Dan high five edition >Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dDan's website:https://aonishiki.comPrevious thread >>271390
>>271908>the kind of guy to let someone die of a heart attack in the dohyo because all the medics are women.B A S E D
>>271922Seems like an oversight to have only female medics available when they can’t go on the dohyo but I respect letting someone die to maintain its sanctity.
>>271924Seems like an oversight to have Hokutoumi as JSA Chairman.
>>271924They were audience members. There were no medics on staff.
>>271889He was trying not to recreate this.
>>271909>This is probably the first time I saw Ura's knees.
Aonishiki has sunk so low...
>>271932When I met Danylo he was giving handjobs to punks under the Tokyo Skytree for ¥1500 a man.
>>271933>Who's the asshole who gave you ¥500?>All of them.
>>271908>Yarden was fucked by Hakkaku being a stuck up cunt. >Making an exception due to exceptional times would be fineYarden was fucked by being a complete shitter with zero redeeming qualities.>oy vey you have to let in this 25 year old with zero experience in any martial art let alone sumo because we are the chosen peopleFuck off schlomo, jew fears the samurai
>>271939>zero experience in any martial artHe's already not going to make it, there's no reason to lie.
>>271939
>>271940>5 shekels has deposited in your accountHe allegedly was a judo/jiujitsu/wrestling champion in his youth, yet the only proof is a single picture of him wearing a gi when he was 4.
Hmm...
>>271943The son of a frog is a frog.
>>271916>HiradoumiCould've been worse to be honest.
>>271945Same, I keep picking Oho so I'm shocked I'm not down in Juryo
>Ura's knees
>>271942>jiujitsuI believe Yarden said "Jew-jitsu", anon.
>Wife cucks you with your own deshi and then runs away with himHow can one survive such humiliation?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Zb0WShTEnrw
>>271957>heal on the dohyo bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUg-yR9Yduc>TemujinMONGOL MENACE NEVER ENDS
>>271962>once in 100 years or sofuck, Teru's son Temujin won't be doing sumo then.
>>271962>Mongol Go 15 Minutes Without Talking About Or Displaying Ghengis Khan Challenge (impossible!!!)
>>271959Dohyos can only heal physical wounds, not emotional ones.
>Dohyos can only heal physical wounds, not emotional ones.
https://tegatastore.com/products/authentic-kesho-mawashi-former-megashira-matsumaeyamaonly €570 for a kesho mawashi
>>271972Imagine how cool you'd look walking around the supermarket wearing only that.
>>271962>Once in a lifetime talentSatobros they're making fun of us...again...
>>271972>Ring-worn in 1965>That same year he came down with tuberculosis and dropped down to Sandanme. I think I'll pass.
>>271975Tuberculosis is a disease of filth, you're safe from it if you keep yourself and your clothes clean.
Man what a delinquent
>>271976Thanks Doc, I'll be sure to not give a shit right away on that one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_k33jzSKvA
>>271985You don't care about how basic personal hygiene can prevent disease? Then you're a fucking idiot.
>>271990you sound vax'd
I tested positive for covid back in 2020, took a quick nap on the dohyo and woke up fine.
>>271972I didn't know those things were that long when not worn. Is there a good video out there of the making of one?
>>272001me: henka'd lockdown, nodowa'd hakkaku, never been sick a day in my life
>>271962>15I mean everything comes down to long term health but this guy is crazy looking for his age
>>272004>I didn't know those things were that longBasically the same as a regular mawashi, but with a fancy front. I know I've seen a video recently that showed a bit of the "making of," but I can't find it. Here's a Futagoyama video that shows the boys preparing/fitting one of Nabatame's kesho-mawashi. https://youtu.be/utQOnGzFt10?si=VTMaI7JdiEsEO7fL&t=2248
>>272011>>272004Derp. Found it. https://youtu.be/EQSEW1NFRwo?si=D1TG1astCT027NBw&t=646
>>272001There is not now nor was there ever a "test for Covid". The tests were for spike protein believed to be linked to Sars-CoV-2, a virus believed to cause Covid, an "illness" that's completely identical in every way to common seasonal illnesses that are just a normal part of life.
>>272013if there were no tests then explain how I got free cookies for taking it
>>272012this vid is a must for anyone starting to watch sumo.>>272014you paid for those cookies anyway with your taxes and whatnot.
