Body slam editionReminder that we will be on /sp/ for the 2026 Nagoya Basho, from July 12-26.>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dprevious thread >>265218
first for eternal Kotozakura 8-7
Glad you webbum'd that moment I pointed out. Little fucker hit the ground hard.>That's for the matta you faggot
no yuushou?
>>265838Imagine the smell
>>265844Did you notice that Asahifuji took a loss to Hiradoumi and spent the rest of his time seething and trying to get a rematch?
>>265845Idiot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyW5-WyZif4
So do both Yokozuna do their entrance ceremony one after the other or is it just one per day?
>>265848Both. The trade who goes first.
datasumo is gone is there anyone else showing all the data on the screen live?
>>265822Fingers crossed no drop outs. Read an article mentioning that Onosato went 11-0 against kotozakura in training but I know they don't train near full power. Still, even just half assing against kotozakura would take some doing. I haven't seen anything about Hoshoryu having trouble with his leg either.
>>265852Shame really, I will love that image forever though.I stick with Ahenka for my abema restream, names in english and I believe head to head stat are the onlu things he has on screen.
>mfw VPN+ABEMA
>>265852>AI channel is goneOh no!Anyway.
>>265852what happened to him
>>265858irl shit taking so much time to where he can't run the channel. sucks really.
>>265858Banned for being an obvious AI channel. Most likely a Russian who thought he could make some easy side money by having a server running an automated Twitch channel.
>>265861His channels are still there. Not banned.This has to be midnight's 4chan spam account.>>265858he had a goodbye vid up for a while and still has a message on his website saying his side projects are making money and streaming isn't, so he had to stop. It sucks ass. Ahenka is ok, but doesn't have enough info and the chat is gross.
>>265856>>265861Retard.
>>265862>>265863I don't give a fuck about why the channel is gone, it was low quality slop. He made Midnight look good.
>>265864Here's your (((you)))Now crawl back under your bridge
>>265867I'm here to stay and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>265868
>>265869
>>265853>I know they don't train near full powerIt's okay because Kotozakura doesn't fight at full power either.
>>265862>chat is grossI wouldn't know, I close that on every sumo stream.
>>265871not until it's time to gatekeep a mongoloid of course
>>265870Me brushing the Dorito crumbs off.
Someone make the /sp/ thread I'm too lazy
>>265877Same but Chicken in a biskit.
MIGRATE>>>/sp/156648910>>>/sp/156648910>>>/sp/156648910
>Not checking the catalogue before hitting post.
the /sp/ thread archived in less than 10 minutes, Jesus fuck
I went to sleep for a mere 12 hours and look what you faggots let happen.
>>266000What do you use to clip Natto? Thanks.
>>266017I simply record my screen using OBS like a peasant.
>>266021Fair enough.
NEW>>>/sp/156829881>>>/sp/156829881>>>/sp/156829881
Yeah, get humbled fagit(Attended a real university sumo practice [with compression shorts under his mawashi] and got his AC joint ruptured)
>>266125only solution is to adopt a shikona and join a stable so he can work through it on the dohyoit's like walking into the overlook hotel
I thought you people said Kazuma was good
Dan pwnz all
>>266044Are they brothers?
>>266284No. The hairy one is half-Filipino.
>>266284Brothers don't fight each other in pro sumo, silly
D
A
Based Shishi on absolute fire
lower divisions saved this basho, boring makuuchi.
Back to the pit.
I missed the slower threads.
>>266404Wakatakamoto more or less spent 14 years in Makushita and went 6-1 twice. Neither ended in a playoff let alone a yusho. Asahifuji achieved more in a single basho than Waka did in all that time.
>>266405t. Life
What now...
Alright faggots, post em. 48 wins for me. Fuck Kazuma btw.
Thousands across Japan are singing and praising Dan's name right now
>>266409>>thousands out of 122 millionyou're correct
>>266410I got the impression that Kiri playoff really hurt Dan and if he hadn't won it he'd have basically been eliminated.
Aonishiki won the yusho because of a missed hairpull.Waito piggu go home.
