BIKES>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dprevious thread >>260059
First for Byambachuluun Lkhagvasuren.
>>260776Now this is a real edition
>>260779That poor bike.
>>260774Miyabiyama was 187cm tall and looks like a manlet there. Chad was huge
Who's the most exciting debut this basho?
>>260784Definitely this guy you posted, Chiyonofuji Jr. He's gonna have so many sumo groupies when he becomes a sekitori
>>260785>Chiyonofuji JrPretty sure that was Chiyomaru and look how fatly that ended.
>>260786I don't think anyone would have said that about Chiyomaru ever. He was one of many rikishi recruited while Chiyonofuji was stable master, Chiyonokuni would be another and closer to that claim.Man I miss all these dudes, Chiyonokuni fought with such intensity it was great.
>>260786>Pretty sure that was Chiyomaruwut
Which ex-Makuuchi currently in Juryo are washed out and on a downward spiral? Nishikigi doesn't look like he's coming back.
>>260803Meisei, probably Tomokaze.
>>260803>>260804Meisei could probably make hang for another few years if he can get his back working.Tomokaze should be allowed to amputate his left below the knee and get a prosthetic at this point.And then there is Sadanoumi, 38 and still trucking.
Does sadogatake have any promising young recruits? If I had a son that wanted to do sumo that would seem like a great stable to get into to develop pretty sure they have the record of most consecutive days with a sekitori that spans years?
>>260803Basically all of them. Yes including Takerufuji. I can't believe Tamashoho is still in Juryo.
>>260824You really want to risk your son being the hallway dyke that Zak stares at lovingly in his corner routine?
Rude
Okaryu has gone for a nice deep red.
>>260832I think the bullying and rotten meat stuff is worse than that.
>>260834It fits him
>>260836*suits
>>260837*works
>It works him
The bloody belt is bloody redHis bloody fate is bloody deadHis bloody face in the bloody dirtHis bloody body bloody hurt bloody Okaryu is bloody daftDon't make me bloody laugh
Red is the colour of blood thus red belts are a bad omen. Two weeks from now Okaryu will be dead. His beyaslop channel will cover his funeral.
>>260843isnt his name something like Red Flower Dragon? maybe thats why its red
>>260844Big flower dragon.
>>260843Red is good luck in Asia.
>>260844Great flower dragon.
What beya has the highest rate of sekitori now? I feel like it's Tatsunami since their rikishi number is pretty low but they have 3 sekitori. Don't give me that Isegahama shit, they're fucking huge, and Kise isn't much smaller iirc.
>>260850Kataonami
>>260851That isn't a stable, it's just Tamawashi and his brother in law bing chilling while a bitch boy does everything for them.
If any of these numbers are wrong it's not because I fucked up, it's because your mother is a whore.
>>260853lmaoing @ shikihide's life
>>260832Most unfunny post I’ve ever read
did the beyaslop with that judoka girl get removed? :(
>>260853>it's because your mother is a whore.
>>260853>later this year when nabatame, mita, nobehara, and takahara are all sekitori, futagoyama will be 2nd
Why is Hakkaku so hard on hoshoryu and onosato when they're fighting for real and he was yaochoing his entire tenure as yokozuna?
>>260879Because people with salaries need to look busy.
>>260879
Remember when the gyoji did such a bad job in Kotoshoho v Shishi that despite giving the match a hakkiyoi the rikishi both said fuck it and restarted? If those seppuku daggers were real gyoji death rates would make uboats look safe.
>>260883Only Kimura Shonosuke and Shikimori Inosuke wear daggers. And their calls have been pretty good compared to makuuchi gyoji.
>>260853Not counting the blessing of getting Onosato, who was already obviously sekitori level when he joined, Nishonoseki is the most disappointing Ichimon. They really haven't been able to develop rikishi much, even with all their money and resources.
>>260879Bitter old man because his own stable-mate Chiyonofuji overshadowed him his entire life, was a more memorable yokozuna and took his stable from him.>>260882Also despite that he will still have more yusho than Hosh will.
>>260886Musashimaru not even being able to train up a single sekitori is pretty bad if you ask me. Just goes to show the Hawaiians were all size.
>>260889If thats the case he should be able to train them in eating. The real issue is probably that he hasn't been recruiting mongs and the best japs don't want to join a gaijin stable when they have other options while the best big American athletes all want to play football.
