Ukrainian blood edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dprevious thread >>259355
1st for Kirishima Ozeki!
>>260061Our guy back on top.
>>260063Arroz comido.
>>260065Me trying to hold it together on my 9th beer.
He looks badass.
>>260069His hair is like a cobra's hood.
>>260066
>>260063wtf is she wearing ffs
>>260073Fag
>>260075>These'll taste great fried in onions sauce
>>260083
>>260071me listening to women predict the future
This is going to be Oho's basho. The ozeki run starts now
>>260071Why is he making Pink Guy faces?
i had a dream that there was a guy in the next basho's /sp/ threads who was schizoposting acting like he was draining the life force of onosato every time he gave out a kinboshitamawashi cleared him like day 3-4 and the dude posted a cum tributemake what you will of this future information
>>260086>おおおおジョージュちゃんかわいい!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00s0TNhZ_uc
3 weeks until next 'sho.
>>2601121 week to b&zuke
>>2601131 week until Kotosh*ho makes his Sanyaku debut :/
There's a chance Fujinokawa gets promoted to K1w instead of Kotoshoho btw. The Sanyaku expansion means next banzuke the K1w spot will be where M1e was last banzuke, so putting Fuji at K1w wouldn't be an overpromotion.>uhhh he's new he doesn't deserve itFuji got a KK his first time in the joi. Kotoshosho hasn't KK'd in the joi in six fucking years in Makuuchi.
>>260065>>260071This is what he would like when judging Onosato matches if not for hinkaku.
>>260122Second webm looks like he's holding a massive shit that's touching cloth in.
I hate you faggots that keep spamming those disgusting freaks from Futagoyama stable. You aren't funny.
>>260071this is the face of a man who forgot he was going to be on tv, drank too much, and popped some mystery uppers to try to get him through
>>260125seconded, futaGOYama sloppers are cancer, they should stay on their Reddit board
HA KI YOI!!!!!!!!
>>260129damn how tall was the dohyo
>>260125Koga would tear you a new one if you ever had the balls to strap on a mawashi and climb up into the dohyo.
>>260134Do you think koga has sumo girls coming after him
>>260135Yes
>>260125I know, right? Gross
>>260125that's cool and all but I just want to post them more now
>>260125Futagoyama website.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGSpagTM2mA>April 3rdSlop is getting more recent.
>>260130keked
>>260130They raised it at our suggestion.
>>260148Surprised they didn't bring up the 花 in Okaryu's shikona, unless I missed it.
>>260147>>260134>>260139Futagoyim
>>260152Nabatame will make Makuuchi under the shikona of Miyabiyama and your hatred won't stop it.
>>260153KWABatame is still in sandanme like a little bitch, he will never make it to sekitori again
>>260154He shitstomped Sandamne and will be in the Makushita joi next basho, eligible for Sekitori promotion if he wins out. Fujinowaka will stop him in his tracks but he'll make in it July.
>>260155*WakanofujiFucking shikonaslop.
https://hochi.news/articles/20260419-OHT1T51427.htmlA former GAMER is becoming a rikishi.
>>260158I recognised it was Ikazuchi because Eimi-chan makes my peepee hard.
>>260152Slurp your slop like a good boy.
>>260158>>260159
>>260165How come his sister is fatter than he is?
>>260166Good genes.
>>260165pretty girls on both armswill I be surrounded by babes if I become a sumo wrestler?
>>260168That's his mom and sister...
>>260169And? They're pretty for me, not him.
>will I be surrounded by babes if I become a sumo wrestler?
>>260176Not real sumo wrestler
>>260177Realer than you.
>>260176shlomonojumi will never be a real rikishi
>>260176will he seppuku at JSA headquarters when he finally accepts their rejection
eientei.xyz is down fuuuuck
>>260176cant even chonmage. SAD!
Chris has a new bio of Abi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRfMwDd_a9E
>>260178Neither of them are rikishi so no
>post facts pertaining to a guy practicing extreme sports and similar physical activities>post opinions pertaining to a guy practicing extreme sports and similar physical activities>get drone striked for off-topiclel, touched a nerve or what?
