DAN>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread was dubs >>270177
1st for Horse will never win a single Basho as Yokozuna.And deep down, he knows it too.
2nd for believing in Takayasu
and now, back to our regularly scheduled programming
Time to liven up this shitty thread with Onoshartos favorite party game.
>>271393
So every thread is going to be a danfaggot thread now, no matter who yuushos?
>>271416Business as usual
>>271417>it was always like this!No.
>>271392Surely Onosato, Kirishima and Aonishki will all simultaneously be injured... and then he'll lose a playoff to Atamifuji or Fujinokawa.
>>271419>>271392
>>271418I did not say that
>>271418You and the rest of the anti-Danners have been like that ever since Dan reach the top division and started stomping his way up to the top of it (still on the rise btw, 01e next 'sho). Before that the anti-Danners weren't aware of him because anti-Danners don't follow the lower divisions because they're not real sumo fans. Meanwhile the Dan respecters of the world have been keen on Dan since he zensho'd jonokuchi. anti-Danners don't even know what jonokuchi is lol.
Jungyo starts when?
>Otowayama(ex-Kakuryu) has already trained his first own sekitoriMusashigawa in suicide watch
>>271430>Otowayama(ex-Kakuryu)As somebody thats still new to Sumo this is one thing i dont like. Its hard to remember the names of former Ozeki/Yokozuna when they go into coaching. I get the tradition of it all but its hard for newer watchers.
https://www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/2026/09/29/kiji/20260928s00005000439000c.htmlYDC says that they no longer consider horseryu a yokozuna
>>271432Somehow I don't think they care what new viewers think, especially gaijin. If you enjoy sumo you'll learn their names. Though desu most of the time in these threads people still call elders who were active fairly recently by their old shikona.
Takatoriki-san says a popular wrestler has been smoking zombie cigarettes and if the JSA won't do the right thing he is going to release the name. Who do we think the culprit is?
>>271441Hatsuyama.>Why him?It came to me in a vision.
Has it been announced who's being promoted to Juryo yet? Surely Nishikigi going J14w->J14w on a 6-9 is considerably more scandalous than Tenshoyama going Ms8e->J14w on a 6-1. Tenshoyama literally maths higher than Nishikigi for the next Zucky.
>>271443Asahifuji and Ryuho are the only two.
>>271444>They gave it to the 4-3 on Ms4e over the 6-1 at Ms8eIf I was Tenshoyama I'd be fucking livid.
>>2714456-1 at Ms8 hasn't scored a juryo promotion in over 35 years.
>>271446Your point?
>>271447My point is that 6-1 at Ms8 hasn't scored a juryo promotion in over 35 years.
>>271448I don't see what bearing that has on the topic of whether Tenshoyama should've gotten the promotion over Ryuho.
>>271449Historically, 4-3 at Ms4 has been promoted abundantly more often than 6-1 at Ms8. This should be simple to understand if you're not retarded.
>In November it'll have been a year since Dan won on day 4
>>271449How they did it is consistent and predictable with how they've been doing it for the last 5 years. If you start the tournament below Ms5 then you need to zensho or you aren't making it. A shitty 4-3 at Ms5 gets promotion priority over a strong 6-1 at Ms6. Look at Tanji's result at Natsu 2026 for a good example of a 6-1 snub. Tenshoyama not the first and won't be the last.
>>271451Dan will be O1e in Novemberand you will be seething lol
Crazy how /dan/i; improves the quality of these threads.
>>271439I know in the sloppa they all use their shikona, but I wonder if that's just for show. Like do you they actually call everyone their shikona when 20 guys have the same starting hiragana? Or when someone changes their name you have to now call your friend something new?
Since 2011 (this is relevant because of the match fixing scandal that resulted in a ton of guys being kicked out so there was more upward banzuke movement than normal for two basho) nobody below Ms7 has gotten a juryo promotion without a 7-0 score.
>>271438
>>271456They're always addressing each other with their real names in the beyaslop, the subtitles ignore this however.
>>271441Might explain Oho's sudden lull, but would he betray his own boy like that?
>Smoke a single cigarette>Drop to Juryo
>>271441>Zombie cigaretteA what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XakT76fuex4Wow thanks for telling us who won a basho we all watched live, Hiro. Very cool.
>>271460Oho is dealing with a neck injury. Takakeisho said so during the tournament.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NgkqV4xbzI>Asahifuji has beaten Hoshoryu>Kakuryu is the nicest oyakata in Ozumo
>>271467My wet farts beat hoshoryu
>>271445that's why he was so angry siting on dohyo after he lost the 6th match, he knew...
>>271469It was a disgraceful display of immaturity
Can't believe they aren't promoting siego to juryo from his sandanme zensho, wtf... He has less losses than asahifuji
>>271447Idiot.
>>271475>It hasn't happened for 35 years, thus is impossibleNow show me all rikishi who've gone 6-9 at Sekiwake or Komusubi and remained in the Sanyaku.
