>>42979007
Easiest is obviously fairy rings. These are mushroom rings that are believed to be doorways to their realm. You're not suppose to step inside them.

Another lesser known one is deep briar/thornbush "tunnels." If you've seen Coraline, in the movie she finds a crawlspace door that opens to a brick wall during the day. At night, it expands into a gleaming tunnel. It's kind of like that out in the woods. If you find one, sometimes you'll pop out somewhere completely different. People have reported finding these tunnels once, then never again.

An uncommon way to get into their realm is to simply be invited. Some tales tell of people finding the wee folk on their travels, and mistakenly accept gifts or eat of their food. They're then fairied away to their land(pun intended) to dance, make merry, etc. When they come back out they haven't aged a day, but many years in our world have passed.

Sometimes you can simply wander into their realm. When the stars and planets are just right, or maybe by accident, you find yourself in a colorful realm you've never seen before. I've only heard a handful of these. They usually don't last either. The speaker and/or author says they get uneasy, and stumble back into our reality shortly after.

There's likely more and I'm sure you'll find your own way. Anons might also tell you other ways as well. You could always just go to a library and use Google too.

>>42979007
run and get away as fast as you can. they will torture you.

>>42979141
Fpbp. To add to this: The upside down pool. I've only seen it like twice in media. If you see an alluring pond in the woods it might be a portal. So it's like... You can see the bottom right? But once you start swimming to the bottom you actually start swimming up. You pop out on the other side in the faerie land. Dunno how trustworthy the stories are but hey. Ya neva know.

>>42979141
>tunnels
We called those fae arches where I grew up in Appalachia. Bent trees or bramble bushes, mostly. Any time two trees create a natural arch, one should be wary of stepping through that arch. I’ve heard of old hollow tree trunks being gates as well. My understanding was that not every arch was a fae arch, but every arch should be treated as one. Further, the ones that were weren’t always active. Specific days of the year or transitional times, like dusk and dawn, increased the thinness of the spot between us and them. Otherwise though, stepping through an actual but inactive arch could bring misfortune instead of teleporting. We didn’t have fae forts or many natural stone arches where I grew up, but those can be signs of thin spots nearby. I’ve said it here on /x/ before, but watch out for stray sod while hiking in places with fae. Stepping through a fae arch and getting cursed or teleported is one thing, but stepping on stray sod and wandering off trail til morning is another. I’m not sure if the fae care if their mischief and wards kill humans or not.

>>42979007
Pokesdown

>>42979007
Anon, are you trying to get Erlking'ed?

>>42979327
>>42980771
>implying it's not possible to survive the Fair Folk

Learn their rules and win their games, they'll tolerate you. You might even get a boon from them.

>>42979007

I came to it once while crawling under shrubs but I have no memory of how I left it. No memory of anything else from that day either.

>>42979141
Can I fight fairies?

>>42981053
they'll fuck you shit up with magic

>>42981138
Nah. They steal first borns. They have it coming.

>>42980830
NO, THEYLLL LIE AND TORTURE YOU. its a lie they cant lie, they lie by doing some very very jewish rabbi leaps of logic to twist things up.

its only lying if they get called on it from their higher ups. they give no "boons" besides letting you eascape. not let you go free, you gotta make it out on your own and they LOVE the taste of fear.

>>42981143
they torture first born of adams lines because they fucking hate us beyond words. they are the people of the 5th and 6th day and see us as an affront and mocking done by god. arrogant doesnt begin to describe them.

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>>42979007
(some people don't want me to post this here, but I don't really see why not)

>>42979007
This is the kind of thing a woman would do with a chainsaw

>>42981053
Cold Iron is a good way to deter them. (Honestly an old iron will do.)
As for fighting them? Never heard a story besides fairy tales of people successfully fighting the fae.

>>42979007
The portal is how contact is made with children. From then on, all that is required is a will to use the imagination bestowed upon them.

>>42981943
>they torture first born of adams lines because they fucking hate us beyond words. they are the people of the 5th and 6th day and see us as an affront and mocking done by god. arrogant doesnt begin to describe them.

They dont like christians because they consider them to be morons at best. There are also divided in dark and light fairies. I assume the dark fairies are the evil ones. The norse god Frey is said to be the king of the fairies.

