>gun? heh, I just carry bear spray, it's actually more effecti-
>>2849786Yes. An M60 or MG42 will always give a the defender an advantage.
>>2853748Nigga, you zesty as hell.
>>2850454No.
>>2852295That.... That is a high fucking IQ move right there. You win the internets today, sir.
>>2849699The dude doesn't look like he ever practiced that draw and it snagged like all hell. A gun is not a fix all but it could have worked better than this spray.
#532- “topless” EditionPrevious Thread:>>2850406janny pls…Thinking about picking up a new hobby? Want to get a memecaster? Haven't mastered the Palomar knot? Click here!http://www.pastebin.com/u/fishingandtacklehttps://imgur.com/a/1Xw3NNew Bong Fishin Guidehttps://pastebin.com/sDB5SQTqFirst for best telescopic rod is the one you exchanged for a 3pc.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I went out for an hour this afternoon and caught 5 fish on the river with my fly rod. River fishing has been a challenge for me and is a rarity, so this was fun. It is on my list as something to do more often. I was targeting carp and buffalo, following a friend's tip, but I didn't catch any. Instead, I caught 1 chub, 2 crappie, and 2 white bass. Can anyone help me identify the chub?
So fly fishing is just normal fishing but you have to whip the line a 10 times before casting? What's the point?
>>2855547you're not supposed to whip it that much, and the point if being able to use lure that have very little weight, so you can't throw it on a normal set up, you need a setup that throw the line itself insteadso different kind of lures, including floating ones to target surface feeders among other things
>>2855547you cast the line, not the luredon't need to whip the shit around more than like twice unless you are trying to get some crazy distance which isn't necessary
>>2855547ROFL....that's movie fly fishing, not real fly fishing. You don't have to back cast at all in many situations. If I pull out the entire 30ft weighted head of my fly line, I can roll cast the entire length plus the leader, no back cast necessary. I fish mostly small creeks with heavy cover. In many situations, I couldn't do a back cast if I wanted to. That said, as the other two said, you're casting the line, not he lure because the lure doesn't have enough weight to cast on it's own.
> be me> Practice charting time.> take a lot of time taking measurements around my basement.> Take measurements back to charting table.> Absolutely fucked. > Repeat measurements repeat charting.> Still fucked.> Drop pen in frustration > North changes.> That was several hours of my life.
>>2854809Daily reminder that wood toothed nigga named his last ditch defensive point "fort nessisary" with the only locked door being on the liquor shack.
>>2854820He's just like me
>>2854433Sorry for off-topic but where can a European get himself a legit Cammenga 3H compass? Everything seems to be fake including """their""" Amazon store.
>>2854809He was part of the British regiment that fired the first shots of the war at the French.
>>2855515Not off topic at all. Idk but now I want to look into that question.
any subcultures other than rock climbing that have a dirtbagging scene?
>>2855329>astroturfed termDirtbag climbers have been calling themselves that for decades. What are you on about?
>>2855181Stealthy /dirtbag/ general?Post booty gear
>>2855181>>2855192>>2855193I worked at a resort for a few yrs. They had a party every year called the Dirt Bag Ball.
>>2855193We've got 'baggers in the ski industry since skiing was a thing
>>2855181>the ad at the topSo now indians are claiming they invented toilets too? That doesn't add up at all given the current circumstances. Anyway, that received a hearty kek.
With 2025 coming to an end, it's time for the yearly grid thread!Lets see what you've been up to..
>>2854982West coast?
>>2855072YesJan = Below Mt Shasta, CAFeb = Lost Coast, CAMar = Chilkat Pass, BCApr = Wolf Rock, ORMay = Colchuck Lake, WAJun = Thompson Pass, AKJul = Tombstone Territorial Park, YTAug = Summit of Grand Teton, WYSep = Summit of Sacajawea Peak, OROct = Summit of Half Dome, CANov = Wapta Icefield, ABDec = Kananaskis area, AB
The only real pictures we should be seeing are computer desks as we all know you fools don't actually go out.
>>2854729Still got time to cap off the year with another epic adventure
I was busy with studies for the first 4 months and I didn't go far in December, which was unusually warm
KEYSTONE WAS THE FIRST RESORT TO OPEN YESTERDAY AT 3PM!
>>2855187According to whomst? Faggy Yankees?
