DAN EDITION>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread >>253238
1st for KUSANO!
Hosh finally won something! :D
That's actually neat that Yarden is there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GaSMKX3ito>Oshima helping out with the cookingHe seems like such a cool guy. I'm glad he's head of the YDC now.
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>>255238>1st for KUSANO!404 Rikishi not found.
Hakuho is the Reddit Yokozuna. Women belong in the kitchen not in the dohyo.
I like women.
lmao the dan haters are so intensely angry and they're going to be like this until 2040
>>255257>Doctor Hoshoryu, I'm Yokozuna
HorseSHITryu won the FujiTV tournament.How come he wins every fake and gay staged tournament but when it comes to real yusho competition he can never win?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivVVtAe5xBk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7R8DIJTKu8
>>255262If DanyLOL can't win the FujiTV tournament, he's not yokozuna material. Simple as.
>>255249He will always be Kusano.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR7Ix8aFjSM
>>255236Yarden has a strong tachi-ai, I'll give him that. But overall it doesn't really seem like his pro sumo dream is at all realistic.
getting tickets for this march basho was even more brutal this time compared to last year. i'm blaming dan.going to post some photos i took during last year's osaka basho
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>>255275
>Kotoeiho is back in MakuuchiI wonder if he's any good at sumo yet or if he's still just the shiko guy.
>>255276
>>255278>sex with the ice cream vendor
>>255278she was very much aware of what she was doing
>>255277He needs to invent the shiko henka, at the tachiai he steps slightly to one side then leans over to that side and quickly lifts his other leg straight up, dodging his competitor as he flys past and out of the ring
>>255280>Oh my God is that Takarufuji?>I'm gonna need to be barefoot for this one
>>255272Here we can see a Koto giving birth out of his eiho.
>>255280
>horseshitryu wins another nothingburger meme tournamentThey have to be fucking with him at this point, right?
>>255291
https://www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/2026/02/09/articles/20260208s00005000474000c.htmlomg omg omg omg holy shit roflmao XDdid the JSA make him say this? did the YDC put him up to it?
>>255297Oshima would never.
>>255271Yeah we got the "lol it's a 50/50 whether you have a ticket or not, you'll find out in a week" message rom the ticket seller yesterday.
>>255291Tell those other faggots to try. See >>255264
Obligatory "how would one of these guys do as an NFL offensive lineman?" in honor of the Patriots winning the Owl.
What is the ref shouting all the time during the match ?
>>255318Nokotta. He's telling them that no one has stepped out and the match is still ongoing.
>>255318Japanese variations of "push you fat fuck"
>>255304Onosato would injure anyone in front of him for 5 seconds before gassing out and failing every drug test within 50 yards of him without even taking them.
>>255304>how would one of these guys do as an NFL offensive lineman?They’d probably have an easier time transferring their skills to something like nose tackle, but in general, it probably wouldn’t take long to get them acclimated to the sport.Sumo wrestlers simply don’t have the conditioning to play football though. They’d be exhausted after a single set of downs.The heaviest player in the NFL ever was an OT for the Lions about 20 years ago who was 6’6” and 410lbs, Aaron Gibson. (He also ran a 5.3 40 yard dash) The Bucs signed some guy who weighed around 450lbs but the guy never played and is currently trying to cut weight to get back on the field.The heaviest player currently is the Ravens’ guard Daniel Faalele at 380lbs. but he’s also 6’8”.
>>255301buysumotickets? idk why jsa fucked him over, they just hate gaijins. sucks especially hard because you dont find out if you got one until later. can't just get a ticket the normal way afterwards
Does Kotoeiho do those really wide shiko in practice, or just when he's in front of an audience?
>>255344Just in front of an audience. One bash, Osaka 18 I think day 3-5ish, he just decided to try it and found he could spontaneously do it. He's a really inspiring person.
>>255346I assume you typed the year wrong given he debuted in 22. That's amazing though, some people are just built different. Fukuzaki/Fujitensei also has some good shiko, hopefully he can fill the void Kotoeiho leaves
>>255297Horse is actually now claiming to have "won a championship as yokozuna" because he won that staged bullshit FujiTV exhibition?If fake non-basho tournaments count then why didn't he claim to have won a championship after the London event and put the controversy to bed way back then?KWABAMYOTY
>Random Japanese youtube video of Onosato's debut basho>Post 大の里すごい!横綱になるかな as a dumb comment>Get a like from the channel:3c
Theres a new Chris in town 191 cm, 166 kg Filipino university sumo star Li-Bill Christopher will be makushita tsukedashing in May with Shishi's stable
>>255363His skull is large enough that he might quality as an ogre. Confirmed ogres are Onosato, Fujiryoga, and Kazuma.
