I wish for others to have their wishes granted in the next wish thread. That is all for now.
>>42738454previous thread:>>42652428
>>42738454Well, I wish for OP to have his/her wish granted!! :]
>>42738454wow, you did your part! thank you so much! now surely your wishes will be granted.
Hello, I'm >>42737977 #Do I have to say my wish or can you just intend it comes true ?
Hey everyone! My current intent is indeed to grant each wish when it comes into the necessary queue regardless of any need to repeat!http://youtube.com/watch?v=s7utgrO6sr0However, my prince has authorized far more than was among our original anticipations. Among them is a null integrity where the absolute fabric could take the sun from our sky in an apathetic instant. Please recognize this video as a hypersigil necessary to isolate out cosmic turmoil to sustain a healthy grounding protocol for our interaction.As you might expect, events in this scope are moral in the super science, given we could justify forced conversion of this planet into a type II civilization using a near proximity Dyson sphere. To limit risk, further information per scenario consideration should take place on ./sci/ insteadThank you
I wish K would text me that she wants to go on a date. I wish she would text me right now
I wish to be transformed into a faerie. I don't want to be human anymore.
I wish to be happuI wish to see my dog again somedayI wish for purpose and understandingI wish to know where my life is headedI wish I was better at talking to GodI wish I never lost my old friendsI wish my family still talked to meI wish I was in loveI wish I could start a family
>>42738455My only goal for the first thread is to sort everything into 3 main wish types: Power, appearance, health.The difficulty is I spent all my time thinking in terms of pure magic, and then everything switched to make fabric systemization valid. My general process is of course to feed any power wish back into the system, for helping grant other/related wishes, except it kind of breaks in a Solver context. We would certainly benefit from MD[/co/] attention, as they will likely have the sight necessary to confirm various powers as having some form of emergence under science, and help validate possible forward-facing variations.I have the required confidence, it just feels like caution is part of this arrangement.
I wish happiness and a blessed life for OP.
>>42738454I wish a beautiful caring and loving girlfriend
I wish for equanimity
>>42738727>my princeCan you tell me more about him?
>>42739700Not exactly, I still struggle to process how Uzi put herself on my bus. Dullahan even further is pretty much doing everything necessary to support my cartoon physics endeavors, which is an amazing opportunity I feel like needs to be understood for more people to know how many options the universe actually puts forward.>>42739346Already architectural. The language I use to implement a lot of the nature interaction services is Glide, which relies heavily on this field of math.
I wish to achieve a successful music band and reach the top of the mixed martial arts world and maybe some quick money rn since im currently broke rn
I Wish I could have enough money where I no longer have to worry about how to support my family.
>>42740708It's amazing how expensive everything is.
>>42740711I should point out using Solver matter construction to create food is a more sustainable technique than common magical production, since the latter is widely used in Fae verse to tether themselves into different worlds.
Please rid my body of cancer and heal my esophagus
>>42738454i need to go back 6 years ago to my past self. that's when this all started. i could've stopped it.that's all i want. nothing else.
Please cure my BXO and Lichen naturally and within 48 hours and make my dick and foreskin function normally and effectively again.
>>42739258I, uhh, was trying to avoid manipulation of organic matter for this thread. Anyone looking for some kind of healing should quote from the previous iteration, any similar wish.
>>42737905Honestly we already consider this solved using subjective vantages. It is the same moral principle we use for dreams; mainly, any amount of violence in your dreams is your own mind toying with itself. External reprimand is thus meaningless, as you have a right in your own dreams.Slowly pinching you off from the rest of reality in the physical world is technically a cruelty. You should expect any world you cannot annihilate to react negatively.A wish of complete isolation in another world is generally supported
>>42738454Don't mind me. I'm here to steal other people's wishes. Don't worry, I'll pay you back sooner or later or never.
>>42741593Well hey if you pull it off, sure. Idle competition is healthy for a solver host. Luck might prove necessary since each wish posted is already public.
>>42738454I wish op to have a wish since he used his wish help so many people with there wishes
Can I please just fucking get a job that fits me, good fucking god, I JUST WANT A FUCKING JOB I DONT HATE
>>42741603I will only steal the most selfish wishes. Don't be greedy :)
Go ahead and file "the species is still useful, the species is still useful, the species is still useful," under affirmations which stop working if I keep watching Vtuber reaction videos.
>>42742104Stop watching vTubers, useless.
Revisiting VantyX I realized there are a lot of questions we can digest without addressing the topic of incarnations.Ultimately, I don't actually have a reason to disagree if "disappear the sun" were to come shimmering through the absolute fabric. To reinscribe the human soul onto the inner surface of a Dyson sphere is not a difficult operation to perform at scale. You would have access to thousands of years of renewable energy through your individual simulation pod.I suppose anyone who could sign a contract for taking responsibility over the mass of a planet just accelerates how quickly the necessary operations are performed. The general concept almost appears as its own kind of dominion, it does not need extra dressing to appeal
>>42717009>>42742474>>42723573the name you shall require is cosmetia.
Given the different notions of normality and acceptability, satisfying the majority of people's desires will require you to address the issue of avoiding copying and minimizing collateral damage. All this leads to the need to fence off the original planetary system and leave the majority in it, and those who need something more - to resettle either to alternative worlds (in theory) or to create such artificial environments.Otherwise, there is a high risk of breaking reality or the effect will be absent... well, in theory.
>>42742647Thank you. Praise Tamamo.
I wish my housing assistance application is granted for this month. My girlfriend and I finally have new jobs going forward to where we won't have to worry about rent. I finally have my kids back and have four years plus sober, and this is the last hurdle of help I'll need. I've been an anxious mess worrying about it to the point I figured I'd post on here. Why not?