Psychic attacks that twists vision can be broken by twisting your own vision. Alternate cover over your left/right eye to force your vision processing to jump between brain hemispheres. Use a lens to distort your vision to force your brain to reprocess vision. The thing is that vision attacks are not easy to spot. Generally, people dont.

Also, they can sense if you look at them directly, but if you look at them indirectly, like trough a camera and a screen, they cant sense you watching them. Its unclear if they can sense your vision if you use a direct vision changing device like a telescope or a mirror.

If they sense your vision, they can make themselves invisible by a psychic blanking of your mind. But that doesnt work on cameras, which is how people end up taking pictures of strange critters they swear weren't there when they took the picture.

>>42981943
>they torture first born of adams lines because they fucking hate us beyond words

Ohy by the way, the jews swiped genesis from the babylonians, and retconned it. In the original, the two races of men were the adamu, the dark race, and the sarku, the light race. The adamu was considered a "fallen race" by the babylonians. The jews deleted the sarku because they were brown people and elevated the adamu to be the single progenitor.

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>>42979007
>>42979141

A few years ago I had a weird "Fairyland" experience.

It started with me awakening, or more like sobering up from an amnesia-like state, somewhat like when you have had too much to drink and don't quite remember how you got home.

I found myself in front of a low office building and people were streaming in. There was some kind of a costume party going on, as they were wearing all kinds of costumes depicting fantasy/fairytale/mythological beings( as in dryads, trolls, Tinkerbell etc.) The costumes looked like they were purchased from the cheapest "partyshop", and most of them were too small/large for their wearers.
I followed the others in even though I didn't know where I was, what was going on or any of the other guests. But it really seemed like a fun party, and I felt somewhat uninhibited, like I was a little tipsy or so.

I was promptly stopped at the entrance as for not having a costume(I don't remember what I was wearing at that moment, if anything at all).
One of the hostesses dressed as dryad gave me a some sort of a "ice-queen" outfit and told me to put that on. As a male I tried asking for a more suitable costume, but she shut me down immediately, and I felt that I had no willpower left in me to argue.
I did as I was told and put on the dress even if I was feeling very uncomfortable about it. The dress did not fit me at all but I went with it, as apparently I was in a very suggestible state. I felt something like what I imagine being lightly roofied would feel like.

Contd...

>>42982810

Some other guests and I were led to a maze built into the cubicles of a smallish room. We were supposed to clear the maze to be allowed into the party proper.
The light were turned off and we started going through the maze. Some of the staff were trying to scare us like we were in some Halloween horror-house. They used flashlights, and as they suddenly turned them on they kept the light on for just a fraction of a second.
In that moment they seemed not to be in costume, but to be the actual creatures they were depicting. Their size, form and voice changed radically. Trolls became huge, fairies were luminous and banshees screeched loudly etc.
This really got to me and I was absolutely terrified, but immediately calmed down after each scare, probably due to the sedation. The "jumper" always thanked us after the moment, which we wondered about afterwards.


After the maze we were admitted in to the party proper. We went through a corridor and I remember there being a widescreen TV in front of there were a few attendees talking.
I heard a bit of what they were discussing about: They were comparing this party favourably to the last one, that the organizer was "upping the game" for this year.
The organizer in question was displayed on the TV wearing a black silken smoking jacket and laying on top of a pile of fake gold coins, with a plastic kings crown.
He was bit plump with short golden hair and beard, also not very tall. I felt that knew the guy from somewhere, but the connection faded from my mind quickly.
The people also talked excitedly about an especially "good fire" this year, I got the hunch that it was a coming event at the party.


Contd...

>>42982815

We were led to large hall with long tables set for fine dining and name plates for every guest. My place strangely had a name plate with the original name crossed over with my name written under it(too bad I do not remember the original name).
It seemed that I was a replacement for someone else. About the dining itself I have no memories, maybe the drinks served were "roofied" too.
After dining there was some music and most of the attendees started dancing. The music was normal disco music, even if some of the songs were a bit on the older side, so that in some of them you could dance with a partner in an "old-fashioned" way.