>>260202>abihe has been dispensed with, bring forth my next opponent>shishiAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
>>260183It went down a year ago when 4chins got hacked.
>>260202That Chris video about Abi is a cliffhanger, I can't wait for part 2
I want the Wakamotoharu biography. It took him 7 years to make Sekitori then he somehow became a stable Sanyaku level rikishi.
Part 2 of the Abi cliffhanger was awesome. So much drama, Abi is not only one of the most entertaining men in sumo, but also one of the most compelling and admirable. What a chad, if Homer was around these days he would write epic narrative poetry about Abi and it would be more popular than The Iliad.
>>260236I thought you were banned from posting things on the internet after the incident with the bottle
shishi in the 1990s
>>260239Dan on the left
>Abi admired Akebono for his long thrustsYou know, that makes a lot of sense since Abi has extra long arms too.>He put his yusho win certificate in his master's coffinDamn that's some heavy shit. Mad respect.
>>260239Ukrainians in the 90s would've been all about Adidas tracksuits in ways you can't comprehend.
>>260241RIP
>>260243I thought Chiyo was the smallest zuna? He's a unit compared to Terao. Or are zunas just always that much bigger than everyone else?
>>260244Chiyonofuji is well known for having roided to the gills. Part of it was necessary, after a series of injuries he suffered back when he was still maegashira. Japanese culture doesn't care because it's considered medicine to develop the body, and not illegal there like it is in the US. They only care for international sport.That said, he also wasn't anywhere close to being the smallest yokozuna. He wasn't even the smallest of his era, that would be Hokutoumi. Wakanohana III was also shorter.
>>260246I mean, going off the numbers on sumodb:Chiyo - 115kgH*kkaku - 140kgWaka - 131kgI thought Harumafuji might content Chiyo but he was 133kg. Haru's balls probably made up a good chunk of his weight though.
>>260244By no means the smallest, just skinnier than usual. Still jacked though. Only 6ft which makes what bulk he does have look bigger. >>260247>Chiyo - 115kgNo, closer to 130. I've never understood why the number at the top of his isn't his highest.
>>260244Terao was always quite slim.
>>260248>No, closer to 130. I've never understood why the number at the top of his isn't his highest.Probably because 115 is the weight he was at when he was promoted to yokozuna, he didn't break 120 until three years into his run and maxed out at 126 right before retirement. But that 115 is still a big increase compared to the 91 he was at four years prior to yokozuna, when he was fucking around in juryo after his first set of injuries.
>>260249Me at the back in the white robe.
>>260250Terao looks like ~115 to my eye, which is what Sumodb has him at for the time of >>260243 with Chiynofuji at 123-125.But then you look at a guy like Sadanoyama, who on paper has basically the same numbers as Chiyo, but looks nowhere near as big. idk
Who's the heaviest zuna? Is it actually Onosato?
Ignore that post, Hawaii is a place.
>>260242thats an anachronism, the hard bass gopnik era didn't come about until this centuryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLW1ieY4Izw
>>260255>Hawaii is a place.Indeed.
>>260257Who's at back left? That's a big fucking nip.
I saw the filename but refuse to let my question go.
>>260258
>>260236I don't see anything exciting or noteworthy about Abi the past 3 years.>sometimes he henkas>otherwise he's just a mid makushita guy that doesn't stand out at all, he's just always in the division
>>260261*maegashira
>>260261*in the jōi
>>260264>Hakuho didn't ask for a mono-ii and refuse to bowIs this AI?
>>260265A(b)I
>>260261In the last 3 years he's overall been a solid Sanyaku regular. He'll never make Ozeki or anything close to it but when he retires his head will be held higher than most.
Much like Terao.
https://hochi.news/articles/20260422-OHT1T51306.htmlLmao how the fuck is having difficulty gaining weight real nigga like just eat more calories nigga like just have a third helping of chanko nigga
>>260264
>>260265Yeah.
Have there been any updates on Dan's injury?
>>260275Dead
>>260276its aoniover
Atamin looks fatter. Is he gonna break 200kg for natsu basho?
>>260275Temu drone to the head.
