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ATTENTION: telepathic cancer cures
your ACanon free healer with 100% LookupTable capability!
I have obtained the ability to cure disease telepathically. You need only post here and ask: by merely entering my sphere of influence I can find you and operate.
Preference for Cancer, single-point organ failure (eg diabetes) and lady-ailments such as endometriosis, however it appears ALL diseases are visible even if their theoretical basis isn't understood yet. Psychiatric ailments are CURABLE and schizo-demons can be REMOVED. If you challenge me to "guess my disease" your results will suck. DON'T GIVE ME YOUR NAME, LookupTable DOESN'T NEED IT
Tentatively attempting HIV cures but pending results that the viral load drops.
I will attempt to post this every night and you are implored to return with updates.

acanon-cures@protonmail.com
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>>42766070
the word for your "abdominal aneurysm" is that you have a mental vulnerability. to say some more:

have you heard of the word "hypochondria"? it doesn't mean "less-than-medical" it means "below the abdomen" because everyone with mental hypochondria obtains the same complaint that THEY FEEL SOMETHING in their abdomen.
it's real! But it's "psychosomatic". But it's psychic type-shit so I will cure it! Unless you have actually had a doctor tell you you have something, in which case i'll cure that too

in summary: if a doctor treats a hypochondriac he's a fool doctor, but if he treats a hypochondriac for "this sensation in my abdomen!" he's TWICE a fool
>>42763927
sorry for thread prune we're still gonna be here! And I found some subsequent work for you. Gotta get untangled from that mycelium bro.
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>>42776553
my girlfriend has cervix cancer, thank you for your help
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>>42776553
Lung cancer and Lukemia. Tumor in my left lung about golf ball sized right behind/above the heart. Lukemia and fucked up cells in my bone marrow. I saw it happen but didn't know how to stop it or fix it.
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>>42776671
my favorite: you will be free of cancer soon (you are German Enough.)
>>42776668
then you took it to the right place, i will set your wonderful chaste girlfriend straight and set YOU straight as well (for there is a necessity in this disease). when things settle down take her to a church and wife her
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>>42776668
more specifically, what i mean is your girlfriend was chaste and you were not: one of those men with a rich life one cut above, but just ever too much. it will be a good life for you both, but you must not be disheartened that by bits and pieces you had a role in causing the thing.
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>>42776553
Please work on my lung cancer, please and thank you!
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>>42777071
lol you have the exact same ethnicity thing as the other lung cancer guy: "my favorite", we're off to a good start tonight
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My great aunt is suffering kidney failure and is not eligible for transplant due to her diabetes. She decided that she does not want to undergo permanent dialysis and would rather go out on her own terms, though she may only have a few months at this point. May you help us out ACanon?
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>>42777214
a familiar curse on all the mothers of the world. remember that "kidney failure" doesn't mean the organ is even dying, just commonly that it's being a fickle bitch. Of course I'll set her straight
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>>42777278
Thanks!
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I feel like my condition is much too silly to be cured if you can cure cancer.
Are you Christian, anon?
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>>42777408
I am thunderstruck with capabilities and humbled to be allowed in Christ's domain. Do you want me to dictate now whether it is allowed to be Jewish?
jewish like your mother, and your father, but you weren't circumcised. Did you think you got off easy like that?

Guessing games aren't even very good in this thread but do you have some foreskin shit or phimosis?
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>>42777496
Not quite, but related. My bladder constantly signals my brain it needs to pee, but I don't need to pee. I can't sleep because of that, and I'm not sure how much more I can take of this. Sleeping in toilets during work won't cut it.
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>>42777597
The urge to ejaculate transitions into the urge to pee-despite-urge in old age, (for an old man no longer has any business ejaculating,) but you are far too young for that. Of course I will set you straight for your age. Don't let girls see you pee: even a wife.
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>>42777624
Did you just do something?
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>>42777652
transparently you are asking because you felt something associated with the cure but I wouldn't be able to guess what you felt
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>>42777701
I don't believe this, anon. What? How? I don't feel the urge. Why not? It was there non-stop for weeks and weeks anon. I'm baffled.
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>>42776553
My girlfriend has chronic pain and nerve issues, she was hit by a vehicle as a child and also suffers terrible stomach and intestinal issues, where certain foods make her ulcer and bleed. She works really hard to take care of her mother, and is a good soul but she needs help.
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>>42776553
hello op I have a stye in my eye can you cure it? It's on the bottom right eye lash bless you
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abusing dying people is rewarded with a really deep hell level
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>>42777707
k so you will be in the category of people who'd have to be insane not to acknowledge it
I'm pretty impoverished and hoping this deal will keep me from falling under
Consider a small btc donation bc1q7dm468y47rkln3da7z5rcauzr3hjhyc9zwzumu

