Sly edition.>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread: >>267345
First for Asahifuji.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-qzAh4kcxINew chrisslop. Sucks to be this guy though, dude's got no top knot.
>>267834Nah, the topknot's drawn from the back. They shave that part sometimes anyway.
>>267833Fat
>>267837I just want him to scream “roll roll roll” and roll like Chouji from Naruto.
>>267837takayasu 2.0 charging up
>>267837>Bouncing Ukraine :|>Bouncing Japan :O
>>267837Screw wobbly punches, hit 'em with the wobbly tachiai
>>267837We got the Atami fat stacks, Atami rage, Atami stride, and now the Atami wiggle. Truly these are blessed days.
Asakoryu and Asasuiryu will likely be next to each other on the banzucky.
New Chris, onofatso died on tour
>>267846Get that shoulder surgery he really absolutely needs? Nah just take five days off lmao
>>267847It's weird that they're saying it's for "treatment." I bet it's not even the shoulder issue.
>>267848Not sure what kind of treatment you can get in just five days
>>267849Right? Although don't forget it's sumo, so it could be something that would normally take you out for two weeks and they just said "Yeah, five days will do." lol
>>267847Nishonoseki-heya has a special dohyo in a back room used for healing.
>>267849rumours are saying that he got some much needed treatment to the frontal lobe region
>>267848RETAIL THERAPY GIRL SLLLAAAAYYYYY
>>267851AAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY ZENSHO YUSHO
>>267837
>>267851
>>267866
The yokozuna council and Nishonoseki won't let Onosato ever recover will they
>>267869horseshitryu be like "why can't I figure out how to do that?" nobody has lost to Dan more times than horseshitryu, a so-called yokozunalol
>nobody has lost to Dan more times than horseshitryu
Performing the Dohyo Iri before I take a crap just in case the evil spirits get any ideas
>>267878Breaking News:Onoslipto just fell and cracked his head open on the sink in his bathroom, causing a major brain illness and turning him into a mental retard.Shockingly this has only improved his sumo. Here are some words from the Yokozuna himself on why that might be: "Me no think about losing. Me just win instead."This has also had the consequence of causing Shishi to lose his exclusive access to the handicap bikerack slot in the arena's parking lot.
>>267879its hilarious how onosato, once japan's mortal lock for the next great yokozuna, has become a total joke and failure and its all because the sumo gods were peeved after onosato was gift that W against Dan in match that was clearly and blatantly decided incorrectly in onosato's favor
You can't win by jumping out of the ring.
>>267882That was such a shit call but you really need to use the earlier shot of onosato dragging the top of his foot AND going airborne before dan to sell it.
>>267882>after onosato was gift that W against Dan in match that was clearly and blatantly decided incorrectly in onosato's favorDanfags will say shit like this then look the other way when he was gifted the last yusho off a hair pull.
>>267870he's doomed to win every match with one arm
Is there any hinkaku required on tour? Would the yokozuna council issue a stern newspaper admonishing if onosato just lost all his bouts
>>267893No, but matches aren't real on jungyo anyway, so it wouldn't happen.
>>267883The top of Onosato's foot touched down well before that point.
>>267895Correct, but I stand by my statement.
>>267878a non-yokozuna doing it just invites a sewer eel to come screaming up the pipe straight into your butthole the second you peel apart your sweaty hams.
>>267894Yeah but like if Onosato was just a big pussy on the tachia and ran out of the ring to avoid getting hurt, or showed up clearly hungover and could barely perform
>>267897S-stunto...
>>267899>this man was later raped by the demon eelnot like this...
>>267900Is this how they create the power water?
>>267899Piss bottles again, i swear
>No Chris todayWhat the fuck are we paying him for?
Wtf apparently Chris is black
>Dan shooting a beam of pure energy out of his nipples to help push Atamifuji over the tawaraIs this a legal move
Atamifuji's sister finished 2nd place in the girl's university sumo tournament total bitch loser family can't never win anything lol
>>267925She has his eyes
>>267926Or lack thereof.
>>267923Proof of Aoinishki's divine protection.
>>267925too skinny
>>267925would>>267929wouldn't
Everyone would Atamifuji's sister because she'd give birth to strong children, prefer the Amazon position, and marrying her means you're Atamin's brother in law.
>>267932When he isn't doing mattas and henkas he's very entertaining. Doesn't happen often though.