>>260294
>>260300kyaa inverted nipples
>>260301lmao :)))))))))))))
>>260300おおおストレッチュマークスすごい!
Got a skateboard today. If I ever get a new deck I might see about getting the Onosato kickflip on it.
>>260309>esggers posting in muh /sumo/
>>260310Tbdesu I can't ride a skateboard and will be quickly learning. My walk to work is like half an hour and a skateboard will make it more entertaining. Gonna take it to work on Saturday and skate around the back yard on my break. The artwork on the underside is a cool looking owl standing on a basketball for reasons unknown.Onosato kickflip would be cool. Someone post it.
Reminder that Fujinokawa might be given the K1w spot over Kotosh*ho owing to how the former maths out at K1w while the latter has never had a KK in the joi.
>>260300>>260301You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>260316What level of autism are you working on anon? Make sure to wear a helmet you can’t afford to take anymore damage to your brain.
Who are you watching in Juryo this may? For me, it's Okaryu (photogenic round lad), Asasuiryu (I want to see another pair of brothers in Makuuchi), and Kazuma (future yokozuna).
>>260323I'm going to watch Takerufuji (fail to make Makuuchi again).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgjzq9KLPBoThis is it. The big one. The biography we've all been waiting for.
>>260323>>260326+ toshinofuji and meisei matches are also alright. the rest is boring.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiC3ZoDitioCool video from musashigawa beya of them organizing a small charity event in hawaii. You can see them building a dohyo with red clay and Dan Jr Jr doing splits
>>260330It's a shame Musashimaru can't find himself a strong sekitori level rikishi.
>>260323Unironically?>Enho>Okaryu>Kazuma>Takerufuji>Maybe RyudenI wanna like Shirokuma but he's just not big, strong, or good enough because Onosato keeps hogging the chanko.
>>260073>she
>>260323Nobehara, Koga, Takahara, Oho, Aoinishki, both zunas
>>260342>juryo>none of the rikishi listed are in said rank Cmon anon you can do better
>>260323My boy, Dewanoryu.
>>260323>Kazuma (future yokozuna)This.
>>260344you're right I kinda glossed over the post and read what I wanted to read. I'm tired, Fridays are my worst days.
>>260344FutGOYamatards are all idiots, don't expect better of them, you'll just end up disappointed
>>260356Isn't relative strength your strength level relative to your bodyweight thobeit? Like if you wanted to do the most pullups possible this would apply to you, but when you want absolute strength like a rikishi this chart is useless.
I'm excited to see if Wakanofuji and Asahifuji can keep their runs going. Nabatame v Wakanofuji would be a great match.
I jarred my finger at work today but I'm going to ganbarize and heal on the dohyo (shift).
Chairman Hakkaku is officially Britishhttps://www.sanspo.com/article/20260425-XEWZAL3CENIRNBP2K7KSLKWLAU/
>>260364just goes to show that guys with high BMIs in the upper 20s like sumo smakeroos are stronger per pound than 'cut' homos
>>260368ANON-SAN GANBAREEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23Pa-uF0FHQ
WENZ BANZUKKY
>>26039827th
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCZf2goSby4
>>260400The Kirishitma v Yoshi fight was a far more egregious matta tbdesu. Both rikishi called the matta. The only ones who didn't were the ones in charge, and Kiri took the initiative to get a completely undeserved win leading to a Yusho. If that gyoji and those shinpan didn't get a rank demotion from that then I don't know what the fuck.
>>260400This video was made for me, let's goooo
>Completely normal, nothing to see hereSad he didnt get to talk about Asakoryu's weird new chicken wing tachiai
>>260400tl;dw if not for false starts Hoshoryu would be a dai yokozuna
>Hosh was robbed by an uncalled matta>Kirishitma was given a freebie by an uncalled mattaImagine if Hosh got an extra win and Kiri an extra loss. That's a Hosh yusho.>>260406Actually true.
>>260406horse does it to himself with his ridiculously bad tachiai
>>260409There's no such thing as a bad tachiai. The match starts when both rikishi signal they're ready. If Hosh isn't ready that's a matta.