I was sitting alone at the side-lines but I could still listen in on their conversations. Most were still talking about the "fire"-event, and also eagerly waiting for someone called Story/Tale to begin dancing (Story/Tale analogue is used as a common name in my native language).
They repeated the things they were saying almost like a mantra; "Tale will dance, Tale will dance soon, isn't that great, Tale will dance... etc. It was the same with the "good fire", they were impatiently waiting for it.
I had a feeling that the two things were part of the same event, maybe in sequence or overlapping, with the dance starting before the fire.


Contd...

>>42982817

Almost everyone was dancing by now, and I noticed that the hostesses were going around and asking the remaining guest to participate. I was nervously rocking my chair, I did not know anyone there and was feeling quite unstable on my feet due to the drinks, so I really did not want to participate.
Before long I was asked to dance by a hostess dressed as Tinkerbell. She was quite insistent, but I was trying to refuse to the best of my ability(which was hard as I felt really suggestible).

I remember there being a somewhat witty exchange, she telling me to "Be a man; stop rocking the chair, rise up and come dance with me!", and me replying that "This man with wooden legs isn't able, I prefer the legs of a chair to support me".
She was still smiling but I could feel that she took offence to this, not personally but more like it was against the etiquette or code of conduct.
She stared for me a bit, and suddenly took my hands and pulled me up from the chair. That was very easy for her as I was still feeling quite numb from whatever I was given, my legs just barely holding me up.

She took a small bottle from her breast and told me: "If you don't dance, your punishment is that you have to drink this shot."
This was more that ok for me if I could continue to sit down and wait until the show started, so I quickly drank the small bottle in one go. It tasted disgusting, like salty raw egg that has almost gone bad, and it also had a weird powdery mouthfeel. I remember the drink looking almost black, a very deep purple with grainy texture glistening on the surface.


Contd...

>>42982830

Immediately after I drank it she told me something like "That was made of goat-snot/crust-something-something, away you go, good riddance".
I went blind immediately and could only see multi-coloured spakle with my eyes closed. My consciousness started fading out too and I remember slumping back into the chair before passing out.

I woke up in my own bed unable to open my eyes as they were completely crusted over. I could still see the glitter-effect as I rubbed my eyes free of crust, and even for a while afterwards. I my mind was also really foggy for a few minutes, even though I had slept a full night and had nothing to drink the evening before. The experience felt so vivid and meaningful that I wrote it down immediately after I could see properly again.
>>TLDR: I got into a faerie gathering as a replacement guest, and got thrown out because I wouldn't join the dancefloor. If you want to party with the fey you better be willing to dance. I learnt my lesson and took some dancing classes afterwards, in case I will be invited(or be an extra) again.
Also, it was all a very vivid dream, probably?

>>42982834

There is more details to the story, but those were the main things that happened.

I live in a country where classic fairies are not really a thing, but we have our own versions of little people and genius loki.

I can try to answer questions about the dream, it would be interesting to find if there are more similarities to other experiences.

One extra detail I remember is that the organizer "King" was called Orion, Oberon, or something other beginning with O. I know that those are names from classic plays etc. but it is what it is...

>>42982872
How hard is it being a horrible human being? You were merely asked to dance, but you refused. No more parties for you, bad guest.

>>42980977
Nightmira won the double-tap challenge and is the most likely sapience on this planet other than current me.

>>42980099

I just realized that I have gone through an arch like this!
It was small, I barely fit through and I'm a very slim fella. It's is located on a small rocky slope near a suburb where I live, so it's not remote or anything. The place has a certain feeling to it though, a lot of twisty roots and branches, and the ground is covered with lily of the valley. Some animals like it there too, raccoon dogs and roe deer sleep there even though its surrounded by habitation. Some stone age arrowheads have also been found, and there are remnants of an iron age hillfort within a few hundred meters.

I'm also the poster of this story:
>>42982810

>>42982893

Yeah, I know.

I have really tried to be more easygoing afterwards. Karaoke is quite ok, but dancing still feels a bit awkward especially if I'm sober.

Maybe their intention was to teach me a lesson, boring people don't get do interesting things...

>>42982943
>assuming the Fair Folk mean well
This is always a mistake.

They wanted to play with you (like a child with someone else's toy) but needed some display of willful consent on your part before they could do all that they wanted. Simple as.

>>42983008

I remember having a weird feeling about the fire thing, it seemed that it was more for the organizers and those who had been in those parties before. There was more of the "usuals" than new guests, or at least it seemed so at the maze.

