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tender handholding
holy matrimony and reproduction
>>281860723Not today, Mr. Data Mining thread.
>>281860723Triple my ejaculation volume. Increase my penis length to 7 inches. Make it so I can return to a full erection 30 seconds after I orgasm with no adverse effects on my body. Then, put me in a bedroom with my real life little sister, her bedroom. Make her romantically and sexually interested in me, but not too direct. I should have to push myself onto her, but it's not rape. Make sure she's freshly shaved all over. Finally, increase her breast size by 25%
Let me see it
Lap pillow while being told it's going to be okay.
>>281860723Companionship
>>281860723But my fantasy is fucking succubuses awake
>>281860957>Kazuma's regular order
>>281860723Being sexually approached by a predatory and dominant small breasted but not washboard flat futanari loli with an impossibly large horse penis, but also an extremely over-reactive prostate. Make her shit-talk the size difference between her penis and mine a lot like a brat in need of rape correction. Make her really weak to anal and her defenses very low once you flip the table on her. She gives in easy and becomes super submissive and finds more pleasure ion being a bottom rather than a top. Make my own orgasm need a three-stage activation until i have a proper ejaculation, basically storing up the two earlier ejaculations on standby and releasing all thee when the third is reached. Also make her have very poor bladder control when fucked up the ass. Disengage safety protocols and run program
>>281860723Marriage with YunYun
>>281861098You think they'd charge extra for this?
>>281861121no, any request where they're submissive (and therefore just let you do all the work) would be better for them I thinkit would be shit like this:>>281860792>>281861108where they have to pretend to love you that would irritate them
>>281860839With a succubus? Is that even possible?
>>281860723You succubus having lesbian sex with Aqua while I watch.
>>281860723Marriage, with Wiz. Make her extremely fertile despite being a lich.
>>281861020Same. Especially this semen demon.
>>281860792MODS
>>281861020this will kill you, which is the reason they offer the dream service in the first place
>>281860723one order of this please
>>281860792BLUE BOARD MOTHERFUCKER
>>281865069One child for the pedo on table 69
>>281860957>Make sure she's freshly shaved all overfag
>>281865762Armpit hair is disgusting
>>281860723gb yuri.alternatively to be aged down and accosted by a big booby older woman (about 16 so).
>>281860723a hottie who got the disco step and can sing a tune that heals the soul, and i have the power that can heal their spirits
>>281860723Darknessu-Flou 3 min 1080p
>>281860723Male best friend who gets turned into a girl and needs my help to turn back but instead it results in me making him accept his new body sexually.
>>281860957>One number #8 please.
>>281865069That's a kid's meal, so it should come with a toy.
>>281866635Due to a mix up in your order you will be getting turned into a girl instead. No refunds
>>281860792Moshi moshi, Heaven?Garterbelt speaking.Yes yes, the gay-rapist-priest Garterbelt, let's get to the point already.We have one sick motherfucker here in urgent need of strictest divine punishment possible.
>>281866890I'll at least get turned back afterwards... r-right?
SOMEONE WHO LOVES ME
>>281860723oyakodon cooperative_fellatio sexual_coaching sagging_breasts lingerie thighhighs garter_belt lace nakadashi impregnation
>>281860723>marriage>pregnancy>being pinned to the wall by heavily pregnant belly after long day of work and forced to fuck all night long
>>281860957>Finally, increase her breast size by 25%ruined
>>281860723>"Why am I here with these whores?">Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>281860723horni
>>281867851Requesting a scifi/post-apocalyptic scenario. I have just dragged back to my workshop an Early War-period combat gynoid, and am in the process of disabling her in-built weaponry. As I have to take her apart to disarm her before I can jury-rig her back together, I figure I might as well install some spare sexbot parts in there too and experiment/enjoy ourselves a bit during the temporary dismantling.As the gynoid is a cheap, mass-produced "proof of concept" combat model, it has not been programmed to recognize or emote to sex or anything lewd in any way. It is however "aware" of its condition and internals. Any form of intercourse or activity that falls outside her programming will have her emotionlessly rattle off a stream of error messages, as her internal diagnostics keep crashing and rebooting trying to analyse the situation. Alternating between the error messages will be polite requests and troubleshooting instructions to remove any loose, foreign objects from its interior hardware. It will also occasionally attempt to release its own lubricant fluid to clean itself, as it would normally do to clear dirt and grime. As this function will have been disabled beforehand, of course, this only results in further error messages.
>>281860723Sorry, I don't think I should.I've already given up on ever getting any with someone I care about. Getting into this sort of thing would just become addictive and I'll end up using your services to escape reality, so I don't think I should start. Sorry.
>>281860723Megumin>you can have any girl you w...MEGUMIN
>>281860723???
