DAN EDITION >Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread >>252379
We should start stealing the /esg/ OPs using pics of Onosato doing kickflips
>>253212There is only one acceptable crossover.
This is the thread, btw.
Please remember to do the needful. Live at 8pm EST. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMSDSMF3YxQ
Back to Juryo for Haru.
>I have understood the core of my appreciation for sumo. It is not the athletics, nor is it the tradition. No, it is the sheer beauty of seeing how it is possible to sculpt the human body and turn it into an elegant and graceful object in the dohyo. Loading the rikishi up with chanko and rice to increase their mass, and then carefully working the human form into such a thing. And to then see the retired elders shed all of those pounds like tears in rain and assume a "normal" figure once again as if it had all never happened. It is sublime, to witness such control over the physicality of the great ape. Only a fool would dismiss them as merely fat. Yes, this is the essence of what gives sumo its mysticism.
>>253277
Holy shit even youtube's AI generated subtitles are in on the Horseryu meme
JSA is setting up the narrative where Horseshoe gets a career ending meniscus tear later this year if he can't yusho, if he can (he can't) then after he does he will take 6 or more months off to heal his knee
It is fairly surprising that Aminishki hasn't coached Dan into using henka against guys like Kinbozan, Onosato & Yoshinofuji who have strong fast aggressively forward moving attacks. If Dan henkas Yoshinofuji on day two then Yoshinofuji will think twice before going in at full force the next time they fight. Even if Dan loses he will eventually reap the reward of henkaing
Did Kankuro get a promotion? I don't remember seeing him do the matsuri before. I hope he doesn't pinch the offering.
Slava Ukrani nafobros! Dan will win the tournament and prove that Japan can be a multicultural society.
>>253325
>>253330>UchimusoThat's clearly a watashikomi attempt.
Reigning sumo champion Aonishiki greets former champion and current title challenger Onosato
sOON!
Hot take: Dan can't throw.
Trannytame won’t be back this basho. A true let down to all the lady boy sumo fans.
Kaki "The Japanese Dan" in action day 1 in his 1st makushita match
Oddsmakers have Dan as a stronger favorite on Day 1 than they do Horseshoe
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>>253353
Dan Sr. got a black eye
lol
I'm a newer fan. Is hakuho basically excommunicated now? Is he completely cut off from all things sumo?
>>254336He didn't want to face the penalties he was given so he voluntarily quit the Association.
Aminishiki is now the most famous and recognizable oyakata thanks to Dan
>>254346Naruto will always be the most recognizable. He's 12 feet tall and European.
>>254348Ajigawa is recruiting all the best talent, the days of Iseghama domination in recruiting are over. In 5 years there will be another situation in sanyaku/joi like back in the (Taka/Waka)nohana days with Dan fighting M7s because all the top guys are his stablemates
>>254354Who asked?
aonishiki traiing and his stableshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvaMtxAXmos
>>254348>Naruto will always be the most recognizable. He's 12 feet tall and European.This.
>>254346The new Chris mini-documentary on the Takanohana rebellion mentions Aminishiki's role loaning his kabu to one of the traitors. I wonder if they still hold that against him even though its almost two decades ago already
What if Chris-Chan was an elite sumo wrestler?
Isegahama will decline now that it is under the leadership of a fat fuck Mongoloid.
>>253379Is that a penis?
>>253319henka's are dishonorable, shame on your family for a 1000 generations
If stables had to fight each other, how would the rankings of the Isegehama makuuchi change
Isn't it possible for there to be a double Yokozuna promotion? Like in one basho, one ozeki gets strong JY and and the other gets a strong Y and then in the next basho the results are reversed. Has there been a double Yokozuna promotion before?
Has the ydc said anything about the Aonishiki’s run?
>>254386It's happened twice in the YDC era, the last time was 1970.
>>254386>>254402Actually, this is probably more helpful, isn't it?
>>254373Teru will probably recruit all the children of mong immigrants and maybe he will be able to fill out his talent pool that way, but you're probably right, Kakuryu isn't doing anything in terms of recruiting other than getting KiriSHITma and even Hakuho wasn't doing all that much even if he did manage to lure in a few decent Japanese prospects. Musashimaru also never pulled in the top talent, it seems that being a yokozuna doesn't go far in terms of recruiting if they aren't also Japanese
>>254394yes
Aonishiki Prime Timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idNSon09X5k
>>254407Is he... smiling?
>>254408Yes... and?
>>254409He lost on purpose. He threw the game so the Sumo Association can get faggot pro Ukraine press. It's all a scam. The fix is in.