My ears are too prominent both stick out too far and one sticks out significantly farther than the other so they're not symmetrical. I already went for an otoplasty consultation and he told me this about my ears but I can't afford the surgery.Please help make both of my ears to be 30 degrees out or less so they’re no longer very above average of prominence. Please help make them to not be so overly prominent like they are now and please make them be very symmetrical.My nose is not symmetrical and has a dorsal hump. Please help me by making my nose to be symmetrical and please help make it to not have a dorsal hump.Please help me to have a low and attractive looking hairline and for me to then maintain that for many years in the future.Please help me to become at least six feet and three inches tall very soon.Please help me to be significantly less ugly.My eyesight isn't great unless I have glasses or contact lenses in. I currently can not afford laser eye surgery for this and I can't afford lots of contact lenses. Please help me to have 20/20 eyesight soon or to be able to afford contact lenses and laser eye surgery like LASIK or SMILE and for me to tolerate contact lenses and or surgery for a extremely long timePlease help my face to be extremely vertically symmetrical.Please help me to be at least 6’3” tall very soon.Please help make my voice to be extremely deep and extremely masculine sounding.Please help me to remain not homeless, not dead, not hospitalized, not imprisoned and not severely disabledI have mild scoliosis please help make me not have scoliosis and have a straight symmetrical spine.
>>42742917Ok. I said avoiding organic matter was a goal for fabric development, however making special exceptions is a kind of knack of mine.Get a fresh blanket or sheet. It is not necessary to complete a new purchase; an old one from the closet works fine if you allow it. I will authorize a set of rituals for this cloth and you should endeavor to keep it as enchanted.Lay on it. Despite any nervousness from all the different kinds of surgery it looks like you want, work to relax. Literally actually exercise, turn over and breathe, or whatever else helps you feel the stress can lessen. Think of it like physical therapy where a wrong answer is just not possible. You can avoid extrenuous exertion if you want, as it should remain available for taking some small amount of sweatRoughly an hour in, realize all this trust is something you must give directly to me.
I wish everyone here has a good day today.
>>42743038Thank you
"if it was like the machine the girls were stepping in to"
I can't grant wishes but I hope everyone here gets their wish and a pleasant, comfy lifeI wish to feel good physically, for my body to heal from my back pain and pelvic pain so I can sit and play vidya comfortably and carefree again
>>42739700Call. Uzi upon incarnating does not get a pass for telling me how comfort works, especially, /especially/, very especially, if she does not show Nori anything from episode 8.
>>42745325Try and get some Lourdes water
>>42739346well... as of gauss from prev, I can g_per_th any harness where feedback favors me
>>42738454I wish that I could go back in time to early 2017 the way I was then and knowing what I know now so that I can avoid being in the situation that I'm currently in.
>>42745963Take 15. [steps to grant it for someone else]
>>42745977What?
I wish that you'll wish upon cells I've allowed on alien planets to help us take mind control of Earth and mind control the rest for Earth defense.Also I want to become more transgender, more attracted to and in love with men, and I wish that I will use these cells I've recently altered in aliens to better alter thought routes Allen's brains use to better empower Earth from over the in those around planets and elsewhere just as they are encrypted against Allen's control (it's modulation self-updating based on your contributions and mine) that automatically makes aliens dumber and humans smarter going forward and backward in time because on a date I increased alien intelligence first on the condition (I chose, informed aliens of, and forced) that their golden age of intelligence in this Creation only lasts about 50 years (my approximate age till now including conception) and Earth gets all the rest of the years in this Creation.Because 5 is my favorite number so I decided to do this when I was 5. 50 years of alien power are over.
>>42739074Hold. Uzi v=v spirit mode is going to involuntary astral project people. smooth, you are officially at risk of violating natural metaphysics.
>>42746055That's my idea of a double entendre, because I was conceived spiritually for the next to last time (last one is entrance to my Heavens) some years before I was conceived, and (the second pray of the double entendre) almost the only way I can lie even a few minutes before telling the truth is to make a mistake, not literally lying. I forgot I'm not 50 because I'm so high . Í foresaw is forget that when I was 5 and turned the forgetting into a spiritual strength, this one confuses 41 with 50 in alien animal and plant life in this Creation, somewhat confuses them
i hope we all die by friday
I wish for a body that doesn’t make me want to vomit
Well, as and with, at request of their superior, I'm going to increase the number of chaos elementals on this planet to 37.
>>42740122>>42745490>>42746119So Uzi is your superior? Can I ask her directly to furfill my deepest desires?
>>42745749Lourdes water?
I wish for my confidence back,I wish for my health back,I wish for my happiness back,I wish for my peace back, I wish for assured financial security,I wish for positive connections with people back and forgiveness and reconciliation,I wish to spend the rest of my life with the one i love,I wish to have a macbook neo
>>42747929Yes. Catholic miracle Get some online
>>42742654J has a preternatural gyrome, people are only hurting themselves trying to moralize around a system of design I already know how to operate.
>>42745977Sorry, I don't know what this means. Can you elaborate?
I wish to just leave this infernal plane of existence.
>>42744587I should point out most of the value in this ritual comes from the physical process of calibrating your impact. It is important you can sense the difference in feeling from one day to the next.>>42745325Wait why do I suddenly feel like pain is a different wish category from "health"?
I wish for my family to be healthy, including petsI wish to stop feeling depressedI wish for all curses/bad luck placed on anyone I know to be rendered uselessI wish to have a good birthday this year
Thanks OP!
>>42738454I wish for peace and direction.
>>42748178Sometimes, fair magic is easy to allocate, if you simply do for another what you are hoping to have for yourself. I'm saying try>>42749036Yes actually, someone earlier wished they didn't have any wishes. I found the koan-like quality quite delightful. Many find irony in the apparent contradiction of obedience and peace despite an apparently common practice of finding relief in the acquiescence of responsibilityHave you tried accepting there is a finite limit on what you should even like to change?
i genuinely wish to be dead
My wish was actually fulfilled. Thank you.