>>260896he should be in new zeland or austrailia looking for samoan kids who excell at rugby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E0hVV3SDDI
>>260901mmm yeah, oho fupa
>>260889I would've thought just the mere status of being a zuna would've attracted at least 1 potential sekitori to him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sekmuAHlku0Hoshoryu lending his chest to Hakunofuji was fun. Shame Onosato wasn't there though.
If Hakkaku is so qualified to tell Makuuchi rikishi they aren't putting in enough effort why not just have his own rikishi lead by example OH WAIT
>>260909They probably avoid him because he's Hawaiian desu. Shame because his slop channel puts out a good number of fun holiday videos.
>>260903nice sidesack
Abi kidnapped this kid from a restaurant and forced him to join his stable.
>its another episode of horseSHITryu did good at all stables fuckers been yokozuna for 8 bashoes now, always doing good at 'practice' but still never able to put it all together for the real show
>>260928Kiri did better this time. This means it's our time to shine Hosh bros
I berieve.
Who's the most disappointing inheritor of a previously good shikona
>>260947The first two Onishiki were yokozuna, and the third was a lower maegashira/upper juryo shitter who peaked at komusubi once.
If only you knew how bad things really are
>>260955nasty pimpled cellulite thighs and gunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioU-pyK0-1kTakakeisho on the oyakataslop
>All three Ozeki have failed Yokozuna runs
>>260955I miss this nigga. I hope he'll be able to blast everybody for a zensho some day.
>>260967And if he never does it'll be Hoshoryu who wiped his taint all over that fact.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14iRIOM8pINo way are Tobizaru and Hidenoumi brothers. They have to have different fathers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Jk7FwLBAg
Started bulking for the basho yesterday. Hope other anons are getting in proper shape as well.
>>260965he must have 25kg of skin tied in a knot around his waist or something
>>260973>I call it my 皮し
I feel like this will one those Total Sanyaku Death bashos with all the injuries
>>260976WTK and Sato are write offs. Hosh and Kiri seem like the only ones we know for "certain" are healthy. Dan might be fine but continuing to fight on that toe might've complicated things.
>>260981>夢Yeah basically.
>>26097610+ Oho incoming then
>>260986Way ahead of you.
>>260991In civilised countries the only different between one stew and another is the meat in it. No one gives a fuck what vegetables are in it.
TomatoCream of mushroomAlphabetLentilSplit peaMinestrone
>>260993>In civilised countries>the only different betweenLike you would know, Jeetbong.
>>260995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8pnBQVtpxw
>>261002how did I not know that Takasago has a slop channel?
No idea.
>>261004>manlet personality
>>261003Someone should make this list >>260853 with sloppa channels subs/views, the real metric of success for a beya
>>261007>Brainlet post
>>260995I know who each of these rikishi are.
>>261010>TomatoAtamifuji, the atomic tomato.>Cream of mushroomOho, thick and smooth but not for everyone.>AlphabetAbi, a gameplan logical and consistent.>LentilOnokatsu. I'm not going to elaborate on this one.>Split peaTobizaru, watered down, growing old.>MinestroneWakamotoharu, the classic.
>AlphabetShishi, because he's still learning his ABCs.>Split peaPic rel
>>261012There's no man's taint I would enjoy staring at more than Kotoeiho's. I just don't understand how he wins matches. He doesn't seem to excel at anything. Is he really banishing evil spirits with his shiko?
>>261027He's gonna be a staple makuuchi guy now. Last July he was injured and now he looks good enough to stick around the m10 range with maybe 1 or 2 pop off bashos like his brother that will boost him to the joi where he will crumble.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0hcceem7uQso inspirational...
>>260991>>260614Wide Tomato-kun would fit right in.
>>261035These plushies are sick, I want one. Where do you get them?Also why do they have bird beaks? Rikishi aren't ducks.
>>261036https://bigsumofan.com/products/mascots?_pos=1&_sid=31b4c0af4&_ss=rIt's a chicken, baka. The red one is an eagle. Birds don't touch the ground with their hands, just like a good rikishi.
>>261039When he's the 76th yokozuna.
>>260995I tried to cook split pea soup but the peas never split
>>261051Just cook it longer. Sometimes it takes a few days.
>>260993No, it's normal to distinguish soups and stews by their ingredients. Are you retarded?
>>261036Anon that isn't a plushie, it's Atamifuji.
>>260865genuinely think about this regularly
>>261078sshhhhhhhhhhhhh>*PAP*>*PAP*>*PAP*
>>261082>God I can't wait to eat these
What's it like knowing that Atamifuji is currently the #1 rikishi at Isegahama? How do you live with yourself knowing that?