>>266412Its Kirishimas fault for not calling mono-ii, blame him
>>266411I was going to shitpost something to the effect of "Kirishima lost the playoff but perma-injured Dan for the future mongol yusho." Shitposts aside, I do hope Dan doesn't get perma-injured from this.
>>266414kiri is weak, Asahifuji will take care of aoshit.
What is Hakkaku thinking now?
>>266410I couldn't tell when he got up if he was in pain or relieved at the yusho. He looked like he was grabbing his elbow or shoulder when he got up.
did he jump the ship now or what, lol
https://x.com/sumosumo751/status/2081329516820189635?s=20
>>266420Doesn't matter, the time to act and to do something about it was right there and then. They didn't do shit. Dwelling on that is pointless
>>266420Mentality lacking in hinkaku.
痛みを抱えながらも11日目につかんだ大関復帰力を振り絞り引っ張ってきた優勝争い千秋楽、本割で敗れて臨んだ巴戦熱海富士に雪辱を果たし、霧島に対して自分の相撲を貫いてつかんだ賜杯何という気力凄まじい意志の力記憶に深く刻まれた名古屋場所、魂の17番#安青錦
>>266417Chewing out the zunas while fellating Fujinokawa, probably.
>Kotozakura is the strongest rikshi when he has 7 wins and the weakest one when he has 8 wins
>>266426That parking spot must be really nice
>>266421It's not pointless, it's how you point out things to the responsible so they do better next time. This is also why Japan is what it is.
>>266426Obviously; why would he want to be yokozuna with gazillion responsibilities when he can walk his dogs and get almost the same salary as zuna.
WHERE'S THE FUCKING INSTANT BANZUKE SPIFFY>>266427I heard there are flowers 20 feet away.
Did we get any crying kino from atubbyfuji?
Dan won
>>266408Wakanosho got injured, but believing in Hosh was 100% my fault
He's just too cool...
>>266442Nibbas be like>Woah 3 yusho at 22!Meanwhile Atamin be like>:(
Small rise in Juryo for me.
Overall great basho for nabatame with a disappointing end. If he can figure out some consistency I think he will quickly rise through juryo.
>>266446Got the same wins as you, up to Ms7.
>>266408WHY DIDN'T I CHOOSE CHICKEN LEGSWHY DID I CHOOSE KAZUMA, THE ONE GUY WHO FUCKING STRUGGLES ON A NEW PROMOTION?????
>>266407We wait while our life slowly withers away with the passage of time.But in the meantime, we contemplate.
>>266407take it day by day and focus on your style of hanging in thereand don't forget to get injured in a training bout
>>266407Be sad Atami couldn't get the yusho but be excited at the possible ozeki run. He looked great this month and really was putting things together.
>>266419He's never played favourites. He's been supporting Dan the whole time.
>>266419https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nm5EhBSdr0
Whites are winning and you are seething
>>266365Kisenosato lol'd
help me here anons.so if you have a losing record as ozeki, you're on parole the next tournament.if you lose again, you're demoted.but i read aonishiki will be ozeki again, whats that all about? once youre ozeki, you dont need 33 wins to be back?
>>266475two tournaments with a losing record to get parole
>>266475You get a 1 basho chance to undo your uh-oh, get 10 wins and you get ozeki back, fail that and you have to do it the hard way.
>>266459Takerufuji 8-7'd his way through Juryo, by all counts he should have been wrecked by maegashitters.
>>266478I never in a million years would've chosen shishi though, that shit couldn't be predicted.
>>266475They're giving Dan favoritism because he is White
>>266442>>anqingjinhe should use that as his zuna shikona
This actually happened btw
>>266484It should be remembered that Kotozakura gave the "main character role" of sumo to Aonishiki, since Kotozakura himself could not stop Hoshoryu from winning a basho.
https://hochi.news/articles/20260727-OHT1T51261.html?page=1> The Yokozuna Deliberation Council has made a "strong request" to Oonosato and Hoshoryu, urging them through Chairman Hakkaku to "take responsibility for demonstrating what it means to be a Yokozuna.""encouragement" soon...it's over...
>>266486Futahaguro was at Tatsunami too. Okami-san is in danger.