Any anon got the Kotozakura belly pepe? I lost it, and it was my favorite pepe.
>>255374That hairline isn't looking good for someone that young...
https://pinzuba.news/articles/-/13885?page=1Takanohana accuses Horseryu of match fixing
one day sumo tournament on valentines day on a heart shaped dohyo
>>255377>People still give a shit about T*kerufuji>>255379With the finals being Atamifuji v Tamawashi.
>>255374Dan is really putting on weight, holy fuck.
>>255384His weight is up 1kg from his previous weigh in two months ago. His diet is way too much meat, he needs to start eating more retarded carbs like rice and pasta if he wants to get his weight up to Gagamaru levels
>>255262Hoshartyu wins fake tournaments because he is only retard going tryhard, the rest are having shits and giggles.
>>255349No, I was mocking you.
If elbows are legal why don't they do hard muay Thai elbows to the face?
>>255396Raising your elbow exposes your belt. If they survive it, you're getting yorikiri'd.
>>255396Because sumo isn't a combat sport and nobody liked that Hakuho did it.
>>255396The Japanese don’t like making rules because then that means that everyone has to be embarrassed when someone breaks the rules.So they all just agree without saying as much that they’re not going to color outside the lines.Bringing up an elbow in your tachiai is fine, Takayasu does it all the time. Smashing it your opponent’s face is frowned upon because it suggests that you’re unsure of your own brand of sumo.
>>255402It's frowned upon because your opponent is supposed to hit the clay because you forced them to, not because they're unconscious.
>>255402>it suggests that you’re unsure of your own brand of sumo.this gets more weight than Western viewers appreciate. even rikishi who don’t fight for their preferred grip are viewed with suspicion. (i.e. they’ve no preference for migiyotsu or hidariyotsu)
>>255403Yet you can slap them unconscious
>>255402Just make elbow strikes illegal then ffs
>>255409It's easier to shout at a rikishi when he gets too close to the line rather than having to over regulate everything and take a hard yes/no judgement every time it happens.
>>255408Face slaps are just tsuparis to the head, noob
>>255160The identity of the 3rd most popular sumo wrestler has been revealed
>>255402Sumo has plenty of rules. Not as overregulated as MMA, but there's ten different fouls that result in disqualification, most of which because they don't want sumo wrestlers literally killing each other.
BTW thats Ura in 4th and Onosato in 5th for all the illiterates here. I predict Abi in 2nd place and Dan in 1st
Ajigawa eat
>>255244what's yarden's end game?
>>2554262 - Wakatakakage 1 - Takayasu
>>255433Takayasu is a good shout actually. I'll go for 2) Takayasu, 1) Dan.
Tried amateur sumo the other day and had trouble managing my breathing during sparring. I feel like I held my breath the whole time.I have a little experience in bjj and wrestling and can manage my breathing there... But sumo was so fast and over so quickly it feels like you don't even get a chance to breathe. Am I doing it wrong?Should I be taking short sharp breaths? Shouting "oss" when pushing?>Inb4 just fucking breathe
>Pssht pssht pssht pssht
>>255439Lmao he has a Gigachad face.
>>255439Is that a young Ura in the back?
>>255426>Ichiyamamoto 3rdHow
>>255439Based Locomotive/Broomsweeper
>>2554262 has to be Takayasu, as for 1 I have no clue honestly.
>>255441No. They fought each other twice in 2016 (same tournament actually), but ura didn't have a topknot yet.
>>255445Broom. Trains say dodesukaden.
>>255444>Former office worker known for having a great sense of humour and is a decent Makuchi rikishi on top of itIt's easy to see why desu. #1 is 100% Dan, but #2 could be any one of Takayasu, Enho, Kotozakura, or even Asanoyama because of his comeback story.
>>255396Sumo is a "treat me how you wish to be treated" sport, so if you're doing stupid shit like elbowing motherfuckers to the face, you're going to have motherfuckers elbowing you to the face, which means you're going to get injured and sent down the ranks as a result of missing out on basho in order to heal.
>>255436Just fucking breathe. Dipshit.
>>255449I thought Ichi was a mailman?