>>254407>Onosato: Why can't I beat Horse? Dan beats Horse every time and I beat Dan every time so I should beat Horse too since I can beat Dan. Maybe I need to continue my completely predicable one dimensional form of sumo and never learn any technique other than 'be bigger than other guy and walk forward' and eventually I'll beat Horse if I do that
>>254410Retard.
kiwifarms has a great sumo thread. There is some really intelligent and insightful commentary.
>>254415Cool, you should go back there.
Jap PM announces that she will never present the prime minister's cup in order to avoid breaking sumo tradition https://news.web.nhk/newsweb/na/na-k10015040001000What the story doesn't mention is that she couldn't lift the cup anyway
>>254417Based. I wish more female politicians were like her.
The Rock-Paper-Scissors Trio
>>254417A female politician actually showing respect for tradition? Nah...can't be.
RIP
>>254424Black man
>>254425The American Ikazuchido
>>254424
>>254424Poor guy. Now his poor mother is all alone with no other kids or grandkids.
>>254427I don't watch MMA, is it normal to have that percentage of knockouts? Knockouts are much rarer in UFC
>>254430>American muscle manlet
>>254433UFC has pussy bitch rules compared to Japanese promotions, which Sentoryu fought in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFlKkwcd620
>>254438>ChrisYou've got good taste, I enjoyed that video, but watch out for the Chris-hating schizos, they always chimp out like total bitches whenever they see anyone posting links to Chris videos.
>>254405What did they say nigger
>>254440Chris is a whiny faggot, and so are you for simping for him.
Just watched the new Oyakata Channel video about Ajigawa, very entertaining, I liked how respectful they were to the yusho beef.
How good was Aminishiki?
>>254452He was exciting to watch because he would often employ le obscure technique meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx4hMXsZ9eQ
>>254456lol, get Hakuho'd
>>254452Bretty good. Had a lot of different kimarite and had a few longevity records.
>>254458Hakuho was 37-4 against Aminishiki.
Terunofuji's wrestlers have been smacking his successors left and right last basho and now he's having those successors be his dew sweeper and sword bearer in his retirement ceremony. Kind of a flex ngl
>>254460No, that's just how that works.
>>254459Which is more wins against Hakuho than Baruto or Tochinoshin had in the same amount of bouts against him.
Onosato's voice is not at all what I expected for him
>Aminishiki 5 - 10 Aoiyamalol
>>254464I feel the same about Ura. Incredibly uncanny.
>>254452Aminishiki was based af. Dude had a total of 135 basho, and only EIGHTEEN were fought outside of sekitori. He was an agent of chaos that could disrupt the ozeki and yokozuna if they were'nt on their A game.
Terunofuji's new hair looks like shit.
>>254466ura somehow ended up like a giant baby on testosterone
who was the blonde girl at the hair cutting?
>>254491Me.
>>254491found it, Ruriko Kojimahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pu-D4uU0qE&t=544s
holy shit wtf is this rofl
Does anyone have Asasuiryuu's last three matches from november?
>>254500>笑ノ富士Although desu you have to remember that his hair's been so long and pulled so tight in weird ways that it's bound to not want to settle down properly for a while.
Dan cut Terunofuji's hair after Horseshoe did, indicating that Dan is considered the higher ranking and more important wrestler of the two.
>>254497
>couldn't have a thread for the retirement of a truly great rikishi such a total lack of class and respectthis is why I don't post here anymore
>>254511He retired a year ago, the hair cutting ceremony is just for rich supporters. He's been retired long enough that he had time to nodowa Hakuho out of the JSA.
>>254511>great>terunopehe was mid, not dai.
>>254505
>>254511The only thing I’ll remember about him is how Hakuho owned the shit out of him for the zensho in his last basho.
>>254511>Terunofuji-oyakataWhen did Terunofuji become a kabu???
>>254519For about five months after his retirement until he secured the Isegahama stock.
What percentage of sekitori end up owning a kabu?
>>254519Yokozuna get temp status.
>>254519Yokozuna and ozeki both get grace periods (5 and 3 years respectively) where they can act as an oyakata under their ring name, before they're required to get permanent stock.
>>254525I assume ozeki don't have to retire at the rank for this?
>>254529Correct. Kotooshu retired at sekiwake and had the 3-year grace period before getting Naruto kabu just under a year later. That said, him and Tochiazuma are the only ozeki who have had to use this grace period since it was introduced.
>>254530How did Takakeisho not have to use it?
>>254531He got the Minatogawa stock.
>>254531He bought Minatogawa coin.
>>254531The previous Mintaogawa retired so his stock could be promised to Takakeisho when Keisho got demoted the last time. When it was obvious he wouldn't be able to make 10 at sekiwake for the re-promotion, he retired and was formally granted the stock.
Guess which one is Dan
>>254535The gay one.
>>254535Me on the left.
Hakuho was there
Doubt it.
