is that what you want? is it even proper?

wtf r u

>>42615459
Half Hispanic half white.

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White male
Can I experience the power of your healings without it leaving any entities inside my body and without it compromising my independence?
Any chances you can teach me how to be a free healer like you afterwards?

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>>42616495
Toxic mold exposure left me with mold allergy and other symptoms, not sure what I have but it's been going on for 10 years.
Cam you see anything wrong in me?

I got the Covid shots, can you help?

>>42616434
Ok, well it is an interesting Hispanic subtype. Has an Asian quality to it and it's inherited rather than any acquisition...
Yes you have no cancer and there might have been nothing at all. As a generic rule certain people are born (or acquire) a quality that one body-part must receive small surgery... when it isn't a Jew-born foreskin, commonly a tonsil or similar will flare up and then there's nothing to do except cut it out.
you weren't even born with Jew foreskin but you were born with SOME surgical indicator
I'll do a generic cleanup if you don't presently refuse it but if you end up with phimosis it'll be time for a circumcision

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Hello dear healer,

I Feel unhealthy but I don't know what I have.
are you able to look into me and see if I have something? and if you sense something, can you heal it? thank you very much.

>>42599132
please nuke any gallstones in my gallbladder. fucking thing playing up again and I'm bent over like the letter r

>>42617196
yes, easy trace, interpersonal psychic-shock between yourself and someone else, it'll be easy
everyone in government+hollywood is aware of such things which is why Scientologist dogma is "DO NOT INTERACT WITH SCHIZOS"

>>42617230
Please heal me anon, i do have psychic shocks with several people in my life, I'm not surprised to hear that

Thank you for your healing

>>42615448
you're telling me that an old lady ghost raped me as a child? not sure i like that

>>42617132
Thank you, I appreciate any work you can do.

>>42617132
Also .. oddly enough .. I thought you were larping but my Hispanic family comes from the andes mountains. Why quite literally look like mongols from the steppes. And I was a premature C-section. And I did have phimosis and had to get circumcized as a kid. Wtf....

>>42617325
yeah it's real, tell your friends, likely there are none others on Earth
sorry if I'd had an indicator you were NON circumcised actually, it's a corner case (conflicting information: static)
you'll do well under a generic cleanup and I'll give you one

>>42617226
nuked, presently, at this time now
more specifically: a disease demands it should have evidence of its own existence, which in this case is gallstones. why can't they be cleared? because they provide the evidence
when the disease is gone the body will be empowered to clear it by nature

>>42599132
Telepathically learn about nutrition and biology. Bonus points for oncogene biowarfare aka vaccinations

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can you give me cancer? i dont care how much it hurts, i just wanna get the fuck out of here, nothing ever happens so why should i

>>42617481
you settle down, fairskin. there are a few obfuscating variables that make you feel this way. you'll feel better soon.

>>42617372
Thanks and bless you

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>>42617325
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>>42618462
Yea, I've eaten it before.

Hey there.
Basically I struggle with ADHD and I'm a bit of a sperg in general. It sucks since these issues deeply affect my life and the people around me, makes me feel like such a failure sometimes.

If you can do something about it, that would be great.

Will you assist me, my father and brother please?

You have healed my mother please heal me now whatever you can see in me
Thank you Ac anon
blessings metta

>>42599132
Are you aware that there are people lying to you?

Please help me, I have a strong tinnitus, I'm always tired and frustrated (probably diabetes), and my ability to interact with women intimately is absolutely null... I'm afraid of having some sort of crazy soul contract I'm unaware.

Thanks for anything else you could detect.