>>255426Horseshoeryu, a yokozuna, in last placeKWABAMY
>>255452I heard he was a public sector office worker.
Which one would you fuck?
>>255457Hakuho.
>skinny tochinoshin lörs onions?
Its been almost a whole week without a new Chris video and I'm starting to get worried about the guy. He never goes this long without making new content except during bashoes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkNFbyfmKV8Reminder of kino.
This faggot is the Clippy of the sumo world.
>>255459>38yr old malefucking hell, I look like a gen z smooth skinned manchild compared to him.
>>255466He looks like he's just gone through chemotherapy.
>>255459this man is no less than 50 years of age
>>255462I fucking hate all who have to insert their own faces in some way to anything
>>255449>>255454Worked at a Town Hall in the Education department. He was always doing/coaching sumo at the same time though.
>>255450>treat me how you wish to be treated
>>255441Looks like it.
>>255488Was Takatoriki always mean bastard? I remember him giving the looks to both Akebono and Konishiki on shikiri-sen
>>255492he was only mean to those that weren't fixing bouts like him
>>255459>SkeletonoshinJFC
>>255488This is the true meaning of fatslap
>>255498>Honenoshin
>>255498He's opening a restaurant for a reason
He looks normal and you're only being weird about it because you know what he looked like before.
>>255504His pointy face always looked weird to me.
>>255457Why is she holding MRE?
>>255508That's MSG to add to her beya's sloppa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0FsRzeGjrcHe's such a dork.
>>255508It's some sort of digestive supplement iirc. Probably a sponsor prize.
>Roga's original shikona had the family name ChikaraThat's so fucking gay.
>>255512Retard.
>>255513>They will always call you a retard>But they will never tell you WHY you are a retardOy gevalt.
>>255516>family nameDouble retard.
>>255512What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
off season /sumo/ is pretty much dead since that one brit got permab&
>>255529You say that like it's a bad thing, maybe we will get back to some semblance of being able to talk about shit.RIP Sumo Historian Anon, you will be missed. Reminder he only left when people started shitting all over.
>>255529The anti-Danners all ragequit /sumo/ after Dan became the sports overwhelmingly dominate figure. They enjoyed shit talking him when he was "only" putting up 11 wins every basho, but now that he is taking home all the cups and is rewriting the record books in a way that even Hakuho was unable to all the h8ers can't say shit anymore, so they all just gave up.
>>255532Moreso just got tired of all the cock polishing you do. The only rikishi I come close to hating is Stand, and at least the people who were fans of him would banter about it and also not spam every single fucking thread every three fucking postsYou know this, I know you do, and you're just being an obnoxious faggot because either you're genuinely homosexual and Dan is your unicorn, or you're deliberately trying to make a good thread and community on this godforsaken website worse
Hiradoumi announced that he is quitting sumo to focus on volleyball
>>255531I miss Historianon ;__;
>>255531Anyone who gets upset at weak shitposting in slow threads probably wasn't cut out for 4chan anyway.
>>255546Yeah sure, now explain how going from a slow off basho thread with light hearted shitting compares to a large increase in post per day of mostly bait, arguments about nothing, and dan posting.>it's just 4chanGet fucked, the occasional collections of people able to discuss something they all actively enjoy is something that occurs less and less on this site over the years because of mentalities like that.>>255540I don't see him defending at the net but in a scramble at the back he definitely has the explosive speed.
>>255550You must be looking at different threads than the rest of us, there is no malicious spamming, trolling, or derailing, it's as you said, light hearted shitposting and poking fun.You take shit too seriously and frankly are more annoying than someone posting a silly danpost.
>>255554Ok buddy
>>255532Hoshoryu zensho'd the most recent tournament, while Danya still can't past "okay ozeki" scores even when he yushos, so Danya is still a step below Hoshoryu.
>>255554>
So what you're saying is all I have to do is fry some meat and veggies, then throw in stock and I have chanko?
>>255555glad we understand, relax and be jolly
>Tatsunami posting videos from 4 months agoFutaGOYama 2 month old videos were already annoying.Common Tatsunami L I guess...
>>255564No. We're saying you can skip the frying bit.
>>255564In practice, because sumo wrestlers have made chanko every single day since 1909, what you're really getting with proper chanko is the sum total of all that knowledge passed down about what exact proportions of ingredients work best together. Any attempt at making it by a formal recipe will end up underwhelming.