>>266486So it's basically oonover. Either he gets a surgery and retires due to loss of any motivation, or shits the bed one last time and gets an encouragement
>>266475yes you get back with the 10 wins right after dropping to Sekiwakethis is only the 7th time someone actually did it, though.
>>266486
>>266486>Panic promote Hosh when everybody knew he was a shaky Yokozuna option with Onosato on the rise right behind him>Pressure Onosato to keep fighting with one arm when he would be exactly what you would want in a Yokozuna if allowed to heal >Its somehow the 'zunas fault
>>266502desu I'm not buying this cool story about "JSA were in need of zuna" they literally promoted a mongol
>>266502stable masters are niggers, more news at 11.
Ansei nishiki is best!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttK4xywrV1w
>>266504It true though. Hakkaku is a weeb for London and with the upcoming event there he wanted sumo to looks its best with a Yokozuna at the helm. Bear in mind it was Hakkaku who won the last event in London all those decades ago.
>>266509Wouldn't most brits not even know or give a shit if there wasn't a yokozuna>there's a higher rank that can sometimes be achieved, but no one has currently attained it>ooh ahhhLike if you took me to a cricket match and three players were missing I wouldn't know
>>266507no it's asanoyama actually lol
>>266511Irrelevant to the fact that Hakkaku wanted sumo to look its best, and having a grand champion is how you do that.
>>266513How did they ever develop a language that it's impossible to tell how it's pronounced by the way it's written, because you pick and choose what sounds you want from each individual kanji
>>266516Last time the Chinese invaded they thought Japanese words were too long when written in kana so forced their writing system on top of it. And as the road to hell is paved with good intentions, it didn't work even slightly and we're left with the abomination that Japanese is today. At least they're using kana more with the ever-increasing number of loan words they taken from English, though as an English speaker you'll want to rake your eyeballs out encountering these words. My favourite is heart (haato). I had to read it three times before I got what they were trying to say, AND THE WORD WAS MEANT TO BE ENGLISH.Unironically the dumbest language on the planet.
Onosato is so mentally weak lmao. Luke Littler made the finals of the darts world championship at 16, then won it at 17 and 18. Just yesterday he won the world matchplay tournament for the second time in a row. He's retained that killer instinct for his entire professional career and shows no signs of slowing down.Onosato meanwhile stopped caring about sumo after his last yusho. He's even said it in interviews, that he rocketed to the top so fast that he doesn't know how to keep up the momentum. Some fat shit from Warrington who had a beer belly at 16 is dunking on Onosato's "fighting spirit".
>>266519one guy is performing extreme conditioning on his physique and the other guy just gets pissed and throws pointy needles around. Like good for him but the only effort he needs is raw talent, he doesn't have to work out 6 times a week or power bulk for a decade.
>>266520The only thing Onosato is performing is a refusal to get shoulder surgery.
>>266520>or power bulk for a decadeAnd FYI, Onosato weighed 100kg at 10 years old, he really is just naturally huge, don't act like he put effort into that shit. Littler has been training in darts since he was 6 so it actually was a decade between then and his first major finish.Onosato just has no fighting spirit anymore. Meanwhile Hoshoryu is using his title to feed fusens to Kirishima. Fucking gay.
>>266520Darts requires a powerful physique sculpted through years of downing pints and packets of pork scratchings. It takes more determination and physical discipline than sumo. Andy Fordham in his prime would heem Onosato in the dohyo. Darts is also more spiritual than sumo.
Both darts and sumo have a dude calling match results in a retarded voice.
>kotozakura 8-7 >againlmao
>>266525A kachikoshi guarantees you 4 months of Ozeki tenure. That means you're guaranteed at least one parking spot at the Kokugikan. Who wouldn't want that? He could even take Kotoeiho and Kotosh*ho with him.
Tomatofuji...
>>266525Salaryzeki
>>266525that's his style of sumo
Zak's average wins at Ozeki is 8.5, even with his excellent 2024 and 14-1 yusho. Just take him out back and put a bullet in him already.
>>266531Money and miles, brother
>>266533
>>266534@grok put Kotozakura's face on the dog
>>266531Its kinda funny how Zak is not motivated to try to climb higher. He doesn't have passion, yet he just makes 8-7 against sanyaku and takes his time to have some fun with ozeki status.On the other hand Onosharto is reaching KWABozuna status and seems to be ok with that
>>266536At this point I think everyone is supporting Dan's rope big and Atamin's Ozeki bid. Fuck everyone else they're probably gay.