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>>271472Fewer
>>271476You do this every time. You're wrong every time.
>>271482>Look I know precedents have been set in the past, but that doesn't mean precedents could ever be set againYou are so gay holy shit.
>Outliers are what we should base our expectations on. Go away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8f6Z7GitLw>Byambachuluun Lkhagvasuren was 0-13 against Gantulgyn Gan-Erdene
Never forget...
>>271486Damn Roga could scratch his knees while stood up straight.
>>271486Man Terunofuji was bloated compared to his yokozuna days
>Moriurara's shikona comes from a racehorse legendary for not winningmoribros...
>>271489I swear we need a Moriurara biopic
Jesus fuck he went 1-6 last basho and his win was a fusen on day one. God bless.
>>271488Funny, I think about it the other way. Ozeki Terunofuji looked plump and healthy. Yokozuna Terunofuji looked deflated.
>>271489Yeah, Haru Urara is a famous race horse for racing 113 and not winning once. Yet she was very popular because of that. Mori at least wins, sometimes.
>>271493>Mori at least wins, sometimes.Against Honda... who has 1 win the past three basho, lol.
>>271462>>271480Apparently a zombie cigarette is a vape filled with a medical sedative. Seems like they were legal up until 2025 in Japan. Looking at the side effects of the drug its like the japanese equivalent of fent zombies.
>>271499Natural selection at work.
>>271499I can't keep up with these damn kids today.
>>271489>>271490>>271491The soul of sumo
>>271476
>>271492he has skinny wimpy looking legs and ass as yokozuna compared to how he looks in that video. his lower body was disgraceful after his knees ceased to be
>>271491>1-6 last basho and his win was a fusen on day oneSeppuku fuel
>>271507He'll figure it out one day. He just needs time.
>>271503We gonna be on Shiyamamoto by now with how often he gets killed in the ring.
>the newfags don't know HattorizakuraMoriurara is a stud in comparison.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sh%C5%8Dnanzakura_S%C5%8DtaHis "losing" records are truly legendary
>>271510honda koki will "beat" him
Who is this year's sumo kwaboty bitch of the year?my nominations:WakatakaKOGA - he will be on banzuke ranked in makushita before the year is out regardless having yusho'd earlier in the yearHorseSHITryu - a whole year as a yokozuna with no yushoKiriSHITma - "hay guise imma gonna be a yokozuna and sheeeiiiiiiiiitt!!" but then he puts up an 8-7 MK
>>271516What's with the hate for Wakatakakage? He got a genuine life-threatening injury, so I don't really see how that's a qualifier for KWABOTY status.
>>271518he didn't keep himself healthy and now he is paying the consequences
>>271516I think Horse getting hit with the notion of retiring takes the cake. Kirishima had a good year and came up short, it is what it is, he's not going to be turned into glue if he fails to win the next basho.
>>271518Its only that one guy, also>Ah...
>>271523I mean I did ask what's with the hate, but he didn't really give an answer, so...
>>271508Thats so sadI mean not as sad as the one with the dog and the fountain, i think that one is simply the peak of Moriurara but stillAchievements>Record: 1st most consecutive losing records since entry into sumo (38 losing records)
>>271518>What's with the hate for Wakatakakage?Its not real, its anon just trying to stir shit cause he is bored
Isn't Hattorizakura the guy who'd sometimes intentionally fall over at the tachiai because he didn't want to fight?
>>271535Apparently when he would do that he had injuries and simply didn't want them to make them worse? I wouldn't 100% trust it, but it is what his oyakata said.
>>271535>3 wins>out of 238 boutsWhat the fuck
>>271535Yes.
>>271546>3 winsAll of them against Onosato
>>271550One was against Soga actually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX8Bm2qszF4Oh damn, Dewanojo faced Asahifuji?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Sumo/comments/1wuzl2f/japan_sumo_association_amends_sumo_rules_for/Japan Sumo Association amends Sumo Rules for first time in 71 years; Changes clause regarding hairknot (mage) touching the dohyoOn October 1, the Japan Sumo Association held a board meeting at Tokyo's Ryogoku Kokugikan and decided to partially amend the official Sumo Rules regarding instances where a wrestler's hairknot (mage) touches the ring during a bout.Article 9 of the Judgment Rules (Shobu Kitei) in the Sumo Regulations previously stated: "When head hair touches the sand, the wrestler loses. However, if the hair touches the sand an instant earlier while executing a throw/downward technique against the opponent, it shall not be deemed a loss." Under the new decision, everything following the word "However" has been deleted.PR Director Fujishima Oyakata (former Ozeki Musosayama) explained: "The rule stated that touching the mage first wasn't a loss if it happened while bringing down the opponent, but whether a technique was actively being executed was often ambiguous. It's a very old rule. The goal is to establish a unified standard that the mage is simply a part of the body."This marks the first revision to the clause since the regulations were originally enacted 71 years ago in 1955.
