Dan yusho edition >Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread: >>269575
Yep, I think I'll be supporting the Shishimeister at the upcoming basho
I'm ready
3nd for life threatening aonishiki injury
>>270187>That should be me
>>270189Abi henka'd this bitch
>>270187https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4yJDlHMpTE
>>270189"Choke me daddy" could be her last words.
>When you're doing such a bad job that someone else's boss starts telling you what to do
>Endo aims to continue training while a stablemaster so he can be hands on with his deshi's trainingBased.
>>270189If you average out their BMI it's probably in the normal range.
>>270206kind of insane when we're talking about a zunabut he also looks so bad because his left arm still has no pushing power
its happening
https://www.nikkansports.com/battle/sumo/news/202609110000131.htmlWakanosho is not in the basho due to injury.
Horseshit officially out. At this point he’s missed as many Bashos as he’s participated in as zuna. I think if he doesn’t come back and yusho it’s pretty much done for him especially if Dan is able to get promoted in the next two tournaments.
>>270227>aonishiki gets the rope off a 13-2 12-3>foot problems get worse>return to step 1
ura-shishi day 1
>Aonishiki vs Kotoeiho day 1They haven't met since Juryo. Let's go!
>>270229We shall finally know who is the strongest goofy goober
He is channeling his power
Can you guys hurry up and move. I dont like coming to this part of town, It smells bad
>>270233>Moving before the dohyo matsuri.
>>270234Maybe if we break tradition it will confuse the evil spirits
>>270235No, kegare desu.
>>270236majime desu
>>270226>Wakanosho is a no show
>>270232I thought being demoted after suffering double digit losses in nagoya would be the most disappointing thing Zak could do, but I was thinking too small. He's playing the long game. By getting 8-7 he can continue disappointing everyone as Ozeki for years to come, thus outputing a lifetime higher amount of disappointment than if he simply dropped out of the salaried ranks. Why does he do it?
>>270240So not only is Waka a no show but Wakanosho too.
>>270241Don't act like all long-serving Ozekis pump out good scores all the time.
Th-this is the one takayasubros, I can f-feel it ;_;
>>270244And just like that, it's over...
Grand Sumo Preview is up
>>270231Ura already has 1 win over Shishi in May
>>270252So if Shishi wins here, we may never know.
E-easy 1-0 for my Yokozuna!
>>270236I like this guy I call him Japanese Peter griffin
>>270244No! Don't feel anything!Anon it's not too late, don't build up hope!
funny how the beya video claimed he's 192cm/120kg
>>270266First, you can never go by Sumodb for heights and weights. Strangely though, they're both wrong, lol. When he took the entrance exam he was measured as 187cm and 120kg. My guess is that the 192cm came from a measurement with shoes. I have no idea where Sumodb got 179.
>>270266Can of Aussie lemonade Monster says if he makes sekitori he takes the name Musashimaru.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0WED-ec8EE
>>270286No Asahifuji?
>>270287Who?
>>270289The only shikona ending in -toshi is Hitoshi.
Is he Makuuchi material? Haven't been paying attention.
>>270293Would be a shame if he wasn't while his smaller brother was Sanyaku level.
>>270286damn, fudouhou was killing it
>>270293>Asahifuji>Mita>Tenshoyama>Wakanofuji>OmoriMakuuchi? Bitch please he's not even Makushita level right now lmaoooo
>>270293Fujinokawa (forma de chanko).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wnEqd6TKVwChriscore viewing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0Hy-qrRhaU
is eisei worth getting hyped for or is him joining a nothingburger
>>270348Ask again in two weeks.
shirozuna
>>270334Chris was right about teru being a shit tier yokozuna. His absenteeism and overall disappointing performance is only acceptable in the context of the even worse yokozunas who have followed in his footsteps. HorseSHITryu in particular is amongst the worst of all time, but Onosato has only been slightly better.
>>269998Oh God. That soulless rag is on his yusho portrait!
Is Takayasu injured or not? If not I think he's going to maul Zak on day 1
>>270360Hes hurt but not hurt enough to withdraw. I think hes just going to hope to avoid a losing record. >>270358I wish they could've at least made a neat design along with the sponsor. Its so sterile.