We didn't just break the record for consecutive 12-3Ys, we obliterated it.
>>266540Still the greatest shit of all time
>>266541Not even going to pretend to argue against that. The 13 years of dominance building up to it, the fact that he had to have his knee drained of fluid before every match yet STILL refused to lose, and that absolutely insane handing of the baton over to Terunofuji. What yusho can even compete with something like that? Sumo at its most glorious.
Horseshityu needs to retire immediately. He is a fraud and a charlatan and I won't stand for it.
>>266543>Most consecutive 12-3Ys>Most consecutive Yokozuna bashos without a Yushowoah...sumo is so exciting...
>>266539yeah please give him the rope so all the danfags stfu already.
>>266543>>266545I forgot to mention this is what yokozuna sumo looks like. Even in his last basho with no knees he still posted a zensho. Horseshit will ever yusho let alone zensho.
>>266536>Onosharto is reaching KWABozuna status and seems to be ok with thatYou're fucking joking, the absolute shame and horror on his face when he loses? Are you blind?
Where is the picture with the fish
There exists a cursed timeline where Zak performed just a little better and received a double yokozuna promotion with Horse.
>>266552Here.
>>266486horse is being put in the position of having to either beat Dan or retire. and he can't beat Dan
Jap newspapers are now saying that the YDC is going to recommend Kirishima for promotion on the strength of his consecutive JY yusho equivalents since both were just as good scores as the eventual champion. Apparently they'd like to have a yokozuna who reliably ends up in the yusho race instead of uncompetitive horseryu style trash.
Yokozuna outnumbering maegashira 2028
>>266556That's not what Chris said
>>266557Dan Y1eHorseSHITryu Y21w
>>266561>Chris
>>266562Hoshoryu Yokozuna-Ozeki-Ozeki (like real Ozeki) 4w
i would like it if nobody was promoted on a 12-3 from now on
>>266562Damn there's gonna be 40 yokozuna?
>>26656648
>>266555It will be better for horse if Dan gets promoted to zuna then there won’t be as much pressure on him since he is losing to another zuna at least.
>>266571>tthights
Daily reminder both Kirishima and Dan are ozeki who have won more yusho than Hoshoryu
>>266575Yeah but who rose up the ranks faster? Who has the better % wins? Who has more hinkaku? Who has showcased more technique and ability to adapt?
>>266576Who's gonna tell him
>>266576Is this some sort of out of season april fools joke?
>>266576
Horse will never win a Basho as Yokozuna.Never.NEVER.And he knows it too.
Onosato returns to y1e next banzuke
Atami Fuji looks disappointed after losing to Dan in the playoff match (Photo by Hisaki Nagashima)
>>266590I was too tbqhI want my chonky boy to get his uchi yusho
>>266590takayasu 2.0
>>266588
>>266590He has lost twice to Dan in play-offs. Of course he is
>>266590Are his eyes open or closed
>>266593How many times has he been back and forth between East and West.These Yokozuna need to get their shit together.
>>266590no hinkakuhe's all about money
>>266569huh, what happened here? Why did the Wakanami win. I'm blind
>>266600Foot went out on the utchari. You can see the shimpan point it out to the gyoji.
>>266604Looks like an ipponzeoi to me.
>>266606>Looks like an ipponzeoi to meI thought so too, but they called it as koshinage. Possibly because he went more over the hip than the shoulder.
>>266607Yeah, but he didn't, just a bad call by the gyoji. https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/tv/sumo/techniques/72/https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/tv/sumo/techniques/60/
>>266608No need to be pedantic. I'm just the messenger.
>>266609Found the source. The youtube link was dead, but then remembered Jason's channel was backed up on the Internet Archive. On one hand I'm glad somebody saved it since a lot of his videos were the only clips for the fights. On the other hand, I really wished he figured out a better way than just recording his TV.