>>254513The thread that was made immediately after Terunofuji retired was made by the Danspammer with a Dan image because he got a KK in juryo or some shit.
>>254505Is it really surprising given the meme face Teru gave Hosh?
>>254403>Taiho was part of a simultaneous yok promotionWhoa.
>>254566>Kashiwado was promoted on an 11-4 12-3JYThat's fucking disgraceful holy shit.
>>254501Symbolic because he is the Scissors to the Rock of Onosato and the Paper of Hosh.
Second week Asasuiryu was a wonder to behold. It was like Midorifuji during his red mawashi days. I'm not a juryo guy, but I'll definitely keep an eye on this guy in march.
>>254574>the Paper of Hosh.toilet paper
>>254584It can be whatever paper you prefer.
>2・8「日本大相撲トーナメント」フジテレビが生中継! 横綱大の里&豊昇龍、大関安青錦&琴桜ら豪華力士が勢ぞろい"Fuji TV will broadcast the "Japan Grand Sumo Tournament" live on February 8th! Yokozuna Oonosato & Toyonoryu, Ozeki Yasuseiki & Kotozakura and other impressive wrestlers will be on hand."How do I watch this?
>>254586Did they finally get over that scandal they had? I remember last year's never had a live broadcast, even streamed, because all of Fuji TV's sponsors pulled out.
This is the 3rd consecutive month Dan has been the cover of Sumo Magazine. Just goes to show how ignorant the anti-Dan trolls from Reddit are, even the Japanese professional sumo journalists are posting about Dan massively because he is having such a phenomenal run.
Lengthy & interesting interview with Kakuryu on the topic of the recently completed basho by the author of picrel book https://www.dailyshincho.jp/article/2026/02010702/?all=1
Maybe Dan is so strong because he can fully open his eyes.
>>254592There it is
>>254573Yeah, well... Asashio and Wakanohana were absolutely shitting the bed at the time.
How many of Chiyonofuji's bouts were fixed?
You shut your dirty whore mouth.
>>254595More than zero, but not enough that he wouldn't make yokozuna without them. The vast majority of match fixing is the "let my guy get his kachikoshi this basho and he'll return the favour next basho" kind. Even yakuza match fixing was spread across the banzuke to avoid suspicious results, instead of forcing one or a small number of guys.
>>254598Is Krejci a nickname for Aonishiki? Is this a metaphor?
>"Basketball players could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be basketball players anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his exposed fur. "I HATE BASKETBALL PLAYERS" he thought. Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed his (merited) fear of migrants after dark. "With a car, you could go anywhere you want" he said to himself, our loud.
Long article by Kaio criticizing Onosato's performance >his hips were too highhttps://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/5c068d102929fb188018a135e5a4385fbd178604
Going for my first sumo session as a total beginner and under 90kgIt said no experience necessary. Any advice?
>>254609
>>254592This would also explain why Hosh is so dogshit against Dan. Hosh uses glasses and I've read somewhere that he doesn't use contacts when he fights. Dan's white skin is so pale that the light that gets reflected off Dan's skin blinds Hosh to the point where he can't see when they fight. Think about it, in All Stables practice, Hosh got a winning record against Dan and the lighting there was shit.
>>254609Just get out there and perform your own brand of sumo
>>254609Do your chanko and eat your shiko
>>254617tldr
Futagoyama was only sad about Mita's injury because Mita was his best chance of winning that year's supply of alcohol prize.
>>254610>>254612>>254615Not helpful guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy59RSGKqYM
>>254611In all seriousness I've heard that he does use contacts, was that a lie?
Any gay men here? I just got into Sumo and it is my dream come true.
>>254624Excellent Chris video, well researched and topical
>>254633All Chris videos are excellent. No one else comes close to him in terms of Sumo coverage. He is the GOAT.
Dan's best bout in terms of his style of sumo?
>>254631Fuck off, faggot.
>>254643against 'zak last basho
>>254643Dan v Ura, London 2025.
>>254646it's definitely impressive to see him basically lean his torso forward all the way down and still not touch the ground, especially with the weight of someone 400 lbs.
>>254647That was fake
>>254643Dan's style is a moving target, he always keeps his opponents guessing, its only after a basho ends that the patterns start to become obvious. Last basho it was the retreating kubinage that defined him
>>254650It was, but Ura did a great job of selling it
>>253280Now that the horse is dead, how long til this fucker kicks the bucket and joins her in Paradise?
>>254609The key is to gambarize, Anon. You gotta gambarize!Also, if you don't move forward you may decide to pull and that's a biiiig mistake, the opponent will get right in your kitchen and you'll have no answer, that'll be all she wrote.
