Hawaiian champion edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread: >>268394
MY EYES ARE UP HERE
A win is a win, you can't say it's only half
>>269087
Chris says hosh is gonna retire
Chris said that the cumulative mistakes in his predictions over the years have become too embarrassing to live down and he's committing seppuku in an upcoming YT Live
>>269109I still wouldn't watch.
>>269109Source?
>>269112Konishiki.
>>269107>>269109We don't give a FUCK about Chris here. We stan qt Japanese sujo hags.https://www.youtube.com/@kei-channel
>>269114Chris said she is uninformed
>>269090He has some big areola.
Chris said it's my turn with the dohyo now
>>269087cyberpunk energy
Hosh fags on suicide watch. Even his oyakata hates him. It’s officially over.
Does hosh have a kabu or does he need to go do some mma matches
Cybernetically powered rikishi
>>269122Doesn't seem to have citizenship yet, so he can't be an elder until that happens.
>>269122As a yokozuna he gets a 5 year grace period to use his own name as a temporary kabu until he gets a real one. Assuming he gets citizenship first like anon said.
If you get booted I doubt they will let you get kabu or use your own name for 5 years.
>>269087>"Now he just needs technique."Says the fattest wrestler ever who won by being fat.
>>269123Already been a thing.
The leaves become brown,The summer sun waves goodbye,Yokozunas fall.
Banzuke this week right?
>>269148Monday I think. There isn't really anything to talk about with it though, the Sanyaku and upper Maegashira are pretty much a done deal and the zero sekitori intais means Asahifuji didn't make Juryo. Lame.
>>269137Konishiki definitely had some technique. You dont see Dewanojo at the 2nd place of the banzuke and scoring yushos
>>269151Konishiki was motivated, Dewanojo is just a fat loser who doesn't want to get a job.
Musashimaru's stint as an Ozeki must've been crazy to watch, especially in the age of Akebono and the Hanada brothers. Guy went over five years without a single makekoshi, and went a year and a half without dropping below double digits. Japan is lucky the Hanada brothers were there to fend off the Hawaiians because god damn.
>>269152Konishiki's tsuppari was deadly. Shut up.
>>269153Sumostats infuriates me. Great ideas, but an absolutely shit color scheme for the interface. Hurts my eyes to look at this
>>269155They've fixed it now but for the longest time when searching for a rikishi it would only look up active guys unless you unclicked the button. Even then it does retarded shit like picrel. Why the fuck is Takanohana 3rd down the list when explicitly searching for Takanohana? May as well put that LE EPIC MAYMAY fish button back on the front page because that obnoxious Australian cunt G*ose thought it was SO RANDUM XD.
>>269134
>>269159There was a high quality professional photo of the throw with both wrestler's legs at their zenith, coolest single image i have seen on sumo
he got skinny
>>269166His physique is so bad. Just looks like a skinnyfat dude who went into Ozumo which is basically what he is.
>>269160?
>>269169So this is the power of the mysterious energy storing sack... naruhodo...
>Most peopleDamn that was a cool throw.>This faggotDamn look at those balls.
>>269175He's talking about the butsukari lump on his shoulder. The balls are in YOUR head, lol
>>269176Me on the right, apparently.
>>269176Asanoyama is as far from being a faggot as one can be
>>269179Shh, that's why I covered his face.
Does Asanoyama have a marriage in the works or does he really just fuck as many bitches as possible?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2qqeF74nV4UHHH HAKUHOBROS OUR RESPONSE???
>>269182Satire.
>>269181He said he wants to marry soon and wants a family. That's about it.
>>269184He should find that ringside gooner who was videoing him so she could flick her bean to it later.
I want Onosato to wear red eye make up and shout YOOOOOOOOO when he stomps his feet in his dohyo-iri.
>>269169Not that oneIt was a moment before that one both horse and quattrotetas had their leg almost verticalIt was a professional photo from ring side, might have been doctored a bit for contrast and such cause it looked greatim sure some anon probably has it savedty
>>269187kinda hard because you'd need to search through all the different sources from different photographers who all get different shots
>>269188Yeah im just banking on some anon having it savedIts probably not as cool as im remembering it, they never are, but whatever
>>269189I have it I'm just not posting it.