>>271554When was the last time this rule was applied in first division?
>>271556According to plebbit, Enho lost a mono-ii due to that ruling, but does not specify when exactly that was, which fair enough
>>271556I can't remember what fight but I could've sworn I saw someone's hair hit the dohyo this basho. Maybe Asakoryu but idk.
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF NATTO GOT NUKED AGAINFIRST MIDDY NOW THIS
Watched a video on what juryo, maegashira, and yokozuna make, but what about oyakatas and stablemasters, how much do they make?
>>271559Its Nattover
>>271560
>>271562Does this include the money they have to use to run the stable, like food and transportation and supplies, whatever, or is that a separate allowance
>>271520Its his body and its his responsibility to keep it in fighting shape and he failed to do that and now he is being demoted to makushita. Not the first time such a thing happened, Teru also kwaboty'd himself down to the lower divisions and so did a lot of other guys, they should've been more sincere when they were tossing the salt. And the n word is banned on 4chan, the fact that you can't even comprehend that only shows how stupid you are
He really is the worst poster in these threads.
New Kimura Shonosuke just dropped
>>271563That's separate, because not all oyakata run their own stables.
>>271567I heard Hakkaku does fuck all for his stable and has three coaches do it all for him. Is he even aware how extremely mediocre his stable performs?
>>271566What is this one's history with horse and boat gambling?
>>271569I don't know about gambling on boats, but anyone betting on horse to win is an idiot
>>271570https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold_Ship>On 28 June, the grey started 9/10 favourite as he attempted a record third win in the Takarazuka Kinen. In what would later be referred to as the "12 billion yen incident", Gold Ship appeared to panic in the starting stalls. He lost many lengths at the start and finished fifteenth of the sixteen runners behind Lovely Day. This is estimated to have lost 12 billion yen ($135 million) in betting tickets.[20][21] Yokoyama commented "I'm not sure what had happened in his mind because he can't tell us... he is just Gold Ship".[22]
A White man starting sumo school
>>271559Clicking on the FMD player seems to play them tho?Hopefully he is alrightFucking ninjas
>>271573Yep, its just some faggot who uses safari and can't figure out how to computer because retarded and gay. The cove is a no faggots zone
He really is the lowest quality poster in these threads. Never has anything nice to say, always slinging shit and trying to cause division.
>>271560guess the rikishi
>>271577I wanna say Oho but I feel his numbers would be bigger.
>>271579It's [spoiler]Shishi[/spoiler]
>>2715801/8 Ukrainian, Russian, what's the difference?
Don't mind me
ATTENTIONTHANK YOU FOR THE ATTENTION
>>271585Yeah you bet Asanoyama is gonna bang some kok.
>>271577The small mochi-kun and the big number of envelopes says Fujinokawa to me
>>271585
Now post Onosato's earnings.
Now post Kisenosato's earnings.
>>271587Kid's got 4 kinboshi. No way it would be that small.
>>271590
>>271594HINT AT WHOSE EARNINGS YOU'RE POSTING YOU MASSIVE CAKE EATING FRUITLORD
>>271595... I meant to link to >>271591:(
>>271588>rawr!takerufuji is a furry
>>271390Dan inna hat
>>271588The tiger isn't even the most dangerous thing there.>1) Takerufuji's elbow joints>2) Yoshinofuji against a Yokozuna>3) The tiger
>>271585>2020NSK has a time machine?
>>271600They didn't until Dan showed them how
>>271600No, Anon. It IS 2020. Did you think you could escape? Also, congratulations Shodai! I hope his Ozeki career goes far!
>>271593Kinboshi is very small. You need 20 just to match the salary difference between maegashira and lower sanyaku.
>>271609No, I meant the mochikyukin multiplier. Kinboshi adds 10, so that would be 40 right there.
>>271571Just gorushi things
>>271610That's what I mean too. You need 20 kinboshi in order to increase the mochikyukin by the same amount as the salary increase from maegashira to lower sanyaku.
>>271614Okay... Thank you for the irrelevant information.
Russian koga has married a hag.
>>271605Meanwhile Shishi fans(This was before a win).
>>271430And he did it with a guy who wasn't some hotshot college champ with tsukedashi status.
>>271619Guess it's time for me to become fatter and retardeder
>>271622He was a hotshot high school champ, lol. >Given name is KazumaNGMI
>>271617
>>271619Shishi swimming in that tsundere poontang.
>>271605Danbros we won again
>>271626Roga's career highlight>I got to face off against an ozeki and lose because I was ranked below the joi, but horseSHITryu sat out the basho so I got to fill in
>>271632Better than most. And that was his basho highlight, his career isn't over
>>271632Tournament highlight. Obviously career highlight is >>271486.
>>271634Or possibly this win to secure promotion to Makuuchi.