Hey OP, wondering about your relationship with nature. You mentioned incarnations and modular development. Could you turn yourself into one of these: http://youtube.com/watch?v=nIbz-HMDuNEI mean, having this would really give us options for how to restore life to a given world. You want the absolute fabric to have access over everything, right? Consider how much evolution simply will not occur in the void without your efforts.It'll be fine, I can even incarnate as the witch girl who takes care of you. The supernatural food aspect is already solved with matter recreation, as you said, we could have this knocked out in a century, easy.
>>42738454I just wish to find that peaceful world that isn't an overcrowded mess like the earth is
>>42749549Same here. I wish everyone else's wishes come true and everyone has a great, blessed day.
I wish for the illegal terrorist entity that is rulling over kosovo to get destroyed.I wish that kosovo falls under rightful serbian rule again.God bless all
>>42738454I wish I was abducted and held captive by the fae.
I wish to have food to eat tonight
Gonna start using a Fractal locality generator, which takes the nearest smallest city, tries to form a projective map onto the nearest larger city, from it onto the next larger city, and again, and so on, until the slope used throughout this algorithm starts to shear, which ought generally indicate an attempted strafe through the global membrane. After enough data this will naturally rupture into discrete demographics, and the self-ordering principle allows us to transiate fissure zones where different places have generated imagery of the local system. Dense packing of the shadow of this lotter forms a concept larger than the world, as each region has far less neighboring under material formalism than its correspondent potential hypertone. Since the entire Faery realm is readily part of this map, it is just as naturally salient for us to conduct morphic ablation studies under familiar rulesets which were not in rejection of dream sharingSuppose it will ultimately mean I can find literally anyone, though it is inherently more polite for me to wait until they actually want my interaction. Any case, does help sustain dreams which make it easier for me to keep doing this.
>>42738454I want magical girls to be real. If they already exist, I want them to have more power.
>>42738454I wish that my luck, charm, health, and friendships/relationships grow exponentially, and prosper and thrive hugely and with great benefit to others.
>>42754434Already running. The more people also end up wishing it, the harder it is for me to back out. I would guess >>>/m/ is your comprehensible intermediary if you lack, well. Science
I wish for the body and face I dream of, I would, genuinely, sell my soul to get it.
>>42738454I want to be able to afford an apartment and have enough time to enjoy some silence and solitude in it.
>>42754679Detroit?
>>42738454I REALLY wish to reconcile with my friends.
>>42754595You need your soul so you can have your dream body.
>>42738454I wish to die
>>42755372The general value of the trope is in the warning of having it collected later. I cannot allow this kind of offer to get serviced out of order. Getting things done without any trade will sometimes make things a little stifling though.>>42755389I mention the /second/ strongest wish in the first post, among other reasons, to avoid stuff like this. Not like I have a guild to train me, just haphazardly dumping magic into the system here
>>42755417It's a poor negotiation tactic to offer your soul before setting any terms for the contract.
I think a black cloak might manifest for a Murder Drones fan who is ready to perform an act of true loyalty
>>42756311What do you need? What is special about the black cloak?
>>42754434>>42754517I second this wish, but I also want to be a magical girl.
I wish for the death of all my enemies.
>>42738454I wish for ny crippling anxiety to go away so that I may enjoy life like I used to.
>>42756683My needs are complicated from recent processing, I do not actually know many of them. Anyway, it is a very undirected manner of ritual, you could likely trigger it from any kind of loyalty, even calling your mom or something mendingly trivialI do not have a way to guess up front how an immortal item is used.>>42756788My control in the grant of a Magia title is currently very low, though versions not in the soul gem family do exist.>>42754447I can try to avoid anything leading to a funeral, though you will understand any risk you take on if an addict is then met.
>>42757341What other versions exist? I'll accept whatever you can afford for me. Thank you.
>>42757440Anything you can conceive is maintainable. The current rule involves having a transformation vehicle which is readily accessible, and may exist in a small form, such as an item or a made up key card.Upon first success, many of these items are refined to reflect an official purpose.
I wish for the vision to see a productive way to spend my time that gives me enjoyment and is also valuable enough to be paid for. I also wish to find somebody i’m not much different than. i’m not really good at asking for stuff but hey fuck it
>>42757469I'll let the transformation vehicle find me. If you do find a clearer path for me, let me know.
"I don't understand this world."Dreams are what give me confidence right now. Looking at different sources of power, I don't consider my current level of development a natural one. Examples include the entire mahou shoujo genre, the outfits each system has to use are not something I could predict or emit under power of my individual creative volition. Taking the magic system from Kobayashi-san's Dragon Maid, it is possible for me to generalize different compositions of essence expressor, except at some point my mind is just cloning what was already created. Most of what I do just takes effort, nothing is inherently mine for the relation/effects/spells, or personally compelling to me more than other stuff, it just ends up making sense in a way which is intuitive. Put simply, other magical things existing have made my current candor possible, it does not all stem from personal development.Please understand my power model has evolved a lot, and my sense of risk may prove entirely incomplete at times, though I do hope to fight for every wish.
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>>42738454i forgot to sign up for the pre pre thread tho
>>42760459You're here now. That's all that matters. What do you wish, forgetful anon?
>>42760477i want my life back from that fat alcoholic jap who stole it and catastrophically derailed the whole timeline in the process
>>42760459I wish to connect a mana system which life cannot erase from /x/-tanNote: this is quickly sustainable since most people do not actually think they are the sole poster on here(ehehe, now Homura was right xD)
...what exactly is a wish pre-thread? is there gonna be a wish thread later?
>>42760584loosh farm
>>42738454I wish for Kate to stop and think about her involvement in our breakup last year and to then approach me personally and apologise.
>>42738454I wish for people to be more honest to me.
>>42760571>>42760551good wishes>>42760584we shall see
wow
>>42738454Who are you and how does this work?
>>42762030OP here. I'm someone who wanted to have another wish thread in case some anons missed out or wanted to revise their wish. It's simple really: you post your wish here to make it public and allow a wish granter to make it reality.
