What’s up /xs/bros. I’m Mortis, the new /xs/ divegrass manager. Our extreme virtual divegrass team will be competing in the upcoming 4cc Autumn Babby Cup. Use this thread to comment your suggestions for players, aesthetics, tactics, any thoughts on the overall team, or be the first /xs/ anon to call the new manager a fag.Our board is home to a wide variety of extreme sports, so I would love to see a little more representation of sports that haven’t gotten a chance to shine. I’m also looking into getting our team our very first stadium, something that can hopefully be finalized in the future.This will be my first cup as manager so please support our team this next cup. Let’s show all the other boards that it’s not about the size of our board that matters, it’s about how long it takes to learn a new skate trick without giving up, how many times we get thrown on the mat by our opponent and we still get up, how we go for that steep hill on our bike without bailing. Whatever extreme sport you practice, it’s about the extreme passion you have.And remember, you don’t have to be a musician to be an Earth Rocker.
As a reminder, here is our current rosterTony Hawk's Existential Nightmare (Gold)The Ultimate Martial Art (Gold)He Burned My Patch (Silver)Esoteric Nudist Rapieriest (Silver)Earth Rocker/k/ But For FelonsBikepostingBut I'm Worried About Brain DamageSuspension AutismAggressive InlineHakuhoToo Broke For This ShitThe "Professor"Looking for a new Sport in my 30'sBoxing/Muay Thai + BJJStreet Fight Tactics>Anime ImitationCollagen ShillsKimbo SliceSkiing and Riding have fallenBest Martial Art to Beat Up My Step Dad?Zorb and Soaping GeneralREAL Wrestling
>>243670After recent events and his previous cup performance, I think it's time to boot Hakuho from the net, he was a solid keeper at times but I don't think he's cut for the cup, a replacement is in order, best option would be Onosato, great, strong guy who will bring honor to the team. Another option would be to bring another /sumo/ meme that doesn't really relate to one wrestler in particular, like a player representing Beyasloppa, but I don't really know how you could translate that into a player modelAlso your a faggot
>>243670>>243727This is the era of Aonishiki.>SAY>HIS>NAME
>>243727Koga or a star-headed kinboshi man imo
>>243733NTA>pic of Koga btw
>>243727My ideal pick would be "Onosato's Sake Bottle". It would be Onosato dressed in a sake bottle costume, like pic related.
>>243736A butt chugging reference could be interesting
>>243670>I’m also looking into getting our team our very first stadium, something that can hopefully be finalized in the future.Either a skate park or a sumo dohyo sound like they should be relatively "easy" to do, maybe even poach from somewhere
>>243751A skatepark in Iceland, maybe a McDojo
Been thinking about having a /sumo/ inspired kit, I don't think you can have the players wearing a mawashi as a kit so the second best thing would be a kit inspired on the yukata they wear regularly
We are a few day away from the autumn baby cup, In a group with /toy/, /y/ and /vr/First match vs /toy/ this saturday 25 should be around 1h30-2pm easter depending on the rigging. Then, we face the ga/y/s on halloween at the end of the day.Finally, on sunday, we meet /vr/. See you soon.
Match day has started.We're the 2nd game.Let's get it.
COULD YOU STOP THIS SHIT YOU SAMEFAGGING MOTHERFUCKER.NO ONE ON /XS/ CARES ABOUT VIRTUAL SOCCER. IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A TEAM GO TO /SP/ OR /PW/ BECAUSE I GUARANTEE THATS WHERE YOU COME FROM.
>>245937Hello 4ccg
>>245937Cope dumb nigger>>243671should get something for us judofags too
/xs/ manager here,Sorry about the loss against /toy/. Today, in about over an hour, we play against /y/. Ever since the last game I've learned a lot, so I expect this game to be much more competitive.Please come support our team. Win, lose, or draw, I guarantee /xs/ puts on entertaining games.
>>246642Keep it up man
Well now were dead on match two. How about next time you don't fucking throw a match to /y/ by trying to match their retardation. Also change Tony Hawks model from that stupid fucking static PS1 model. Grab one from the newest games, those would fit so much better since he wasn't having those existential moments in the 90's.
Well we lost 5-2 today. Sorry for another loss /xs/bros. This was my 2nd match managing but I'm quickly learning how to get better. On Sunday we play /vr/. It might be our last game of this cup but we're gonna give it our all to at least get this win.>>246659Cope and seethe anti fun nigger, but I will steal your idea on a new model for Tony,
>>246663Of all my years watching fake divegrass matches, I've never witnessed such retarded livemanaging at play. I hope you keep managing for the foreseeable future, but Hakuho has to go, dude isn't even the JSA janny anymore, he's less relevant to /sumo/ right now than moriururara
>>246663Keep it up and next time it will be better.
So we lost today's game 0-4. That's the final game of this cup for us. I'm not here to make excuses. I apologize for the performance we had this cup. I promise there will be huge changes coming when the Spring cup comes around. Changes such as roster changes, tactical changes, a new stadium that I will do my best to get, etc. Thank you to everyone that supported this team during this cup. We will be back, Earth Rockers never die.>>246828This will be the first change. The only reason he played in this cup is because this was my first cup managing and I wanted to see if he still had it, but no, this nigga is GONE.>>246887Thanks buddy
