The Yew, similar to 'The (i)', is a pseudoplural semi-cognitohazardous entity.It manifests primarily inside of areas with ruptured spacetime.>how to spot The YewThe Yew will manifest to you by possessing people, causing the sudden appearance of nail polish or a necklace around the person. If it is possessing a group of people, you will see the marker move from person to person as The Yew moves.Anyone possessed by the yew will usually be oblivious, but act a bit zombified/entranced.The Yew may cause paranormal manifestations such as:>instruments plaeing themselves>appearing/disappearing objects>mass psychosis>irregular turning of the sun, moon, and stars>appearances or disappearances of objects or people (for example, someone goes into a store, comes out, and their Toyota Prius somehow became a Grand Caravan be the time they came out)..>cognitohazardous properties of the yewThe primary effect is your internal dictionary's word "you" will be replaced by "Jew?">How are "Yew", Anon?>Will that be all for "Yew?"The goal is to enventually supplant your sense of self with Yew, afterwards the victim becoming an unwilling host.>How to summon The YewNEVER DO THIS, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.Simplie all you need to do is start using Yew in the place of You, especially in references to other's names. For example:>How are Yew(Caitlyn)?Instead of>How are you, Caitlyn?This will make it clear yew want the module of yew named Caitlyn, not Caitlyn herself.Keep doing this, and The Yew will appear.Yew have been warned!
>>43013397>i use j instead of y in my usual writing and accidentally wrote jewaaaaa
>>43013397>Yew have been warned!Yew are a fool.
>>43013397This also works for Ewe
>>43013406It's your subconscious trying to protect yew as yew get rid of your yew possession by passing it along to all of us.>>43013722No it doesn't.
>>43013838I have no idea what yew are talking about. Yew possession isn't real, this is just a creepypasta I wrote. Yew know?
Yew are a gay nigger fron outer space
>>43013397Yew "Black in Green" entry from "Liber Falxifer 2", relevant. Pdf Link; https://archive.org/details/liber-falxifer-ii-the-book-of-anamlaqayin/page/176/mode/2up
Yeah but I gotta be level 60 for yews tho
>>43015574I'm certain the women are immune to yew possession.Now "Mie" infection... That's different.
>>43013397https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0Z_UdqJeic
>>43013397Yup, and people long time ago used to remind each other about necessity to find and destroy sprouting yews by showing an extended middle finger (mimicking a sapling) and shouting "Pluck yew! Pluck yew man!".
>>43013397Grass the yews, mace war now!
>>43013397It's weird because I have already done this without knowing it.
>>43013397
This is fucking terrible.