The biggest mistake amateur sumo make is in the tachiai. You're supposed to basically fall forwards while driving. That's why henkas are so effective even at the top level; falling forwards means you're fully commit. Most guys just stand up then walk forwards and push in amateur sumo. Don't do that.
>>254656>You're supposed to basically fall forwards while driving. That's why henkas are so effective even at the top level; falling forwards means you're fully commit.>Most guys just stand up then walk forwards and push in amateur sumo.Chances are the former is what causes the latter.
>>254657What, fear of being henka'd? Fuck off lmao, most amateur guys just don't know how to tachiai in the first place.
>>254658If henkas are so effective then they're going to train to avoid henkas, yes. They don't have crotchety old elders, commentators, and journalists telling them to go harder at the tachi-ai because it's more honorabu, amateur sumo doesn't give a fuck about anything except wins, so they train to avoid the easiest ways to lose. Amateur tournaments are also knockout, which means a single loss fucks you for the entire thing.
>>254659They don't train, shut the fuck up. Dan lost to a WTK henka. Are you going to tell me Dan is worse than an amateur fatso? Go away.
>>254659>If henkas are so effective then they're going to train to avoid henkas, yesHenkas are effective in pro sumo, less so in amateur sumo because there's no wrestler decided synchronous start in amasumo.
>>254661>there's no wrestler decided synchronous start in amasumo.Wait, what?
>>254664Once both touch their fists to the ground, the referee is the one who calls for the bout to start.
>>254664Because there are no weight divisions they let smaller wrestlers get a head start
>>254664That's why you see to many former college wrestlers pull a bunch of stalling bullshit at the tachiai.
Takakeisho & Endo will be doing the commentary for the Fuji TV sumo tournament on the 8th. Also Dan will be promoted to yokozuna if he wins
>>254661chat is this real?
>>254669Which bit?
>>254669Them starting when the ref says? Yeah, you don't wait for the slower guy to put both his hands on the clay, the ref just calls the start and that's when they charge.
The best Chris video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhN7OnW8XHs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_oZ32oPv_Y
>>254681>Teru performed a final dohyo-iri with Sato and Hosh as attendantsBased>His fat little shit of a son wore a tiny tsuna for it:3c
>>254669See for yourself https://www.youtube.com/live/JGbGxQkkd1w?si=fc3pLvJYWD0CBJi5
>>254668>Dan will be promoted to yokozuna if he winsit has always been a guaranteed promotion if he wins. the question has been how good of a jun yusho does he need to get promoted
>>254668The Fuji TV tournament is not a honbasho and has nothing to do with honbasho bazuke rankings, including yokozuna.
>>254691Going off the precedent of Hosh's promotion a dominant looking 13-2JY would suffice. There'd be riots if they didn't promote him on that.
Just made chanko for the first time, using frozen chicken and some mushrooms I found. This stuff really is as umai as they say.
>>254703Technically anything is chanko
>>254691>reading comprehension
>>254703>some mushrooms I foundHope you die. :3
>>254678Today's Chris video is always the best Chris video
>>254703https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Destroying_angelhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanita_phalloidesgg no re
>>254716Those both grow in limited regions and only fruit at particular times of year the environments they do grow in. >wikipedia Yeah, you know absolutely nothing about this topic and are now trying to pose as an expert by quoting the first link google gave you. You're a common ignoramus
You're an anus.
>>732222873
Dan throw bean
>>254783accepting beans from a gaijin is bad luck.
>>254656Amateurs don't start the way the pro's do exactly because they want to avoid the henka. The pro's in osumo want to straight blast the opponent out of the dohyo, but the amateurs just want to win.
>>254660nta, but you really should fuck off back to redddit with your retarded takes.
Good thread lads, while it lasted.
This is /xs/. This thread will be here for months.
>>254803>he doesn't know
>>254784Aonishiki is jewish, not goyim
>Aonishiki is jewish
>>254807I hate this scum fucking faggot. It should have been him who was kicked out of Sumo. Not Hakuho.
>>254809Seek help
>>254809Don't worry, they'll get rid of him when the time is right. Its child's play to engineer a heya abuse scandal and evict a mongoyakata from the JSA. My guess is that they're waiting to see how Seihakuho & nu-Asahifuji play out so they can take out two mongs with one stone like they did in the Gluekuseiho situation. Just be patient, they aren't going to lets some mong who names his kid Temujin stick around for too long.
>HakunofujiWhat a traitorous rat. May he never be well.
Imagine Terutsuyoshi at Setsubun
The bright shining star of sumo, Aonishiki The man in the shadows pulling the strings and calling the shots, Ajigawa
Official promotion for the June basho in Paris has begun
>Go to onsen and bathe with your favorite sekitori, now 20% off.imagine bathing with Zak
>>254819Abi would piss in the onsen and blame you for it
Dan looks impressed, what do you think is in the box?