My MFW when the Danposter posts about Dan
>>255578>what you're really getting with proper chanko is the sum total of all that knowledge passed down about what exact proportions of ingredients work best togetherGod I wish I had that clip of Koga microwaving chicken nuggets.
>>255585Futagoyama branched out recently, and I don't think he brought any middle-aged chanko masters with him. Koga and friends are the founding generation of the stable and haven't had anyone to learn from.
>>255585A century from now rikishi will be eating perfectly microwaved chicken nuggets based on Koga's cooking.
Controversy in Japan as Russian restaurants rebrand as Ukrainian in order to capitalize on proto-yokozuna Dan's overwhelming popularity.
>>255588rosya perishes...
Dan confirmed as the most popular sumo wrestler, Yoshinofuji comes in 2nd place. Forgettable and unimpressive yokozuna HorseSHITryu in last place KWABAMBOTY
Exciting new details about the circumstances which resulted in Dan's mid-basho mawashi change https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/04bd97b5b84c58a0a8f8bf8a14c8de1125f03d1a
>>255592Can't believe he publicly shit himself in front of the Emperor, what a disgrace.
>>255592>>255593He blamed his diarrhea on his stablemate's cooking? Dude, you shit your mawashi. He should own up.
https://www.instagram.com/p/DUkYB17AWmE/Dan goes to the same gym as Mita
>>255588I hope they reach out to Roga for comment.
>>255592okay so you spent thousands of dollars on a fat guys silk loinclothwhatever happens has happened, so they got it back from them due to a falling out.What the fuck do they do with it now? Get someone else to wear it? Sell it on ebay to the danfag? Just seems like a lose lose situation why take it back just for spite?
>>255597They'll be able to donate it to the Kokugikan sumo museum after Dan makes yokozuna.
No rikishi has ever won back to back yusho without making Yokozuna at some point in their career.
Raiden
What about him?
I know using the shikona of previous rikishi of note without permission is verboten but I really want someone dominant to change their shikona to Raiden at some point. Imagine if Dan crushed March and announced it on rope promotion.
>>255600Horseshoe will never win back to back yushoes. He has never even won two in consecutive years.
>>255605Hoshoryu has gone back to back 12+ wins twice, once as Ozeki and once as Yokozuna.Onosato has also gone back to back 12+ wins twice, once as Ozeki and once as Juryo.
>>255592>>255597A sponsor wanted it back? Is that it?
>>255592#poopbelt
Hoshoryu looking like someones middle management dad>>255297>>255361hes just saying thst hes happy he won this tournament as a yokozuna because the last time he won that tournament was when he was an ozeki stillhe might think it of it as like a confidence booster that hes still good an capable of winning.
>>255610this says they wanted it back because they cut ties with Ajigawa, who says if there's a beef now it's unclear what it's about... which pretty much sounds like lip service or it's something personal or something, who fucking knows.
>>255615Or just a mistranslation. Either way who cares? Dan gets to fight while sharing the ball sweat of his master and can trivially afford a new mawashi if he wanted one.
>>255600False, it has happened 118 times in the 6-basho era.
>>255618Name me these 118 rikishi who won back to back yusho without being Yokozuna at some point in their career.
>>255617His fanclub by now can probably afford an entire workshop to make him a new one for every day of the basho. It's just that your master's ball sweat is a great power buff
>>255620I said it happened 118 times, not that 118 rikishi did it. 96 different rikishi have done it in the 6-basho era. 30 of them alone are still active, including Aonishiki (who's now done it twice).
Aminishiki's mawashi was purchased for him by the Iseghama supporters club and then Dan wore it to wreck Atamifuji in the playoff.
>>255622I'm not sure if you know that "back to back" means "two in a row". What country are you from?
>>255624>I'm not sure if you know that "back to back" means "two in a row".That is exactly what I am referring to.
pedants > non pedants
>>255625You're just saying stupid shit because you're an ESL who doesn't know English. How's the weather in Hyderabad?
>>255628I accept your concession
>>255628Retard.
>>255623kek as funny as that would be did anyone actually think Atami would be in the running as early as Dan switched?
>>255631He switched on day 12. Pic related were the standings at the time. Not that I think the two were related. Just saying.
