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>>58066734ChatGPT can you explain me convertible senior notes as if I was a new born?Which century are you from anon? Jesus chroisss
What's a convertible senior note?
it's boomer monies, aka FIAT
>>58066772i don't have a chat gpt account and i believe ai is evil anyway so you'd better hurry up and start explaining, retard
>>58066772ChatGPT told me its like borrowing money for my lemonade stand with a special note, that i will give back money to the lender first or give him shares in my lemonade stand if he would prefer that way.
>mom calls me, says its urgent, refuses to elaborate over phone like its some spy drama>go visit her and meet her for lunch, dad is not at home>says things aren't going well and that they made a bad investment and need money>try to get more info, she refuses, she wants to know if I'm going to help or not>keep pushing for more info>finally admits they mortgaged the family home to get money to "invest" and fell behind on the payments, but still refuses to elaborate on the nature of said investment>assume it's BTC/dogecoin/whatevs>also asks me to keep it quiet>do some private investigating>find out they bought a high end condo using all their savings + a mortgage, looks like pic related>it's a wedding gift for my sister>she wouldn't tell me because she didn't want me to feel jealousamazingi'm renting a shitty room in the ghetto, i have to take cold showers because the plumbing is fucked... and she buys my sister a high end condoComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>58066713Yeah, holes, even mothers, hate men, even their sons. Sucks that you had a cuck of a father who let himself and his male progeny be fucked by holesAnyway, agree to pay, but in return, demand sex from both of them, and trickle money to them in the meantime
>>58066713Do not respond to the demand for money and keep working on yourself. Don't look back and when you made it, make sure to let them know about it and still not give a single cent. 2 can play that game.
>>58066713you gambled it all on insert shitcoin that tanked and you don't have any money sorry mummy bye bye
>>58066713This, retards, is why you NEVER let anyone know how much or what crypto you hold. You are living in a shitty ghetto room. Tell her you are not doing so well either and hint at having lost your finances/hacked etc. Never mention that you have investments ever again
>>58066713>im counting on inheriting that house one dayKek, your sister is going to inherit it one day anon.
In case you were wondering what caused the recent sell off dump.
>>58066363> be me> make friends with someone who "conducts behavioral research on elephants"> friend says they "are all moving to higher ground"> hear about other "wild life experts" saying "animals are running for the hills"> be at "elephant expert" friends house one day> they are taking forever in the bathroom> i notice they left their emails open on their laptop> don't want to snoop but I accidentally read them all before glancing away> hundreds of angry messages from different emails> turns out "elephant" has been code for "overweight" women this whole time> turns out "animal" is what these sick bastards call women of color> "behavioral research" means they are stringing these women along in relationships while become more chauvinist and more racist, then recording what happens> "higher ground" means these women have start refusing en-masse to have sex with nazis> "running for the hills" means these women refuse to even associate with nazis. at all anymore.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>58066712kek
>>58066659Nah, I just ate after fasting for 36 hours
>>58066817Definitely IBS
>>58066712Nice post
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>>58066829yes sir. buy the dead cat.
>>58066829Shit the fuck up you fucking faggot. Go fucking choke on dog cum
Me and my Gf Edition>Brokers: https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq>Stock market words: https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ>Risk management: https://pastebin.com/488BMndL>Live Bloomberg stream: http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html>Educational sites: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>58066762The keynote was:>these are our new black boxes>look how much better it is than our last one>imagine the compounding edge you will have over anyone who buys black box from someone else when the trillions of tasks you are doing are all slowerhe was a bad public speakerhe did a bad job pushing for more generalized LLMs with more parameters. At some point he said something implying high param LLMs would be better at knowing the user to be better at first shot or something. He didn't circle back so I think he wasn't confident at that part.Then he showed off some of the things that other companies are doing with what we now call ai using NVDA blackboxes.The rest of the conference is DLI workshops to learn how use the blackbox software and presentations from other companies about the efficacy of their black box use cases.
>>58066835Basically they are the most Jewish company in vtubing despite being japanese
>>58065831>it means rate cutsjust one more boo$$ter shot and we go back to normal!!
>>58066765I'm aware of the Yen Carry Trade. I'm still not seeing why Japan raising rates means the US stock market crashes.>>58066812It's down about 10% in a week. So the company is worth an entire tenth less over the last 7 days even though there has literally only been good information?>>58066818>it dipped the minute he stepped on stageWhich is absurd. It's like when Powell speaks and the market moves drastically on literally nothing.
i got drunk last night but i feel pretty good this morning
lokd and loddedI can't believe how well APU has held up
I feel like I need more Apu, but it’s way above my initial buy in now. I have this mental block about doubling down when I’m this far in profit. Anyone else?