>>281860957
>>281873729You must not hang around very many truck stops, that's the standard lot lizard phenotype. In fact, better than most I'd say
>>281874570>You must not hang around very many truck stopswe should all be so lucky
>>281860723Please supply me with one (1) Lalatina wrapped up in a blanket besides a fireplace, for her "endurance training"
>>281866676It's not the most eccentric and obscure choice, but sometimes you play the classics
>>281866635That plot sounds very familiar.
>>281860723The only fantasy I need is Aqua riding my face and peeing down my throat on a daily basis.
>>281860723>requested fantasyBoth Yunyun and Megumin giving birth to my children a few days apart.
>>281863500this is LITERALLY peak female form
I want to be protected by a deranged yandere.
>>281860957>t. Lt. Anon Broccoli
>>281867079Once I cum inside of you a few dozen times, yes
>>281860723Passionate missionary with Lilja lasting 15 minutes with Sumika cheering us on
>>281875508You know it'd just be ultra pure water though, right?
>>281875508>>281876566Distilled water is bad for your body in large amounts.
>>281860723I’d like a nice sit down family dinner with a white haired elf girl and our two children.
>>281876523>lasting 15 minutesAnon, it's a dream. You can make it last hours if you want
>>281876773I don't want to tire her out.
>>281874570>You must not hang around very many truck stopsnigga who does!?
>>281876807It's a dream, you could make it not tire her out
>>281874570>>281874645>>281876879What's wrong with truck stops?
Sextuple my semen volume and triple it's density. Decrease my penis size to four inches. Put me in my big sister's doctor's office with only us there, but increase her height to 6'2, age her down to 25, and give her the musculature of an Olympic female pole vaulter. She is doing a checkup on my genital's health, and part of the exam is a semen sample. She will slyly bully me for my small penis and being extremely erect for her the entire session. She jerks me off while teasing me about my small penis, but then is shocked when I ejaculate a far larger load than she expected and bust all over her face and clothes.
>>281860723My Xyo niece sitting on my lap grinding my hard cock with her ass while she is playing mario kart
>>281877032>>281860957Oh I get itThis is meant to be screencapped and posted to another social media site.Hey, put me in the screencap
>>281876925It's fine.
>>281877032Part two of this; she eventually has a hookup sometime down the line that cums inside her even after she asked him not to. She somehow comes to the conclusion that I could prevent her from getting pregnant by ejaculating inside her and killing his semen with my far greater density and volume, and that she would not get pregnant from me because I'm her brother. She quickly rushed over and I get to fuck her even while the cum from the other guy is still leaking out. She bullies me still about my penile size and about how the other guy was much bigger. I cum inside in like three minutes and the sheer volume makes her cum harder than she ever has, she bullies me about how short I lasted.She ends up pregnant with my twins and we raise them together.
>>281860972>>281867079
>>281860723Will they judge you if you have a really gross or cruel fantasy?
>>281877142No, they probably charge extra though
>>281867079>>281877131>I'M DOING IT ON PURPOSE!!!
>>281877108>>281877032I have many other fantasies but they all involve either my older sister but she's 6'2 or somehow time traveling and ending up doing my my mother (my older sister's spitting image) when she was my age
>>281860792You sick fuck!
>>281860957Finally a normal man
>>281860723make me a little boy with a 7 inch penis and a tall step mother with a huge ass who desperately milks my cock for every bit of semen from my balls so that she can get pregnant
>>281877336>step
>>281860723No refractory period. Hentai level cum shots. Give me kuro and illya, heavily ovulating.
>>281874467Kek first thing I thought of, based anon
>>281877440Not everyone is into their mother's, Chris-Chan
>>281860792One post into the thread and I see this.
>>281860723being smothered by a mermaid's fat tits while she's upset at me for saying that her pussy tasted fishy. If she can slap me around a little bit with her tail fin too, that would be great.
>>281877828>pussyCloaca
>>281877465>I may want to fuck my mother, but I'm not a FREAKOdd line to draw
>Items needed in order of importance >1. Rope>2. 2-4 D size batteries>3. Your weight in blue marshmallow peeps. (duckie shape) >4. A single deli glove
>>281861020>fucking succubuses awakeDo you mean "fucking a succubus while you and her are awake" or "fucking a sleeping succubus until she wakes up"?
>>281877919Even better, especially if it means her farts smell fishy too
>>281860723>i-i want an xbox!
>>281879972>gets a gen 1 bricked xbox with a stuck tray
>>281860723Make me a black guy with a ridiculously large BBC fucking a white bitch with a swastika tattoo
>>2818607239 hours of intermittently drifting awake to find myself under the covers with a cute flat chested long haired girl in my arms while a blizzard howls outside the window
>>281860957>increase her breast size by 25%What a terrible onii-chan.