I have a pair of skis that I bought used 5 years ago. They’re kind of shitty but I’m debating on whether to hold on to them or not, because I’m a pretty casual skier and right now I’m more worried about the cost of new skis than performance on the slopes. I know they’re past the point of being guaranteed by the manufacturer or whatever. Will ski shops still wax and inspect my skis, or will they not touch them at all since they’re too old? Is it even safe to be skiing on old skis like that?
>>2855340>Will ski shops still wax and inspect my skisyes.>Is it even safe to be skiing on old skis like that?How old are they? if they are less than 20yrs old you should be fine. the bindings are more of a concern than the skiis if they are old too but the shop should be able to tell you if they are functional.
>>2853202They were racing A Basin to be first to open in the US
>>2855340>>2855343I've been wondering about something similar myself, but mine are more like 12 years old. They've only been out a few times though, I unexpectedly moved to somewhere with no skiing shortly after getting them and only just moved back to a place with mountains and real winter this year. Did some googling and it sounds like the skis themselves should be alright but the bindings are probably due for replacement, which isn't the worst thing because my feet have changed size so I need new boots anyway and the bindings would have to be remounted to fit them.
>Have friend>Retired military (Navy)>Came into a bit of money, with the business he and I run>Travels the world in our off season (we are military contractors).>Flys to Nepal with his thot Australian GF>Decides he wants to climb Mt. Everest (lol)>Actually find this sketchy as fuck outfitter that agreed to take him on a expedition that has multiple fatalities on record>Ligit is spending like $40k and more on this whole expedition>Has no experience Mountain Climbing aside from Mt. Fuji and other mountains in Japan (really are just hikes)>Has no glacial or Alpine traversing experience/training>/fit/ in a base way he hasn't trained or acclimatized to this.>Basically giving me the whole yolo line>Literally already at base camp.How do I convince my friend he's going to die and this a beyond a pants on head retarded idea. How the fuck do these outfitters not vet people on something like this? He's on a high because he divorced his psycho whore of a wife that put his dog down to spite him and he's made just over a million dollars working in the defense industry and shrewd investment with me.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>2855411I call bullshit.There are permits and waiting lists.The amount of people on the mountain is highly controlled by government regulations. You cant just walk up to some kiosk and buy a ticket.
>>2855411People do this with Everest all the time. A little different, but when I did the circuit there were little children, accountants, and schoolteachers doing it.
>>2855411Make sure you're in his will.
>>2855411>made just over a million dollars working in the defense industry and shrewd investment with me.the whole story sounds fake and gay due to reasons other anons already mentioned, but this one takes the cake for being the fakest and gayest. kys OP
>>2855411>his psycho whore of a wife that put his dog down to spite him
Land that conservation agencies refuse to allow to be open to the public outright should be turned into condos for millionaires instead.
>>2855482They should be drained and shipped off world and sold to the highest bidder. Then the ocean bed should be covered in concrete.
>>2853939Yes saar open the designated shitting forest saar.
>>2853942Information redundancy. It's like a library, museum, or graveyard. Information is stored there even if it's not in use.
In my state, the state and state-funded yet private conservation groups own land from which the public is barred. I know of multiple properties where this is the case.
>>2853939>Land that conservation agencies refuse to allow to be open to the publicThats where all the kids go missing>>2853942Yes it does, if you're jewish
If you aren’t visiting the parks in offseason, you’re a retard>no crowds>No annoying foreigners in busses>park roads normally blocked to vehicle traffic are openTake the offseason pill
>>2855433talked to a lot of boomers who work for state/federal landsI don't think they give two fucks if the parking lot is too smallthat's the next generation's problem
>>2855434>talked to a lot of boomers who work for state/federal landsand they all told you that all donations are embezzled?
>>2855442no, they just clearly didn't give a fuck about fixing anything and seemed totally detached from their workI think they just care about a steady job and if the forest is barely accessible and overcrowded they don't give a fuck and if you gave them more money to fix it they would find a way to pocket as much of that as possible you had this dedicated park/trail building era in the 1930s with the CCC and that all got abandoned, in many cases you still have various remnants of what they built - overlooks and roads and shelters but often left to crumble and get overgrown
>>2855449sounds like an eastoid problem lol
>>2855449>be me, mid level resource spec at a national forest office>have no funding, no seasonals anymore to delegate work>still have injunctions to manage the land for many uses without funds to do so>office has to manage resource extraction, forest health, archeological resources, fire and fuels, cultural resources, and lastly recreation>only manage for the recreation that the local userbase cares about because they are the ones who use the forest the most and there is no money for more>most of our staff goes on fires as much as they can as its the only way to make money>admin person gots DOGE'd so I have to work double duty at the front desk>think I hear a knock at the door, its so weak I can hardly tell.>in comes this fat ball of a man, clearly from a city out of state>hear the wood creak as he slowly crosses the floor and hear the ice clink in his stanley cup>pulls out the latest iphone and points a fat finger to an alltrails map>asks in the most fem sissy voice ever why there isnt a double wide paved path to an old fire tower>think to myself that its because hes the first person to ask for it in all the years working there.>think how it would take years of NEPA review and compliance because the old stuff is all historic now and therefore an archeological resourceComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Why is half an acre the absolute minimum land area needed to be self sufficient?
