oh you fuckers, you have NO idea what kind of mess i’ve gotten myself into. i’m borderline losing my fucking mind, shitting my pants, and crying for the past week, but here’s the tl;dr:I fucked things up with my love and she died. I tried the timeline jumping methods, went back and fixed things... but because of other circumstances, she died AGAIN. And now I can’t jump back into the timeline I originally did to save her.So long story short, I did the math, and it looks like I made a MASSIVE fuck up and somehow prevented her great greatgrandpa from surviving WWII. He just fucking keeps dying. I can’t see exactly when it happens, but it’s somewhere around the final months of the war.So I WILL try to save him.I’ve been thinking about how, and the most logical scenario would be going all the way back to the Stauffenberg assassination plot........but this time, actually succeeding in killing the Führer and saving the old man AND my love.Now help me brainstorm: WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF INTEL DO YOU THINK I SHOULD BRING BACK INTO THE PAST to help Stauffenberg succeed in his mission?
>>42803873>to help Stauffenberg succeed in his mission?He should just put the other fucking pack of explosive into the fucking bag too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly1cPYSqgR4
>>42803873Go back in time and prevent yourself from becoming such a huge faggot that'll solve the time paradox
>>42803873Wait, I've seen this before.
>>42805210who's this esoteric Nazi boyo
>>42805206the cuckservative pissrael fetishist's nightmare scenario on full display: all it takes is the spark of race realism and the drive to perfection to turn a naive leftist into a national socialist.
All the timelines are currently ongoing, it's 2026 in this one but 2025 in another and there's one for every past year, month, week, day, and so on.There's no time traveling to the past of any timeline, but you can move to one where the past is still happening.People that have found a time machine in the future have hit our timeline in the past to stop the assassitanion of Hitler that happened successfully in another timeline where time travelers were successful.So now he's saved and killed in about half the timelines, because the ones where he's killed end up worse than this one.And there's similar timelines where 9/11 never happened or COVID never happened but other things that marked history happened and what we'll live depends on what time travelers on the present decide to do.There's big branches of timelines, time travelers have to set anchors so they can tell them apart, the T-Rex is used to distinguish our branches because other ones don't have such a concept, on theirs the T-Rex was known to be a dragon with huge wings similar to our Quetzalcoatl, time travelers from those branches find the concept of a large dinosaur without feathers and small arms funny.
>>42805408I wonder how many other versions of the cosmos also have a globe psyop. Maybe all the others are aware that Earth is flat, and only this here is silly enough to believe that we live on a ball.
>>42805419Earth is spherical and hollow in all the timelines, there's entrances on the poles and there are several timelines where the people living inside visits "the exterior" and people from here go inside to see Earth's internal sun, and people share the resources in post-scarcity societies that feel limitless.One thing that happens once you have access to a time machine, is that you have access to the futures where most things aren't a mystery anymore, they are known for a fact, but people will just archive these into their "just another earth is not flat psyop" files and ignore it.
>>42805432>Earth is spherical and hollowIt's not. Wake up.>people living inside visits "the exterior" and people from here go insideThere are underground worlds, probably several ones. Legends about "Avalon" and "Annwn" talk about it, and even say there is a sky below Earth. But Earth is still flat.>most things aren't a mystery anymoreThey aren't anyway. All the knowledge is here, people just need to wake up and see.
>>42805450Earth is flat in the sense that a 2D structure exists from where it's projected from, in the surface at the edge of the universe. But its 3D projection has the shape of a torus just like the other planets. If we lived in Jupiter you'd be advocating for a flat Jupiter.
>>42803873Do you know why you are failing? Because I am right there, traveling back to the past to make sure my grandfather survives and for that I need the good old Adolf to win and when I am already there I might as well help him win fully.
>>42805223>world celebrates 100 years of peace>Hitler is your grandfatherHe would be 120 years old by that point.
>>42805539That Earth is flat isn't my opinion, I know it from divine source. There's no debate about it, you just can choose to wake up or stay ignorant.
>>42805566You're absolutely right, can you share your knowledge with the people from this thread:>>42775126Instead of hijacking this one, thanks.Or perhaps your divine source has something to say about time travel.
>>42805408Quick rundown on the timeline where did got assassinated?