>>255632I guess looking back he did get the two kinboshi right before that
Dan receives a ton of locally grown rice and 40 lbs of dried persimmons
>>255604Raidan
>>255591Retarded Danfag, Japan doesn't care for foreign interlopers unless they're good enough to become yokozuna like Hoshoryu is. If there's only one spot left it obviously belongs to Atamifuji, the real winner of the January Basho.
almost a week since the last chris video
>>255340>aaron gibsoni went and looked him up that dude looks pretty strong
Why do Yokozuna throw salt? Weren't their stamps enough to cleanse the dohyo?
>>255638Reminder that Atamifuji having his eyes closed when he kisses you doesn't mean anything.
Has ex-ozeki ever decided to just be a coach in other stable rather than setting up his own heya?
>>255656>you wipe the shit off before you get in the shower to washDo I?
>>255655Miyabiyama just sits around drinking if that counts.
>>255655Dejima doesn't have his own. He's at Fujishima.
>>255655HorseSHITryu lives in a stable
its daishohover
Even Chris is now openly mocking Horse's consistent ability to win meaningless exhibition tournaments while never winning any real yushos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH5wnXSHrV8
>>255662I always mixed Daiamami and Daishoho together as they both were gutlords. Good luck for both of them in their next life. May they soar to great heights.
Rumors circulating that Dan is secretly married to LDP representative Chisato Morishita
>>255666Can't not love tabloids
>>255666>44 years oldHAG
>>255666Dan can pull fresher poon that that hag
>>255666>>255671How can you hate this man??
>>255671>>255666This her?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dszjRnUu8U
>>255679
>>255675I look like this (and I'm only 3 months into HRT!).
Imagine this meme but its a picture of Hokutofuji after Horseshoe shoved him off the dohyo
>>255684I don't like the idea of making fun of rikishi injuries because any rikishi worth remembering the shikona of actually puts a lot of dedication and physical torment into what they do. If I could get hold of a Futagoyama hoodie for the sake of Nabatame and Mita's ACLs I would.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DhgubQO0KkSpiffy banzuke.
>Spiffyabsolutely epic, looking forward to seeing hwat he has to say about the komusubi controversy. anti-spiffers should be permabanned from /sumo/
>>255687Hi Chris, how's the weather in Japan? Sorry that someone else is making good sumo content besides you.
>>255258its time, dr. takayasu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nm5EhBSdr0
Everyone talking about Dan's impending yokozuna promotion KiriSHITma can make ozeki and nobody cares even slightly, hasn't even been mentioned at all
>>255690kwabamb
>>255690Spiffy mentioned him in the video a few posts up. The tldr is that 12-3 will probably do it.
Reminder that Hoshoryu has gone 12+ twice; once at Ozeki and once at Yokozuna. Onosato has gone 12+ twice too; once at Ozeki and once at Juryo.
Ukranian restaurant opened up down the block from Ajigawa HQ specifically for the purpose of helping Dan fatten up quicker
>>255696>Hohols move into the neighbourhood>Immediately start leeching off someone else's fame
>>255708nooo those are the hecking wholesome ukrainian hwite immigrants you don't get it. make japan great again.
>>255708>hohol>>>/chug/
>>255711Anti-Ukrainian sentiment predates the current war and isn't restricted to Russia supporters - if there's one thing Europeans are good at, it's hating each other. "Hohol" is as old an insult as "frog", "kraut", or "Belgian".
>>255713hohol was not a word ppl used before 2022there are plenty other derogatory words to call ukrainians with
>>255716Hohol, khokhol, хoхóл, cockhole, and other variants were all in use before 2022. It's just that casual racists hadn't heard of them or had any reason to insult Ukrainians before Ukraine was catapulted into the public's consciousness when the war started. Only dedicated hardcore racists and Ukraine's immediate neighbours used it commonly beforehand.
>>255716they used it on krautchan since forever, I never look at 4chan outside of /nba/ and /sumo/ so I wouldn't know about the native situation here.
>mfw this convo
>>255719we love you shishi.
>>255719Shishi is ethnically Russian
>>255721No one believes you.
>>255721No such thing as ethnically Russian, you're either Ukrainian or Mongoloid.
The official festivities celebrating Onosato's yokozuna promotion have taken place recently
Dan rares are now a valuable collector's item, you should've invested at the ground floor after he won jonokuchi.