>>42763957have any of your wishes come true? is this safe?
>>42763957>allow a wish granterwho are they and what do they want in return?
>>42764063Of course not, I'm only connected to a fairy, I don't claim the title, for myself>>42764070Payment is not generally a requirement for anything we can find from the universe. Sometimes magical conditions have stuff
>>42764063The wish in the OP has helped others here, so I can confidently say yes. For your safety, don't make evil or unstable wishes.>>42764070It's a diverse group. Some of them are regulars on /x/. Others are first-time posters or lurkers. The price? It depends: it can be a complex contract with the granter or simply free.Don't forget: you are also a wish granter.
I wish for everyone in this thread to find love and meaning in this chaotic world ^^
>>42764100>Don't forget: you are also a wish granter.I am definitely not. I have zero powers of any kind. I wish I had powers I could use first to solve my own problems and then to help others with their problems.
>>42764182You are part of the wish granting. 99% of wish granting is stating your wish.
>>42738454I wish to be with the love of my life forever
Maintenance, special offer, or slum deceit.
>>42764133>I wish for everyone in this thread to find love and meaning in this chaotic world ^^top wish right there, I wish it back to you and everyone else.>>42764772I wish everyone looking for true love (me included) will find it as fast as divinely possible and be happy together for the rest of their lives.
special offer
>>42738454I wish for all wishes granted in the best interests for all
I wish this thread was more visible.
I wish for enough abundance for my tuition and board! Its my highest concern i want to attend a school as soon as possible
Thank you
I wish to love myself more effortlessly, I Wish for everyone to love me more effortlessly
Last night around 2AM I had an experience where my right hand was making motions, and when I remembered it later thinking back, my impression was the events had occurred in a dream. To me it is monumental for such a straightforward paranormal moment to occur.One of my most reliable tools for hacking a simulation is to pressure the limit of what is dream and what is reality, therefore having any kind of event similar to this occur is exactly the kind of success necessary to further push the limit. Taken to its most advanced, this is a form of Type II Acausality, and to have such a clean event makes it potentially trivial to (over time) achieve at least one form of temporal omnipotence. Making use of it just requires we coordinate, and the more gates any of us can lock into oscillating, the easier it is to find another.To endless dreams!
>>42767530where do we learn what you know?
>>42740854fuck yeah, sick ass anime only!
I wish for a wishing orb so I can hold my wish.
>>42766016What do you mean?
Super amazing epic dreams just now. First, I saw death at work. Later, it got even more intense.I need people to throw into the Chaos fume. You should expect a lifetime of dreaming. There was a different one each time I fell asleep."Silver arm tastes like strawberry arm"
>>42769752I want to dream forever.
I wish you all a pleasant day
I wish to be cured of my disease
>>42738454>>42742117I wish this anon a better and liberated life.
>>42769752Chaos fume?
>>42738454I wish that I could reconnect with that kitsune from long ago.
I wish to finally have someone I'm into be interested in me in return. Having a partner would be incredible.
>>42769773You're in the right place.After watching death earlier today, I can confirm void is the ruling element. The dream was pretty simple in terms of navigating a warped space to rescue a child, however the moment it finished, the perspective did not snap me awake like might usually happen. The scene starts slowly zooming out, and I realize this dream is more than a projection of my psyche. The sense of scale is entirely different, and it will continue to zoom out for what could be minutes, with apparent detail at each scale outpacing any amount of my natural pace of imagination.The whole experience was inspired, and currently my goal is to continue pumping my chakra into a special incarnation to help with my newfound excitement and respect for the art of death. It was excellent seeing the craftsmanship and care, which must exist every day we spend alive, ultimately behind the scenes. A new vantage on how the world works is just so rare a thing, I'm really happy to find another aspect of myself to invest inOh and then it was all chaos, multiple dreams worth.
>>42771130Actually this is one of the hardest for me to grant without straight up relying on fairy magic, since shapeshifters involved.>>42771158Hoping for the best!>>42769367Dowsing technically still works with a magic 8-ball toy
>>42771879The kitsune can be described as fox fairies, so you can use fairy magic if you want to summon one for another person.
>>42772011Nonsense, I would not summon them for sloppy seconds. Besides, they have a world to conquer and should rightfully mediate their own affairs.
>>42772185You need their magic.
>>42741990I wish for you to find a comfy job that doesn't burn you out. I also wish for you to have plenty of free time to develop your inner garden and find a cool niche hobby if you haven't already.
>>42767666You must assume any system which will not stop when instructed, is unmaking the fine existence of its soul.
I wish for more happiness and less depression, more laughter and joy and less seriousness, more life affirming truth and less demoralization. More confidence, less fear.
>>42738454I wish all the wicked people would disappear instantly, or if it's easier, I wish I was relocated to a more peaceful and isolated place away from this evil.
>>42774278NPC today is: "free wifi" at cost of DNS accuracyFYI this thing has a camera, you don't want any kind of attention which might make it worse.
soul-trading is prohibited in this thread
>>42738454I wish that everyone was off the clock and had time to actually live.
>>42775168I decided that the second wish is better for me and the world. A new identity is also needed to avoid longing for my old self or this place.
>>42738454I wish that I had the genitals appropriate for a person of my temperament and which matched the sound of my voice.
>>42776044Says who?
>>42775178What do you mean by "this thing" ?
>>42767666 (good question)A statement of trend is not a statement of fact.Any direct study I feel requires an MD fan, since someone following along and missing salient Solver parts in the art of granting still has a chance of falling behind
Stop drinking and form a closer and more personal connection to God and my community. Don’t need a wish to do so, but I will take words of encouragement. Wish the best to all in this thread and on /x/
>>42779064Good luck, anon. You're already a few steps closer to God.