>>260400He actually makes a really good point in this that the guy with his fists down first is too often reacting to the other guy STARTING to put his fists down instead of reacting to the fists touching down. Gyojis really are doing a dogshit job.
>>260411I mean yes in theory but the gyojjis never call it consistently if the second guy doesn't stand still and for them to call it,especially for yokozuna matches
Just bring back the old way...
>>260409his hinkaku levels are just too high
>>260417horses don't have hinkaku, they're a beast of burden not a man
>>260418Those horses have been bred for centuries for maximum violence. Mongolians are probably the only people besides the Royal Guard who can appreciate them.
>>260400Holy fuck Yoshi is the biggest matta terrorist. Someone stop this man!At least Fuginokawa has the excuse of being a manlet.
>>260421I'll give Yoshinofuji the benefit of the doubt of him being still fresh out of college sumo. He also seemed lost now in march.
>>260421That wasn't Yoshi being a faggot; it was the gyoji being incompetent and the shinpan refusing to let go of izzat.
What did you do to celebrate kiriSHITma's 30th birthday?
>>260423He did it to both Hosh and Kiri and lost both matches. KWAB.
>>260424Congratulations on your new gender Trannyshitma.
>>260424>Kanojoshima
>>260427Basically Takakeisho's career.
>>260400buy an ad
>>260400skill issue
when's the banzuke
>>260400>this video is niche so i presume you know the basics>anyway, let's discuss the definition of matta and the most basic sumo rules>also, i really wanna hit 1000 subscr-a sumo fight lasts 4 seconds and these yappers just cannot get to the point
>>260439Delayed an hour every time someone asks.
>>260442how about now?
>>260446(#￣ω￣)
>>260440Spiffy is like Chris in that their appeal is mainly to reddit pseuds and newfags who don't know better.
K1w FujinokawaM1e Kotoshoho
>>260448Chris is a highly esteemed member of the sumo community doing quality field reporting, please do not compare him to that lowly pleb who can't even bother to learn proper Japanese pronunciation.
>>260454
>>260455I hope he finds his form again after his bad March. I enjoy his brand of good honest belt fighting and wish to see him remain Sanyaku as long as possible.
>>260323Enho, Suiryu, and Midori if he shows up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWc2t10A1QA
>>260458Chrisbros…we eatin good
>>260454I appreciate your autism, Chris. But you're still a redditor and jewish.
>>260458It's a good sign that Fujiryoga is getting attention from Kirishitma and Hosh. If he can work on not auto-losing to all belt techniques he'll go places. Dude's mawashi is like Goku getting his tail grabbed lmao
>>260461He just needs to become wide and strong enough so nobody can reach his belt like Takakeisho
>>260460
I do not like Kinbozan.
>>260473Same.His style of Sumo is very dishonorable.
I hope Kinbozan (PBUH) becomes the first Muslim Yokozuna.
>>260448Drop a critic instead of the using buzzwords just to sound contrarian
que
Banzuke Time
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/Banzuke out
I told you Fujiyrouga was lucky.
Kotoshoho Sekiwake, brb gonna off myself
Congrats to whoever this is. You're officially dumber than Spiffy.
Hii /xs/!I typically only use soc r9k and mu but found this thread when i opened 4chan. I wouldn't think it was possible for a sport to be 100% gay incels but clearly i was wrong.Not only do you base a sport around fat sweaty men wrestling but then you go and completely ban women. What had to of happened in your pathetic life for you to be that afraid of girs?Whatever, enjoy your irrelevant incel hugbox. You're smart enough to know if you ever opened up this stupid joke of a sport to women so it could be filler for the Olympics it'd go really poorly for you. I'd easily beat all your chubby gay crushes and a woman would rule your incel sport
>>260489There's nothing gay about sumo. Fuck OFF!
>>260488That's me! Not my fault they're retarded and go against 70 years of precedence. Kotoshoho getting ahead of WTK makes no sense at all.
Maybe it just came down to the fact that one rikishi finished the basho and one didn't.
>>260489Log off, Hakuho.
>>260492One was in the joi (the very top of it), other got his 11 wins with a fusen and maegashira. Only 3 sanyaku matches out of which he lost 2 and he henka'd an M12 Asakoryu for his kanto-sho lol.