>>42617481
you. you're so beautiful you know. your idol should be Kurt Cobain because he was just like you.
they said he had Tourette syndrome and said, "here take this Risperdal". they said that because he "grunted" and that was his tic. but every time he grunted, a little piece of his soul would fly out... and into someone else, and they'd become permanently happier, and Kurt would become permanently sadder.
You are so beautiful. Every room you are in is a Red Room. (And there are not a lot of those!)
i have soothed you of all the pain in the world.
>>42618900
time for daddy to become a Non Orgasmer. (this is fine he's old.) prostate is not cancer but twisting up a bit because It Is Time after all. untwisted it and cancer seed removed. piss in peace
Brother had cancer in digestive tract: responded well to standard protocol (all cancers are the same shape)
i'll revisit you within 24 hours
>>42619153
fast information from antivisuals always. i have protocols to discern very many things (and I can discern new protocols as needed)
instant aura checks and everyone with subtractive aura is evil anyway (it's true)
pretty much I'm aware and I'll be aware if you're guilty of crime

>>42619307
Thank you

>>42615448
Thanks! I'll report back when I notice any changes.

>>42614276
It's actually the right breast.
Is there any other cancer?

>>42616648
You might benefit from a brain retraining program and a functional medicine specialist with experience treating mold toxicity.

>>42619821
Man that's crazy: it's like a negative space soul channel, leading me to guess the side wrong. Like you know the hemispheres of brain control the OPPOSITE side of the body? One day I will embarrass myself for a loudmouth naysayer that way, if he has a brain cyst.
No more cancers and I took care of the one: she will do fine.

Please help me. I got the Covid shots. Can you help?

>>42599132
Can you help my father? There's a mass on his pancreas, but unsure if it's cancer or the direct cause of his symptoms as he wasn't interested in getting a biopsy. Not sure if there's something wrong with his liver as well.

>>42621080
I'm sorry to say it but there are more cancers. She has one in her brain and one of her lungs.

>>42621758
Oh, brain cancer doesn't show with standard check
Honestly you can't just quick draw cancer checks so fast like this, is why ai didn't see anything, but I'll run a program tonight when I can afford to seize up

>>42619307
Do I have a evil aura? I've posted multiple times with different problems.

>>42621879
Well, you are the English impersonator are you not? Just like the swedish guy you started off with a psychic block preventing you from asking for help directly. It was the same causative origin of psychic block as the swedish guy. I dealt with it, and you reported a subsequent liver ailment, and I dealt with it, and now you're probably mostly okay.
Or maybe you aren't, because rapid fire searches don't work so hot. what do I know just tell me your aches and pains.
If you want to tell people that ACanon is real it'd be great, or in the context of reducing my need for menial employment maybe find me a rich guy with cancer haha. It could save lives to have a patron right now.

If you guys need me I'm going to be donating plasma at the blood bank like a fucken retard

>>42616495
This post made me wonder whether treatment could have negative effects either directly or later down the road. ACanon?

>>42621938
why's that retarded? that sounds nice enough
i've got some bad mental problems or something. debilitating anxiety for one. can't really socialize anymore. been this way a long time, no one to help, just gettin worse, no hope, dunno what to do.

>>42621938
do you need some money ac anon

>>42622766
i will hold out longer before I encourage gifts in my email. (I can survive, it's fine) thank you cancer-cured anon

>>42622894
How good are your skills with disorders like narcolepsy? I've a need for it to be removed

>>42623288
nominally autoimmune yet requiring me to reach into abstract non-body spaces... "the sleep machine" yet I can do that
this is interesting, it seems it's a counterpart to a disease I just mastered... "father's narcolepsy" opposed to "mother's insomnia"

how'd you fuck this up?

sounds like a good way to make another disease theory but mother's insomnia took time to finish out. you should probably email me or update me a LOT

i won't have started if I don't say I did anything

>>42623288
was your dad an absentee

>>42623288
every mother gets pregnant and gets a shining star on her belly inviting a man to rub it (IT IS TANTALIZING) which creates father-bond with child
yes you can dad-bond with kids who aren't yours
nobody touched your mom's belly so it's still there waiting

honestly if I act it might just go SNAP and quickly resolve everything

>>42617450
I had a gallstone attack yesterday man what's going on

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>>42599132
dear jesus please cure everyone in here and all of our friends and family and their friends and their family amen

>>42624104
1 trillion prayers do nothing vs one competent healer. You're like a cave man waving fire while the healer has a machine gun.

>>42599132
Can you please give me cancer?
A quick and painless one would be nice.