>>58066644I doubled down at the last “top” only to see it gain again. Nothing makes sense in crypto, following your intuition can either make you a lot of money or lose you a lot of money. The hype behind APU is real and with 99% of crypto crashing, people will look towards it as a safe haven. We haven’t even started yet fren, have no fear
I want to kms, I could've put $400 into it when dev first started shilling. But his promised $25 of ETH never showed up so I delayed and delayed and delayed. And now I only have a tiny bag of 3m.Could have x100d
I might sell my 120kavi for more apu. I believe in avi but apu can help me make the money i need...
>>58065041HOLY SHIT GUYS CHECK THE HOLDERS LIST THE PRESIDENT OF CHINA JUST BOUGHT APU
>the SegWit cabal drags Satoshi through kangaroo court>Satoshi starts unloading his 1 million of SegWit coinsServes them right I guess
>>58066784His sister still getting coked up?
I believe Trump will win the 2024 election and I believe MAGA and TRUMP INU will make me rich
>>58066386me too anon, but it already has made people really rich, I made $40k on MAGA and got it liq'd on DOGE, but every dollar I earn until August or Sept will go into MAGAhe will win and we'll all make it
literal fairy tales but ok
>>58066610no anon, don't let your dreams be memes
>>58066386Well, I hate to break it to you, but American presidential elections are 100% compromised. There can be no "winning" or "losing" an election when the intelligence agencies brazenly and openly alter vote counts at the tabulator level at will. There is only those who are chosen, and those who are not chosen. Now, you may still get lucky in that Donald Trump may still be chosen -- after all, theres a loss of trust in America's legacy institutions and they are trying to bring alienated White men back into the political fold after two decades of using them as sociocultural scapegoats. Just in time for global war and a new endless military quagmire! They may throw Trump a bone if he agrees to oversee another 9/11'esque false flag that forces us into a war with Iran or Russia.
imagine betting $50k on a xenophobic racist winning the election
I'm a retard who invested in China and EuropeThere is literally no reason to investin anything outside Amerika right now
Europe will outperform america in the next few decades, look at the green investments the EU is making, the EU is betting big on high speed rail and connecting Europe.The US doesn't even know what high speed trains are lmao, fuckers really spend their life savings to see a doctor, fucking fat retards
>China is going down in two weeks because their vaxxerino isn't as good as ours
>China will collapse in 2 weeks>Germany will collapse in 2 weeks>USA needs more venezuelans or will collapse in 2 weeks
>>58066428If its tech or energy intensive, yeah go 'Murica. If you need cheap labor, go SEA, if you need autistically planned small scalr high tech stuff, then go Europe or East Asia. China is still good for mid tier manufacturing, like cheap electronics and such, but don't expect any stellar quality or killer cheap wages
>>58066428>Europeit's good to stay diversified, Europe is a good bet beside the US>ChinaYeah that's pretty retarded
I wonder where the TA anon is who insisted throughout several threads that LINKBTC was forming a bullish Adam and Eve pattern he'd never seen so printed so perfectly besides his "textbooks". Where are you, anon?LINKBTC, much like LINKUSD, looks like utter shit. Since February, when he started banging on about this absolute certainty, this "excellent rotation target", it has broken down 30% to sit below the 2800 sats level headed again for the very bottom of the entire range formed since 2021 at 2300, under which it deviated last June. It's simply putting in lower highs, not your "Adam and Eve" Yugioh card bullshit.Be curious to check out these textbooks, anon! I'm sure I'm not the only one! We're all awaiting your authoritative and condescending proclamations. Perhaps you'll sweep up some more idiots into your hopium haze.
>>58066645>>58066701thanks for conceding that you don't know shit, charlatan
>>58066704but I did. you can look up the price. there was only a short time the price was lower than my entry
>>58066754>Securing multiple speaking slots at SIBOS is considered "out of touch" Kek. The claim that Chainlink is the most out of touch team in crypto is just preposterous anon, it's indefensible. Crypto as a whole is and always has been an absolute shitshow. But hey, keep defending that twitter tard.
>>58065803REDDIT SCREENSHOT! REDDIT SCREENSHOT! OMG! OMG!