>>270360He's not kyujo if that's what you mean. It's unreasonable to think any 36 year old rikishi wouldn't be injured in some way though...
>>270360Dude's been injured for five years lmao he just fights through it at this point.
>>270348He's tall with a good build for sumo but he's still only 17 and British so don't expect much for the next few years.
>>270346Fresh dohyo looks so clean and shiny. Untrammelled by sweaty fatasses with bandaged bleeding feet.
>>270358>>270362all the while being also the most soulless company possible>As a comprehensive consulting firm, Baycurrent contributes to the sustainable development of our clients by solving management issues faced by leading ...suck my dick baycurrent
>>270366>UntrammelledI don't think that word means what you think it means.
>>270368*mp
WHEREISMYSLOP
>>270370https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVZG4JUPWDQ
>>270370Keep yourself hungry for the basho.
>>270370https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIwOZO70VeQ
Sumo tomorrow!https://files.catbox.moe/nzenm3.mp4
>>270374Is that the slut who was lusting over Asanoyama?
>>270375That's my wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9_aahsqrTshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R-Qe3LLs-kFinally, the prime cut of sumo slop. SLOPPANDESU
>>270378I thought videos that promoted gluttony weren't allowed?
>>270377The one in the video or the one who was lusting over Asanoyama?
Are there any sekitori who are prominently left-handed?
>>270381Like, in day to day life, or in sumo? I'm pretty sure Kirishima prefers hidari-yotsu. Wakamotoharu too, I think?
>>270365Funny enough he's still of Ukrainian descent despite being British born. Hohols can't escape wrestling other men in the pig pen
Why did they promote Hoshoryu after he went 8-7, 13-2 and 12-3 ? Don't you need to go 12 at least three bashos in a row while ozeki? If they had just waited one more basho to witness his impressive collapse this all could've been avoided
>>270386They needed yokozuna for Londons sumo exhibition
>>270386>Don't you need to go 12 at least three bashos in a row while ozeki?Not a thing. It's two yusho in a row or a yusho-equivalent and a yusho. He got the latter, and earned the promotion.
>>270387>you WILL bend the rules of your top rank to present me with a king fattyhow is he so powerful
My odds for the cup:>40% Aonishiki>30% Atamifuji>20% Onosato>10% some random maegashiraNo, I don't believe in Kiri this time. What odds would you give?
I'm afraid it's Kirishima's turn
If Onosato is healthy and not mindfucked he's the easy favourite. To disagree means you're a newfag.
>>270392He NEEDS surgery I had a rotator cuff from grappling and I just wasn’t the same until I got surgery I did it naturally and let it heal on its own but it just want the same trying to grapple.
What time does koga-zeki's dohyoiri start
>>270392I think aonishiki and kirishitma are just as likely if not a bit more
>>270399I have kirishima as the favorite aonoshiki just won with a broken freaking toe he can be 100% not even 60%
I want a yokozuna that enters with the other dohyo iri (shirunai?)Sucks that both current yokozunas us Unriu or whatever is called
>>270399Absolutely fucking not. Dan has been squeaking out 12-3Ys while the Yokozuna have been on the sidelines, and it took the Yokozuna AND Dan being absent for Kirishima to get a 12-3Y. Healthy Onosato bounces everyone around, the only question is whether he's really back (he won't be).
>>270397Major difference being that Onosato has access to dohyos he can heal on.
>He doesn't engage in traditional Japanese hobbies like Gunpla when not watching Ozumo
>>270390>What odds would you give?Kirishima J.Yusho 12-3? 90%Kirishima Yusho? 10%
Whether Onosato can overcome the yips and return to his former glory is a decent storyline I can get behind
Official Aki Basho winner odds
>>270408Yeah man lemme just go slam $10 on WTK and Hosh.
>>270409knowing that they're both in the betting pool only means that the odds are better for everyone else. Roga is a steal at 26-1
Anti-Danners chimpin out big time over Dan's yusho portrait
>>270410Shouldn't you be drinking, Futagoyama?
>>270411>SAY!>HIS!>NAME!
>>270411looks like shit
>>270414He's going KaboDAN again
Can't wait for the entire Sanyaku to eat shit.
>>270408are the bookies retarded? why are Hoshoryu and WTK even there?