>>261084
>>261085>STOP FOLLOWING ME AAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>261085wheres the filename wtf
>>261087I had that a short while ago.
why did he do it
>>261088all the webms are missing filenames and dimensions, weird
>>261088>>261091are you using 4chan-xt?
>>261093Tampermonkey 4chanX script for me, but I had that guy's (male) issue like an hour ago for a short time then it went away.
>>261090Your muscles have a degree of springiness to them when they bottom out. His neanderthal brain was attempting to take advantage of that without realising he looked like a twerking hoodrat.
>>261095He does look like the type to bottom out.
>>261090These 2 are definitely the most "special" guys in the top division
>wife walked in on me shadow wrestling again
>>261098>wife walked in on me slapping my belt again
>parents walked in on me watching a basho>now they think I'm gay
>>261102Me when my tendies aren't cooked properly.
>>261099So I'm not the only one doing it! I'm not even fat I just like doing it as if I just threw the biggest fistful of salt in my entire life.
>>261104I was only joking, I don't do it really. You're alone in your autism.
>>261099>>261104I also do this.
N
>>261109-ishikifuji?
>>261109-aruto?
>>261109-akamura?
>>261109
>>261113>GIBS ME DAT BELT, RICE BOI
>>261113What's his winning technique?
>>261116None listed yet, but it's the leg lift thing.
>>261117Kakenage
>>261036
>>260993
>>261007>he gets bullied because he's just a manlet>he bullies people because he's just a manletEvery time.
>>261123They gotta make up reasons to hate us
>>261116>What's his winning technique?Negronage...
>>261124Manlets scarred Konishiki for life. There's an interview he did where he talked about how he hated fighting manlets because they were so quick and harder to deal with then the bigger guys.
>If you can't beat them, break their legs.
>>261124I miss him...
>>261129Good news! It's just one more week until you get to see his heart explode live on the dohyou!
>>261127why's he so fucking fat
>>261129I don'tI HATE HOKUSEIHOI HATE HOKUSEIHOI HATE HOKUSEIHOI HATE HOKUSEIHOI HATE HOKUSEIHO
>>261127damn, bro tumbled down to juryo and then never really recovered
>>261127Was Konishikis shikona ironic?
>>261139Was he waiting for the ref to start the match or what?
>>261116jitensha tounan (自転車 盗難)a very rare technique in japan
>>261144It's becoming more common.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvHpvQrCF2MTwo goats chatting. What match was Asashoryu talking about at the end ? The one where he shoved Hakuho when he was already down ?
>>261149Uncle still looks like he could fold me in half.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFvrt3LQyww>He found handball practice too intense so opted for sumo insteadSUMOSISTERS ARE WE WEAKER THAN HANDBALLCHADS???
>>261142No.
>>261149https://youtu.be/N-Tpp1spKeM?si=Bv4yVNcDsCJO7Q5t&t=2472Pretty silly considering Kotooshu had already won the tournament. But Mongol Yokozuna gonna Mongol shove I guess....
>>261166>Kotooshu had already won the tournamentWorst yusho portrait ever.
>>261149>Asashoryu answers honestly and thoughtfully>Hakuho just uses the questions to brag about himself
>>261166God I love that Hakuho had no problem with letting people know how he felt about his opponent's bullshit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrZW8LzPLksEat sand you fat Japanese sack of shit. Go LARP as a great stablemaster because Hakkaku handed you a free Yokozuna, faggot.
>"japanese" as an insult in a sumo threadgo back
>>261172Oh I'm sorry, I must've forgotten the nationalities of the last 25 years' worth of Yokozuna. Surely they were all Japanese, no? Go ahead, include Musashimaru.
>>261170>>261174It's way past your bedtime, Hakuho.
>>261178>The cobra retracts its hood when it's no longer threatened
>>261179Circumcised bros...
>>2611772/9 is 22.2% faggot. Nips are shit at sumo.
>>261182横綱になって、ふぁごっと
>>261167Still a really impressive win though right? I dont think there were many that can say they took a basho when both Hakuho and Asashoryu were in good form. Or when other Yokozuna in the past/present of that caliber were also competing.
Nobody's arguing that, but give the man a kesho-mawashi, ffs.
>>261144I'm a level 100 racist, I knew what it said before I pressed translate to english.
>>261170The Boss just totally baited him.>1st mata, shoves him to show him he knows what he's trying to do>2nd mata, acts pissed off to make him think he'll try to straight blast on him>tachiai, henka's because he knows Kisenosato won't expect itPure brilliance. Totally outgamed him.