>>266569>>266601old dude was waving first
>>266502>Mr.MochiMOCHI MOCHI MOCHI MOCHI MOCHI MOCHI
>>266618ERABU NARA
>>266612every era got the first row oji-san who's been watching sumo for 50 years
>>266597Zero. This is the first time Onosato has returned to Y1e.
Lean years.
>>266626>Average of 6.4 wins per basho for Y1e over the last two yearsIf you wanted to cut out July 24 which wouldn't be unreasonable then the average drops to 6.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28d7AErUsoA
>>266630
>>266630The Dan glazing from them is crazy.
>>266637But it's not undeserved honestly.>MarchBroke a toe so couldn't perform>MayFucked up ankle prevented him from performing. The fact that he accepted his Ozeki demotion by not even trying to fight speaks volumes of his character>JulyComes in with a dodgy ankle and rips a toenail out day 8 and STILL fights through it to take the yushoHave we seen either Yokozuna fight through anything like that? Hoshoryu's Jan 25 yusho is the only thing that springs to mind, but even then it's only a situation he put himself in due to jobbing to Maegashira losers one too many times, he wasn't injured via misfortune.I actually think the story of Yokozuna Dan would be better after the last few basho as it shows us what he's really made of. But holy fuck we need a yusho that isn't a 12-3 for once holy fuck.
>>266638The thing that worries me is that Aonishiki’s style isn’t exactly straightforward and if he’s getting injured at his young age those injuries will just start to compound.
>>266639His injuries are nothingburgers because they're happening by accident and are ones which will heal on their own fairly quickly. It's not like he's snapping ACLs or his spine is shitting discs out in every direction.
>>266637>>266638I think we do gotta weigh the fact that his toe injury is a lot less serious than a ligament injury.he also did worse in March than the Yokozuna did in January. Hakkaku coming out and saying things later like that Aonishiki's stoicism fighting without complaint through his broken toe to the last day trying to stave off kadoban is something purely being said out of hindsight and not something that was appreciated at the time by JSA leadership.I wouldn't doubt trying to balance weird with his toe fucked up contributed to his ankle injury, either.Not to shit on Dan or anything though. As a fan I was thoroughly impressed with what he accomplished the past two weeks, I just can't stomach the way JSA and the Yokozuna council routinely manage to achieve both the most soulless praise and criticism of their top stars possible. I get it's something cultural they gained spending their best years circlejerking in a sweaty room full of fat guys, but I think they can show just a modicum less contempt for guys that are trying their hardest.
>>266643>he also did worse in March than the Yokozuna did in JanuaryDude he broke a toe day 4 when Churanoumi landed on it. Hoshoryu was for all intents and purposes not injured and Onosato still felt good enough to fight.It really does just come down to fighting spirit at this point. If Onosato's shoulder really is back to normal then he went 9-6 because he was scared to use it. But that's not how it's supposed to go, he's supposed to be full throttling it like Fujinokawa every fight. Onosato has no fighting spirit, he's a coward who's scared of tarnishing his legacy and it's causing him to tarnish his legacy.Hoshoryu should be demoted to Ozeki.>But that's never happened beforeNeither has this length of time from rope to yusho.
anything else happening beside danfags jerking and cumming all over this thread?
>>266647yeah we can talk about uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>266647Me being sad for my slit-eyed tomato
>>266647Couple guys whining about Hoshoryu, that's it.
>>266650How else can you talk about Hoshoryu at this point? Him giving his fusen to Kirishima was soft match fixing in plain sight. He's as much of a cunt as Asashoryu except can't win a cup.
>>266651stop shitting up the thread retard. were you crying like this too in aki 25 when Kotozakura went fusen to Onosato on day 14 after denying the yusho to Hoshoryu the day before? doubt it
>>266652Zak stood to gain nothing from that, but Hosh and Kiri are known good Mongolian friends and the win greatly benefit Kiri's rope run while Kiri is still the only Mong Ozeki to not rope. Considering how fucking abysmal Hosh's entire performance was I can't see any other reason why he'd wait until 7-6 before dropping out since it seems to be an MCL injury. His 4th loss came day 10 against Dan. Why wait until the day 14 Kiri match with an MCL injury when you can't even win the cup?I actually dislike Hoshoryu at this point.