>>255724>Former yokozuna Kisenosato praised Aonishiki's growth at Onosato's promotion reception, he said, "If Onosato doesn't improve, he'll be surpassed by Aonishiki someday." Kisenosato added that he expects the two to continue to improve together.https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/71610f01e5200acb786f668d0c2b4403e6dbd6f1Absolutely savage of Kisenosato to cut down Onosato like that at his yokozuna promotion party.
https://www.nikkansports.com/battle/sumo/news/202602130000905.html>綱とりNikkan Sports is now referring to Dan as "tsunatori" as if his promotion is a foregone conclusion
>>255728Wrong. That term refers to the yokozuna run itself, not the rikishi. Same term was used in reference to guys like Goeido back in the day.
>>255727Hoshoryu is forgotten
>>255730Horseryu remains noteworthy for his inability to yusho and for consistently losing to Dan.
>>255727Hilarious since Onosato is 4-0 against Aonishiki.
>>255738Sure but Onosato can't beat Horse, so he has substantial room for improvement and Dan's star is still rapidly on the rise so it is a safe assumption that if Onosato doesn't also improve then Dan will eventually be dominating him too.
>>255739Onosato is 25 and extremely adaptable, there's still plenty of room for him to improve. If Dan can't beat him with only one arm it will always be hard for him
>>255740>extremely adaptableSource?
>>255741He won a few times this last basho by not moving forward.
>>255744Onosato has always been a pull & slap-down artist, the now ancient Onosato kickflip meme attests to that.
>>255744True, in the Ura match he won by losing.
>>255690kirishima's short reign as ozeki was so disappointing that i stopped rooting for him
>>255750Could've been worse.
>>255751Literally the worst ozeki tenure since WW2. It's almost impressive in its ineptitude. And it'd be even worse if covid hadn't bailed him out of July.
>>255751
>>255752>>255753Best Sekiwake ever though.
>>255753You are easily the worst poster ever at the very least.Pic >>255751 isn't even Kirishima you absolute buffon. I understand you've only been watching for a year or so, but you would know that wasn't kiri if you actually cared to watch and learn about sumo instead of constant negative shitposting.
>>255763The cake clearly.
>>255745Tbdesu if anyone deserves a slapdown it's Takerufuji.
Wanted to buy a sumo shirt, i.e. not with kawaii graphics but actually some rikishi, but they're like 40 euros on etsy. Owari da.
>>255767fpbp
>>255774>eurosYou'd be able to afford to buy a T-shirt if you weren't wasting all your money on taxes to pay for Hassan's rent, food, clothing, electricity, pocket money, car and school for his 19 children
He may just be a 8-7 7-8 salaryman in Makuuchi, but in Tuva, Roga is a hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_R9-jtWviwChris
>>255774I want an Onosato kickflip hoodie.
>>255786He finally went to r*ssia?
>>255790
>>255801I see people wearing hoodies with designs on the back of old shit that looks worn out. A worn out Onosato kickflip on the back with some Japanese around it would be kino.
you say this and look like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvNSDmUpbSE
Aonishiki wins the "most popular man in sumo" competition, obliterating both yokozunas in the process (HorseSHITryu finished last lmaoooo)
>>255789Good Chris video. The man delivers quality again and again, absolutely stalwart member of the community.
>>255807Fake and gay.
>>255807I'm stunned that Yoshi and Ichi beat Ura of all fatsos but honestly their 2025 was great to watch so I'm okay with this.
New Dancards just dropped, who is going to get them?
sumo wrestler and japanese girls meeting for sex
someone wrote a book about koga's may 2023 performance
Would you eat ice cream with Shishi? https://nitter.poast.org/BUNZOBUNZO83461/status/2023015243132371116
>>255823not one but two blinkers, that's terrible luck
>>255833how did edo rikishi get enough food? they had normal jobs as soldiers or was the shogun sponsoring them?
>>255834Daimyo sponsored them. Since they weren't allowed to actually go to war against each other, sponsoring rikishi became one of the remaining ways to show off their prestige compared to other daimyo.
No food. You do shiko.
Poor Enho needed a 7-0 to go back to Juryo, lost the last bout:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0NFNhuD4BY
>>255849Sucks to suck
>>255849Nobehara is the man
>>255849Did you post this thinking we didn't know?
Enho has been edging us for a year now. Just make it back to sekitori you rice hating fuck.
five years from now when enho never made it and instead ended up as a yakuza body guard and he gets killed in a drive by RIP
About Enho, I heard a lot of people mentioning the fact he needs one more tournament as sekitori to reach the minimum for purchasing elder stock, but is there even elder stock available for him?