>>58066758>>58066704you will ATONE
>>58064416>>58064461>>58064525>>58064852>>58065166OP has provided evidence that the market gets nuked when LINK pumps out of the price range it gets stuck in. You faggots need to show evidence of this happening with any other shitcoin. None of you have ever been able to do it because you can only predict the market getting nuked so precisely if you watch for LINK pumping.
>>58064852IT happened last time too - the last bull run was killed by Link hitting $50. They will never let crypto run until Link holders all capitulate. You were never meant to have it.
>>58066438>>58064412>my underperforming token dumps everytime the rest of the market doesWoahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh holy fuck I can't believe this. I bet its a shadowy cabal of hackers and VC whales and not a single fat russian philosophy major with half of the entire supply in his backpocket who tells us he plans to inflate the supply 20% YOY.Woahhh dude the cabal.
>>58066453But why do they hate LINK so much?
>>58066794Because it's unironically going to be worth more than BTC and it's held by a bunch of chuds from 4chan why do you think?? We got wind of this because of insiders years ago and hold holy knowledge we are regarded as too profane to hold.
OH NO NO NO
>>58066764>doge >down 11%
>>58066808still too high, these jews won't let it drop below 6 cents anymore. would never buy doge above 10 cents. doge whales are the biggest sons of bitches in the world the only coin in the system that can drop from 40 cents to 8 cents.
>Basic Informationhttps://gme.crazyawesomecompany.comhttps://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CHhttps://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)>Daily reminderstreamable.com/bzilp4>Mandatory study time>The Everything Shortreddit.com/mgucv2>^watch-alongyoutu.be/AaalT8rn9lc>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Riskyoutu.be/FCiL4v7_z9EComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>58066454>to make money Are there other reasons I should purchase securities >reform marketsI just like this stockChrist you guys give yourselves away with every word
>>58066810This. When you talk about GameStop in public, you’re only supposed to say “I like the stock.” This ensures you don’t make an incriminating statement and publicly declare that you are part of an online collective working in unison to trigger a short squeeze.
>>58066233>>58066336>>58066454>>58066650Kek this is all the same unhinged lunatic. Fuck it’s never dull buying and holding this particular stock.
>>58066788I've been gone for 10 years. Judging from the echoes of the astral plane hedgies will ledge and anons that hold the faith will wagmi.
>>58066822Kek how can we trigger a short squeeze “collectively” and independently at the same time, especially because the shorts already closed?
LINU SistersIs she our only hope? In the moment we needed her the most she was banned.
Male or female, I would insert my penis into this
>>58066268I am a male
>>58065804Is that Emilia? If so I’ll go all in on Linu.
the bogpill is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural
>>58065804Look at those flippers!
How come no crypto millionaire made his own gaming company?That is free of feminists and trännies?
>>58066396DISTURBING THE PEACELOOK INTO MY EYES
>>58066387Those aren't mutually exclusive, I knew a guy who was a CEO and he was basically a loser neet who did nothing all day, of course he was a trust fund kid cruising off his dad's legacy but you could still make a vidya company and contribute barely anything as long as you have money and you get good people to work for you at the beginning.
>>58066368I want to make a indie company if I make it.
>>58066368She is so beautiful
>>58066415You can just invest your money in index funds and stocks like every other retiree. No need to bust ass running your own business.
I'll buy back at 55k
>>58066114>>58066120REKT
>>58066120>>58066127Are you joking?2K.IT. [clap]IS. [clap]PROGRAMMED. [clap][clap]
Already bought at $9k yesterday.
>>58066114>>58066120>>58066127>>58066148>>58066184>>58066198>>58066208>>58066514I'm actually n o t a bobo, fags! Just doing some s entimen t check here! Get s ideline d, the dip is over, retards!
>>58066771Gap closed
ok cool it dumped who cares? can we just go back to making fun of linkies now?
so can someone introduce to finding shit through wallets on sol? or how to get into presales? ..i want the memes early , not on cexgota make it with solcasino
>>58066416or what FDV or liquidity you look at.. whats like best cheatsheet to this shit
>>58066471there is no cheat sheet. its a feeling in your balls that tells you when to buy and when to sell. if you don't have it, you don't have it.
>>58066494sure but..lets say theres zillion coins every seconds, that can pullout liquidity or not..like how do you know the insiders are getting into them for real before its late etc..like what liquidity they maintainwhat signals do they give out-
>>58066416get in https://goodboy.meme/
>>58066746You want an invite to the super secret billionaire club where we discuss pump and dump plans? You are asking biz?