Contrary to popular belief, fairies don't glow in the dark like the feds. They accept all successes the same as they do for letdowns, without expecting applause from any observer. Since life naturally oscillates between these ups and downs, they fly alongside the wave quietly. According to folklore, fairies prefer the beauty of a moonlit pond that is hidden from outside ripples
>>42984460They shine.
I saw something the other day that was glowing and flying around the house. My cat saw it too. It then plain old disappeared. It was distinct and could not have been a light from outside.
>>42984460They seek vengeance on those who commit injustice, especially against women, children and nature.
Fairy portals are fake news
>>42985167>tiny fae hands typed thisNice try. I’m not dancing with you or letting you steal any of our children. I will be keeping iron implements around me at all times.
>>42984460Fairies are innocent.Now I don't mean they're inherently good. I mean they lack understanding of the concept. They are innocent of all things. The way a baby would pull a tiger's tail, or if that baby was a 7 foot giant would crush your skull and giggle about it.They are innocent of morality and ethics, they do things impulsively for personal whims or not at all.That's why you shouldn't trust fairies.
>>42984460>Contrary to popular belief, fairies don't glow in the dark like the feds.That depends on who you ask (some have described them as shining), but generally this is true. They often appear just like people (albeit in clothes somewhat out of date), or something smaller and uglier.>They accept all successes the same as they do for letdowns, without expecting applause from any observer.Wait, hang on, what?>Since life naturally oscillates between these ups and downs, they fly alongside the wave quietly.Wait, "fly"? No, hang on-->According to folklore, fairies prefer the beauty of a moonlit pond that is hidden from outside ripplesWHAT FOLKLORE? Where the fuck are you getting any of this?
>>42985252>Fairies are innocent.I would have used the word "amoral."THEN AGAIN.... judging by the stories we have of them, it appears there might be a moral code, but it's something alien to our own, and contains rules we can only seem to learn through the mistakes of others who came before, and assemble from our end.For instance, they expect respect for themselves and their property, but don't seem to show any for us or ours. Eating fairy food seems to mean something to them, but for us it's usually bad, and inadvisable.
I think the Lyrans lie about being from Lyra, they're actually Fae that like to take the form of catpeople
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>>42984460>>42984460Crossthread bump.
>>42986676>>42979007Woops.
pond is the fairy portal
>>42984460No that might be a Russian CIA guerrilla actually. Careful son!!!CAREFUL.
>>42985457I'll believe that.
>>42984460So can I summon fairies by making a nice pond that's covered from wind and waiting there on a moonlit night?And will the fairy have big boobs?
>>42984460up
>>42990375Kys
>>42990375Maybe.Maybe not.
>>42985457Is Lyra a real planet?
>>42985167No shit. I think I found one in a forest by my house recently.
>>42997580>>42997586knock and wait for them to respond
>>42984460The hallow
>>42997586Did you touch the fairy?
>>42984951https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgTfhUn_3Uk
>>43000575I tried that, I read online that you’re supposed to go there at midnight to cross and get access to the otherworld, but it would be dark as fuck and I’d probably get eaten alive or kill myself trying to get there. It’s in a massive rock formation just like Nordic tradition.Should I go back and try it? I don’t want to get hurt or anything I was just going for a walk and saw it
>>43001516Can you camp near the portal?
bump
>>42997586break that thing
>>42997580>>42997586what are the coordinates of this?
>>43005028Are you really the worst sister ever?
>>43005042after learning what my sister did, id say 2nd worst. but honestly it may be a tie.
>>43005087What did she do? What did you do?
>>43005098man im just here asking about the coordinates.
>>43005148You have an unusual name that made me ask questions. Do you want the coordinates so you can cross through the portal?
Why suddenly there is a lot of fairy threads on the catalog?
>>43007698I don't know
>>43007698It's autumn. Fuckers get active in autumn and spring.
>>42990375You'll summon mosquitoes at least
>>42984460The roofers profaned my holy ground with portable snake fangs!
>>42985330your properties are feckless and without potentcy. no one will die if they touch everything in your house. the same is NOT true for our houses. that is why we demand respect: for YOUR safety!
>>43013076I will touch everything in your house.
up
>>42984460Oh boy feet
>>43017389,
>>43010446What are they doing? Harvesting?
>>42984460How do I attract them into my garden?We had a blue moon last few nights.Will they eat the seed I leave out for birb?
>>43023180Keep your garden beautiful and tidy. They're not birds.
>>42985315It is a ChatGPT post.