>>255858Elder stock is almost never truly available, what happens is a deal is made for one elder to retire so the retiring wrestler takes his place. But I don't think Enho would still be trying if one wasn't promised to him.
>>255858>>255860its probably Miyagino currently held by Asahifuji
>>255858I heard he already owns elder stock but can't take it due to not meeting the mark yet. It's probably Miyagino. God bless but man EAT YOUR FUCKING RICE
Enho sucks, manlets should be systematically excluded from the JSA. Sumo is big men, not little sissies.
>>255870Retard
New John Gunning article about Dan
You look like this
>>255877Not enough rice and sake to be a true fan, bet he doesn't even do any shiko.
>>255877This guy looks pretty normal compared to the usual western rejects who end up in Japan.
>>255877This is a weird clothing ad.
>>255877He's wasting away, someone feed him.
>>255870The height requirement is only 5'6".
>>255877You mean like THIS
For me? It's Asahifuji's jonokuchi opponents allowing themselves to be walked out because they don't want him to hurt them.
>>255897We needed Koga vs Asahifuji
>>255900I dont think we're getting it, koga's dropping to bottom of jonidan or even jonokuchi, meanwhile asahifuji will be at the top of jonidan. unless [spoiler]koga goes zensho 6-0[/spoiler]
>>255902He'll probably meet Tenshoyama again in jonidan. Just don't forget about the REAL next great Mongolian hope, Bukhchuluun who went 6-1 at MS60TD.
Takanohana's shiko were legit. Not held for long, but the stretch was top tier.
Nobody is even talking about today's Chris video
How come sumo wrestlers don't celebrate Fat Tuesday? They're Fat and its Tuesday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvN9CfwgP0QSugoi...
>>255920
Dan got all 6 on the Oyakata Channel reflexes test.
>>255919Because they're not gay Catholics.
>>255921AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>255921what's wrong with his leg? looks like he has black plague or some other disgusting disease. hideous, really disrespectful to the fans to make them look at something like that
>>255918it was pretty hilarious, Chris's barely contained embitterment over the doubtlessly mongolian wrestlers who were mean to him at jungyo, hopefully he will eventually name them and give a more complete account of what went down
>>255928>>255931Take your meds.
>>255922he got 2yoshinofuji got all 6
>>255922
>>255931Chris has that smug face that makes you want to just punch him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykortauwI98Tatsuslop
>>255947>mfw Horse wears those ugly-ass glasses
>>255938
>>255948
New banzuke just came out, Dan was promoted to Y1e
Dan visited Japanese high school https://mihara-jhs.8jo.ed.jp/n/nf4e617349deb
'tamifuju vs ACKunofujihttps://nitter.poast.org/_craftboss/status/2023956854880272654
Endo walk
>>255963I like those cones
>>255967thanks
>>255972Nice doggo.
>>255973do you think he ate it?
>>255980Uncle wouldn't do something like that...
>>255981azns eat dog, its normal everyday food for them, roga talks about eating dog in one of futaGOYama videos, but the subtitles translated it as "wolf"
This group of wrestlers is collectively 0-27 vs Dan
x.com/sumokyokai/status/2024314431031955518
Endo got angry and beat up a few sumo fans at Ryogoku Kokugikan and then was holding others hostage, but then the police showed up and Endo realized he was surrounded so he gave up peacefully and surrendered
>>255963he sure looks smugly happy about having beaten up those sumo fans.
>>255988>Tomokaze>Wakamotoharu
>>255988God Abi is fucking huge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ijzS5Ux90E
>Tochinoshin's outrageous lifestyle at Kasugano Stable revealedWhat secrets have they been keeping from us?
Anyone read this article yet?https://www.japantimes.co.jp/sports/2026/02/05/sumo/sumo-gunning-aonishiki-poise/>"Rising star"The guy is the most popular man in sumo and the reigning champion of the sport since November with one successful title defense already. He isn't a rising star, he stands atop the pinnacle of sumo, he is better than both yokozunas, there is nowhere left for him to rise to, he has already been at the top since last year.
Only a few days until the banzuke comes out, who else is excited?
Incredible how the danfaggot reacts to the extremely warm reception of Aonishiki by the Japanese. Good thing Aonishiki himself isn't an ungrateful moron.
Special two hour long episode of Dosukoi Sumo Salon about Dan to air on the 24th
>>256003His highest score is 12-3, and he is still ozeki and anything could happen in march basho. There is still things he needs to improve in.