>>270425Hoping that people are dumb enough to put money on them, I assume. But yeah in general the bookie's odds on sumo are pretty dumb. I think they had Kazuma at the longest odds in Makuuchi last basho which considering his potential and record in Ozumo was fucking insane.
Is there a gambling app that actually includes sumo? Surprised there's enough of a market (not counting yakuza or whatever I guess)
Trannytame bros its almost time to see our ladyboi afficionado yusho in juryo.
>>270392>If Onosato is healthy and not mindfucked>if water isn't wet
Atamin WILL eat enough chanko to crush the ukrainian menace.Trust the plan.
Final predictions?For me its>Kirishima fails to rope (again)>Atamin Yusho>Onosato gets 11+ wins
>>270427it's a huge waste of time to develop something good because the results are too erratic and very few people would actually betbut you do get the occasional prediction market thing for the end result e.g. kalshi is buying or selling yes/no positions where the final value of a position moves to $1 or $0 for being right or wrong.
>>270411are you ok buddy?
Makuuchi start in roughly 12 hours right?
>>270448Yes
>>270428reporting in
>>270367I get being corporate cocksuckers devoid of a human heart but if you're putting an apron with your name on one of the hottest rikishi right now, at least put some care into it and find a nigga who could design it.Praying their next sponsor has a sense of style and that they come quickly.
>>270358with all the enforced traditions in sumo you'd think they wouldn't let a travesty like this flybut muh money right
>>270463kek
>>270468Sponsors being on the kesho-mawashi is the sumo tradition. How extravagant the sponsors wants their kesho-mawashi to be is up to them.
>>270471would've taken one intern with a semblance of an aesthetic sense a grand total of 45 seconds in photoshop to make up someone that actually somewhat belongs in a dohyo
>>270472>make up something*
I miss Sakagami in Futagoyama vids.
sumo stables need more steroid lab sponsorsjust look what it did for isegahama
>>270437>>Atamin YushoYou can't believe how much I want this fat lil nigga to win his first emperor's cup and become ozeki. Imagine how happy he would look. We desperately need to protect his smile.
Mandatory retirement after this basho ;_;
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>>270471Yeah, but there's a way to do it, and a way not to do it.
>>270428>redditbatame
>>270428>redditbareddit
>>270511what a fucking banger
>>270511same vibe
>>270177
>>270266Updated
How often does asa call horse just to talk shit
Imagine losing to Gonoyama And in such an ugly way lmao
>>270792just a raelly shitty tachiai
Fujinokawa is my new best friend
Dan yusho incoming again
how do you plan on celebrating Dan's impending yokozuna promotion?
>>271160
Its crazy that Onosato actually... healed in the dohyo
>>271160>>271162
I see Meatballmifuji-seki has learned the ways of the 8-7 merchant ozeki from Kotozakura
>>271173Not quite, the trick is to make it to Ozeki first, have an absolutely insane yusho that gives you infinite credit in the bank "well he did have that 14-1 as Ozeki" and only THEN can you 8-7 to the end of time.
Very glad trannytame managed 9 wins despite the pox
>>270448No you missed it sorry.
>Nabatame, for your 9-6 score, you will get what remains of my wine bottle. Also, Mita needs a new expensive watch that I intend to give him for his makushita kk, so open your wallet.
>>271179When will he die? He looks terrible
Interesting Juryo-Makuuchi swap situation.Wakanosho, Wakatakakage, and Shonannoumi are indefensible.Shodai, Chiyoshoma, and Tobizaru have records that could see them demoted.In juryo, Dewanoryu and Tamawashi have obvious promotion cases, while Kyokukaiyu, Arashifuji and Kitanowaka have records that are good enough on paper.I think all five juryo guys will get promoted while Shodai will preserve his top-division status because Chiyoshoma and Tobizaru each lost to a juryo wrestler.
Why does isegahama insist on keeping their tradition of dirty tachiai alive? It must be annoying as fuck facing atamin and having to wait for him to finish his retarded swaying routine.
Juryo yusho next basho
what went wrong
>>271187Those five last days
Drinking Danfag tears
>>271187He got mindbroken
>"I'll tell you one thing and I'm not ashamed to say it, my estimation of Onosato as a man just fucking plummeted... To cry like a woman? It's a fucking disgrace."
