Future Yokozuna edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread>>245691
>Here's your prodigy back, kiddo
>>246513Who would Koga be given back toFutagoyama barely teaches him anything
We are now at 7 sumo threads still on the board that have not hit the image limit.
>>246514His father in the crowd.
>>246515The blame for this can be laid squarely at the feet of the danfag, whose intransigent fanboying caused this and every other problem in these threads.
What exactly CAN you teach Koga? If he doesn't have the willpower to eat enough to get bigger or train enough to get stronger then no amount of technique will get him anywhere. It's just like the Boss said, what really matters is spirit. With enough spirit even someone the size of Harumafuji can be a great Yokozuna.
>>246518We must teach him spiritWe should send a representative to japan
>>246516Do we have any screenshots of Kogas parents?
>>246521I think we've only seen his cousin at one of the camps he participated in
>>246517Retard.
>>246518
No more off basbo thread
>>246515
Excellent Chris video today, looks like Zak is in for the competition
>>246528Yikes. Kadoban in January incoming.
Dan participated in (and won easily) a children's sumo tournament with approximately 80 children from Suitengu Nursery School.
Hearing about Hosh saying that he is just now starting to train for a basho that starts fairly soon is pretty retarded sounding coming from a guy who is now starting to set records for futility as a yokozuna. I guess he just doesn't care or is otherwise unwilling to put in the effort necessary to demonstrate that he deserves the rank he was given.
Kotozakura's average wins per November basho is 14. Let that sink in.>uh but anon-That was Kotonowaka.
>>246528I want him to do well, back in the day i was sure he was yokozuna bound over hoshoryu
>>246535It's a shame he took the name of Kotozakura and didn't just come up with his own damn shikona. LARPing as your grandfather won't make you a Yokozuna.
>>246530Doesnt seem the same one but similar videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=assP0KwqpPQMaybe each stable went to a nearby children school?
>>246518Unironically Takahara or whatever that new kid's name is is kinda lighting a fire under Koga's ass, moreso at least then old man Futa. Also, new capcha: >New capcha>Have to do it twice>Have to do the old capcha now>Post Whew lads, 3 capchas just to post
>>246537>Can I get this kid medium rare?
>>246530He didn't win, he had four losses and only eleven wins.
>>246527>Baby Body Burger was the last properly done threadI warned you guys this would happen and now look
>>246522I really want to see the phenotypes that resulted in Koga
>>246545
>>246546>>246547>>246548We must preserve rare Japanese phenotypes
It just doesn't feel the same since he left.
>>246558Tbh the gyoji are all interchangeable and I cant tell how any of them do anything differently
>>246515>>246527It would be wise to use /sp/ full time instead, the bottom of the catalog includes threads that haven't had a reply in 20+ hours.
>>246562These threads wouldnt make it without me
>>246562It's better to be a big fish in a small pond than a small fish in a big pond. We should continue dominating /xs/ until we're given our rightful /sumo/ board. Origami gets a board, why not sumo?
>>246564xs stands for Xclusively Sumo
So far in the early stablemasters picks there's not only one nigga wasting his 'zuna pick on fucking Aonishiki, but someone putting it on Zak lmaoooooo.So far the Sato v Hosh pick split is 19 v 5.
>>246566I feel like 90% of people will have Onosato, Dan, WTK and Gonoyama
>>246561I really like the juryo gyoji that yells a lot and the one sanyaku gyoji that has a really loud hakeyoi
>>246569The crazy nigga who picked Aonishiki over Onosato has Takanosho as his lower Sanyaku pick. He's effectively picked Takanosho over Aonishiki and bet that both Yokozuna will have a garbage basho. Lmao I might remember this nigga's name and check up on his score. He's called Yamagona.But yeah, Onosato (22), WTK, and Gooneryama are popular picks (all at 11), with a good dose of KiriSHITma (10). Daieisho is at 14 picks. Dan (27) actually has more picks than Onosato right now which is wild since that basically means people are putting him over Onosato to yusho.
>>246566>Zak: oy vey muh knee heh heh heh, i'm totally injured for real. oh no looks like i'm gonna have to miss visiting turd world London and not training for a week and a half so i pose for selfies with Chris's cousins in jolly olde. >*spends all of october getting in shape while everyone else gets wimpier*zensho Zak show incoming.
I'm making my stablemasters picks now since the log in finally worked for the first time
>stables
>>246575umaaaaaa
>teru actually stands up and demonstrates moveshow will Futagoyama respond
>>246575It's not an inaccurate translation historically. Back when wrestlers were sponsored directly by daimyo, part of the sponsorship was that daimyo would set aside part of their estate holdings for sumo training. Both the toriteki's sleeping areas and the training dohyo would be located in an actual stable (cleared of animals obviously) while the sekitori were allowed personal rooms in the actual house.
>>246574Ganbare.
>>246577By eating too much, drinking heavily, and telling Roga to lead the morning practice. Oh Roga isn't here? Mita can do it, he's sekitori.
Reminder that Ochirsaikhan is going to be given the shikona of Asahifuji. And that Bukhchuluun is waiting in the wings to obliterate people. Some big prospects incoming. Ochirsaikhan would've joined Ozumo sooner but Teru held onto Isegahama's gaijin slot longer than expected. Pretty crazy to think that he was being held back by a Daiyokozuna.
>>246580>Koga, you have to *gestures vaguely* when your opponent gets the belt>Kotakiyama, stop losing to your younger brothers>New boy! Squat in the corner for the first six weeks!>You three, I want an early lunch today, stop practicing and go to the kitchen>Roga, however hard you try, I will always prefer Nabatame
>>246582He should start referring to Koga as Mienoumi. He'll either quit in shame or start getting real.
>>246581sumo has a new "the next big mong" every few weeks, nearly all of them end up being flops, the ones who turn out as well as katsu or chiyoshoma are rarities
>>246564Well don't come crying to me when someone gets pissed off that there are 27 sumo threads clogging up the board and we get forced to move to sp anyway.
>>246586nothing is "clogging up" the slowest board on 4chan
my picks > ur picks
>>246588>ShishiLet me guess. Slava Ukraini?
>>246389i would drink kirishima's rural mongolian sweat without any expectation of compensation and/or reward, so branded sake is a piece of cake
>>246589Did you pick Roga?
>>246587The fact that it is the slowest board is precisely the reason why it will clog it up. If you guys would stop thread warring and making a new thread at 300 posts we could be civilized, but no.