Is it even possible for Sumo to experience such a low level of hinkaku ever again or will H*kuho forever be the most dishonorable stain in history?
>>261196We need Dan to do the same thing to one of the mongs
what if one of the sumo-ers during the tachia went early as a fake out and then slowly ran his hand along the buttocks of the opponent and gave him sensual eyes? Would that be good or bad hinkaku
Losing to a henka brings just as much shame as doing one.
>>261205
>>261198Dan is too honorabu for that
>>261207Is this the basho, where Hoshoryu stopped doing that gay wrist flick?
>>261196
Yasuhiro Omori already has groupies
>>261221I can't wait for him to join the shikonaslop club and become just another Fujinofuji or Wakanowaka.
It's not slop, newfag, it's tradition. I saw someone mention he's likely to land at Oitekaze, so it'll be Daishou-something.
>>261231Quick someone tell Tobizaru his shikona is wrong. And Hitoshi. And like, most of the guys there.
大 dai翔 shou
>>261233Retard.
>>261234大 tobi翔 zaru
翔 tobi
>>261216You cant do that Hakuho, that's racist.
>>261237Mom said it's my turn to choose the kanji readings.
>And like, most of the guys there.
>>261236The flying monkey?!?!
>>261205Agent of Chaos
>>261181Go back.
For me? It's Kotoshoho. The next yusho champion.
>>261085>OH LAWD, HE COMIN'!
>>261090Better question is, why did he stop doing it. He was actually winning when he was doing it.
>>261139what a savage pitbull nigger
>>261250He was so stupid looking the JSA told him to stop it or they let ukraine draft him.
>Aonishiki has injured his ankle
>>261263https://hochi.news/articles/20260506-OHT1T51090.html?page=1&utm_abtest=C>sumo enforcer wakamotoharu breaks his ankle for daring to rise in rank so quicklyWelcome to Japan, the nail that sticks out gets hammered down.
>>261269>Avoid training hard>Make Ozeki>Train hard>Lose Ozeki
>>261270Hanayama Kaoru?!
Remember, not everyone keeps up to date on sumo news so you'll do better in fantasy than anyone with a Dan pick ;)
Hell yeah, just got Dan cheap in my basho fantasy lineup! Some geek let him go, was probably drunk lol.
>>261276Because he just injured his ankle in training like yesterday.Hes going to drop ozeki now, being kadoban already.
>9 toes>1 ankle>15-0I believe in Dan
He's gonna be fine, im 5 years older than him and yesterday I suddenly had a very sharp pain in my index finger when extending it and it stopped in like 5 mins
>>261200>>>/lgbt/ Go be a faggot there.
If injury is such a concern why dont they train with safety gear Like boxers, for example
>>261287What the hell kind of safety gear is going to stop your knees from exploding or your ankle twisiting when doing this kind of fighting? Many of them already wear wrappings.
>>261288I was watching some Hakuho clips yesterday and I noticed that no one was nearly as wrapped up as they are today.
I'm eagerly looking forward to the slavic gaijin being demoted from ozeki. The schadenfreude will be pleasant.
It's Zak's time to shine. I believe in him.
>>261296>Hosh will be hiding yet another training injury>Onosato only has one arm>Dan has 9 toes and 1 ankle>Kirishitma is as his name goesZak wins by default but a win is a win.
>>261297NOT SO FAST
>>261298I swear to fucking Yahweh if he wins another yusho I'll fucking kill myself. The fact that WMH has never once even been in a yusho race while that fish-lipped cunt has a yusho and TWO juns offends me to my soul.
DON'T TEMPT ME I'LL FUCKING DO IT
>>261298>>261299If he gets it at sekiwake I'll forgive him. For now I'm not expecting a better score than 5-10 from him.
>>261301It's a shame because he has all the tools he needs to be a solid Sanyaku rikishi but just can't put it together. His yusho was disgraceful and I will never forgive him.
>>261303Retard
>>261304Kill yourself.
>Shikona is literally Makuuchi (幕内)>Never actually make it inside the curtain. Sad.
>>261306>Tamawashi>Doesn't win on the mawashi
>>261307Retard.
>>261309Kill yourself.
We're putting the team back together.
>>261296Correct.
>>261311>A-Team>The short bus of Kiev
>>261311Most huggable rikishi and uh... shishi
>>261315Only women want to hug Asanoyama.
Asanoyama doesnt have to pay for women but he does anyway as a gesture of disrespect
Niggatame bros its almost time for Nabatame to yusho in makushita. This is the start of his ozeki run.