>>254668Why wasn't he promoted after January like you said he would? Maybe because you're a fucking retard.
>>254818It's only a 2-day basho?
>>254821Beans
>>254822Are you retarded?
Now, when I come home from work, I slap my belly and then toss my clothes into the laundry basket. I try to do a toss like Terunofuji; his looks pretty badass.
>>254825Yes
>>254836He was talking about the FujiTV tournament. It obviously wasn't meant seriously.
>>254821https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt0spqQtMKg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgF0um3KUSsHoly shit guys did you hear the news??? Asashoryu has retired!Thank god Chris is here to give us the latest from the sumo world.
>>254845keep seething homo
>>254710>states obvious like its sumo sage wisdom
>>254821It’s little bags of roasted basedbeans. They are eaten for luck on setsubun, the traditional first day of spring.
>安青錦が大人気jealous?
1st round matchups have been announced for the Feb 8 sumo tournament.
>>254858What tournament is this?
>>25485950th edition of the annual Fuji TV one-day tournament. Not a honbasho so it doesn't count for banzuke.
Its over for HorseSHITryu https://www.sanspo.com/article/20260204-ZZ4BPZDCKBM7TNXQM4BHM36SSA/>He suffered a left knee injury, finishing with only 10 wins.>He says "I will not start training sumo until after I get to Osaka. I'm taking this month off to heal" >His weight is down 2kg from losing muscle due to no exerciseAlso Asanoyama reportedly had been drinking and eating late into the night and as a result his blood pressure was 150/90 mmHg
>>254860Everyone is friends with Ouhou.
>>254862>Asanoyama reportedly had been drinking and eating late into the night
>>254858>Kinbozan v ShishiAre you ready for clownsumo kino?>>254863That perpetually open cut on his head has probably made him blood brothers with half of Makuuchi by now.
>>254862>Also Asanoyama reportedly had been drinking and eating late into the night and as a result his blood pressure was 150/90 mmHgI fucking love Asanoyama.
>>254857There was a big article out about Agora yesterday because he was 6-1 and is going to get promoted to makushita.
>>254871That's great. I hope everyone at Ajigawa is taking inspiration from Dan to do their shiko and eat their chanko. And take steroids while lifting heavy.
>>254862>I'm taking this month off to healThe laziest creature in Japan is the mong yokozuna
how many records is dan breaking in march if he wins? kind of crazy to imagine
>>254876>Least Makuuchi bashos to reach Yokozuna1) Dan - 72) Onosato - 93) Wajima - 15
>>254877There are three yokozuna to reach it in 7 or fewer basho from their makuuchi debut.
>>254878In the modern era?
>>254879Didn't say "in the modern era"
>>254880Standards were non-existent prior to it, and information is sketchy at best. Go look up Hitachiyama.>We know when he won his 8th yusho>Just don't ask us about his first 7Next you're going to tell me about Yokozuna Raiden who was 20 feet tall and won 194 yusho in just three years.
>>254881Not part of the statement
>Haters gonna hate.
>>254870
>>254859The February Basho
https://www.dailyshincho.jp/article/2025/12220442/?photo=4
>>254862>150/90how does he not have an aneurysm in the ring
>>254893That's not too bad for being 170kg. BP over 180/100 is more serious territory.
>>254862How does metric blood pressures translate to American?
Dan visiting Koto ward mascot Kotomi-chan to receive congratulations.
https://hochi.news/articles/20260205-OHT1T51100.html>Ozeki Aonishiki from Ajigawa stable underwent a medical checkup on the 5th at the Ryogoku Kokugikan in Sumida Ward, Tokyo.Dan's weight is up by 1kg and his height is up by 1mm>While most sumo wrestlers showed strained expressions during the blood draw, the 21-year-old Ozeki remained calm and composed.H I N K A K UINKAKU
>>254926His experience from sharing dirty krokodil needles coming in handy.
Compare Dan's unconcerned hinkaku >>254929to Horse closing his eyes and trying to ignore the press and imagine he is somewhere else like a total pussy. >>254862
Yeah ok baiting retardThis is what a REAL sumo wrestler looks like
Chris https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjVSPQgf9Xk
>>254935Reminds me of those pictures of Onokuni but twice the size for whatever reason.
>>254929serene and tranquil
The guests tomorrow on Fuji TV's daytime live program "Pokapoka!" (Monday-Friday, 11:50 AM) will be Ozeki Aonishiki, who won the January Grand Sumo Tournament for his second consecutive yusho, and his stablemaster Ajigawa oyakata as well as Oshima oyakata. They will discuss what inspired Aonishiki to start sumo wrestling, and Ajigawa oyakata will reflect on the time he almost refused to join a sumo stable. A delicious potato dish from Aonishiki's hometown in Ukraine will also be featured.How do I watch this?