Is it possible for J6 to be promoted to Maegashira by July? What score would he need?
>>260496Double digit would probably do it. Depends a fair bit on what's above him.
>>26049611-4 and enough ppl with negative scores at the bottom of maegashira. J1 with 8-7 will have priority over him if there are not enough slots.
I'm okay with it. Just show up on Senshuraku. It's not hard.
>>2604969-6 can do it with a lot of banzuke help, 11-4 is the benchmark for getting it entirely on merit.
>>260458buy an ad
>>260495>other got his 11 wins with a fusenAnd that fusen was from Onokatsu, who was bumped off instead of Fujiryoga. Checks out, eh?
>>260487tsmtthis is a revolting disaster
Is it unheard of for a rikishi to retire and then become a gyoji?
>>260501>buy an ad
>>260505yes
>>260463holy freakin crap Louis
>>260505You have to start gyojing when you leave the womb.
Kotoshoho humiliation ritual or does boss Koto have enough sway on the banzuke committee to get him bumped up a little extra? Either way he'll end up deliver double digit losses in May
With the banzuke out, I am beginning work on the new bingo card. Feel free to make suggestions and tell me that my ideas suck. Here's what I got so far:>Torinaoshi>Fusen>Loss to juryo>Kinboshi>Playoff>Shimpan bowling>Gyoji slip/bump>Ura does a thing>Utchariharu>Matador Kirishima>Salaryman Zak>Flying Monkey>Shouldersato>Horse moment>[your favourite rikishi] KKSome maybes are "Henka King" for Chiyo doing what he does, and "Grug sumo" for if Shianderthal decides to be retarded. Dan's last perfomance really threw me for a loop, so I have no idea what to do with regards to him.
>>260514Nabatame yusho
>>260510On the bright side, they won't have to worry about how to fill Kotoshoho's soon-to-be vacant Sekiwake slot in July because punished Dan will slide down there nicely.
>>260455best hair style in sumoabi and asokoryu honorable mentions
why dont the heyas just get live-in bath house girls
>>260518kek
>>260523You should be training right now, Asanoyama.
>>260525kmao
I'm offended at Kotosh*ho's rank. He hasn't KK'd in the joi in his six (6) years in Makuuchi. I dislike him more than Kinbozan.
>>260541why does kinbozan dislike him
There any younger guys in the lower ranks that people have a lot of hope for being legit top tier guys? This will be the 2nd tourney im going to watch and while i mostly stuck to the salary rank guys in March i want to try to watch some of the lower rank stuff this time around as well. So id like to know some of the names.
>>260544Asahifuhi was personally given his shikona by the former Yokozuna Asahifuji, and regularly spars with and beats the top division rikishi at his stable. There's also Wakanofuji who thus far is on cruise control to reach sekitori for July, though his relatively low weight might be a problem.
>>260545Thanks anon, ill keep a more focused eye on them.
>>260547You can go back and watch Wakanofuji on Natto, he's in Makushita so the vods are still right there.
>>260518I'm down with this scenario.Also, why is Tsurugishou on banzuke
>>260518When Takayasu goes 12-3JY and forces open a Sekiwake slot will he get S2e or will Dan get it?
>>260552>Also, why is Tsurugishou on banzukeAnnounced retirement but waited to submit the papers until the next banzuke, likely.
>>260553Assuming Atamifuji gets kachikoshi in this scenario, Aonishiki would be lowest.
Has anyone forgotten my name...?
>>260558>Assuming Atamifuji gets kachikoshiMy brother in christ have you even SEEN this man's swagger lately >>260076
Kazuma is now the only sekitori to never MK in a basho he's actually attended. I hope he keeps this shikona and doesn't devolve into Waka- or -fuji slop. Kise beya seems pretty chill on shikonas.
>>260560I predict 6-9, my Jewish friend.
>>260562If you want a safe prediction, I'd go with Oho 11 wins minimum. It is time.
>>260559Who the fuck are you? Oh yeah, right, that Ukrainian kid. Shishi, was it?
Find a single flaw.