>>267932what the fuck was up with Oho, 2-13, this tournament?
>>267934Recent Chris video spoke about some injury but he's still on the tour so idk it's Oho dude might zensho next basho.
>>267929You can't just import average slavic (true) women into the sport and call it a day!
>>267934he's not true sanyaku material, and unlike maega3 or whatever, komusubi meant he got ground into dust from the beginning
>>267941>never had the makings of a sanyaku rishiki
>>267940>fuck you>now, get dressed, you're going to france
>>267946I don't know what's better, seeing him surrounded by blacks or pretending that a phone booth with piss up the side is the height of culture
>>267947he's the kinkyaku after all
>>267954hinkyaku cmon i had one job
>>267947Was that the punishment for doing poorly in the last basho, having to go to paris?
>/pol/tards think Paris is a punishmentMotherfucker, Onosato has been to ALABAMA.
>>267962I hate to tell you this anon but you've been asleep for 80 years, it's 2026 now.
>>267962Gulf shores Alabama is pretty nice
>>267968It was Birmingham.
>>267957Is hearing wearing an adult diaper?
>>267971Just built different.
Hey guys new sumo fan here, I just got recommended this video and was wondering how this guy is doing now? He must be destroying everyone.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0KY7R-I-ok
>>267923It's been approved by the Imperial Onmyōjiso long as the beam of pure energy doesn't emit out of his solar plexus, loins, or hair, it's fair game.
>>267925cute girlwonder if she gives a good fisting. could be good for fishing out demon eels out of one's rectum.
girl: does a thinganon: omg imagine her fist up my ass
>>267971Tanuki Oyakata
>>267975>once in 1000 years japanese physique destroyed by an average ukranian cossack
dios mio...
>>267969Why
>>267985Alabama has one of the highest rates of obesity in the US. He probably heard they knew how to bulk up.
>>267984>ENTER
https://youtu.be/SuiHtuWhjj4?si=25yPkINbAgg_pLTt&t=37So we already have a new and better Dan replacement in the pipeline, recruited by Baruto himself. He hasn't even done his first tournament yet and is manhandling the stable.
>>267992Wow that means he's beating>*checks notes*Oshoma
Oh nevermind he's at Hidenoyama. That means he's beating>*checks notes*Seiyu. Whoever the fuck that is. The existence of Asahifuji made me think newbies can beat Makuuchi guys on the reg.
Slow news day in the sumo worldhttps://www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/2026/08/13/articles/20260813s00005000042000c.html>Tenshoyama ate 10 servings of yakiniku
>>267992That’s great, an untested rikishi is better than an Ozeki. Thanks for your input.
>>2679852022 Wold Games.
>>268007*World
>>268007lmao this dumb bitch made a typographical error on a 4chan post and then he got super embarrassed about it and made another post to try and correct her retarded kwaboty mistake
Favorite misspelled shikona? For me, it's Hakuoho
Itchyamamoto
Bra
>>267992He's got that Kazuma/Fujiryoga grug brow ridge look to him
>>267932i like this manlet but he's not gonna have a long career. from the head first torpedo tachiais to doing shit like this, he's gonna fuck himself up real good soon.
Kazuma's so cultured
>>267980c'mon anon, evil spirits getting embedded in your ass is something everyone has to deal with, might as well get a cute girl to get it out of you.
>>268030True. Not always eels though.
>>268029damn, kazuma gets to hit slam pigs like THAT!?
>>267996But can he handle 60 servings of shabu-shabu?
If I wanted spirits in my ass I'd ask Onosato to do the honours.
Live sumohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYjke7jYTIE
>>268035Soulful dohyo
>>268037I was hoping they would have some of the different school's cheer squads and bands at this one. The soul levels go insane when they are there.
>>267996Do tall rikishi need more calories than smaller ones even if they weigh around the same?
>>268041Yes actually, they also have to adjust their calorie intake based on the weather up there.
do you think a beya's restroom is like the infinite toilet dimension dream, just nothing but rikishi clogged toilets
>>268046This looks horrible
>>268047
I know they're not supposed to show emotions, but Kirishima has this resting smug bitch face where it always looks like he's judging you even when he's being neutral. To me, he is the Shooter McGavin of sumo.
>>268046Cleaner than my bathroom
any western women into the sumo look? maybe not full bloatlord, but like some muscle with a belly... cause I already look like that.