Does the winning rikishi get to choose the parade music? It was the space battleship yamato theme this time
>>271195There is no music. That was in your head.
>>271195Yeah, all of Aonishiki's yusho parades have been to the Russian hymn to show his support for the troops
>>271186He got bodied by Tochitaikai who went 5-10 in Juryo my dude.
>>271198He also beat Meisei who went 7-8. He'll do okay.
>>271200All I hear is applause and banzai cheers.
>>271196There is though, it's on the nsk channel
>>271204When was the last time you had your hearing checked?
>>271205There is clearly music playing. I guess this is a meme I'm not aware of or something.
>Asanoyama 10-5 and back in the joiCan we get a toast to all the hookers in the world?
>>271201>¡olé!>>271202Absolutely fucking bodied. I'm glad Onosato could focus on doing Onosato shit for that match because fucking hell the danfag would be insufferable if it had gone the other way.
>>271202Even if Aonishiki managed to keep his left grip, what could have he even done with it with Onosato pushing him backwards? Just utter domination from the yokozuna
Onosato performs best when he puts his fists down first. Don't reply to this comment.
>>271210
>>271214Are you fucking deaf?
>>271216Yes.
>>271217Continue.
Miyabiyama (the rikishi formerly known as Trannytame) is on his way to maegashira. Might as well just rename him now Futagoy.
>>271224Will Mita change shikona? Will he do an Enho and not change purely over how popular he already is? He should go from Mita (三田) to Shita (四田) in my imo.
My KC this basho: 1201/2401, perfectly average.I don't know what possessed me to pick Oshoma. Kirishima fucked me as well.
>>271227>1201/2401Same, lol. I'll take it.
#688, would've done so much better if Kotoeiho hadn't been such a let down.
>>271229Oh and my picks were Dan, el Tomat, Eiho, Takkers, Wakkers.
>>271229I was surprised he had such a bad tourney. Its always tough for guys at that rank, especially for a first time but seeing him struggle against the lower maegashira guys was surprising.
>>271225I think Mita wants miyabiyama too he was a little cagey about it when asked.
>first the mongolians dominate>now a ukiejapan where is your pride?
>>271233>dominate >>271202
https://www.nikkansports.com/battle/sumo/news/202609270001874.html>Los Angeles in the United States and Australia were among the candidates for next year, but ultimately, an agreement was reached for Bangkok.Thoughts?
>>271187>he lost to Russian Koga
This seething anti-Danner butthurt in this thread is hilarious. Dan didn't even win and nobody is even talking about the literally who that did win. All anyone cares about is Dan.Dan is the MC of sumo and consequentially the MC of /xs/ too
>>271237Anything is better than going to California.
>>271237Westoids have had enough of sumo with London and Paris, so better take the tour to Asia. Plus they might scout some poor hungry sea monkeys for themselves
>>271237Holy shit LA would've been kino. Imagine Onosato walking down skid row.
>>271194kek>>271237bangkok? if trannytame makes it to makuuchi, he would have a blast with trannies over there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfCClgv8QSASLOPPANDESU
>>271175You don't need insane Yusho. Simply by rules they can't lower your rank or even kadoban if you do 8-7 constantly
6 weeks to over-hype myself of Hosh's return. I will be there to cheer and to cry when it fails, no matter what.
>>271258prepare to cry, he will go 4-3 in the first week and intai
>>271258he would be a real retard to wrestle before january
>>271260Yeah I agree but he was considering joining this past basho so I don't see any way he does not go in November
>>271258He won't be back until next year. He will probably be forced to retire if he shits the bed again. There is no way horseshit will yusho no matter how long he holds out anyway its pretty much game over for that mong.
>>271257Of course you can do that, but I am talking about how to get people constantly talking about your potential. If you hit Ozeki off 10-5 11-4 12-3JY and then proceed to simply 8-7 and 7-8 people will say you fell over the line, if you hit a random 14-1Y then people will be patiently waiting for your zuna push years later.
>>271264I feel like a 12-3 finish would be accepted and ease the pressure on him a little (especially if the losses were to Ozeki and Onosato), but it had better be followed up by another big finish.
What's the oldest someone's ever made their Sanyaku debut at? Because Churanoumi's about to do it at 33.