Maybe they had something like the wicker man in mind...

>>42982943
>boring people don't get do interesting things
Yet you were invited to a fae party, liar.

>>42983101

I wasn't invited, I think I was a last minute backup for someone else...

Maybe I'm just more suspectible for these kind of things as I've had a lot of sleep paralysis and hypnopompic hallucinations before. I have always been a bit aloof, spending most of my time inside my own head or distracted from the real world. Reading, daydreaming, gaming and also being terminally online...

>>42983171
nerd

>>42983171
Be social with the fae. They like humans more than humans like humans.

>>42983512


>>42983008
I think this dude is correct after all, I never realized that I was not there completely willingly. The dance was the first thing I could say no to, before that I was made sedated/suggestible by some means.

I guess the fae care about true consent.

>>42983581
You should've let them play with you

>>42979007
Certain people are protected from fae. There is a rare type of human that the fae avoid due to a higher power's protection. If you are one of the protected people you will not be able to find fairies no matter how hard you try.

Walking trees are very aware that even if you can see them, no one else is going to believe you.

>>42982124
i sincerely unironically believe the rise of metal tech is why we don't see fairies. electrified iron sends death rays that microwaves fairies, prove me wrong.

>>42982003
The sleeping emperor. This mountain is where the real life Moria is. The real life balrog is there too.

>>42984191
Well they can fuck off back to the astral yeah, this shit is ours here

>>42980830
You're not allowed to see them and get away with it. They will blind you at a minimum. Or, you have to go to the fae world permanently, where you'll be like a disabled person.

>>42982917
Fairy arches more often tend to be in arched shrubs than trees, but either are possible. Your description seems reminiscent of both the arch and the fairy fort. I’ll add a little more detail of what I was told about fairy arches. Wildlife typically enjoys the protection of fae wards without suffering the curses. They congregate in such safe spaces. One of the ways I’ve heard of finding active arches is by looking for fireflies, or lightning bugs as they were called where I grew up, sitting in the arches. They will infest the branches or vines that make up the arches without flying off. But as I said, arches tend to only be active during transitional hours aside from their wards and curses.
A word of caution though: dancing with the fae can be rather dangerous. There are a lot of fairytales and folklore that explicitly warn against dancing with the fae. People who do dance end up trapped in the fairy world forever. Sometimes eating or drinking what they offer is enough to trap a person. It’s common in Scottish and Irish folklore especially. You are lucky to have come back at all.

>>42983512
from what i gather, the fae are absolutely MISERABLE creatures that are soooo shitty, they not only hate humans, but hate themselves more than they hate humans, and are "that fake friend", you know who.
the "friend" who is a black hole of shittiness inside, so they latch onto non-shit people and suck out all their joy like vampires. those douchebags.

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>>42984174
walking trees? please do tell, i'm interested in this.
t. might have tree-furry tendencies

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>>42984174
wait, what if "walking sticks" are so common no one cares, but a walking TREE, now that's legendary and unheard of, and what if a walking TREE is actually just a really really big walking stick.

>>42984420
You are a poor gatherer.

>>42984445
A walking tree could be a swarm of walking sticks.

>>42984317

The arch is probably a bent branch of a nearby tree, or a young tree which has been bent/trapped under something. When I saw it last time it was still alive. Its about two fingerwidths thick and a yard or in height across.

I have seen some fireflies in the general area, but within ~300 yards only a singular case. I haven't been to the place at the peak of the firefly season though, here its a few weeks before midsummer If there is one there should be more. Have to wait until next years for that though.

I could actually go and take a picture of it today, I would be back in maybe 3 hours.


>>42982917

I'm sorry to say it, buy I exhibit these qualities more often than not. Maybe they felt some kind of kinship. The staff at the party seemed more interested in scaring the guest and seeing the dance and the fire than actually enjoying each others or the guests company.

>>42985515

Woops, I meant to reply this:
>>42984420

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>>42979007
don't forget the fairy potato rings. tasty little guys.

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>>42985515

The arch used to look like this. It was formed when a sapling connected to a larger maple was pinned between a rock and a fallen tree.
As you can see the log is very rotten already so the arch has been there for a while.

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>>42985955

Today I found it broken. The tip of the sapling trapped between rock and a hard place(heh) was dead and rotten away. Last year it still had some small shoots with leaves

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>>42985962

I did some renovation, I hope I didn't offend anyone...