>>2855389
>>2855389Are you talking about the volcano that erupted like a week ago?Do it. I mean, what could go wrong?
>>2855389>Build your cities on the slopes of Vesuvius!
>>2854063The hardware store wood is probably a huge net negative on this shitty potato tower.
>>2855516>60 bucks in lumber and 50 bucks in pottong soil for $12 in potatoes....
What is the thinnest /out/ glove technology available today?
>>2846972https://ozerogloves.com/product/ozero-9002/Found these on a bike trail. They are my idea shittly done: wetsuit material (neoprene) but too thin. And like some are saying, sweat is a problem. I put some mickey mouse cotton gloves as liners, but somehow colder than cotton alone. Gonna end up making mittens put of ace back support brace....like mfers are playing piano in winter weather......WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THE MITTENS?https://ozerogloves.com/product/ozero-9002/
I did some research, and apparently those weird fucks up north use a mesh base layer. Maybe that plus latex over it solves the problem? The mesh should wick the moisture away, while the holes provide air isolation. The latex traps the air. All still very thin. Just needs some ultra-thin layer over this so it doesn't look like I work at Subways.
>>2854218Thats outdoor guy who's wife just got sick, that was the subject of his last vid. Someone finally had my idea. It doesn't wick shit. Its all about boundary layer. And windproof layer off the skin just traps air. Mesh allows that. Those polyester vapor protocol gauze coveralls they use in hospitals will boil your alive, but the are virtually nothing. Its also a other layer on scrubs. So just another layer, any layer, has air sticking to it as a fluid. All insulation is about trapping air (or a vacuum).
>>2854218>Son, I've seen the clothes you buy for your "hikes in the woods">Is there something you want to tell us?
>>2846972dont know if it's the thinnest, but i really like my pig fdt gloves.
what strange / spooky stuff have you seen?once when i was in the desert, there was a telephone pole, on it looked exactly like a 10ft tall bird of prey, just eyeing me downit was about a good 5min of walking, which felt like forever, just to see that it was a transformer that looked weird, none of the other poles had it eithersounds dumb, but it really did look exactly like a gigantic human sized hawk, and the "head" even seemed to follow you too, really interesting illusion, since it also hit all the primal parts of the brain that gone "you're about to be fucking eaten by a bird!!!!!!"a year or two later, when i was gonna take a picture, it was gone, which adds a strange air to "it was right there, i tell you!">inb4 go to /x/ for this shiti want real stories, not >i smelled the rotten shit fart gas, and my best friend was turned into a skinwalker, and then i pulled out that gun from videogame and blasted it, dude trust me
>tranny janny deleted the spooky jewish sighting posts bunch of humorless assholes, sad!
>>2853517this guy is just begging for a group of meddling kids with a dog to break into your property trying to solve a mystery.
>>2855314>I would've had outdoor gay sex with my boyfriend if it wasn't for you gay ass kids trying to make me a straight>Reeheeheeheehee
>>2802579There's a certain highway stretch in Newton County IN, that goes through a wildlife preserve dominated by dense conifers. that when the temp is very low and the time of night is so low in traffic that one's own headlights are the only substantial light, it feels as if one has a whole planet to oneself, if a spooky one. I'm not at all superstitious, but I found it pretty hair-raising going through that tunnel, and turning around with my headlights sweeping into that primordial looking site.
Mountain lions screeching in the distance, at varying distances, sometimes closer. And creatures getting close to the tent at night, likely racoons or whatever, but you can never be sure when it's outside and you're in.I hate those things. I never sleep good like that. I'm always imagining getting mauled by a bear, boar, cougar, etc.Want to get a camp security camera to set up (if such a thing exists), but that might just make me more paranoid desu.