>>269189It must have been posted here on /xs/ because I can't find it in the basho threads from that time in the archive. Are you sure you're not confusing it with this?
>>269191No, it was 100% from the hoshoryu kotozakura matchIn my mind its this >>269188 moment (or perhaps a split second earlier) but taken from the right side of that image, closer to where they end up.Now im starting to worry i dreamt it Maybe it was from reddit? fuck meI appreciate you anon, dont worry
>>269197The only one I can't find from /sp/ is this one >>269169 so you're probably just misremembering, sorry.
Got high hopes for my boy Kotoeiho
>>269198*can find. derp
Why doesn't Kotozakura 2.0 have this much fighting spirit?
>Kashiwado kicking a shimpan in the kintamas.
>>269208stepped on his balls too lkmaoo
What the FUCK happened to Kazuma?At least Aki will be fun with Asasuiryu debuting. That will be the third pair of brothers in makunouchi.
ZAMN
>>269213Chris said kazuma wasn't ready technique wise
>what's the most disappointing thing Zak could have done last basho?>5-10 and get demoted to never return to ozeki?>no>8-7 so he can continue being a disappointing ozeki getting a salary for another year
anti-Zakers chimpin out up in this botch
best elevator ride or worst?
>>269222Not sure who the rikishi behind Roga's face is, but it kinda looks like Gonoyama, so I'll have to say worst.
pretty crazy how Wakatakakage shows up, wins Nastu basho, immediately contracts a deadly health condition, leaves, and refuses to elaborate
>>269222Worse than pic related
>>269222>>269225imagine the smell
>>269219Koto- "salaryman" -zakura
kiriSHITma's performance in Nagoya can't be considered a JY because he didn't finish in 2nd place. Dan won both of his playoff matches and won the tournament, Atamifuji won half of his playoff matches and came in 2nd place and kiriSHITma lost all of his playoff matches finishing last. Thats not a JY and not a yusho equivalent, not even almost one.
>>269150>asahifuji didn't make juryoWhy would he? No one has done it from 6-1 at that position in the postwar era.
Chris says horseryu is retiring https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p54V2TWkiGc
Zak is just a less amusing Shodai, there I said it
>>269213Kazuma has been winning through size too much, unlike Fujiryoga who knew he'd need to develop his belt fighting.
>>269232I recall hearing that he's going to be Ms1e. Therefore an intai above him would nudge him up to J14w. No Sekiwake had remained Sanyaku with a 6-9 ever until Takayasu did it.
Lowkey shameful that Dan has three yushos and hasn't hit 13 wins in a basho.
>anti-Danners chimpin out againwill science ever discover a cure of Dan derangement syndrome?
it wasn't funny the first time you posted it
and it's still not funny
>>269230
Onosato's gameface is honestly pretty scary. It's like he's fully braced himself for any amount of pain your techniques might inflict on him and is determined to simply blow through it.
>>269248This!Oh no wait, the exact opposite of this.
There's nothing funny about mental illness. If you or friends or family members are afflicted with Dan derangement syndrome please seek help from a qualified professional.
>>269236After the way nabatame man handled him he should be demoted back down to Jonidan.
yall sleeping on tanji
>>269254I can't take that face seriously.
Reminder of the time Asashoryu represented Japan at the darts world championship.
>>269254More like Tanji sleeping in on Tanji's scheduled matches.>>269253I think Asahi just hadn't faced true oshi sumo before since nobody at Isegahama does it and Nabatame is one of the best at it.
>>269258>redditbatame>good at anythingredditbatame has zero career KKs ranked above the double digit juryo range, he is crap and his gay fans are all retards
>>269259Setting arbitrary cutoff points for what qualifies as a good performance just shows you're arguing in bad faith.
Banzuke when?
>>269261Tomorrow.
Seeing Fujinokawa during Hakkaku's yapping for the first day will be so weird
>>269266Imagine him next to Atamifuji and Onosato.
Dan