Looks like Oshoumi has tatoos
Niggatame bros we are in position to head back to juryo with a yusho performance. Either way looks like we will be back in juryo in two bashos at worst.
>Takerufuji J2Is it finally his time? Can he make Makuuchi?
>>260568>11-4>7-8>4/11 or 11/4 no inbetween>9-6>5-10 old man is dying, let it go>8-7
>>260514Dan doing a belt grab then 720 degree spin to win
>>260568>Find a single flaw.You posted it here instead of the trash.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3zMk9r1y4g
>>260570>*Tuvaardorj Bukhchuluun has entered the chat*
>>260568I always pick oho too he is my favorite guy in makuuchi but he frustrating to be a fan of because he will beat dan and then go 4-11. He needs more consistency but he had the makings of an ozeki.
>>260579>makings of an ozekibro, he has not had a single winning score in the sanyaku
>>260580At least he's had KKs in the joi. I am fucking livid at Kotoshoho S1w when he could've been put at M1e with no banzuke problems.
>>260581Hearing the "Konichiwa, shin sekiwake Kotoshoho desu" on the JSA instagram gave me whiplash
>>260579Desu Dan's record last basho was an outlier after Churanoumi broke his toe on like day 4.
Last time there were 2 Sadogatake sanyaku rikishi was 10 years ago
>>260584hakuho and harumafuji...
>>260584>Combined record of 3-27Jesus fucking CHRIST.
>>260514filenamebros…we're still stronger than ever
>>260542
>>260542Because Kinbozan has a tiny face and is envious of others who do not.
>>260544K O G A>K O G AK O G A>K O G AK O G A>K O G AK O G A>K O G AK O G A>K O G AK O G A>K O G AK O G A>K O G AK O G A>K O G AK O G A>K O G A
>>260568danless
>Koga was an Ozeki shikona as recently as the 1980sLook faggot I get that he's only 20 and could in theory find himself before too long, but holy shit it is NOT happening. If Oho can't evoke Taiho on demand then Koga isn't channelling Mienoumi.
>>260595
>>260595Koga yokozuna run begins now
>>260583As a young guy Dan's broken toe should be pretty nearly healed after 8 weeks, look for y2e Dan at Aki
>>260596You have no idea how much I envy rikishi. They're in a position where they don't have to care about anything other than focusing every energy they have on self-improvement in sumo. That someone with the genetic potential of Koga would writhe around in fucking Jonokuchi offends me. So few people on this planet will ever be given that chance.
>>260599
>>260600NOFUCK YOUGO RETIRE AND WORK IN A CONBINI
>>260561I was screaming at him asking what the fuck was happening in January. He was too close to MK.
>>260604iktf
>>260610I know that fly?
I hope Midorifuji's heart doesn't explode. Grim to have heart problems at 29.
By the Emperor, he is wide.
>>26061476th Yokozuna Atamifuji Seiya
>>260616The black robe looks quite dapper on him.
>>260614he's so cool...
>>260614The rankings really do look good with all those "-fuji"s lined up.
>>260613heartatackasukashi
>>260622>signature winning technique is under shoulder swing down>the organ under his shoulder made him fall down
>Takakeisho has recruited his own MongolIf you can't beat 'em, join 'em (or have them join you).https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/71b22c7ea41874a59f56c303b30f180ec1d3534e
>>260634Will he train him to do oshi-zumo?
Wakanosho and his younger brother.
>>260636Takakeisho is fully aware that his brand of sumo only worked for him because of his body type, and knows not to force others into trying to imitate him.
I'm putting together a team.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TyGDr4HAIgFresh out the oven.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuTnLGT4XmYSLOPPANDESU
>>260643Is Okaryu going to be expected to act less silly now that he's a sekitori?
Thinking of creating an alt to try to score the lowest. Thoughts?
>>260644Those are probably vids recorded before the haru basho or right after, you wont be seeing him anymore except in random cameos like from Hoshoryu or Meisei.
>>260645Slam dunk WTK then. His elbow was FUCKED by the end of last basho, go watch his final match on day 13. Between his rank and his elbow I'm seeing a collapse.