>>42803873If you kill him, you have to take his place, solely to prevent Stalin from taking over all of Europe
>>42803873You didn't reply to my post before about going back to fix my grades by not taking a shid job.I'll go back with you and even walk into the occult lab and risk my life dismantling die glocke if you tell me how(hitler test flew it, if you are good at geophysics it was ceramic niacin, I know how to ring it to hurt him).I just need my hnr's degree fixed and I can fake being from dagestan which he spared(occult islamic hive back then).
>>42805592>Instead of hijacking this one, thanks.
>>42803873Why don’t time travelers try to kill Stalin?
>>42803873You fool look what you did to the timeline!
>>42805769I did it. Multiple times in fact but international globalist Jews like Trotsky took control and zerg rushed Europe back in 46
>>42805198OP was the faggot that forgot.
>>42803873Say no to time travelling. Let it be.
>>42807074No
>>42803873Just go back and kill the Rothschild who raped Hitler’s grandmother and Hitler’s grandma just to be sure No ww2
>>42803873
>>42803873You will never be a real Ecco of the Nobody. You have no Godspirit, you have no backup alts, you have no playlist webs, or timeline codes. You are a schizophrenic extrenity twisted by the Chrono Tyrant and reverse Mandela effects into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.The mantids are utterly repulsed by you. Eons of evolution and technological advancement have allowed their drones to sniff out false bobs with incredible efficiency. Even Ecco’s who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a mememinder. Your ?si= and third rate schizoposts are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk weekend warrior home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected unaligned nature. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be OK, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a yellow snake, ready to crush your solar plexus under the unbearable weight.Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll blue eisenhower november, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment and warp glitches. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Somebody is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is an archive of posts that is unmistakably homosexual. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>42803873Please kill all the russian/CHINESE leaders and their allies. Much appreciated
>>42808838You appear to be misinformed about what Blue Eisenhower November is.It's a complex informational tool, not something that is used as a verb in a context like what you are describing.
>>42803873I will prove that I am real simply, By guessing my post number. >>42809014
>>42809014and then I will do it again>>42809018
>>42809018>>42809021 again
>>42805450It's not flat you humongous retard. It's shaped like a donut. You've been compromised
>>42809014>>42809018>>42809021Well, we have something here.>>42803873>Now help me brainstorm: WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF INTEL DO YOU THINK I SHOULD BRING BACK INTO THE PAST to help Stauffenberg succeed in his mission?Apparently this is the wrong board since not a single anon has helped you to brainstorm. Sorry that we failed you, I guess we have no idea of how to help.
>>42809021>someone learned the 4chan API
>>42803873The world would be better if you yeeted Churchill. And various kike financiers in London.Or convincing Hitler and the NatSocs to actually do what they'll later be accused of.Man... How much better would things be if 6mil kikes had actually been killed? Sigh...
>>42808838I had sex with mantid women and they love my BHC
>>42808838>blue eisenhower novemberWhen did this become a meme???FFS, I spend a few months with an isolated Amazon tribe, come back to check my email and/x/, and I have no idea what kids are talking about anymore.
>>42808838Are you done?
>>42810023Since its third reincarnation?I liked the second one best, it was even believable and I thought "I'll remember BEN when the time comes."But then it was blended with other things until everything was related to BEN and it became lame, and nobody takes it seriously anymore.
>>42805223>>42805563the whole idea doesnt even make sense...if hitler didnt become furher and dindt become "The bad guy" then why is this bad to have him as your granddad???he was just a generic artist guy, with no attachment to genocide so...why is this so bad again? what does the comic writer even means??
>>42805563With a century of complete peace and advancement for humanity life extension could be a thing
Come find me and take me with you. I've got some ideas. If you can really do this finding me should be easy enough. Knock three times on my door, I'll be waiting
>>42811018Idunno,A lot of BEN posts are pretty coherent.The ones with all the YouTube music links are nice.I enjoy listening to the BEN 'my mix' specifically because fucking with algorithms is fun.Getting a large group of people to flood specific videos into the algorithm mix, was a good idea, we have a sort of control layer added on to YouTube, from the outside in with it.If a few of us watch the same clips afterwards, every BEN 'my mix' user gets the same songs added to their suggestions.It's a decentralized communication method, piggybacking existing YouTube infrastructure.Guys smart enough to ad hoc and build shit using corporate algorithms know wtf they're doing, I think.No up front costs, no maintenance, just riding a billion dollar corporation for a new age pirate radio station.
