>>252130
It’s not. The child martial art has to be BJJ, boxing, or Muay Thai.

I'd argue wing chun is the chud martial art. A shitload of internet arguing and pretending they're superior to everybody without ever really doing anything.

>>252144
I think they talk the most shit out of anyone relative to how much they never fight

>>252186
They also slap and it was a form developed by women, so the theory checks out.

TKD is fairly gay however. You ever watch it at the olympics? Just tiny thin gooks flaling pant legs at each other for contact with 0 power. Its like the flag football of martial arts.

>>252210
I can find things to respect about shit martial arts, some redeeming quality that makes them worthwhile

For TKD I am impressed by the flexibility and balance they cultivate. Even if it's not good for fighting the up side of physical fitness is always a good quality
I don't think I have anything nice to say about WC

>>252130
Matt Samurais here, just give in, and sleep