>>256009Dan has never in his entire makuuchi career once scored as low as HorseSHITryu and Onosato did in January. 10-5 is cringe even as a mægashira, as a yokozuna its a humiliation.
Wakamotoharu has retired from sumo in order to take a job working at a book store
what flavor of sake would you drink?
>>256015'sato sake
>>255990i'll allow it
>>255998>chops you right in the throat
Someone I work with is going to Osaka sometime in March. I've already revealed my sumo powerlevel and he knows I know some Japanese. Turns out the next basho is the Osaka one. I'm gonna tell him, maybe he'll try and go while he's there. If he brought back some merch that'd be cool as fuck. A Kotozakura banner would be neat.
>>256021lmao this fag likes hachinanas
>>256022I like you.
Kotozakura was the protagonist of sumo. It was mean to be him. IT WAS MEANT TO BE HIM.
>>256025He was the 8-7 man at M2 everyone really thought he was the next Yokozuna after 1 yusho lol.
>>256011>mægashiraI thought I told you stop this.
>>256026rewatch his yusho. he was TANKING everybody there and didnt fail any throws.
>>256029best part of that was zak shoving horse's face into the dirt
>>256027Just put "hors" in your filter and call it a day.
>>256002Well? What was it?
The wrestlers that sit ringside, they're the ones that are next right?
>>256045Yes.
>>255786Oh Roga went home? Good for him, the way he speaks about home its like a place he's never going back to. Does Roga plan on becoming a Japanese citizen or will he go back after his sumo career?
>>2558492:46 Enho gets guillotined by Nobehara's legs
Miyabiyama is 17 years from retirement. Could Roga last long enough to take over Futagoyama?
>>256051Futagoyama doesn't want to hand it over to a mong
>Futa Goy, AMA
Nihonoseki Kremlin watching:Onosato is in the dog house, at a recent press conference Kisenosato chose to stand next to Shirokuma and let Shirokuma stand next to the cool and photogenic mascot while Onosato was shoved off to the side and forced in a bunch of manlets in suits that nobody cares about. Stop pulling those cringe 10-5s kid, grow a pair of hinkakus and learn to behave like a real yokozuna.
>>256055Fucking hell Onosato really does eat all the chanko at Nishonoseki doesn't he.
That one British guy who used to make 60% of the posts in /sumo/ got permabanned because he chimpped out and started spamming the n word and now /sumo/ is almost completely dead. If it weren't for Danposting there would be practically no posting at in this ITT
https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/2266e423146916e7ae2147ae5d99e178035c13f2This sheds further light on the sponsorship squabble that resulted in Dan's mawashi change. Nitori is a massive sponsor, buy far the largest player in the Japanese furniture market and one of the largest globally.
The impact of the strongest new wrestler in history - Dan's exceptional performance has made Osaka sumo tickets highly sought after.
>>256063I don't care. All I care about is the excellent story of a Ukrainian war refugee going to Japan, being taken in by an adoptive family, and honouring the shit out of them by becoming fluent in six months, completely acquiescing to Japanese culture, and training himself to be the ultimate sumo machine who in the space of just a year is on the brink of a Yokozuna promotion while wearing the belt of his master.Any sponsor who cares more about their mawashi than that story is a shithouse who Aonishiki and Ajigawa can do without. This is pure honourable sumo. Honestly the most honour sumo has seen since the Hana brothers.
>>256063So Nitori made a bid after the previous sponsor pulled out? This still doesn't really tell us anything.
>>256063Sponsorship brings an image to mind of a rikishi who has a belt plastered with brand names like it's a fucking Nascar stock car.
>>256069Wrestlers have been sponsored by private companies since the shogunate was dissolved.
>>256069You'll never guess what most keshomawashi are
Princess Aiko has always loved sumo and she will marry Dan and Taiho will be their reincarnated child and eventually become both yokozuna and emperor
>>256070>>256073Oh I know, but the mental image of a mawashi covered in stickers and brand logos had me giggling.
>>256086>Hoshoryu managed to get his right deep into the Throw Zone™ sponsored by Budweiser™ for that uwatenage
Huh?
>Bacon>Cabbage>Carrots>Leek>Spinach>Onions sauce>StockYeah, it's chanko time. Might do some rice with it for the authentic experience.
>>256093>no shrooms or tofu>authentic experience
>>256095Tofu is shit and the mushrooms here are the kind that just bloat in water. Shiitake can't really be substituted.
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