>>271257They can just make a bunch of shitty calls that give him undeserved losses so he goes 7-8 twice lol.
>>271268Ryogoku at 39 years old, but that was also 150 years ago.
>>271270Coincidentally that was Tamawashi's first basho on makuuchi
>>271271The pride of Ireland XD
>>271270imagine watching sumo 150 years ago
>>271273
>>271268This guy, but only by a year or so.
>>271275>183cm 110kgdamn
>>271276Makuuchi at the time.
>>271267whether he comes back for kyushu or hatsu basho, he has to do jun-yusho as a minimum, although it seems 12-3 yusho is becoming a standard lately..
>>271277they must've had scouts going all over the country, wasn't the average height in those days really short?
>Hoshoryu comes back>Goes 13-2 and beats Onosato on the final day>Still loses because Onosato goes 14-1mfw
>>271279Is that surprising? Average would have been about 165cm.
>>271274>We never got Onosato in a striped shirt and red beret, carrying a baguette
>>271277>73kgYAMATO BROS
>>271278Kotoeiho seems so cool, I hope he makes Ozeki one day.
>>271283kinda sad they didn't go to america and get kitted out in cowboy gear
Atamin-chan... you were supposed to win this one...
>>27128713-2 gets him Ozeki next basho. They may even let him in 32 wins because he got an extra win in the July playoff.
very kino koreyori
>>271279in the 50s tall guys had fewer optionsif i was a 195cm japanese teen i would probably rather go into rugby than the misery of sumo
So where does Onosato go from here? Will this win really quell his self doubt and let him become the force of nature we know he can be, going on to become one of the greatest sumo wrestlers of all time?
the komusubi run startsNOW
>>271292miyabiyama-zeki...
>>271291I dont like onosharto but him winning is good for sumo. Hopefully dan figures him out a little bit so they can have a good rivalry.
>>271294There's nothing to "figure out" in Onosato's sumo. The guy is fucking huge and shoving you backwards. It's like trying to figure out how to beat Teru clamping you, you just don't and now your elbows hurt.
>>271296man how much of a fucking retard you have to be to write that
>>271298How much of a fucking retard do you have to be to not realise you're writing the sumo pundit equivalent of "I did my brand of sumo"? Dan has been facing Onosato in Ozumo since July last fucking year, if there was something to "figure out" he would've done it a long time ago. Onosato won this time round because he's just fucking huge and pushed Dan out of the ring. It really is that simple.
>>271299You are really that simple too
>>271300Wow nice comeback dude.>Actually if Aonishiki just parried Onosato's right arm at the tachiai then ducked under his left while going for the belt and driving him back he'd have a 100% win rateThe best part of your reply is that by using "too" you admit that you yourself are a retard. But I'm sure that nuance of the English language was lost on you.
>>271301>The best part of your reply is that by using "too" you admit that you yourself are a retard. But I'm sure that nuance of the English language was lost on you.Holy shit anonYou can't be this dense
>>271263i mean of course he's going to say it, and it's his oyakata's job to say no. hoshoryu's career is already under fire from one direction. if he voluntarily adds a second, he should just be put down.
>>271302ESL copium.
>>271304Im deeply sorry your education failed you anonBut going by your previous opinion... maybe they did their best and it was just an insurmountable taskGod bless those poor souls
guys please only fight in the ring
>>271306This isn't a fight, he literally called himself retarded without knowing it because he can't use English.
>>271307I'm ESL but it's pretty obvious that he's saying you are "that simple" on top of calling you a "retard" in a previous reply. The "too" is not referring to your reply but as a continuation of his posts.Thank you for coming to my blog.
>>271308I came so hard to your blog.
>>271279>>271281>>271290pretty sure joining sumo in the 50s was largely driven by post-war situation, famine, lots of families with 3+ children and not height. If you wanted to have hot meal and roof over your head, you joined sumo.
>>271310That large rise in the 60s was driven entirely by Taiho.
>>271311or McDonalds
>>271312>McTaiho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS6DcVkr6WEUMA
Dan gets a mere JY and the insane Dan-haters chimp out with glee
>>271316At you.