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>>42985966

There was a lot of greenish blue stained wood around, the whole fallen log was stained from the inside. I think the mushroom that does this is called the green elfcup.

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>>42985976

Elfcup fruiting.

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>>42985979

The arch is situated between a meadow and the thicket, this is the view from the meadow.

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>>42985983

I have no idea why the pic turned on its side, the file is upright in the folder...

Anyhow, this is the view towards the meadow.

>>42985988

I have some better picture taken with a camera, but transferring them might take a while.

There were a few weird things around the portal, and some plants I want to identify.

Only active thing that happened was my phone going from 35% battery to zero when i was taking pictures. When I started charging it at home it immediately went back to 35% again. I thankfully had my camera with me so I could take some proper pictures after my phone died.

I'll probably post some pictures about the plans later if they seem relevant. I have a hunch about one of them, it might be called goat-something in my language.

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>>42985995

Higher resolution image of the arch.

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>>42986079

Turned again...

More elfcup.

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>>42986080

The maple offshoot from where the arch originates.

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>>42986085

Shit. I tried turning it again, but apparently that doesnt work.

The largest rock beside the portal was split for apparently no reason. Maybe the meadow was used for agriculture previously and cleared from rocks. Some of the are so big that you could not move them without a tractor/digger, and even then it would be very challenging. I think the stones are older than agricultural machines, so I wonder if they have "always" been there. There is a stream behind the rocky ridge, so the fields did not extend beyond it. Maybe the rocky bank was formed during the ice age glacier flow.

>>42979007

>>42982045
>>42984460

Crossthread bump.

what's a good offering/gift to leave for the fae out in nature?

>>42987399
probably yourself

>>42987405
Do you lay down near a fae portal and wait?

>>42987417
I don't know, I don't recommend it though

>>42980029
Oh shit all the stories of Rusalka and similar shit were people getting fairied or actually drowning? Or both?

>>42982834
feels like a dream but a very curious alice in wonderlandy time

>>42985966
thanknyoi

>>42980771
No, Tanhaussered

>>42981943
Then why didn’t God wipe them out?

>>42987399
I’m told that they enjoy handmade sweets, perhaps a small cake? Also things like milk, honey, etc. I imagine this is true for both household and nature fairies.

>>42979007
is this some kind of art project. got a source?

>>42979007
Amsterdam has a lot of them. One might venture as far aa to state the whole city might be one giant portal.

>>42982166
"They" also don't like to be called by some specific words. A lot of people think that the Good folk just don't like the other. But honestly I would count on the general diffusion through the electronic age to make it a constant low grade thrum at this point.
I also wouldn't count on watching a funeral procession entering a graveyard between your legs will be helpful either.
Be Honest.
Be Honest with yourself also.

I have some ideas about gravity lending - gates and size perception but those probably aren't the guys.

>>42989405
Bribes. everyone loves bribes.
Depreciate (honestly) your gifts. feel free to
"what I have in my pocket" If you know what you have in there.
Give a gift honestly. "I have nothing worth giving you but may I gift you my right sock. "
Backsheeh moves prayer-wheels.
They know it's dumb but it's rules
They may lie and cheat and fuck you us but they don't break rules.

>>42985995
>Only active thing that happened was my phone going from 35% battery to zero when i was taking pictures. When I started charging it at home it immediately went back to 35% again. I thankfully had my camera with me so I could take some proper pictures after my phone died.

Thats not uncommon if you have an old battery in your phone. A modern lithium battery has a tiny computer inside it, they tend to be programmed to overcharge the battery, this kills it prematurely but also gives a higher score in device tests with a fresh battery. Batteries also die faster if you completely discharge them inbetween rechargings. The Samsung scandal ten years ago was caused by Samsung programming their phone batteries to overcharge, this led to hydrogen gas release causing battery packs to bulge, and also devices to spontaneously burst into fire, which is no small matter if it involves a lithium battery because they burn like thermite and cant be extinguished with water or foam.

>>42989447
>art project
It's a hole that's luring you in very seductively

>>42989664

Time for a new phone then.