>>254934Chris is now using AI to do his own voiceovers instead of doing them himself. Chris might not even be alive anymore for all we know. You can hear the AI making pronunciation mistake that a real native English speaker would never make in the first few seconds of that video. >proveninstead of the common mistake that is correctly pronounced >"prooven"or the correct >provedpronounced "prooved"
wimpy retarded looking four eye'd midget loser nerd joins sadogatake
Japanese women are enthralled with Dan
Blue cocktails have become trendy in Tokyo as a consequence of Dan's overwhelming popularity
Japanese guy who was good in high school sumo tried to make it in American football, didn't make it and now wants to come back and join a sumo stable, but he is already 24 years old. Need it or sneed it?https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/bea7753018dc7e66e79fb4679b58739246757c81
>>254959Amateur yokozuna in university, so he gets the extra two years before the age limit kicks in. September is his last chance to join sumo. He also has a sponsorship contract with WWE.
>>254959>didn't make itKWAB
>>254959If his hatsu dohyo isn't next month (highly doubtful), then he'll be the second oldest to join pro sumo since the age limits were changed in the early 90s. The only one older would be Kogomaru a few years ago, who spent five years without even making it past jonidan.
Dan is the first ever homosexual to make Ozeki.
>>2549221:1
>>254951That's just Nabatame's sister.
Dan haters be all triggered as a bitch lol. Get ready for another decade and a half or so of Dan dominating sumo while these little cunts moan and cry about it all day errrrry day
>>254972You sure?
>>254978That doesn't look like a regulation Dohyo
>>254959>Didn't make itWhy? Too short? Small hands? Other guys we're seven feet tall? Never had the makings of a varsity athlete?
>>254983Injury, coach primate, etc.
>>254978Asanoyama would love nothing more than to be in these JAVs.
>>254976It all makes sense now...
>>254976which program is this?
>>255001jisho
Your thoughts on the usage of AI in sumo?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZf3zUcAnaQ
>>255001https://jisho.org/
>>255003>sumo should use AIIs there a desperate need for fancy autocomplete in physical activity?
>>255006>invest trillions in a server farm to make computer generate "aaaaahhh" noises every time yoga loses
https://www.daily.co.jp/general/2026/02/06/0019990728.shtml>Aminishikihenkas are just a small subset of his corny humor lineup
Is it possible for a torinaoshi to result in another torinaoshi? Has it ever?
>>255014Yes. Yes. Forget when but I remember it happening in the top division years ago.
>>255014>>255015https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJviILzz06QOf course it's fucking Ura, why wouldn't it be
>>255007
>>255014Yes. When you run hundreds of matches a day for two weeks, every two months, stuff like that has happened many times.
>>255016Desu Hiradoumi being in the double torinaoshi isn't THAT big of a shock either. He's a super energetic fighter almost on par with Ura.
How much longer before Horseryu wins a basho as yokozuna?
>>255023He could never win one and still wouldn't be the worst ever. To stay with Kakuryu he needs to win one by July. (Although really that was Kakuryu's second, so .... ?)
>Three 12+ results with two of them being playoffs>His following 10-5 being the same result as OnosatoImagine acting like a faggot over this.
For real. Hoshoryu sat out 15 matches over the past year and was still fourth in wins for Makuuchi.
>>255026A chunk of the matches he fought were done while injured. A healthy Hoshoryu would shred the joi into ribbons.
>>255026forfeiting matches is the same as losing. being too lazy and incompetent to maintain physical fitness isn't some sort of legit excuse to dodge opponents.
>horseSHITryu's all time greatest basho performance was coming in 2nd place to 8-7man Zakkwabamongoty
>>255026Actually tied for 2nd with Aonishiki if you count playoff wins, and if you don't then he was only 1 back of Aonishiki and tied for 3rd with Kirishima.
>>255034Huh?
Woke nonsense starting
>>255038fag
>>255038MY HERO!!
Um... a lot of uh.. historically accurate onna-zumo at the Hakuho cup. Huh...
Tsuridashi? ;_;
>>255035"Over the past year." It is currently 2026. The past year is 2025.
>>255045No.
>>255045That will never be how that works. Past year means the past 6 basho.
>>255047If you mean past 6 basho then say past 6 basho. The word "year" has a meaning in English. Learn it if you're going to post on an English-language website.
>>255048Yes, and in English, the past year means the past 365 days. The previous year means the days of the current year minus 1. If I meant calendar year I would have said calendar year.
>>255048Retard.
>>255049A year is a year, you can't say it's only half.
>>255051I never did.