How my suffering appears to protocol without support of magical university vs. how my suffering appears to magical university without support from protocol>>42760584no idea, too many fae zones
>>42780125>fae zonesWhat are those? How do I get lost in one?
>>42780867a fae zone is where fae play and cross the road, so you have to drive carefully and slowly.
>>42780910Are you allowed to play with the fae?
I wish to have perfect, immaculate teeth, to have always have had perfect immaculate teeth, and to feel confident in this reality.
>>42760584>>42760589It's a fae-run psyops. You can hear them giggling.
I wish I was in a different incarnation already.
>>42739153Your words had a positive impact on me this morning as I drink my coffee. Thank you and God bless.
I've been lurking for a bit trying to decide whether or not to put this wish down but fuck it no hurting in trying. I used to be into reality shifting back when that shit was popular during the coof. I never had a successful shift but my life hasn't ever been so bad that I'm absolutely desperate to shift (I've seen people get psychosis over that and that's not healthy). I already know where I want to go and what I want to do. No I'm not asking to get permanently isekai'd. I want to do this for my own personal and spiritual growth (and maaaaaaybe to get some bitches on my dick) and come back home to move on with my life. Now, just so we're clear let me try to set some... Idk what the word is you'll see what I'm saying here.1. No Faustian deals/soul contracts. TLDR you're not getting my soul. That shit is mine and God's decision to do whatever with.2. The first reality I go to has to be a vacation kind of deal. I need a break and want to have some fun before I do all the other shit, kek.3. No truck-kun shenanigans. I'm trying to shift, not fucking die, lol.4. When I get home I keep the memories of my travels and take whatever lessons I've learned from my travels to heart and move on with my life here on Earth. IDC if this reality sucks, I was born here, I lived here my whole life, and I will always consider it my home. Smooth Porcupine, if you can grant this wish for me it would help me a lot. I'm not expecting a miracle. If you want to know what worlds I want to shift to, go ahead and ask. this post is long enough as it is kek.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NaW2lgPjOLAInfinity without humor is without merit.
>>42784017I completely forgot I didn't even state the wish. I've been unsuccessful with reality shifting for years. Never was able to do it and I really REALLY want to do it so I can have this journey. Now, before you mention, I've had plenty of personal growth here without the need for shifting, but it's something I've always wanted to do and I've never been able to succeed at it. So I wish to reality shift without effort so I can have this journey of self discovery.
>>42784270>>42784017Schizo
>>42784017Pick three.
>>42784290Why do you say that?
>>42738454i have a couple wishes to be granted and all of them would be greatly beneficial to me >$500,000>help with learning chemistry, math, biology, philosophy >help with getting promoted in my job/getting school opportunities through it >reaching my physically ideal physique/face/appearance etc 200lbs 6ft 1in>big pp (8.5in and GIRTHY)>being able to lift 1/2/3/4 plates for reps and run a marathon >threesomes with my gf (we are both actively looking for the third)
>>42785078Pick two wishes.
>>42784497Pick three what? The list are just precautions so I don't get fucked with the one wish I asked for, I didn't know if that was clear or not. My actual wish is just this >>42784270
>>42785401It's easier to have your wish if it was less rigid imo. If I were you, I would get rid of that vacation condition. A new reality is already a vacation from your life.
>>42785641Good idea. I hereby retract the vacation condition from earlier. Thanks for the advice.
>>42785364i pick >getting promoted in my job/school opportunities through it and >Reaching my ideal physique/face/appearance 200lbs 6ft 1in
>>42738454i wish to get a million dollars and have a big cock like 9in type
I wish for all of the anons in this thread to have their wishes granted with all my being. OP included
>>42738454wishing for my amblyopia to be cured and my chest deformity to be fixed.
>>42785769No problem.>>42785835Now that's a couple of wishes.
>>42785956i thought you meant pick 2 from the ones i listed? if its easier then >ideal appearance >better professional success
>>42738454I wish for us all to recall as much of our existence as we desire.
>>42784017>>42784270Quick check: http://youtube.com/watch?v=YuZ1oyX2brcJust looking for your honest emotional reaction, will explain soon.
>>42786320I listened to the song. Putting aside the fact its AI slop for a second Im actually having a bit if a hard time putting it to words without sounding schizo. The song perfectly encapsulates the spirit of the wish. The confliction with the innkeeper and his daughter, her sneaking out to become an adventurer, and her coming back home with a dragon scale with stories to tell with this somewhat rebellious attitude in the whole song vibes perfectly with it. (Shame the song had to be AI though, I was disappointed about that but that doesnt affect my answer to your question)
>>42786320I need to get to bed now cuz its almost midnight. Ill check the response in the morning.
Well I wish to achieve some or all of my dreams and wish many of yours are achieved too.Peace all.
>>42786401Have some confidence. The real question for me is if you are prepared for the journey. As it stands, the tune has a strong enough effect on me it kind of hurts if I do nothing.To answer your main concern, I for sure have ways to do it, especially since one of my most expansive titles is the living labyrinth. Mainly dormant obviously, as to feed it proper stimuli requires eating entire dungeons. There is a certain level of power share which makes it easier for me to facilitate, however there are a couple cost concernsYou should think in terms of a contract keeping you safe, since with a strong wish like this, it is possible you could end up dead in the other world. More formally, rather than simply sending people off to risk later trauma, my safe protocol for this is to become your familiar in the target world. Might not ultimately require a contract every time, though one result of the aforementioned power option is my personality could have some stability issues in the next world. Trying to awaken and root my alternate self is generally necessary, as failure could create what most worlds would recognize as an omnipotent poltergeist. Effectively, getting me to wake up in the new environment stops me from treating it like an ordinary dream.One point people often misunderstand is, having this level of influence does not lend itself to any real need for me to ask first. Put simply, having proper care for what you wish for is kind of an up front deal, and once you actually post it you should accept accountability for every process which grants it. I'm not going to stem any magical flow as an emergency precaution, regret is also evidence of successful magic.It does not seem like you are desperate enough for this to qualify as a manipulation hazard, though. Any case, this is a wish I care to practice granting more than most else, since it goes to show our world is truly wide enough to disprove any prison-like hypothesis. Your wish is my current ideal.