>>268060
Dan says "An ozeki needs to be responsible and do his part on the jungyo even if he is a little injured"meanwhile onosato wimps out and skips the tour so he can go home and be lazy even though he hasn't gotten any significant injuries at all this year just goes to show you who really has the hinkaku in contemporary sumo. these yokozunas are a bad joke
new chrishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4slyvSniaAg
>>268062Dan lookin chunky.
Sometimes in the car I yell HAKKEYOI for no reason at all.
When's the zukey
>>268068Two more weeks.
>>268066>HAKKEYOI!!!!!!!!!>t-bones a black bitch>gets out of the car and bows>does a 360 and leaves
predict the basho where this will next happenme? natsu basho 2028, west maegashira #6 asahifuji
>>268063>debuted at the same time>basically fought each other over the championship every time>are probably gonna get a sekitori promotion at the same timeTenshoyama and Asahifuji rivalry is like an anime plot. I'm all for it.
>>268071Next 15-0 will be a M19e.
>>268071Aki basho 2025, J11e Nabatame
>>268076fuck, 2026
>>268074umm actually the lowest maegashira can be in current system is 18 west as there must be 2 ozekis (or zunas), 2 sekiwake and 2 komusubi for 42 wrestlers. They'll drag an M10 with a 9-6 score to komusubi if thats necessary
>>268078If there weren't enough Yokozuna or Ozeki to have two Ozeki on the banzuke I see no reason why they couldn't just go with a Sekiwake-Ozeki, after all it's only done to balance the zucky. That could lead to M19 opening up.The closest we've gotten to that scenario is May '23, when if Takakeisho had just one less win and gone kadoban he'd have been demoted two months later following his July 3-4-8, meaning that in picrel there'd be no Ozeki on the zucky. Though yes in this instance the plethora of Sekiwake would have meant no M19 either way.
>>268078Exactly, they'll expand maegashira before we get another zensho.
>MakekoshiNo demotion>MakekoshiNo demotion>MakekoshiNo demotion>KachikoshiYour Sekiwake position is right this way, Daieisho-sama
>>268084>the Daieisho conspiracy is why I'm not a winner
>>268087It's not even a conspiracy, H*kkaku himself has said he wishes Daieisho was an Ozeki. I imagine he'd get promoted on 32 or even 31 wins.
>>268088Guys who have hinkaku can be trusted to perform the duties that come with their rank. Before he got injured Daieisho was about the most solid sanyaku stalwart one could hope to ask for. He earned the trust and respect of the elders, its not favoritism, you only want to interpret it that way cause you're a dumb bitch
>>268092The fact that he took his injury and demotion with such grace after this long of a Sanyaku tenure is impressive in of itself. And now he's back, ready and raring to go on racking up those 8-7s.
>>268095What a sad ending to a fight.
>>268093Hey look at that, January through May 2023 Daieisho won 32 over 3 bashoes and did not get promoted to ozeki. That pretty much proves that the Daieisho favoritism conspiracy is complete fraud and that the morons who claim that its real are complete idiots and total frauds. What a shocking turn of events to find out that conspiracy tards are retarded
>>268062
>>268101lmao anti-Danners chimpin out again
>That, was Mozart...>Wolfgang, Danadeus Mozart>The man you accuse yourself of kyujoing?
Any news on Shishi? Heard he injured his shoulder again.
>>268104Word on the street is Ikazuchi-beya has a dohyo and he plans on using it to heal. That plus Eimi-chan's delicious potato-based dishes :3c
>>268105does she make fried chicken for ikazuchigro
>>268106She personally slices the watermelon.
>>268052Daieisho a bull and a matador at the same time.
>>268053If Enho's neck and back never blew up how far up the rankings did people think he could've gone? Or does high Maegashira seem about right.
>>268109https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZZt5zXiN4INot very far since Hakuho had to LARP a fight against him.
>>268110>Not very farI think saying that is pretty harsh. He still made it up to Maegashira 4 which plenty of guys never made it up to.
>>268109Komosubi for one basho if he gets lucky
>>268111I feel like most guys in Makuuchi have made it to M4+.
>>268113Yes.
how many more bashos without a win before hoshoryu is forced to retire
>>268119Six
Any tips on how to live as a Hoshoryu fan without wanting to kill myself?
>>268123Sure. Don't be so needy.