Surely the fusen hurts Kirishima and makes his promotion claim much weaker than it would be if he beat him legit
>>266653>Zak has nothing to gain from seeing a fellow Jap dunk on the Mong who beat him to the Yokozuna bid he swore on his grandfathers grave he wouldn't losereally now. I'm not saying he did that but if we're making shit up then we ought to properly do so.
Someone should teach Umeyama how to throw. Right now all he tries to do is yorikiri and makes his fights harder then they should.
>>266655Zak had more reason to keep fighting at 9 wins than Hosh did at 5 losses. And that's before factoring in that Hosh apparently has an MCL injury.
>>266657Zak doesn't have any reason to keep fighting after KK
>>266658An Ozeki has more reason to want a 10-5 with no injuries than a Yokozuna has to want a 10-5 with a fucked ACL. Hosh held out so he could hand a fusen to his friend. Do you really think you're changing my mind with anything you post? Where do you think you are?
Oh wait shit, sorry, Hosh actually had his 6th loss locked in before the fusen. Blatant match fixing.
>>266657lol>>266659yeah bro just never fight bro that's what a great Yokozuna should do. just sit out every basho until you're in perfect condition. i'm sure everyone will love that. retard
>>266661Yeah man just look at this jobber of a record. Who the fuck even was this guy? Just look at all those bashos he sat out of when Hoshoryu hasn't fully sat out of a single basho yet.
>>266662>comparing end of career Hakuho with fresh Yokozuna Hoshoryuok bro
>>266651That's the thing, you don't have to. Just don't post.
Before the transition to the off-basho /xs/ period we need a Dew Sweeper anon to perform the correct ceremony with incense and chanting
>>266663Even that image has an average wins of 4.8/basho while the current Y1e spot has an average of 6. The JSA needs to unironically consider demotion.
>Since Teru's last yusho the Y1e spot has won a yusho 1 time in 12>In my highly selective image Hakuho won 3 yusho in 14, none of which were a fucking 12-3Sumo is in an age of mediocrity.
>>266667Not that anon but I didn't realize the performance of the top 1 or 2 people reflect on the entirety of sumo as a whole.
>>266668If the tsuna is too heavy for you then don't wear it FAGGOT.
>>266637>why are they glazing the non yokozuna who won 3 of the last 5 yushos? So weird
>>266647anti-Danners need to be prepared to be seething with frustration and disappointment pretty much continuously until about 2040 or so. enjoy ur suffering and anguish, you know us Whitebros will
>>266657Horseryu just sucks bro, he was doing badly so he paid off a doctor to give him a made up excuse to supposedly justify his terrible record. Its not as if being in terrible physical condition justifies performing badly, its the wrestlers' responsibility to keep themselves in decent shape, thats why Tom receives accolades for his consecutive appearance streak
This is from last year he has given up at least 7 more kinboshi since then. Poor horshityu.
I hope you are able to find the mental help you need someday, anon.
>>266677>41.9%Oof
>>266677>MienoumiKoga tier
>>266677>KisenosatoMy god... he raised Onosato to yokozuna and then forced him to fight injured so he could finally shed his kinboshi-donor shame...
Since Dan needed 10 wins to be promoted to ozeki and he dramatically exceeded that standard with 12 wins + 2 playoff wins they should promote him directly to yokozuna.
>>266686Idk if that would be fair. They should probably also demote hosh to counter balance it
>>266682I never realized that Mienoumi was Miyabiyamas oyakata. Got stuck taking care of his retarded grandchild.
If these faggots who pressured Onosato and Hoshoryu to fight on injuries tell them to retire I'm going to shit in the deliberation council's rice bowl.
>>266693One of the fundamental aspects of sumo is building your “sumo body”. Injuries occur because they are taking short cuts. If they were doing 1000 shiko a day like Hakuho was they wouldn’t have these problems.
>>266693
>>266696where the hell is that thumbnail from?
Its amazing how Dan has completely destroyed the careers of three yokozuna. Nobody has ever had anything like this kind of impact on sumo before, even when Hakuho made the top division it didn't completely knock the established yokozuna out of the box, Asashoryu was still the top dog for a long time after Hakuho appeared on the scene. Dan is an altogether different story, he hasn't even been in makuuchi two years and he has devastated the entire field.