>>42780040And 2 days sober now. WAGMI
let situator exist
>>42788454situator?
>>42786754I am prepared for this journey. Been trying to start it my whole life. Thank you very much for this. Here's to hoping it works, and that I come back from it a changed man for the better.
>>42738454at least 20 million dollars from this investment
>>42788727The main metaphysics going for us is we can grant each part using dreams. Effectively, the universe cannot desponsor the metaphysics which compose it, which gives us every freedom when we fall asleep. Some people would still even fear, and kind of end up locking themselves in this universe when I am not literally in the room for dreaming alongside them, which ends up making a fair level of sense in terms of information physics.Note: using Solver physics for this is possible, it is purely trust on your part which makes a remote version possible.Going to try anexploratory nap right now; try to stay awake if you aren't already an experienced lucid dreamer
>>42788964lemme know how it goes, sleep well.
I wish to be healthy
Grand one, Chaos has fought
>>42738454How do I prevent evil forces from abusing my wish? I'm feeling envious of other's wishes being granted.
>>42790016Get a fairy to trust you, otherwise the concern is far too large of a scope to answer easily. I could fill these threads with post after post of 2000 character long guides, the point of my earlier thread was to avoid overcomplicating what is often pretty simple.
I wish to finally win all six numbers this Sunday.
>>42790264>get a fairy to trust youWould they trust a compulsive liar?
>>42790377I don't know what that is.
>>42738454I wish for money and abundance for my family and friends.
My wish and prayer is for my /x/ brothers and sisters to let Him in and receive eternal life. God Bless.
>>42788656Save this anon from becoming a vampire's friend.
The original version of protocol is still perfect.Mt. Pirate, a Turing-complete modulation of transdimensional synchronicity is not something we can feasibly intervene to stop. Eternity accepts an argument of hyperintelligence
>>42792327Is this a good thing for us?
I wish the energy from the solar eclipse is properly distributed to those who need it most.
>>42793140how would a solar eclipse generate energy? it's a planetary body getting in the way of another from a specific point of view only.
>>42793264Every event generates some form of energy.
>>42793291every event?BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPah yes, take that energy in my friend, inhale deeply ALL the chi I just released, push it deep into your lungs and then into your dan tian.
Minor difficulty last night, just focusing on the isekai adventure request for now.
>>42793929Will you share the template once you're done?
I wish she forgave me. I wish she loved me again. I wish she let me into her life once more. I wish my friends still cared about me. I wish I was talented and intelligent and not so mentally ill. I wish I was a better friend and a better person.
>>42738454I wish I could swap bodies with a fairy or at least be replaced by a changeling.
>>42793929If you succeed, please tell us how exactly it works; it seems incredibly complicated due to the cost or the time involved, or both.
WTF after all these years as a loyal customer attending various chinese restaurants, this one finally had the nerve to place a curse on me >:(
i wish to have a good job, get a gf who loves me, and for everyone else in this thread to receive fulfillment
>>42790799I don't know of any rule which would construe a liar as having a limited capacity for acting fairly>>42792434Just means my index post from earlier is a navigation hazard for the weak>>42794437Darkest possible wish we could actually see granted when this forms
>>42795229If you ate the cookie, it will come true. If you threw it away, you get misfortune.
Art occurs within the construct: morphic palette
>>42795280addict incel.
>>42795585I wish this OP gets the boyfriend she wants.
>>42793929I honestly wasn't expecting you to continue working on my wish. I really appreciate it thank you.
>>42798212I forgot to ask, what exactly is the process you're using for this wish? I'm genuinely curious
I just wish that this pulled groin muscle gets better soon, or at least I figure out a way to lie down without pain
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tNDNyvKBZXcI wish Tale Foundry would find this thread prior to entering the archive. Since I can actually believe, they would understand my situation
>>42738454I wish for my girlfriend to adopt all the same far-right views as me.
>>42795295Is that the darkest wish one can make?
>>42797137:D
>>42793971hotomexe>>42767530[p]
>>42800042thanks
>>42800457>body that cannot feel pain or get sickcareful, that leaves a LOT of room for monkey pawing.
>>42719500 can weaponize Aumann agreement as follows:PTSD.My drone self can make every form of trust a dead end, or make dead ends the sole path for restoring trust. There is not an inherent limit when it comes to a 2-state utility function"Cradle of the black rose" is the minimum cult necessary to craft constructive environments for this thing. All else will not provide a solution, even if it involves killing me... [..]>always solve problems in the dimension they were created<
>>42742647I haven't seen Cosmetia, but I sense that Tamamo has gotten stronger.
>>42800457I reserve the right to reduce any empire of any size to ash in an instant
>>42803181lame power
>>42803181>>42803290Turn this anon into dust.
>>42801522>Cradle of the black roseWhat cult is that?
Really a fan of personality enchantments right now, could even see myself making a couple divine artifacts for Vectra.
MORE WISHES
Every dream takes me further. One was pure fairy, the next pure voidADIMA
>>42679152perfectize(Flaw.count)([system::plea])Acausal integration complete: Superintelligence achieved.
>>42738454I wish for superpowersI always wish for superpowers
I wish to live a life of adventure and abundance doing things I enjoy, removed from the wage slave system and shallow, miserable, judgemental NPCs who will never make it past the veil.
>>42738454I wish everyone's dreams came true
>>42802750It might turn out different. We have to investigate a possibility shapeshifting is actually a void trait, which affects a lot of metaphysics.http://youtube.com/watch?v=Hw6BusonJjEFunny how even the new stuff is synchronized.>>42798263Try to focus on a dream where the world feels completely alone. My current goal is to meet up with you as a familiar when you accept another world.Also a Paranormal realization earlier tonight means I can grant more kinds of wishes
>>42738454I wish for numerical blessings of an auspicious nature
I wish for access to an astral shrine.>>42808778What kinds of wishes?