>>255048>>255051Retard
>>255051What breed of stupid are you?
lol, there's a Ukrainian kid on ring C that's just bear hugging dudes and trying to body them out of the ring.
>>255035>horse isn't any better than m2 shitter wakatakaKOGAimagine calling yourself yokozuna and you're not even measurably more successful than a joi level nobody.meanwhile Dan is breaking every record in the good, thats what real championship level sumo looks like
Is he bored yet?
Who?
>>255051I laughed, anon
A wild Baruto appeared!
>>255076lol, he didn't like the henka.
Neat panel.
>>255078them legs is skinnier than takerufuji's
>>255079Yeah well, old man is old, lol. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_U_t_HvJJIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z31vZcE1VPc
>>255054Don't you fucking disrespect TJ yoshi like that
This escalated quickly!
>>255081I had to look up who that was, and now I agree with you. I should have not disrespected him like that. I should have also called his mother a whore.
>>255082them little kids is more likely to yusho before horseSHITryu does again
Sugoi!
Good day to be a future manlet.
>>255086>>255088who is the guy sitting to Hoshs left ? They seem close
>>255089Lesbian life partner.
>>255091That's Kirishima. I assume that guy is a Mong too. Childhood friend maybe.
>>255094He's not, you're just illiterate.
>>255092>>255094My apologies, I should be asleep, please accept this kiri.
If I understood correctly, the kid who just won the 12-15 y/o division is straight up named Temujin. I look forward to his inevitable roping.
>Mr Barto is from Estonia. >>255098Really? They sure said his name a lot for losing, lol.
They really should have hired a translator who knew fucking anything about sumo, lol
>>255099I think I might be having a stroke
There's literally someone translating for the translator.
Those little boys are totally dominating those lady rikishi.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH WOMEN ON THE DOHYO WHAT THE FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOO JSA BROS THEY MOCKING OUR 10MILLION YER OLD RITUAL SOMETHING MUST BE DONE ABOUT THIS
Pretty sure Baruto completely eliminated that kids chance of reproducing with that wedgie. That looked painful, lol.
>>255104They are helping pave the way for Olympic sumo, which would give retards like you more to meme about. I don't see how it could be a drawback.
>>255106>I don't see how it could be a drawback.because more people would flood it and it would be forced shitty like everything else. I don't want it to become massively popular, I want it to stay the way it is.
Every banzuke changes sumo forever. It can never stay as it is.
>>255106>>255107Its fine if Hakuho genuinely cares about women sumo. Right now its seems like he only wants women in sumo so he and his organization can be in olympics.
>>255108don't pull that "no man steps in the same river twice" shit on me, you know exactly what I mean, don't play retarded
>>255110I do know what you mean, and I think you're immature as fuck for meaning it.
>>255111>and I think you're immature as fuck for meaning it.while I obviously disagree I respect your opinion
>>255112Good chat.
Anyone know if USA is in the team event, and if so, which dohyo cam they're on?
I need a Report Of The Week where he reviews a stable's chanko
>>255082League of villains t NSK
Dude... there is so much sumo broship going on in this team final. It's wild.
>>255120
>>255117An episode where he recreates what's cooked in a slop video then reviews that would suffice.
Sumo just simply won't work as an Olympic sport. Hakuho needs to give it up.
I like the idea of sumo at the Olympics purely because sumo could've been performed in ancient Greece. Fuck all this nuOlympics trash like BMX and fucking breakdancing. The Olympics lasts 16 days. That's long enough for qualifying wrestlers to do a fight at day the same way it's done in honbasho.Honestly the biggest hurdle sumo faces for the Olympics is drug testing lmao.
>>255128You realize you're talking about an event that features competitive horse dancing, right? It would work just fine.
>>255131karma for his sodomite ways
>>255131Where are the gyoji and the yokozuna? That spot should be cleansed with salt and shiko
>>255134They literally just need a small carpet.
>>255129>sumo could've been performed in ancient GreeceIs this where someone daring enough will start the argument for sumo versus pankration?
>>255134The leg he slipped on is numb from the knee down. Somehow I think it probably wasn't the floor.
>>255097There won't be any more mong zunas for a while, Dan's presence will prevent their rise. Check back in 2040 or so and maybe you'll get to see the next one
>>255112>while I obviously disagree I respect your opinionlmao sissy suck wimp faggot KEK
>>255143My yokozuna
Atamifuji posted cringe
>>255086Hosh's reaction to the throw is great.
>>255088Why is this kid crying?>>255097>If I understood correctly, the kid who just won the 12-15 y/o division is straight up named Temujin.That's Terunofuji's three-year-old son. He's already got a tsuna, >>254681
Dan announced in a recent interview that at January basho he took Hosh's lunch money and shoved him into his locker
My left elbow has had a sore spot for about a month. I wonder if I caught Hosh's bone chips...