>>268123yeah stop writing gay ass posts like yours
>>268123You cope by saying he would still be a good Ozeki/Sekiwake right now but was promoted in a panic cause they wanted a Zuna for the London trip. He never should've been Yokozuna but what was he supposed to do, say no?
>>268123don't do it, asashoryu. you have so much to live for! the next world cup is only 3 years and 11 months away
The longest period in sumo history without a yokozuna yusho is 12 bashoes, however for 6 of those there was no yokozuna on the banzuke. So the dup of horseshitryu and Onosato are going to be setting the record for yokozuna futility come November when Dan wins again.
>>268068August 31, 2026
There was a survey in Japan where Japanese people voted for the 100 most famous people in JapanNot a single rikishi made the listNot Onosato, not even Ura
As long as the Kokugikan is sold out every day, who cares?
How do we save Onosato?
>>268140Reminder that gatekeeping is important in any hobby.
>>268129Asashoryu is not a Hoshoryu fan lmao.
>>268140If it had been done in the 90s do you think Takanohana would've made the list? Or Chiyonofuji before him?
>>268150Yes.
>>268140I couldn't tell you the name of a single current football player
>>268152David Beckham.
Why don't they just build a bigger Kokugikan?
>>268151That's because the internet, smartphones, and social media have all desensitised people to the hard work and dedication that goes into achievements. Have you never heard a girl say she doesn't go to the gym because she doesn't want to look like a muscular freak? Same mentality. Back in the 80s and 90s people weren't being bombarded by achievement after achievement so when they saw something like a Chiyonofuji zensho it had more of an impact on them.That we don't have a Yokozuna on par with them is also a factor I guess. Even if Onosato had continued his path of destruction he still would've been a blobby fuck which isn't as photogenic as Chiyo's physique.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IltsexP7K0Some Oshima slop for a change.
>>268123Just focus on his style of sumo, take it day by day, and don't think about the yusho.
Presented without context
>>268162How you go from 14-1 Yusho as a bottom rank to 4-11 afterwards?
>Random video pops up showing all of Akebono's matches from his last Yusho>Eurosport had these cartoony drawings for each rikishi.Never saw that before. Kinda funny.
>>268154
>>268165Because 15 matches against losers is easier than 15 matches against the best wrestlers in Japan. For me this is the single biggest problem with sumo desu. We should go back to playoffs automatically being handed to whoever is higher ranked.>>268166He looks like he just remembered he left the oven on.
>>268170The solution would be to start matching the lower maegashira that are doing well against higher ups earlier
>>268170The sumo tournament format has existed since before the JSA has, and it's only been in recent years that the "problem" of lower-maegashira farming wins has been this prolific.>>268173 is the correct solution, blame the current matchmakers instead of thinking it's a structural problem.
looks like the Dan haters are really seething this morning
>>268170He was the lowest Maegashira in the tournament. If anything, he would have been someone to be farmed. And he won against Ozeki in the finals
>>268095And he just sat there waiting for him to recover before charging in!
>>268179I'm pretty sure 'keisho's momentum was still going backwards at that point.
>>268102>be shown proof you're a hypocrite and retard>accuse the other guy of being mad?
>>268156>chiyonofuji zenshoOnly impressive to retards, match fixing used to be rampant.
>>268183Don't act like Kotoshoho didn't offer those big lips of his to the dicks of sumo elders for that yusho.
Are the two Takanohanas and Chiyonofuji the three most popular rikishi ever or is there someone else I'm forgetting? (Popular as in they're household names in Japan)
>>268192Akebono. Also soon Dan
>>268193I really hope he stops with his attempt at making a pro sumo scene because it'll fail really hard. Like bro just be involved in sumo stuff in Japan while being a TV pundit or something.
>>268208Corporate sumo already exists.
>>268211Implying it makes any money and isn't just an excuse for businessmen to meet and make deals. International businessmen don't need or want to watch fat men slap each other. The fact that Hakuho has an interest in women's sumo says it all honestly.
>>268212>International businessmen don't need or want to watch fat men slap each other.And yet they do it, which shows that this is clearly false.>The fact that Hakuho has an interest in women's sumo says it all honestly.The fact that you bring it up certainly says it all about you. Do your parents know you're gay?
>>268213Sumo is about winning and nothing more. That's why there are no weight classes. As such, women's sumo is completely illegitimate because they're segregating themselves away from people who are better than them at winning.And yes, I do apply this to all women's sports. They're insulting and degrading to women.