I would've picked kotoshoho over anyone other than the atomic mountain himself
>>261263>>261269the hebrews are responsible for this
Read em and weep>>261320based Zak pick
We're in for a Taiho basho I can feel it.
>"fatslap">looks inside>mostly belt fighting and pushing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtC7UL4VsO0
Dan's ankle injury got infected and they had to amputate his leg below the knee or he might have died from the infection. Intai announcement expected before/during the basho so he can retire as ozeki.
>>261352it was a good run, RIP Dan
I'm feeling like this basho is going to go to some M1-M4 guy. I couldn't tell you which one, but one of them is going to pop off for sure.>>261352Wait until they legalize prosthetics
>>261352They will graft on a leg lab-grown from the well-preserved DNA of Nomi no Sukune
>>261320Which site do you all get these from?
>>261352You cant hurt an ankle or foot if you dont have them anymore.
>>261362Stablemasters.ca
For me it's https://kachiclash.comBut I do use the stablemasters site for the trends page.
Reminder that Teru Piernas de Forma Mecánica would have broken Hakuho's undefeated record if he was allowed to exist.
>>261364Thanks anon.
>>261346Reminds me of that story Harumafuji told about how he only had an 80kg bench when he made Ozeki.
>>261369What Gundam kit is this?
>>261352>SAY!>MY!>NAME!
Still barely scraping by in juryo.
But enough about Takerufuji.
>>261377In 2 bashos babutami will be ranked higher than skinny legs.
>>261378YSK Nabatame intends to ask Futagoyama's permission to use the Miyabiyama shikona when he reaches a high enough rank.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd3HnDsWdmM>Nephew went to Cousin's stable and murdered everyone>He lent his chest to Cousin as the reporters would expect
>>261374I always wondered because it almost looks like something out of IBO but I checked existing gunpla designs and found nothing.Went full autist doing some digging and I found the source.https://www.deviantart.com/artomsey/art/Robot-Legs-Concept-180567899
>>261388Bruh get a hobby like masturbation or a gf or something wtf
>>261389I can only jack off for a couple hours a day dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCM1QItxB2AMoriurara special!
>>261391the samurai spirit. the only real rikishi
Post the webm of Kisenosato laughing as Moriurara somehow manages to stumble simply entering the dohyo.
No
I wasn't asking.
>>261393
Cruel.
>>261385buy an ad
>both onosato and aonishiki are kyujo
>>261403Made me check, I guess.
>>261403>>261404https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/933384b6c1f666d7742fc37bea8cdf1c315e363b
lol
>>261403>>261405IT'S HOSH'S TIME!IT'S HIS BASHO, FINALLY!
>>261406god that is so fucking gutwrenching
>>261406Jesus. He's finished. His career is over.
Evil spirit bros! We did it!
>>261410The face on Papa Bear tells the entire story really. He knew right there and then.
>>261403i dont understand. why would i bother watching if the protagonist isn't gonna be there? is this a sumo filler episode?
>>261412I keep feeling similarly, love both Onosato and Aonishiki, such a kick in the nuts.
>>261412Filler arc actually.
>the protagonist isn't gonna be thereAnon....
>>261415ACK will always be a side-character and he knows it.
YUUUUUSHOOOOOOOO
>>261418ARROZ COMIDO!
>>261346the weight actually bends the barbell impressive
>Dan will be the first white boy to fall from Ozeki and come back to Yokozuna
>>261403Why the fuck is Aonishiki kyujo? What happened?
>>261423He fucked his ankle. You living under a rock?
>>261424When did this happen? Against who?
>>261425>what is ctrl+fSee >>261269
>>261426>>261269holy fuck
Owata....
>Onosato and Aonishiki outKotozakura, please redeem yourself.
>>261429Time for Zak to win a Zensho Yusho by never making an offensive move. I BELIEVE IN THE WALL.
Don't worry bros, Hosh will lose this basho despite it being the second basho in a row where his two biggest rivals are either out or fighting well below their normal. He'll choke at the end like usual and the yusho will go to a maegashira. Then, in disgust and unable to live with their decision to promote him, Hakkaku will retire in disgrace and the YDC will dissolve, thus ushering in a new era of sumo. Also, fun fact, if you google Hoshoryu, the first image you see is him losing to Daieisho.
>fastest to get ozeki>fastest to lose ozeki
Soon....
>>261406So let me get this straight. Didn't this injury happen in November? And he's only thinking about surgery in MAY?
Heal on the dohyo.
new>>261447>>261447>>261447
>>261391>>261395>>261397>>261398curly is my favorite member of the three stooges.