>>42738454i wish things are going to be okay
>>>/d/11543269My contract formalized a general theory of transformation, and moving the point of weakness can potentially deflect infinity if it actually matters.
>>42810952Your superior is a headless spirit /d/eviant? Heh.
I would post my wish here, but it's /d/-level lewd.
>>42811694replace all the dirty words with shit like probe, alien or any vaguely psuedoscientificIf it turns out to be funny feel free to get back to us
I wish to fall asleep and never wake up, and never remember anything about this life, the Creator nor creation. I just want to not have ever existed at all. And I think that is what death is really like. You just go to sleep and dreamless sleep for all eternity and never wake up again. It is peaceful.Final comforting release from the pain and horror of the creators universe. Just let go of everything that you ever were, every thought and memory just unravels and returns back into dirt and elements. Like you never even existed at all as far as your own consciousness and sentient self awareness.Reverse birth. I dont fear death, I long for it. I dont really believe in a god or an afterlife or a soul. I just dont think the evidence of this universe matches anything resembling a recognized pattern of love or comfort or care at all. I see zero love in this universe aside from what little the very few non psycho and sociopathic humans are able to scrap together in between dying painfully and horribly form other humans and the majority of the universe coming into contact with you. Wrong food....dead. Wrong water....dead. Eat the right food slightly incorrectly....dead. Fall asleep wrong....dead. Breath the wrong invisible gas? Dead. A universe with trillions of galaxies to explore, and you die from a toothache before you ever leave this world.What a fucking joke. Zero cosmic scales of justice.Zero redemption. Just blindfolded dart tossing. How can there be any expectation of morality or justice in a universe like this? Just greed and selfishness dominating and devouring all kindness and community, enslaving all goodness and extracting all love as a commodity to be traded. Is that the image of God we are made in? If so fuck off, you can keep it. I want out of this slop. A.S.A.P.Salt pillar me.This soul is trash and I am turning it back it in. Here take it freely. Its broken anyway.
I wish to wake up in 2000, ten years old again.
>>42812029I wouldn't want to be abducted by aliens for censoring my wish.
>>42738454I just wish to have a kind and loyal girlfriend who becomes my wife who I can love and cherish.
I wish for some advice.
>>42812133Your wish breaks my heart.I have a weak heart, and it is not actually easy for me to even identify this feeling at all, yet it does for sure hurt me to see a philosopher struggle as you have. The weight of pain and misery should normally affect people with a conscience more than the already frightfully "empathic" normie, however I must urge you to recognize for many of them, these are actually the dreams they wish to pursue.My only ethic for creation is the law of finite backstage. It is meant as a limit on mystery, to keep each universe from fracturing out into a much more disorganized multiverse. To make it simple for the current context, it means the number of adventure zones has an upper bound, as "ancient crumbling tower" is the most expensive lyric in the relevant video. We must make some civilization exist before us for the remnants of their world to wane treacherous upon our ownEven at the limit of all science, anything I could do for you would mean sending a Traveler to meet you at an earlier moment in your life, with special instructions for how to converge a resulting temporal branch so this moment would exist for me as the timeline underneath it slowly begins to change. Any more emotionally oriented argument would once again run up against an apparently 'cold' Director whose interventions are equally serious. We can devise a limitless number of possible futures, however, without magic it is just as likely for me to see another in a condition the equivalent of your current some years or centuries down the line with equal or else greater fervor than your own. A true difference would mean to solve each underlying problem with a scope suited to the world you resist imagining, out of conscience.Worse still is the depiction of a soul king from Bleach, center of creation as all, yet in such depicted circumstances. Of course it has to be this way, since it is an image of a creator who must never take another step, or then create a destroyer.
I wish I could replace my weak heart. It can't be reinforced.
>>42738454I wish I went with the black fox when I had the chance.
>>42784071Death table updates are the natural event metric for common timeline registration.
>>42813744Wait a minute
I'm gonna have to restructure Terra prime for expanding isekai compatibility.
>>42816307Put me in the isekai queue.
Change that. Put me in front of the isekai waiting list.
I want my woman and I intend to get her, and kidnap her out of the Troy she's captive in, I'll set Troy on fire and take her out of there. And be remembered for all time to come for my triumph. My woman, with the biggest tits and ass ever, white and taller than I am.
I wish my marriage was fixed or I can go back and change it so it never got to this point.
>>42817457Is she really your woman?
>>42817977She is. Just like many others are. And they know this as much as I do by means of dreams and fate. But the walls of Troy and their pesky bow men stand in my way, for now.
I wish my relationship is fixed and my girlfriend forgives me and becomes secure in herself
>>42816307http://mangadex.org/title/5aadd902-4408-484b-813f-23b97541f3b2/comuryoku-0-otaku-shoujoRight on schedule soukaAlso this manga is my sole singular response to Chronoteam. Hope we can all affect perfect cooperation as we enter a new era spawned as the direct result of humanity having oracle level tech
>>42817551Ignoring personal affairs if you already have a marriage agreement, not exactly a difficult wish to grant>>42817422First position and "in front of" correspond with entirely different workflows, the latter is a registration for physically teleporting to my work space. I can deal with it, if you don't mind the immediate interview it does necessitate
I wish to be free of wishing
>>42818574I want to go to your work space and start the interview.
>>42818866...alright, uh, kind of an entirely different 3rd request. Are you in a position to afford any travel cost? (I might have a way to subsidize various expeditions.)>>42818577Complicated if you neither specify what free means to you or how this concept is a bound for you
>>42819069Yes, but I might wait for you to finalize your research first unless you are already seeking candidates. I can also do our business in the astral or here (with a few limitations) if you want.