This nigga butthurt he can't play in the WNBA.
>>268215More like I consider the existence of the WNBA an insult to women.
And you will never be one of those women.
>>268048
>Takakeisho forma de mujer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV1rHOv-9Nghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxR0yNbgZLQSloppa
>>268224>futagoyamahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHSNZK4Je-Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmSzXURtAIk
nitter.poast.org/dji1319879/status/2088907179814502885Jungyo video, check out how skinny Taker's ankles are compared to Hakuoho
>>268224real sloppa
>>268229What has Hakunofuji got to do with your image?
>>268222delectable slam-pigs
>>268142Chain him to the dohyo, force him to sleep on it and let the dohyo healing powers work
who can beat this level of tsuppari?
If you could have three tegata from any Makuuchi rikishi who would you get? For me?>Onosato>Atamifuji>Fujinokawa
>>268237It's simply because he ain't got rythm
>>268234Indeed. There were surprisingly few bloat-maxers there. It was kinda refreshing. And the MILF mini-tournament towards the end was kino.
>>268238Mitakeumi, Daieisho, Waka bros. (counts as one, lol)
>>268237God he's such a slam dunk for a kabu when he intais, like holy shit.
>>268241>A larger tegata with all three Onami brothers on ituggghhhhh
>>268243Wakatakamoto wouldn't be allowed, sadly.
>>268244nigga just slap an ink board then slap a square of card lmaoooo
Ikemasen.
>Sanyaku mainstay>Somehow his best ever run is 5-0 before collapsingHOW
Peaked too late, gave what energy he had left to his little brother.
>>268237Replace the hand prints with a TRUE and you have yourself pure gold in webm form.
>>268238I would just get one from Dan, I don't respect anyone else
>>268251There are people out there who still haven't blocked this AI slop channel.
Who’s going to be the first nigger rikishi to compete in Japan?
>>268259when Zion Suzuki's football career doesn't work out he will give it a try
>>268260Besides being probably the best goalie in Japan, yeah
>>268251>>268258holy shit; with all the images of aonishiki out there that face is the best ai can conjure?what thefuck
>>268262sumorru indie ai conglomoratepureez andastandu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckTRbuFHKxk>Hakuho fought Futabayama in his dreamsSugoi...
>>268264Didn't he have this bit with Shodai too? He keeps dream training like he's Baki.
>>268264Dreaming about a man, a big fat man. Are all rikishi secretly homos?
man, I just noticed the Makushita banzuke is fucking enormous. there's like 100+ guys in there. must be hard to break through all that.
>>268268Secretly?
>>268269bottom 45 not really, you jump like half of division in a single 5-2, makushita joi however has basically sekitori division rank changes rules and it can take you full 1 year of 4-3s to break out to juryo from ms15
Oshi sumo fucking sucks to watch, the matches are too quick.
>>268280>I like watching Hokuseiho stand still for 4 minutes
>>268264
>>268280There's a balance to it, but desu I'd still rather have nothing but yotsu over nothing but oshiGet you a rikishi who can do both tbqh
>>268238Active only, or all time?>Active rikishi:>Ura>Takayasu>Fujinokawa
>>268283>>268264>>267834>>267918>>267922buy an ad
>>268238Nabatame Shishi Oho
>>268259Lurk moar, faggot.
I love seeing anti-Chrisers chimp out almost as much as I love seeing anti-Danners chimp
>danfag is also a chr*s spammerretard
lmao anti-chrisers chimpin out
anti-chrisers always talk about what they hate but never what they love. if not chris, then who?
>>268304The news articles that he reads in his videos.
>>268305John Gunning says Dan is a mortal lock to be yokozuna by the end of the year
>>268304>you HAVE to get sumo news through meKill yourself.
>>268304He doesn't report anything exclusive, all he adds to what he translates is his headcanon and the odd whine about something being racist or not environmentally friendly enough. There is no reason to watch his videos at all unless you're a moron that can't use machine translation.
>>268315I'm a moron because I don't follow Japanese sumo journalism at the primary source and then laboriously translate it all instead of waiting for a guy to do that work for me
>>268302uhhh danbros???
>>268320Aonishiki does it because his breath smells like dill and sour cream.