Was he retarded? or free?
>>2854679fuck off klaus, your people lost their aryan spirit and have been nothing but soulless automatons ever since.
>>2855050Not german, but I'll take this as a compliment. Hopefully the millenary reich to come.Also people calling you of bot or automaton are naive irrational people larping as depressive poets, influenced by the meme of the young Werther, as if great figures of the European history were some dreaming faggots or something, while they actually were rational prosaic chads who were probably very insensible, very close to their self-interests.I'm pretty sure Napoléon wouldn't have died like a retard in Alaska because he didn't bring a map and refused others' help. I can picture him flattered about the redneck offering him a meal>Why yes, you recognized my imperial stature, didn't you, peasant. You'll be thanked for your charity, and made a rich man when I come back.And not>oh man the river melted>I keep eating berries but I'm still weak, maybe they weren't the right ones?>No thank, man. I'm a strong independant (dead) man! >Oh jeez, guess I'll die. Well, I-I'm happy, peace to everyone and God is good! Napoléon would have never!
>>2834319>Like you could do better.I'm still alive so I am doing better.
>>2854765McCandless died a free man.
>>2830740I don't care for how Krakauer tried to lionize him in the book and in my youth, I ridiculed him. Older now and my thoughts have changed. He was a lost soul coming from a shitty home life. His heart was in the right place, but the whole thing seemed like a long-winded form of suicide. Christopher probably thought that he could never go back home again.
I use a fenix ARB L21 headlamp coupled with the acebeam E75 hand held torch. Both are rechargeable by USB-c and the batteries are interchangeable 21700. These two give me more light than I can use and make a great pair.What lights to do you carry?
>>2855190>Both out performed by random chinkshit from temu.I can get 10,000 lumens for 50 bucks off Amazon or ebay.Im not going to pay a hundred bucks for 1/10th the performance.I guess it was nice of you to help the CEO of Rei pay for that new Ferrari though.
>>2855379My HL60R still works after 10 years, still holds charge on the original battery and has been dropped and used in the rain and freezing temperatures more times than I can count, nothing on Temu can claim the same my cheapskate friend. That said, modern Fenix is pretty bad.
Cheap aliexpress version of the expensive ultralight waterproof pocket flashlight thats on garagegear.Seems like a pretty accurate copycat, I'm happy with it, was 1/10 of the price.Similar to pic related
After a violent confrontation with police he fled into the Victorian High Country.What followed is a three month manhunt by 500 police, including 125 specialist tactical officers, 20 dog teams, six helicopters, an unknown number of thermal drones and in addition hundreds of military personnel. Despite the effort not so much as a footprint of the man was found.As the search past its first month the issue became obvious. This guy had four decades of experience in the area, his son calling it his second home. Friends recounted an obsession with bushcraft and a history of living offgrid in makeshift homes, old buses, sheds and caves. He knew the mineshafts were a safe comfortable place at night and as a prepper he was known to stash things in many a hidden place. As the hunt entered its 2nd month his connections to anti government groups were exposed and the police had to reconcile the fact he may be helped. With thermals completely failing, tactical officers were given the gruelling task of crawling through caves and mineshafts. With no success the Australian public began questioning what all this was costing. Independent media interviewed locals and suspicions were raised, how could such a well liked man kill for no reason? Why has the bodycam footage not been released? As the hunt entered its 3rd month half the units were sent home. Weeks of snow storms and dangerous conditions had crushed morale. The welfare toll was immense. Stories of psychological damage on officers. PTSD was diagnosed, this man, this ghost, he could have been behind any tree. Various theories were floated, suggestions that if the police couldn't find him then maybe he wasn't even there. And now there is but a skeleton crew, still searching, refusing to give up.
>>2854850Fair. Thanks.
ZOGBOTS 0 DEZI 1BASEDFUCK THE VICZOG!
>>2854986I think he got 2, and wounded another in the arse as he was running away.
australian police are retarded. all they know how to do is extort drug dealers. they simply do not enforce laws. as a matter of fact all australians are retarded. most ninnying, tattletaling, incompetent, lazy, passive aggressive, amphetamine addicted retards in the entire world. i hope indonesia annexes and forcibly rehabilitates this entire ridiculous country. no more meth pipe little aussie. no more adderal little aussie - no, you're going to learn discipline in a forced labor camp.
>>2855409You forgot alcohol.