>>272001>touching the dohyo with something other than the soles of your feetYou fool, you've been possessed by evil spirits.
>>272004https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/tv/sumo/sumopedia/9/
>>272022>He doesn't sleep standing up.NGMI
These guys are so taped up. I expect to see full mummies wrestling in 3 to 5 years.
>>272046Atamifuji has gotten rid of his shoulder tapes.
Subtle videogame tattoo thread
>>272046Soon
>>272049HELLOOO REDDIT
>>272049lmao people are so dumb
>>272050Three full basho as an active Yokozuna should've been his punishment for smacking Ochiai.
>Roga married an OLFucking based.
>>272056>Russian Koga married Ichyamamoto
Wonder which filter he hit.
>>272061You tell me.
>>272063/russian koga/i;Crazy how I can be so specific but still filter your obnoxious ass consistently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1pYsvRE2EAsugoi...
Are you excited for the future of sumo?
>>272089Yes, why?
>>272090Good!
>>272091Thanks!
>>272091Cute pic!
>>272089>recruiting pacey ngubus >for wrestlingHakuko truly is at the forefront of the sumo meta
>>272049Imagine getting some fat disappointment like shodai tattooed on you
would you eat Dan's onigiri
>>272089>>272091there's no way NSK will let him join sumo.. it's the same tier as yarden.
No one said he was trying to join.
>>272108This is why going full harite mode is bad, you just open your armpits and are not pushing your opponent
>>272089Literal evil spirit
>>272113He's in japan, being promoted by hak... you think he's on vacation or what
>>272116Kinda, yeah. Invited to the 2026 "Sumo Culture Promotion Program." One of many.
>>272117>Aoiyama successors
>>272117>That fat UkrainianHoly shit imagine how many drones it would take to bring him down.
>>272117That is the most georgian hairline ever
Nine Eleven indeed
>Slopshoryu
>>272122It's migrating to his chest for winter.
What would you rather have>Hoshoryu zensho>Moriurara zensho
>>272123is he muscle training his cock?
I need a good image of a Teru disappointed glare to use as my phone's background to inspire me throughout the day.
>>272123The caveman sagari
Anyone know whats up with him?
>>272136I heard he caught ligma.
>>272136Right collarbone injury.
>>272134
>>272134>>272143The footage of Atamifuji walking by him last basho was straight up kino, right out of a movie
>>272134>>272137Who the fuck is Chairman Hakkaku?
>>272144Post the video
>>272144>>272166
>>272177>>272143That hairstyle and the getup he usually wears along with the scowl makes him look like a corrupt cop in an old Segal movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCSKozoEwxk
>>272177Bowing at someone who isn't even looking at you is the most Japanese thing I can think of.
>>272148FYI I chose this Teru image as my phone background. I feel so inspired.
>>272185>Even the best Rikishi fall>Get up and go again little broThanks Teru-sama
>>272182I mean, he's getting bows from deshi even when he's taking a dump probably.
>>272178
>>272182Just keep bowing....
>>272179buy an ad
>>272193He looks korean here
>>272193
>>272182In the US military you salute someone who isn't looking at you if they rate it, no different really
HorseSHITryu joined the jungyo, possibly his last one ever
when is queenbee going to fold and start doing stripper sumo streams on kick or fansly, that'll get me on board
Good to hear how Takakeisho is going to be more attentive to what kind of food his wrestlers bulk up with when his father forced him to eat McDonalds
>>272211googling QueenBee Sumo has been a mistake
>>272222>fell with his forearm on his neck with the full bodyweight behindThat seems unpleasant
>>272222Hoshoryu's gonna fight like this when he comes back from his injury.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVjhuKDtqug
>>272211https://www.twitch.tv/queenbee/clip/TenderFineDonutSpicyBoy-ERKMRJtZJqcVPE-Z?range=30dTUMMY EROTIC UUUUOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Ask /sumo/ a disappointed Teru to use as my phone background>Next day>New Futagoyama sloppa asks the guys about their phone backgroundshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvShLIn0lhA
>>272236The JSA looks to this thread for their view of the "international audience". That's why they refuse any convenient broadcasts outside Japan. VPN+Abema is sufficient.
>>272234>https://www.twitch.tv/queenbee/clip/TenderFineDonutSpicyBoy-ERKMRJtZJqcVPE-Z?range=30dWhat the fuck does this have to do with sumo wrestling?