>Hoshoryu's motivationI want to be like my uncle, kinda>Onosato's motivationI'm big lol>Dan's motivationI don't want to get deported back to a war zone where I'll die horriblyNo wonder Dan is making light work of Ozumo.
>>268322so that's his secret...
>>268324Nasty ass mizeria
>>268324Anhibiki would be sekitori by now if he'd just take the Hoholpill.
>>268324This salad also needs radish
Crazy how Wakamotoharu seemed like such a stable Sanyaku mainstay yet to this day doesn't even have a JY to his name. This is the closest he's been, but he's never been in yusho contention. 5-0 is his longest unbeaten streak in a basho.
>>268330It has to do with his technical ability. He wasn't physically built enough to overpower everyone and so it was just a matter of him trying to figure out top level techniqueThe problem is it took him too long and he basically aged out of having a meteoric rise (10 years to get to Maegashira)WMH is somewhat similar to Hoshoryu, except the latter was able to figure out the technique that worked for him much faster while he was still young enough for fast execution and healing from injuries. So WMH got stuck not being able to handle every kind of matchup and now we're seeing Hoshoryu's body forcing him into a similar limitation.
>>268332Hosh had the major advantage of having violence in his blood.
Desu I think WMH does have an overwhelming physique, dude's pretty fucking jacked and tall, but he's just too laid back and doesn't want it enough.
>>268334When everyone is jacked and tall no one is.
>>268335He's taller and heavier than Kirishitma, and nuts Dan on both accounts. Dude just doesn't want it hard enough.
>>268333Hosh often does do multiple sharp attacks that threaten injury.>>268336But Dan and Kiri both seem to have the freak strength of steppe people--Hohol and Mongol.
>>268320>Dan called Hakuoho the n wordBASED
>>268316>I'm a moronYes, because sumostats already translates everything chr*s does. Even google translate on an article would be faster than listening to the guy huff his farts for 10-20 minutes.
>>268329or tomatoes
>>268247Just unlucky he really should've gotten a Y in 2022 when teru was injured but he was just kinda mid and at the middle of his prime got caught in the surge of wrestlers like big o kiri zak and hosh. Mid perfectly describes his career.
>>268315I don't listen to chris very often, probably seen 10 videos total of his, but I don't remember there being anything ever about racism or the environment. Why do you all keep saying this, did he use to talk about it all the time, did he have one video where he talked about it exclusively?
>>268366>probably seen 10 videos total of his>I don't remember there being anything ever about racism
Horshityu got surgery on his knee he is out in September. What a baby back bitch.
>A Yokozuna actually getting the surgery they need in a timely manner so they can compete at full strength.Well that's new....
>>268369ohmyfasto should fix his shoulder too
>>268369The record for longest time since promotion to yusho extends to 10, up from Kakuryu and Futahaguro's 8.
>>268373What qualifiers are you adding, because that's obviously not a true statement as is.
>>268374Number of yusho from promotion to first yusho at the rank of zuna.
>>268366global warming is fake news
>>268375Asashio and Kashiwado took 12.
>>268371>onosato jap nip kwab: i got slightly injured a year ago, thats why its OK I can't score double digit winsDAN epic gigachad WHITE: I got injured a few weeks ago now I'm all better, yusho time for me!!
>>268377If we're counting the basho between then they'd be at 11. Minanogawa spent 12 basho at the rank with no yusho.
>>268379If we're doing that then Wakanohana is also on 10. Either way, the record wasn't Kakuryu's and you should apologize for slandering him like that.
>>268380He's my favourite shinpan, moreso than Oshima or Kisenosato. Gomen Kakuryu-dono.
>>268369hahaha scaredy horse just wants to sit out another basho and avoid losing to dan one more time
>Hoshory comes back to stop Dan's rope run in November>loses
>>268316>laboriouslyYeah, you are a retard if you think using something to translate those articles isn't faster than watching his garbage.
>>268386It is though
The hostility to Chris Sumo's youtube channel is bizarre and irrational.
>>268386He can't read English. I think you're fighting a losing battle.
>>268389I can't read English because I am Indian and have a micro-penis. I paid someone to translate all my 4chan posts. I do not know what the internet is.
>>268390At least you're honest, I guess.
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>>268393Also I am a homosexual tranny and a leftist
>>268396That much was obvious.
>>268370>>A Yokozuna actually getting the surgery they need in a timely manner so they can compete at full strength.Wait that's not legal.