>>266699Who's the third? Kisenosato?
>>266700lmao@the cone of salt emanating from T's corner
>>266697some AI slop yt channel
>>266677The graphic only has 10 names cut out in the middle. Why not just expand it a little bit and fit everyone on it
>>266701Terunofuji decided to retire in January '25 because he knew that if he was on the banzuke in March '25 he would end up having to face and inevitably end up being humiliated by Dan, so he chose to retire as a means of dodging Dan.
>>266705Terunofuji's son owns Dan
>>266707Too bad Kusano has shit consistency
>>266708He's perfectly consistent in that he's only a joi regular who dips his toes into Sanyaku. He ain't making Ozeki.
>>266695this is such a stupid pic, what's this, rap album cover, fucking zoomers
>>266707behold the dan kryptonite, but man i cannot wait for asahifuji and tenshouyama to be in joi.
Reminder that upon making Makuuchi, Nabatame plans to formally ask Futagoyama for permission to use his old Miyabiyama shikona.
>>266715>Sorry, that's reserved for Mita. You can have Koga, and Koga can be called Kimi
Tanji, Tokifudou and Nabatame to Juryou... rip Asahifuji, probably left him at Ms1
>>266718He didn't earn it. Just because he will next time doesn't mean he should get it now
>>266719Sure it wasn't a cean 7-0 yusho but still, he smacked everyone in playoffs.. I don't think Tokifudou is a great prospect though, 4-3 from Ms2, but they fucked Tanji last time too when he was Ms6 and didn't make it with 6-1 and playoff loss.
>>266730Do you have Mitakeumi vs Onosho bout from 2020(?) during covid, where Mitakeumi is on the ropes but manages to teleport behind Onosho for pushout
>>266731I checked March/November 2020 and January/September/November 2021 and didn't see a match like you described. I couldn't find July 20202, March and May 2021 matches, so it might be in one of those.
>>266713>fucking zoomers
>>266713Welcome to zoomer-era
>Yoshii changed his shikona to Tokifudo, and is now getting promoted to juryo after two bashosWow he finally made it.
Has anyone worn a mawashi? What's it feel like?
>>266746Salty milk and coins.
kiriSHITma would be yokozuna right now if it wasn't for Dan standing in his way.
>>266752Hosh would've won a zuna yusho by now if it wasn't for Dan standing in his way. Also you're wrong because the YDC said he needed a really strong July for them to even begin a conversation. 12JY 12Y is not a rope, though Oshima has said they're aware of his consistent great performances. 11-4 11-4 12-3 12-3 12-3 honestly looks better than anything Hosh or Sato have done as a zuna.
>>266753Kirishitma would be 13-2 with fusen
>>266753If Dan hadn't been there to beat kiriSHITma on day 13 then kiriSHITma would have a 12 win JY and 13 win Y and they would've had to promote him because they just promoted horseSHITryu on the same weak score.
>>266756Hosh was promoted on 13-2JY 12-3Y. Takakeisho was denied on 12-3JY 13-2Y. You're patently wrong.
>>266757TakeaSHITo was denied out of spite because he ate all the YDC's hamburgers at sumo July 4th picnic
A yokozuna should have to win a cup for every 2 years they've been at the rank, and failure to do so results in either retirement or demotion to Ozeki.
>>266760Oh and just like demotion from Ozeki, a demoted Yokozuna has one basho to win a yusho and get their rope back.
>>266760>>266761japanese social media mentioned something similar, to allow zuna demotion etc, but I dont think that will ever happen lol. They just need to be more strict on the promotion to zuna at least.
>>266762Zuna demotion would just be a forced retirement by another name because no one with self respect would accept that. I just want Hoshoryu back down to Ozeki honestly.
>>266752Dan destroyed more mongs than Ivan the Terrible
>>266764If I wanted to destroy a mong I'd fuck your sister.
WENS BANZUKKY
Niggatame bros as expected we are officially back in juryo. The honorary white man marches on.
>>266776>The honorary white manOho is 1/8 Ukrainian, yes.