all these diseases are concepts literally attached as shapes to the body
quantum mechanics dictates everything is a wave and particle at once so just perceive every concept as particles (no exception) and it can be done
>>42777708
Sounds doable but I would like to close my night soon so probably tomorrow morning
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>>42777728
so don't die, cancer friend
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>>42776553
hey healer anon. can you please cure whatever i have. i think it's an abdominal aortic aneurysm or something else in my abdominal area. could be something else. i am too broke for medical care and my parents are too broke for that too. i don't want to leave my mom. me and my brother are everything in her life. and i don't want her to get hurt from me leaving too early. i would also like you to cure her stomach ulcer issue which she has been battling with for years now, i don't want that to turn into stomach cancer.
if you find anything in my body fix it with you. i don't feel healthy.

thanks.
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I asked in some previous thread but can you heal my dad's knees?
I'm also curious if you can do something for my alcoholic grandma (she's always drinking in secret and lies to cover up her drinking).
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>>42777732
I cannot donate at this time. But I won't forget this. I have saved the address, anon. I hope I can donate eventually.
Thank you, anon.
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Okay, I'll take a chance,

I suffer a flickering patch in my central vision (both eyes, right eye tends to be slightly worse) as well as having general low vision. My doctor believes its Stargardt's disease, can you help?
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Please Help my dad he has cancer
Thank you
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>>42778366
easy cancer, is that the lung? he will be free of it soon. Stick around
>>42778046
apologies for skipping you a few times: yes I see the knees accumulated the psychic energy of his life. I will clear it both ways (for it is 2 machines 2 knees)
grandma needs a sip of lime juice each night, and a breakfast of Marmite English Muffins Kraft Singles Van Camp Pork and Beans. this is an honest full recommendation which would satisfy SATISFY her phenotype, because some phenotypes will suffer without their satisfactions...

interesting phenotype is she lithuanian? if you want to discuss in email it'd be cool
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>>42777732
I appreciate you. It always seems to be those that have to shoulder the biggest burdens are decent, good folks.
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Hi ACannon
I'm multiple screlosis anon from last thread. I must be honest with you. The physical reality of my body remains almost time same
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>>42781053
thank you for honesty, i am always totally missing people and probably didn't get to you at all
i have to open a new study for you because it is a new disease to me. but it begins now

precognition has revealed so much, it will work for you too
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>>42777815
hey ACanon.
i am the same anon here. you didn't see my post i guess.

i just wanted to notify you and add one thing. can you also cure my grandma? she got very sick since i wrote my original reply and they called us to inform us. can you add that too.
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>>42781053
ok this is cool but disheartening if it isn't in your language but my own, sorry?

there are these things I must operate, akin to "knots". Real mathematicians study knots and will in fact tell you the proven theoretical best knot for a piece of rope
In fact I'd discuss this with a mathematician: he has the language for it

So I will commonly deal with a knot of form 8/8/6/8/8, (which is what you get from a bad-juju encounter) but MS seems to arise from a knot which has internally exploded...

akin to 8 8 ((8+6)/2 + (0+2)/2) 8 8
A knot-within-a-knot, self-propagating like a cancer, 100% unlikely to self-resolve. This was fascinating and I will receive notifications for autocures for you later. Keep checking in with any improvements
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>>42781099
i am replying to everyone per cost-expenditure basis but I literally replied first post in thread, linking to the last thread
(i haven't addressed grandma yet but I will now)
do you have tangible evidence of your own illness or just suspicions
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Hi anon

I have a huge bleeding lump in throat I'm getting checked out on the 18th. I'm terrified. Thanks man
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>>42781118
your kid caused it. sure i'll set it straight via familiar protocol but you're gonna be on report-on-child duty as well due to interpersonal effects
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>>42781109
as for my mother, she was diagnosed with H. Pylori a few years ago. it causes her ulcers. the antibiotics didn't seem to work for her, she used them for 2 months or so.

as for my illness. the only evidence happened 2 years ago or so in early 2024. I started suddenly feeling a strong pulse in my abdominal area that i have never felt before. then i started feeling pain on the left side of my abdominal area upon waking up or when sleeping. the pulse would become more apparent when i do any physical activity even light ones. this never used to happen before. also when holding my breath the pulse would become very intense. which never happened before. i used to be able to hold my breath for almost 2 minutes without issues.
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>>42781154
>the only evidence happened.
i meant to write. the only evidence started 2 years ago. they are still here. if not worse.
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>>42781154
well, it's psychic-effects but it's real. remember what I wrote about "hypochondria"? it can be a substantial... LITERAL pressure.
You will need some energy stack work later tonight when I am home from coffeeshop. I will provide this.