>>272238Punished Midi-sama...
>>272239
>>272234Honestly I didn't mind her stream when I tried it. Kinda chill.Until she played one of her songs. HOLY FUCK. They were bad bad. Like worse than AI slop level
Reminder that a year ago the record number of 12-3Ys in a row was three. Right now we're sat at six.
>>272232>Chris
>>272234>>272211Speaking of streamers, have any of the ones that got bopped during the last basho mention if it will be back to business as usual come November.
>>272252Most of them probably, they generally wait for the strikes on their channel to wear off and then are back to normal, in the meantime they stream on alt channels. This mass reporting and banning situation happens regularly for reasons we fully understand.
>>272252sunday morning sumo show said they were gonna lie low on kick for a few more
>>272234So why intermixed with copyrighted sumo content? Why not just dance with nothing in between so you don't get banned? Or mix it with youtube vids that you claim you are doing as transformative content? I don't get how she landed on sumo
>>272261She genuinely loves sumo but also has fujo tendencies and lusts over the more handsome manlets in particular
>>272261>transformative contentNone of the sumo streamers actually understand what qualifies as transformative content. Doing shitty commentary over copyrighted material you don't own interspersed with other copyrighted material that you don't own ain't transformative.
>>272266Yeah that's why I used the word "claim" genuis
>>272266Would having your own ununionized bootleg stunto count as transformative?
>>272266I think the whole transformitive content thing is sorta vague. Ive seen streamers get by while doing less then somebody like Midnight. Ive never seen a Bee stream so i dont know what she does during the actual bouts. It wouldn't surprise me if something NHK related got a lot of channels caught this time around, those guys are relentless while Abema seems pretty derpy with their claims.I liked the one claim an anon made during the basho that the new awful theme is aggressively protected compared to the old song and its why so many got caught this time around after months of nothing big really happening.
>>272256I hope they stay dead, Goose is an obnoxious cunt. He's gone on entire rants about cooking that would qualify as shitpost/bait threads on /ck/. I'm talking>You used canned tomatoes? You didn't cook the meal.>You didn't use fresh herbs that you grow yourself? You didn't cook the meal.levels of "I'm actually just a dickhead".
Dan lend chest to Ikazuchido @ tour
>>272289Oh and my personal favourite>You cooked your pasta in water and not broth?!?!?!?!?!?!? HOOOOLLLYYY SHIIIIT DUUUUUUUDEEEEEChrist what an absolute tosser. And that's before getting into how he thinks TEH PENGUIN OF D00M XD *holds up spork* is unironically peak comedy.
>>272290>Okay I lent you my chest, you can give it back now>Dude I was only lending give it back>COME BACK HERE WITH MY CHEST YOU N-
>His sagari are somehow both hanging down and pointing up.0/10
The weight gain hasn't aged Dan well.
>>272296I sure wish I could see that rando in the background's eyes better
I don't think I've actually seen a Gagamaru bout. Webm faggot, post some.
>>272298>Webm faggotDon't think I will.
>>272299lmao this faggot butthurt af
>>272299>Didn't deny being a faggot
>>272300>>272301It's hard to understate how much better these threads and the sumo community on here in general were before you fags found out about them and/or felt yourselves emboldened to post in them instead of just lurking. Go make Reddit worse or something, keep this infantile garbage out of here
>>272303I've been here for years.
>Ah! Look who decided to come out of his heya! Have you finally reached yokozuna, like you told you were going to do?
>>272305>Have you finally reached yokozuna, like you told you were going to do?"No."
Oh and FYI ESL-kun, it's "like you said you were going to?".
>>272303What a faggot
>>272286Middy actively avoided the new intro to play his heckin quirky edited old one though while Kappa played it every time just fine. I really think he just got too big and became the biggest target.
Ikazuchido becomes Shibuya cop after retirement.
>>272304been here since summer
>>272286>I think the whole transformitive content thing is sorta vagueIt's pretty well defined. The only reason why streamers doing less than Midnight weren't getting caught is because copyright ninjas weren't trying. Not because their """content""" passed muster.
>>272321That and mfag reports them
>>271922>all the medics are womenThen he didn't stand a chance...
Move to /sp/ already
>>272318>Niggazuchido uwatenageing yakuza nigerians to the curbWould be kino to watch