Danylo Yavhusishyn and his trusty sidekick Serhii Sokolovskyi link up on the Ukrainian steppe and head out eastward across asia kicking the ass of every mong they meet along the way, eventually they reach the mouth of the amur river, cross the straight of tartary to sakhalin where the fuck taiho's mother then head southward kick ass and eventually conquering all of japan
>>266778>The straight-line flight distance from Ukraine (Kyiv) to Mongolia (Ulaanbaatar) is about 3,297 miles (5,306 kilometers)Not much further than LA to NYC.
>>266741gyoji seppuku
>>266741if this is Juryo why are the stands so empty
>>266788look at the date
Even looking at the date took me a minute. covid is blocked from my memory
>>266709Hate the ugly cunt but he'll have a break out tournament eventually too big and too talented. He probably won't be a yokozuna but I can see him make Ozeki with a couple of yushos in the future.
Wakatakakage is slated to his September, even November. Would he even be in Juryo at that point?
new Chris videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQTZ1VorIi4
>>266824he will fall to M5-7 probably, then M16, he should be good to start again in juryo.Btw he would lose the leg if they would have waited more than 1-2 hours more for the surgery. Apparently he is walking again now.
Salaries will go up starting hatsu basho 2027:Yokozuna 3 million yen 3.3 million yen (+300,000 yen)Ozeki 2.5 million yen 2.75 million yen (+250,000 yen)Sanyaku 1.8 million yen 2 million yen (+200,000 yen)Makuuchi 1.4 million yen 1.55 million yen (+150,000 yen)Juryo 1.1 million yen 1.2 million yen (+100,000 yen)
>>266812>too bigI wince every time I see someone call Kusano big. Is it some in-joke or something that I'm not part of? The guy's 157kg, that's extremely average in Makuuchi if not below average. Shishi has 20kg on him. Even Roga is heavier at 160kg.
>>266824>>266826he's landing in m10+ for september and middle of juryo for kyushu, makushita for january
>>266828Have you seen Kusano's quads? He's more muscle than lard compared to a guy like Shishi.
>>266831The Rapist of Reiwa is heavier and has bigger quads.
>>266833Rapist of Reiwa is a freak who breaks a limb in every basho and proceeds to heal on the dohyo next basho to a double digit score. In like 3 years the ochiai mummy will be real.
>>266827Dan's salary will go up from 2.5 million to 3.3 million for Hatsu
>>266837The rise seems ceremonial more than anything since someone at Dan's level gets most of their money from kensho.
>>266838Yes this is base salary, not including kensho money obviously, no kinboshi money etc. Also the yusho prize money will be doubled to 20 million yen.
>>266831Kusano's mile wide shoulders are whats most impressive about him, he could definitely hang a lot more weight on that frame. >>266828Shishi is 3" taller, at 177 he isn't even nearly chubby by sumo standards
>>266839Dan is gonna make over 140million next year not including kensho
Being a native jap and seeing Ura's name has to be odd>tall mountain>mountain base>steppe horse>flying monkey>bob
>>266842Until they see it written and that it's just a regular name they're probably like>Holy shit Ura that must mean powerful warrior of elegance and victory written in four ancient kanji
5 of the 6 mongs in the top division MK'd in NaGOYa
>>266840shitshi, like tochinoshin before him, carries his fat on his gross diabetes legs.
>>266841are you 12 years old or what
NEW THREAD >>266848>>266848>>266848>>266848>>266848>>266848>>266848>>266848
>>266849>page 1
>>266849I hate danfags so fucking much
>>266849faggot
>>266849absolute retard
I can't believe Ura is DEAD
>>266924Shodai, although mentally weak, has an absolute rikishi build + I don't think I've ever seen him injured, not even taped up.
>>266886ILL OMEN
Are there any funny sumo meme videos?
>>266946yeah, watch the natto of this basho but only watch the last fights in top division
>>266944>>266946Akatsu (stunto) has probably few
aonishiki participating in august jungyou despite having injuries... is he dumb or the injuries were not that big as it was described.
>>266953Jungyou contributing to injury factor is a meme
>>266953He will propably just sit in side-line and do shiko and fan service.
>>266959https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb3uIXoP2DA