Now I want you to peaceably understand your grandmother was maybe on her last leg once and she cast a spell on you, which extended her life. Reversing the thing put her back where she was and caused her illness.

Nobody has to dramatically die and everyone's going to be okay. Her situation is already improving. But... it is not permissible for the old to hex the young, so only understand that.

Ayurvedics dictate I sip some Scotch for the resolution of this, but Bushmills Irish is equivalent. I would charge you $2.50 for this singlet bottle in my pocket if I could.
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>>42781181
what does this mean? i don't remember talking about anything.
i think you are confusing me with someone else. i think i posted in one of these threads once but that was months ago.

i am not sure if the hex thing is true. but i would choose to reverse it if true. i just need to return to exercise man and feel this weight off my shoulders. i need to work to get my mother out of poverty.
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>>42781204
if you're "the same anon here" but don't point to which anon or disclose anything else I will get confused and have to repeatedly scan until I find which disease you had posted about personally having
things are expensive
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>>42781213
oh. i meant i was this anon here >>42777815

i have posted a few months ago i guess. and i also posted in the last thread but the thread closed and i was amongst the last post so you didn't reply.

tldr

I have an illness in my abdominal area that i don't know what it is. it's likely an abdominal aortic aneurysm. but could be a tumor or some other issue that is causing my symptoms.

my mom has H pylori

my grandma is just old and sick and she is almost on her death bed. this only happened today.
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>>42781252
okay then you are confused. i replied to you in post one, when I said
>the word for your "abdominal aneurysm" is that you have a mental vulnerability.
and i wrote some more
all is well. i have programs for you and your grandmother running. i will add your mother soon.
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>>42781259
oh. i didn't see it. sorry.
but i doubt this is a mental issue. you can scan my body if you want to verify.
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>>42781324
these are all the same thing
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Most Indian thread ever
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>>42781344
honestly it's mostly no-funds Romanians at this point
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Starve? Lol, this is what people always used to do when they got cancer
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>>42781430
have you got something in your brain?
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>>42776553

https://www.gutenberg.org/files/27203/27203-h/27203-h.htm
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>>42780785
Pretty close, she's Finnish (although I'm sure it's possible that she could have some Lithuanian ancestry)
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Please help my grandfather. He has a cancer tumour on his liver and also has a colostomy bag after a brutally botched colonoscopy
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>>42783675
ok well she got de-Finned once and became Lithuanian (lol) actually I see this as a soul-shape so it's suited to reverse it
a small change (in my language, 0222 becoming 1222) but it gave her a dietary dissatisfaction

Diet will make-or-break certain people, like when the British Navy quit the rum ration (WHICH EXACTLY COUNTERS THE NEED FOR FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST) they took a large brain deficit. Probably she won't need marmite anymore but...

give her a sip of limejuice each night and say it is an "old finnish trick".
I am holding her stomach in my hands and interpreting it in Ayurvedic quadrants, which is a profound philosophy for me. Certain one-time ayurvedic meals will cure certain cancers instantly, if you know how to match precisely.
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>>42781483
yes: it can be done fluently. you will feel better soon.
>>42783925
of course: liver cancer is often so self-contained it is no issue.
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>>42776641
i've been worried about the mycelium. how do i escape being part of a wider spore network? mold is everywhere.
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>>42785339
oh honey i took care of it for you. there's just... this is astonishing, same as you can get psychic-bonded with a schizoman, who will go about his way, you'll get bonded with... this abstraction, the mycelium, and that'll do you in. but like everything there is a reversal.
How do you feel now?
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>>42780956
lung cancer which I already addressed, no? you're gonna do great kid
>>42778079
how unfair: you were born needing an eye-ritual same as a baby needing spanks from its mother for colic. but it would never complete, and got all fouled up. I will set it straight and flick you with my finger!
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>>42785392
frankly, i've been feeling pretty under the weather recently, i can't sleep well, i don't have a strong appetite. i wonder if the mold being intwined with me for so long, it took over some of my functions and now with it gone it will take me time to grow back into all of the space it took up.
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>>42785441
Of course. Yes, this is good info. Anyone will tell you there is "yin and yang" but only a kook like Hubbard will tell you about "the reactive and the analytic": the two minds at once.
So here is one of them quite well-formed but the other one is all scrambled.
I will put in substantial work for you when I get home - in the meantime, your easy commandment is