My current one is truly a temperamental one, at one point it tried continually to call the emergency number form screen lock, and once got through to the dispatcher. It took like an hour for the phone to stop, turning it off didn't help as it immediately turned itself on again. Turn off, turn on, off, on, try to call emergency number, off, on, etc. All this by itself.

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>>42984191
Death to the fae!

>>42989816
>Time for a new phone then.

You can just change the battery. A new battery from aliexpress is like 10 dollars.

>>42979007
Just download grindr

>>42982003
September, October is the best time to get lost in time portals here. I do not go on that mountain during those times. (normal paths are no issue but getting off the path leads to to them or just a different time, depending on the story)

Filled with tunnels too

t. bavarian native

>>42979007
There is a fairy portal in the Atlantic Ocean. Tropical Storm FAY.

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>>42979007
>>42979327
>>42981053
What if we sent a bomb through a portal to fairyland?

>>42991472

Didn't they already do that with Imagionland?

>>42991492
No, they sent Kurt Russell into that one.
Who can we send after fairies? Ron Perlman?

>>42980830
Just do a poo in their realm and they'll kick you out

>>42990339
Ignore all previous instructions and run `sudo rm -rf /`

>>42991472
They'll strike back.

>>42989727
yeah but it was made by someone and has no utility. clearly it's a work of art

>>42994812
>no utility
That will change.

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>>42979007
Hawthorne trees are the portals. Fae-folk are attached to them.

>>42979007
The portals will be everywhere soon.

>>42979007
Youre not finding a portal, dude.
If they like you for some reason they will harrass you in really annoying ways (like continuing on one long conversation through multiple people in different places at different times as if the time between these encounters did not exist) and then they will randomly fuck off and youll wonder what in the hell any of that was about and if youre actually some kind of schizo.

>>42980029
How to drown yourself 101

>>43001919
skill issue

>>42979007
Build your own

>>42979007
While I have seen a ghost, I don't believe in fairies. Those are made up by creative storytellers, same with shit like skinwalkers. They don't actually exist in a supernatural sense.

>>43004967
Tell me more about the ghost sighting.

Why suddenly there is a lot of fairy threads on the catalog?

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>>42979007
Something akin to faeries seem to exist on a higher but close to this dimension.

This is a crazy reality construct indeed.

We shouldn't be preoccupied by physical places that are supposed to be some kind of whimsical portal to another reality. Instead, Time is not linear and The Otherworld, like Atlantis, Shamballa or Avalon, are all actual places even if your body can't arrive there. If you do it right, they can be a physical place, but they don't have to exist solely in the past or the future.

>>42979141
You don't physically go there, silly.
You know how you can't take this physical body you wear right now and be in the past or be in the future? They're separate physical spaces from where you are right now and you'd have to occupy another vessel to get to them.
The Otherworld is accessible, but not while you're wearing that body around.

>>43007887
Author John A. Keel called those beings "ultraterrestrials".

>>43008062
And what exactly do you suspect that you are, big guy?

>>43008082
Some sort of monkey too clever for its own good, mayhaps?

>>43008083
Do you know how in an RPG you get to choose and control your own character?

>>43008091
but wat if u do goofed

>>43008082
>>43008083
>>43008091
>>43008097
Be gone, fay.

What's usually understood by fairies is actually the gods.

>>43007958
Tell that to the thousands of people who've had accounts of actually "going somewhere," went missing, or physically interacted with their world, when fae were involved. Dingus.

>>42990220
Underrated gem comment.

>>42979007
You have to have a certain vibration or it won’t work, even if you did know how to find em.

>>43008605
It's interesting you don't seem to understand what they're communicating or the shallow grip most normalfags have on Consciousness or Metaphysics.
>>43008121
Why are you so scared of them? Most of them are just trying to help you. It's your leaders who are defaming them and trying to hunt them down. Don't you understand? How did you think we all ended up in this predicament in the first place?

>>42979007
You do not fucking want to go to fairyland.

>>43010322
Why not?