>>271310The start of that surge coincides with the start of the Japanese economic miracle and it's inflection point that marks the beginning of the end of the surge coincides the end of the Japanese economic miracle. Pure coincidence of course
three ozekis walk into a bar and the bartender asks "what'll it be, ozekis?"the jap ozeki replies "gimme an 8-7 cause I suck"the mong ozeki says "I'll have what he's having cause I'm a huge faggot hachinana gayward too"the White ozeki says "Give me double digit wins, an ozeki KK because I'm a legit champion and genuine sumo chad".
>Funniest post a Danfag can produce
anti-Danners chimpin out again lmaoooooo
>>271315mmm slopa
>gayward
I wish they would have left Hosh as an Ozeki, sumo would be a lot more fun with him being him instead of win this next tourney or you are being sent to the glue factory.
>>271242What's there to talk about, sharto bodied aonishiki easily like he usually does kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHP5y9p3dUo
>>271327Sounds like he can actually coach and not just yell variations of OSE and ASHI DASE repeatedly
>>271242Even the japs barely care about Onosato, his only value to them is that he isn't a mong. What the japs really long for is Dan, the first White yokozuna.
>danfaggot replying to himself with a blatant lielol
>>271332If Dan was a black gentleman with dreads and a lengthy penis, which japanese women lusted over, none of you would root for him at all. You only like him because he's white.
>>271321>>271332you must be that danfag who opened a new sumo thread on /xs with aoshit pic before the final match even finished - get rekt fag
>>271334>nigger dick mentioned unpromptedstick to cricket rajesh
>>271337You can tell it's a jeet just from the English.
>>271334and?
>>271280>Onosato, Aonishiki and Hoshoryu 14-1 at the end of 15 day>Onosato loses against Hoshoryu>Aonishiki loses against Onosato>Hoshoryu loses against Aonishiki>need playoff to settle things>same matches and loses>endless playoff start>no one can leave until it's resolved>after hours of bouts, the spectators start collapsing from exhaustion, thirst, and hunger>weeks go by>Kotozakura (sitting and watching the eternal playoff) has lost so much weight that he no longer has ANY man-boobs>Kirishima has eaten the nearest shimpan>deaths start occurring among the crowd>a month into the playoff, a decisive event takes place that brings the playoff to an end>Aonishiki pulls a henka on Onosato and wins his bout>Aonishiki yusho>the next basho begins the following day>all the Ozeki and Yokozuna are on the verge of death>mfw
>>271334bullshit, i dont like him because he's ukie and they're basically white gypsies. all they have are hot women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_cTk2mK4KQ
>>271350>>Kotozakura (sitting and watching the eternal playoff) has lost so much weight that he no longer has ANY man-boobs>>Kirishima has eaten the nearest shimpanthis would be pure kino
Can we all agree that Otake stable has the best sumo slop.
>>271350Konishiki could've not eaten for a month and still weighed more than Musashimaru.
>>271350Did Wakamotoharu travel in time and was standing behind konishiki in the 1990s/80s?
>>271356Otake-oyakata looks sus to me.
>>271363Indeed.
>>271353Except they wouldn't be ringside for a playoff.
>>271365Who are you to tell an Ozeki where he can and can't sit? This is a man with a parking spot at the Kogugikan we're talking about.
>Walks into the thread bowing at anons i pass by before taking a seat
>>271350Except Hoshoryu finds a way to lose to Kotozakura
A zensho in Hoshoryu's next basho would be kino honestly.
>>271376Him just having a good Yusho would be. JY from Onosato or playoffs would be great too, Hoshoryu just needs to prove he's back in top shape, while Onosato has to show he can keep this current pace going.
>>271378I never said the zensho would be Hoshoryu's.
>>271352>desufags
>>271362arrrr rook same
it's like a sitcom cast
>>271383Oho could've at least washed his arm before this desu.
>>271385Look dude Otake-oyakate just looks like he diddles kids.
>>271386Rude. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZgF6r3OC8Q
>>271375Hey Maegashitters,My name is Hoshoryu, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are slim, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass sumoslop videos. You are everything bad in sumo. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any yusho? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than watching sumo on midnightsumo.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best tachiai. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm Yokozuna, and my uncle is Asashoryu. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight rest basho, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just intai yourselves. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
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>>271391missed opportunity to call it the "Danzuke"