>>260636Takakeisho is a sumo genius and can teach all styles.
>>260644Yes, plus he has his sekitori duties to fullfill so we might not see him as much anymore
>>260650But I like that round photogenic nigga :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lor9kMx0cuY
>>260654You and the chr*sfaggot need to kill yourselves.
>>260655>is that>wtf is that>IS THAT SUMO CONTENT???>IN MY FUCKING SUMO THREAD???>AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>260656There's sumo content in my YouTube feed, faggot. I don't need it double posted here.
Huh? Is Youtube seriously converting units in video titles now?
>>260659Obviously not.
>>260654>THIS IS NOT FINE... We Need To Talk About How Sumo... BROKE MeYou don't have to watch, gaijin. Also, not a sport.
>>260654buy an ad
Spiffy is the Bill Hicks of sumo content. You basically watch for the unhinged rants. Terrible banzuke decisions, horrific uncalled mattas, Kotoshoho at sekiwake, Kinbozan and Oho in general, I'm there for it.
>>260663
>>260663Oho haters are going to be in for a rude awakening this basho when he yushos. It’s our time to shine Oho fans. The ozeki run starts now.
>>260665Oh I'm fully expecting a good basho from Oho. It's been a while and his joi position is in danger. May as well call him Taiho for the next two months.
>>260666Begone evil spirits begone.
>>260667You either bring Teru out of retirement to shiko my ass or I'm going nowhere with those limp dick LARPing faggots you call Yokozuna nowadays.
>>260659The original title says 120 kan (貫)
>>260668teru is presently confined to his stable where he is forced to unclog and clean atamifuji's toilet sans tools.
>>260674Atamin doesn't shit as every nutrient and calorie he consumes is used by his body for training and bulk building.
>HoshoryuWith Shouldersato and Toenishiki still question marks he's the safe bet.>TakayasuJust complete his first full tour since Ozeki with zero back problems. Be scared.>OhoHasn't had success for a while. Be scared.>WakamotoharuM5e is his lowest rank in three and a half years. Insane for a guy who's never once been in Yusho contention. Be scared.>FujiryogaHosh and Kiri see something in him. The guy's a Giganigga level ogre who just needs to solve his mawashi fighting problem to start making real headway up the banzuke.>WakanoshoIdk man the guy's just been on a tear lately.
>>260678>36 year old Takayasu>in the sanyaku>a threat to go anywhere but 8-7 or worse
>>260599It really is enviable to have a set path and clearly defined goals for improvement, as well as dedicating yourself to it every day, and yet he can't put in the effort to beat kids not through puberty and 45 year olds. 5 years in sumo and not even touching sandanme, not even scraping two kachikoshi in a row even, would make ME want to kill myself in shame, and he comes from a fucking yokozuna bloodline.
>>260679You heard me, Shodai.
>>260682God he's so cool
>>260684
>>260637Isn't he pointing at a gyoji or something?
>>260637He looks like a high schooler, wtf.
>>260687At the bit that says the date of the tournament, lol.
>>260682SoKOGAke
Would you buy Koga a sake if he walked into your bar
Takayasu bros, how are we feeling? He is at Komusubi West so he fights all the big dogs during the first week and then he can farm maegashira after getting tired in the 2nd week.
What core exercises do sumo wrestlers do?
>>260708Shiko, foot sliding, and slapping a big wooden pole. That's where their entire physique comes from. Oh and they also lift weights and do steroids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48y_Ph4-qWE
>260734Autotranslate does a better job at the same thing you do chr*s, fuck off
>>260734Onosato sisters...
>>260734buy an ad
*cicada noises*
>>260742seminokoe
6 7!!!!
>>260747Huh?
>>260747
>>260754>yoooo this yokozuna dude is bussin fr fr no cap
>>260695
>>260758Literally the same glass the master chugs cheap red wine out of >>260643
>>260768Shisho's is monogramed for extra elegance.
>>260769The engraving gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever unless you were planning to auction it off as a collector's item.
>>260743閑さや岩にしみ入蝉の声
>tfw elegance is not a tactical advantage
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>>260747That's his score this basho kek.