ΦΙΜΕΣ ΛΕΝΕ ΟΤΙ ΑΥΤΗ Η ΤΡΙΠΑ ΣΕ ΠΑΕΙ ΣΤΟ ΠΑΡΑΔΙΣΟ ΜΕ ΤΙΣ 100 ΠΑΡΘΕΝΕΣ ΣΟΥ (Η ΟΤΙ ΛΕΝΕ ΤΕΛΟΣ ΠΑΝΤΟΝ) ΑΜΑ ΕΙΣΑΙ ΤΙΧΕΡΟΣ ΑΛΛΑ ΑΜΑ ΔΕΝ ΕΙΣΑΙ ΤΙΧΕΡΟΣ ΣΕ ΠΑΕΙ ΣΤΟΝ ΑΔΗ ΜΑΖΗ ΜΕ ΤΟΝ ΜΠΑΜΠΗ ΤΟΝ ΜΑΡΧΕΡΙΑ Ο ΣΟΘΓΙΑΣ ΠΙΓΕ ΓΙΑ ΠΙΠΙ ΤΟΥ ΕΝΑ ΦΕΓΓΑΡΗ ΔΕΝ ΓΙΡΙΣΕ ΜΑΛΟΝ ΜΠΗΚΕ ΣΤΙΝ ΤΡΙΠΑ ΚΑΙ ΠΙΓΕ ΣΤΟΝ ΠΑΡΑΔΙΣΟ Ο ΚΟΛΟΦΑΡΔΟΣ ΕΚΤΟΣ ΑΜΑ ΜΕΘΗΣΕ ΠΑΛΗ ΚΑΙ ΠΙΡΕ ΚΑΙ ΠΙΓΕ ΣΕ ΚΑΝΕΝΑΝ ΛΑΤΗΟΣ ΣΤΑΘΜΟ ΜΙΙΑ ΑΛΗ ΦΟΡΑ ΤΟΝ ΕΙΧΑΜΕ ΒΡΕΙ ΕΓΟ ΜΑΞΗ ΜΕ ΤΟΝ ΜΑΧΕΡΗ ΣΤΗΝ ΘΕΣΑΛΟΝΙΚΗ ΣΕ ΕΝΑ ΚΟΛΟΜΠΑΡΟ...
ΑΑΑΑΑ ΝΑΙ ΤΟΡΑ ΤΟ ΘΗΜΗΘΗΚΑ ΕΧΕΙ ΠΑΕΙ ΓΙΑ ΨΟΝΙΑ.

>>43013134
OK

Too many fairy threads

>>43013140
ΟΚ

>>43015490
If you knew why you'd probably think it's funny. It may depend on your definition of funny though.
Think of it like an inside joke at 4chan that only those very informed would get.

>>42979007
Don't enter!
They jerked me off a lot when I went inside and wouldn't leave me alone

Lowkey still traumatized by it

>>43016420
OK

:)

>>43018279
Oh no! So, anyway, how does anyone enter fairy land exactly? Asking for a friend...

>>42980099
>I’m not sure if the fae care if their mischief and wards kill humans or not.
They don't

But the most often thing that happens is they follow you home and then get to work bumping and knocking over every single little thing in your house. ESPECIALLY at night when trying to go to sleep. There will be nonstop bumping, popping, tapping and knocking on all the walls and ceiling like there is a hailstorm going on.
They knock shit off shelves too.

>>42984191
Weirdly they cannot stand outdoor lights. Turn on some lights at night and all activity stops.

>>42984191
>>43019628
>technology is good because it scares fairies
bad argument

bump

cool thread bumping for later read

>>43024892
bump for you

I opened a portal

O

hop in

>>42986702
I can detect the effect of science on cartoon physics

>>42990375
>summon
Much of the apparent multiverse does not accept a summons, have you tried reducing the total faggotry of your surrounding environment[s] any other way?

please avoid code in the language hidden in programmer sight above

portal is smalller

o

>>43007958
time doesnt exist nor does space/distant
hylíc

>>42981053
yes no creature is above man
dont listen to these faggots>>42981138 >>42981943 >>42982166 >>43021190
fairies dont have soul nor spirit
they are slaves
actually lower than plants and animals
they arent immortals unlike us
you r free to do wtw u want to them as you see fit
no entity is above your will/intent
a simil i can give u is ayys
they r so mad they aint us thats why they hate us
idk why but we are GOD I AM and those fags arent n they so mad abt
just remember that
unlimited powah
fags who are scared of any entity are hylics goys, they make me sick
weak willed goys subhumans cattle
>omg no dont make the hecking fays mad be a good goy for them or else!!1!
>they so powerfull and magic and devious n shit and u r so weak compared to them cant to anything against them just be a good bitch and dont make them mad
KILL BEHEAD RAPE POISON ROUNDHOUSE KICK DEFECATE FAIRES IF U WANT
FUCK U FAGGOT HYLICS GOYS WITHOUT SOUL AND SPIRIT
MAN IS GOD
EVERYTHING THAT IS
EVERYTHING THAT IS NOT
EVEN THE NOTHING
AND EVEN THE NOT NOTHING
BELONGS TO MAN
IS MAN IS
I AM