>>255151>Why is this kid crying?Because he has a fucking buzzcut at age 8, the rest of his class probably clowns on him daily.
>>255088Kakuryu's reactions to things are the best. Someone post him pissing himself from that guy taking a run up at Dewanojo.
>>255158Atami or Tamawashi... who would I rather go on a date with...
Who do you think are the top 5 most popular rishikis? Wakamotoharu is 6th and Horse is 7th
>>255160My guess is as follows Dan Onosato Abi Zak Ura
>>255160Dan, Ura, Zak, FujiDunno about the last one, I'm just trying to go off cheer volume. Maybe WTK?
>>255162I doubt wakatakakoga is more popular than his brother, koga is shorter and lower ranked
>>255163Tamawashi then.
It's crazy how often my filter for "wakatakakoga" gets triggered.
>>2551601. Shishi2. Oshoma3. Ryuden4. Kinbozan5. Roga
>>255165stfu ichyamaoto
Dan says "I want to expand my weight as much as possible"https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/b09e01fa95c56effe9f60f3591109a3954df62fa
>>255168It's crazy how often my filter for lower case letters at the start of posts gets triggered.
>>255174you are very easily and often triggered, if you were better able to control your emotional trigger responses you wouldn't have to spend so much of your life in a state of enragement
>>255138It's both
>>255160How is wakamotoharu 6th? I'd assume that Wakatakakage would be the more popular bro
>>255151>Why is this kid crying?He won his division's yusho with that bout I believe, someone can correct me if I'm wrong. For how young they are, a lot of the youngins showed damn good sumo.
>R*ddit analysis of Atamifuji's hatsu basho>His lower body was weakLet me guess, he needs to do his shiko? Fucking lmao these retards can't accept that sometimes shit happens.
How come theres no new Chris video today?
>>255186For real? Disgusting lack of hinkaku if so, he should be stoic and unmoved by victory.
There was supposed to be some 1 day tournament today right? Does that start soon? Are any of the common channels going to stream it?
large sushi
>>255195That site's video player never works for me, I turned off add blockers and stuff but it still doesn't play anything or even show a video player after logging in
>>255193It's exclusive to Fuji TV, so the channels that stream NHK or Abema would need to find figure something else out just for a one-day tournament.
All of these little girls grab the belt and try to lever each other by it exclusively. There's one chubby girl doing Oshi-zumo and she's crushing everyone
>>255200look at all the tickets they sold, theres more mong ex-yokozunas watching this shit than there are paying customers. I doubt the IOC is going to be too impressed, hakuho falling flat on his flat face
>>255202The seats right in view of Ring A are very unpopular, probably because of that big sign obstructing the action. There are more viewers off to the sides.In any case, this is at like 11:00 in Japan and the event goes on until 5:30 pm, so it's a sort of sandanme situation
>>255205 nice cope
>>255200>Hakuho absolutely out of focus in the background but you can clearly tell anyway how smugly satisfied he is
>Still seething about Hakuho
>>255205Hakuho's ego doesn't allow him to be out of camera during the main action, and insists that since everyone should be looking at him that's where the biggest sponsors should be, resulting in a blocked view that limits the number of viable spectator seats and looks terrible on camera. Absolute clown show, stupid shit like this is why they were right to kick him out. He never should've made yokozuna to begin with due to his lack of hinkaku.
Landed right on her head, wandered concussed off the dohyo, refs called a torinaoshi, and she *won*...
How high up the banzuke do you think these guys could go?
>>255151>Why is this kid crying?Joy, you soulless hag.
>>255190Fag
>>255202>tickets
>>255206It's a free children's tournament you fucking idiot.
>>255214lol
>>255215In a different era, perhaps.
>>255221
>>255215Not far, I recon. I went to a sumo exhibition a little bit ago that was doing some kind of coop thing with the local sports teams, they invited some of the football players to see if they could out-push the rikishi at the tachi-ai. They would get a good hit but after a step or so the rikishi didn't move at all and then bulldozed them back over. I forget who it was even though it was only a few months ago.I think there is a big difference in the explosive hit of a tachiai vs a football tackle, it's like a 3-inch punch vs a full jab.
English translator lady is cute af
Dan looking GOOD
>>255089If I'm seeing this right, he's competing today. His name appears to be Batman.
lol, Batman won the mini tourney against Yarden but then just got destroyed by an out of shape Baruto.
>>255215wtf stupid competition is this? who signs up to run full speed at another guy to break your shoulder slamming into him?
nEW>>255236>>255236>>255236
>>255229right wing australians do this instead of kicking jeets out
>>255217joke evader