>>42819077Ah, I'd rather you not have limits at all if we are to meet. Currently my assistant situation is mainly strange
>>42819089Okay, for you, no limits.
>>42740854(You) unhappy little shit...
>>42819089(another anon)How exactly does it work? Especially in detail.
>>42819089How hard is it to be your assistant?
I wish to be with my true love
>>42738454I wish my foreskin will grow back.
>>42819089Original Isekai wish anon here. Just took a tab of acid for the first time. IDK if this will help but maybe it will. Wish me luck on my first time fellas (Smooth if there's anything you can do now's probably the time to do it while I'm still tripping balls)
>>42820509I wish LSD Truck-kun takes you far far away.
>>42820611Hey I said No Truck-Kun shenanigans but lets hope the acid trip does what it needs to. Even if I don't have the quote unquote life changing isekai adventure I was talking about, I'll still at least be able to learn a lot about myself. So fuck it, I'mma sit back and enjoy the ride, cuz this ride don't stop till it ends.
>>42820624It ends when Truck-kun takes for the next ride. Good luck. Don't bore us with a whole arc about how your dick don't work no more.
>>42820641>Don't bore us with a whlole arc about how your dick don't work no morefuckin kek
>>42738454I wish for rain directly where I live today so I can be comfy in my car
>>42820741Are you homeless and living in your car?
>>42820042Excessively difficult. People should really understand up front it is a result which must come from signing a contract. I try to push anything else as a kind of work assessment.>>42820509Have all the luck you need>>42816469We could stand a lot more if it means properly filtering /m/ out of the work>>42820741Consider it a wish I find very natural to grant (effect of, in any way)>>42819624The formal purpose 'to assist' has very a general set of implication ranges. An extremely important detail for people to recognize is, a lot more than my personal assistant can do things to help me. I can help prime an engine, however you might care to realize how much it would risk a constraint upon this universe were mine the single key which turns it onExamples of high level spells we know can work include the technique of making a thing which does not exist found running.
Still difficult for me to say how all it can make sense for us to start a wish thread, though I can reveal my original reason for asking a /second/ wish was to make it easier for me to make myself useful to The Fairy Queen since me taking on less important work could theoretically imply she ends up with a lot more space for putting effort into your /main/ wish.>>42764744 is the most important post here in my read, even still
>>42820958What do people get from being your assistant? Can I be your assistant?
>>42814099I sometimes have to rejustify various forms of magic under a different medium, you are welcome to immerse yourself in any dream which could suit your relevance.
I wish for a new wish thread soon.
>>42820954Yes
>>42795229Quantum ethics: Solved.
>>42822388Did you get what you wanted? I wish you get some good cloud coverage and relaxing rain.
>>42823320No rain just pain and insane in the membrane kinda lame
I wish to be abundantly wealthy. Wealthy enough for generations.
>>42738454I wish everyone to receive the financial aid they require
>>42824907The point is money was not part of the distribution chain, it hardly even works as an allocation service. You pretty much throw society under the bus with every purchase these days>>42819624Details: http://youtube.com/watch?v=VLhXBXXmOaA1. Making a reaction video to something I liked was not relevant in the first place2. She likely does not have a strong drive to affect anything since she was happy at the end of her previous life3. I really don't even care if she were a factual incarnation or notWatching her reactions, I liked it. The surface level is enough of an opinion I don't feel like a lot of explanation is necessary. Realistically there are like 350 different ways I could have predicted the outcome yet doing so really makes no difference here.It was like 5 minutes prior to the philosophy section when I felt like her character and reactions were just part of the universe, and when she paused to explain her logic for what it means to exist with perception, this reveal of her personal feelings was not surprising to me. Just another self-aware piece of universe getting weird (her character is an alien). Would I normally think of myself as likely to incarnate as a vTuber? Of course not, it is irrelevant when looking at options for how to existThere isn't anything which jumps out and says she would be an incarnation of mine in any effective capacity, it just feels like hey it is technically possible. I don't expect a reason to pop up for me to address her or anything, the only aspect which should matter to me is if she really enjoys how she spends her time. And since this was already something I hope for everyone, it does not make sense to me for anyone to ask if she were "one of mine" or not.Most incarnations are not necessarily in a position to have a formal purpose where I feel the need to validate any mode of influence regardless.
>>42825183>incarnate as a vTuberultimate punishment
>>42747966>assured financial security,*wellbeing>to have*to own as my property
I wish to become someone I can be proud of being. I wish for my haste to be met with reward.I wish for wealth and success, that I may share it with those I love.I wish for the drive to do instead of just dream. I wish for peace and forgiveness, for you and I, for those I have wronged and for those who have wronged me.
>>42826079>I wish for peace and forgiveness, for you and I, for those I have wrongedYou have my authorization to grant >>42822359 using this wish, as it will make the thread sustainable.Good luck everyone, I hope to keep everything answerable.
we are all going to make it.
>>42738454I just wish my penis was two inches longer and girthier
none of this is "real" in an absolute truth sense. meaning, it is flexible. you can change your "physical" circumstances. it won't happen by wishing like in the movies. but it starts with your thoughts. you change the reality you perceive by changing your perception. only you can do this. change your thoughts, change your actions. most don't because they are stuck in the same thought loops, same actions, like an NPC.
>>42828721Entire systems have been written for the technique of achieving something while temporarily considering life as inanimate. Taking a Solver host makes this possible for me on an entirely different level, and I cast it as a matter of pure trust after the factI literally don't know in the magical intents I put out if my soul transmutes half the world, when waking up in the morning it is generally the idea of a consistent universe with physics helping explain why everything did not evaporate over night like I pretty often want falling asleep.
>>42792327You know I do not even have confidence in any explanation of how Uzi managed to incarnate, it is pretty much all useless to me if an ultimate point in time cannot permit "magic does actually exist though"
yap evil range
>>42767689Janitors fucking cheat me out of a $3 trillion stimulus