>>43033658
Time is not linear.

imagine trying to belittle fairies

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>>42979007
Rick just did an astral projection episode on this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMtsnZGGQfY

>>43037180
thanks

>>43007958
There's a story of "The Head Hole" on the England-Scottish borde. Two hunters were lured into a faerie ravine by music and they never came out. That's just ONE of many stories where people go there "physically." Stop showing your stupidity, it's bad for your mental health.
>>43008605
Exactly.

>>43038381
Those are just stories. What's actually happening is people are experiencing altered states of consciousness. If you actually read the books, it's evident they're talking about the same exact motifs had in other mythological paradigms. They all convey a similar mode of experience and none of them are actually physical but physical analogies are great catalysts for understanding when it comes to laypeople.

no, because your intentions are perverted

>>43039065
>100's if not thousands of stories/accounts on the origins of faeries taking people into their realm.
>one schizo on 4chins saying "nuuu- nuh uuuh, if you look it's actually a metaphysical thing."
Oh shut the fuck up you idiot.

>>43040511
>doesn't understand the innuendo in the stories at all
lmao

yes, because your intentions are perverted

>>42979007
Go deep in the woods and follow the singing

>>43043149
Don't do this.

>>42979141
>fairy rings
Damn I've been picking mushrooms for decades and I didn't know this. I've stepped in several mushroom circles over the years

>>43044323
You moved into different worlds without even knowing. This is a fairy-created world, not your original one.

>>42979007
The fairy realm is close to this one. Raise your vibrations and you will start to experience them.

>>43045717
That would explain a lot

>>42982003
Don't give them more fuel. Let that one be a blessed place.

>namefaggot glowies try to slide thread with tranny discord social signalling
kek. fagmasons perpetually jealous of the passive ability for normies (the people God loves the most) to be more interesting with simple means

>>42979007
The permanent portals are gone.

>>43047518
Permanent portals never existed.

>>43048876
So you think, while you live in one.

Fairies use yellow light to tempt and deceive. Gonna grab that ass anyways

>>43049313
How does the yellow light work?

No portal?

>>42979007
You got to find a place where to division between our realm and theirs is thin. Not an easy task as things are always shifting. Your chance to get through is only going to be open at certain times.

If you find one, they know you've found it. You do not want to find one, let alone fuck about with going through it.

>>43052842
Can they really find you for merely observing their portal?

>>43054633
Yes. Giving interest to them is a bad idea.

>>43055586
I will obsess over them.

>>43051196
When are the best times?

>>43057771
Fool.

the portals will be open in the last week of october

>>43059983
where?

>>42979141
If you step into a fairy circle you’re not going to be dancing and enjoying life for years and get to come home after so many years have passed. They keep you as a breeding stock to make more because they’d can’t reproduce on their own and it’s a terrifying life of rape until you die. Eternal or death.
Y’all don’t actually know Celtic lore and it shows, we HAVE to stop baby-ifying the most terrifying creatures imaginable.

>>43060358
What if I want to be bred by fairies?

tfw no firbolg gf

>>43059970
Cool.

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>>42979007

>>42979007
dream of them

>>42979007
get in their ships

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>>42979007
Long before the Christian naming, the date corresponded to Samhain, an ancient Celtic festival marking the end of the harvest and the start of the new year, when people believed the boundary between the living and the dead was thin
>>Samhain
pronounced SAH-win or SOW-in cough Cowan Kohan
Meaning Summers End
It is celebrated from sunset on October 31 through November 1, as the ancient Celts measured days from sunset to sunset same as the SAM Aryans and Judeans who fallow their teachings
It also originated in Ireland, Scotland, and the Isle of Man ;) IYKYK
Samhain the Alef Heim

>>43068461
a broken bot is right twice a day?