If you notice a food you randomly crave, GO EAT IT
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>>42776553
chlorine dioxide
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I injured the tooth I'd been healing. Gum is infected maybe, or on its way to becoming infected, idk. It hurts though. Can you help pls?
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>>42787187
vitamins D3+K2 and ClO2 mouthwash
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>>42787272
aye, magnesium too with the vitamins
>CIO2 mouthwash
haven't heard of that one, thank you anon
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>>42787332
>magnesium
celtic salt
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>>42776553

Hello Sir,

please cure my mother and my cancer & diabetes, thanks.
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>>42788834
of course I'll cure your unspecified two cancers. This isn't a joke I'll actually do it. But I hope you understand you guys are quite insane to give no more info than this
I mean just look, literally everyone is feeling it.

That one guy who felt instant relief from the peeing issue and didn't offer compensation funds is kinda craziest of all
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>>42776553
Beel going good
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>>42790760
cancer: suffer no more, you will be cured. (is this something else I see?)
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idk anything about cancer, but I've been reading on medicine and specifically trying to figure out what went so wrong, Mesmer seems to have discovered energy healing independant of asian lineages in the 1700s and it was suppressed.
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>>42791124
it is JUST so mathematical, so dimensional, yet for me it is always in "plain view", and operable.
a mathematician might let me discuss a simple soul-shape such as "mild demon", (aftereffect from rude encounter) and he might even have language for it. But it is not in any default paradigm.

Sir, you are intelligent; I could sit with you with pen and paper, a diagram, and describe the mathematical shape of breast cancer and you would even follow it. (To have enough superpowers to operate it is another thing.)
Now to discuss a melanoma it is a little hard to follow;
or if it is a demon-woman such as the one who approaches children in Beverly Hills giving them cancer with her eyes, it's such a terrifyingly dimensional shape that it would disgust you.
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>>42791157
Bro speak english I am NOT intellegant.
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>>42791124
Benjamin Fuckin Franklin ??
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>>42791273
Ding Dong! Qi healing is real and cancer was invented by freemasons to help the jews exterminate goyim.
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>>42781327
hey, it's me again. abdominal issue and grandma guy.

have you worked on my case?
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>>42776553
check email, thank you again
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>>42785021
Thanks, I'll let you know how it goes.
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>>42776553
My cat, Venus, 15 years old female, has a cancer. She's healthy otherwise and fully ready to live more years. Unfortunately the chances of her living more than a year are low. Around a few percents. Can you help her? She deserves to live. She has been good for all her life, and she still has the will to live.
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I can never donate to any cancer research organization knowing that billions have already been donated in the past with no logical cure. I am under the impression that cancer is a lie and just an excuse used to kill people through bogus treatment therapy. Cancer has got to be fake.
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Hi ACanon,

Can you help cure my mom from some abrupt schizophrenia? It does not seem natural, it happened a few years ago out of nowhere even though there's no family history of it. Also it happened after a relative known for practicing black magic threatened her over some family matter ?(we're south asian descent)

Her personality basically changed overnight and taking her to a psychologist never helped as she always reverted back to normal in the presence of medical professionals, but then goes back into schizo-demon 'fake mom' mode afterwards. Even after 2 years she is just not the same person anymore.

I really don't know what this is but it doesn't seem natural. In the days leading up to her 'turning' she was getting sick and having blackouts and claimed that she felt something 'phase into her body' by force when she was in the shower.
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Best of luck to everyone ITT
God bless
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>>42797041
This should be easy. She is the same as the German men born with bad geometry preventing their proper German ritual, (which generally means their penis-enegy is misplaced into perhaps their lung).

But it happened to her because she had bad geometry when it was middle age and time for her to display breast to husband to cure of cancer. It just happened... all wrong, from a wrong body-region in a substantial energetic moment, and the malicious energy of the other person could very well have caused it. (She may have known witchcraft indeed, or she may not.)
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>>42780785
Hi ACanon, weird pain in hands all this week, plus like sore/stiff all over
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pls ACanon.

I am aneurysm abdominal issue guy. my grandma is apparently doing better now. but me and my mom are still sick.
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>>42799288
of course. email me, i have to go to foodservice work early tomorrow. acanon-cures@protonmail.com
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>>42799288
i have time before work. Yes, I see your abdominal issue, however as with anything you may be fearfully overinterpreting it.
If you have an energy blockade, (which causes the buildup behind all such conditions,) I will put it to rest peaceably.
Gonna do Mom's work tonight
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>>42798592
how do you feel now? (You are someone who has received a Christian immersion baptism, right? If not then it might have indicated something else.)
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I have been fighting brain cancer since 2017. I need help it's coming back hard and killing me this time. Let me have that miracle please.
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Hey anon,
I suffer from hyperacusis and have frequent tinnitus that make my life hell. Would appreciate if you could do something about it, or help in any way
Thanks
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>>42800582
Of course. These are commonly caused by cognitohazard people transmitting disease into others, most commonly only once or twice. But whenever there is a rare spree of many children there is a terrible brainsquirming demon involved, like the demon man curently plaguing this school.
I wish you would email me, (and ignore the money-begging autoreply). I just hope you'll check in with lucidity every day, and you will receive priority treatment until it's done.
acanon-cures@protonmail.com
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Could you help ACanon I remember your threads from months ago I want you to check on my dad see if you can help a bit
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>>42803000
something I have experienced recently with an insomnia victim is that the thyroid is a soul-vehicle of sorts, a "pressure relief valve" allowing some other organ a geometry with which to prolapse entirely out of the body itself.
Strictly in a soul-sense: the organ remains in place, but BECAUSE of the thyroid the organ "doesn't exist in place" and becomes no good. I saw this in your father when I looked.

Your father should improve now? I will write a fuller report in the morning.
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>>42776553
Please help my mom, she has cancer, it has spread to her liver or kidney.
I'm not exactly sure which as she does not talk about it as to not worry us.
Thank you in advance
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>>42805837
It is okay, she is graceful to not worry you, and still energetic enough. I will eat it up for her.
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I have some sort of entity meddling with my groin area. I'm not joking. Can you look it up please ? They make me do awful things regularly and I cant take it anymore.
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>>42807445
It is okay: I understand. I become aware when people are Guilty Of Crime, and you are Not Guilty Of Crime. It is good that you reached out, and you will be relieved of this demon.
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>>42807456
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Hey man I can't pinpoint something specific I want to address but I have been doing a detox and would like to ask you if you see anything of note in me that you could do something about?
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>>42807628
one bad juju proclivity, which situation is only mild. If you're 7-for-7 you're terminally schizophrenic, (which means people hazard themselves if they approach you) but if you're 1-for-7 you're just a little misguided

in the hollywood practice of scientology, though, they would say "STAY AWAY FROM HIM" regardless, because "HE IS A SUPPRESSIVE PERSON"

it's fine, quick to resolve. Stay clean friend
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>>42807456
Thanks... Can you let me know what you do ? Appreciate it acanon
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>>42807737
>which means people hazard themselves if they approach you
I have noticed that sometimes people will injure themselves shortly after meeting me. Why the fuck does that happen? Usually people take a very strong liking to me, and the two are probably not directly related, but regardless of how people feel about me it does happen that some will get themselves in an accident or come down with an illness after we meet....
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>>42807867
uh-oh
on second thought stick around a little longer LOL?
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>>42807908
Uh so what do you have to tell me?
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>>42808184
It's okay: you're just ascended. Through a fruitful life you have attained angelicization, (perhaps to 10%) and I hold it in my hands and confirm it.
I on the other hand am 100% angel-saturated (EXTREMELY RARE) and you may compare yourself to me: literally everyone in a coffeeshop or any room reacts to my presence, betraying subtle biology-cues that they have SOMETHING needing cures. I can't even pause, (to say "they must consent, first!") because I'm aware they will incompetently seek someone else to finish the cure, and...
I cure it truthfully, after all, and you Madam can cure people of mild illness within one category as well.

(for you are a Madam after all, no?)

"Curing" is why people approach you - and that is OK. You need only consciously reject this notion: "I'll find a victim, and approach him and I'll be EMPOWERED!" because your victim will have been dis-empowered by your approach, (and because that is the philosophy employed by filthy schizophrencs.)

And I have done some work for you. So you should have an easier time now being one of God's saints, non-meek despite the fact that "the meek shall inherit the Earth", and your beneficial, curative path should be a little more uniform as you move forward.
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>>42807434
Thank you!!
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There are 2 emails with your name, are both of them yours? acanon-cures@pm.me

acanon-cures@protonmail.com



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