Explain how the following work: Bites The Dust, King Crimson, Gold Experience Requiem, Made In Heaven, D4C Love Train and Wonder of U.
BTD: Destroys enemiesKC: Destroys causesGER: Destroys resultsMIH: Destroys the universeD4CLT: Destroys the badWOU: Destroys the story
>>281866907It's magic. I ain't gotta explain shit.
>>281867128is there a more zased list in anime history?answer: nope!
>>281866907EVERYBODY WANTS TO KNOW WHAT'S ALREADY BEEN TOLD. WHAT'S THE USE OF MONEY IF YOU AINT GONNA BREAK THE MOLD?!
>>281866907i dont have to explain shit to a retard who reads coloured jojo
>>281866907>Bites The DustKQ plants a bomb on a target, if the target reveals Kira's identity the bomb detonates killing whoever interrogates the target and making Kira jump onto a different timeline.In said timeline, whoever interrogated the target is still fated to die at the exact moment they discovered Kira's identity, this effect stacks indefinitely until Kira either dies or disarms BTD>King CrimsonErases anything that happens in a given portion of time but doesn't erase causality OUTSIDE of whatever is fated to happen to Diavolo, inside this portion of time Diavolo is untethered from fate but has extremely limited agency.>Gold Experience RequiemDivides ANYTHING by zero, this effect cannot be stopped>Made In HeavenAccelerates the entire universe's time leading to an eventual universal reset, Pucci exists outside of time>D4C Love TrainRedirects all misfortune and whatever would cause the user harm onto a random point in space or towards the aggressor, this is a dimensional shield and can be bypassed by anything strong enough to go through the barrier>Wonder of U.Reverse D4C, bends reality and concentrates all possible misfortunes on whoever pursues Tooru/The Head Doctor, this effect can be bypassed by anything that isn't considered a Pursuit, it also makes the head doctor look like an 89 years old man...or does it? Is he really 89 years old? The head Doctor? 89? 89 years old? Satoru Akeefu? No way, no way in hell, Josuke, listen, I can only say this once...your bubbles, the invisible soap bubbles, they're not really bubbles but they spin, they spin Josuke, I've seen it, I've seen enough fruit in my life to know what I'm talking about. Anyway 89? The head doctor? I bet three of your nuts that's bullshit Josuke, remember your list of priorities, of which I'm number 1, you need to GO BEYOND Josuke, pursue the Head Doctor, save Holly-san, break the fucking curse or I'll turn you into something that doesn't exist in this world.
>>281867561>Accelerates the entire universe's time leading to an eventual universal reset, Pucci exists outside of timeExplain how Emporio was able to survive and retain his memories.
>>281867700It's 『ＦＡＴＥ』, I ain't gotta explain shit.
>>281866907>BtDKira implants his stand into someone else. Whenever anyone questions that person on the identity of Kira or trying to find where he is, BtD enters that person and blows them up from the inside. Time then rewinds 1 hour. All events that happened leading up to that time are still destined to happen and that person will die, unless Bites the Dust is deactivated for some reason. Bites the Dust will protect the person implanted, even from the stand user.>King CrimsonA stand with a sub-stand. The sub-stand allows him to see 10 seconds into the future and King Crimson allows him to erase that time. Essentially, Diavolo removes himself from the sequence of events, so that even if he was in the path of a bullet, because he erased the actual "I was hit" portion of time, all that remains is the bullet impacting whatever was behind him.>GERAll actions are reduced to zero. This means that any action taken against Giorno or GER is reversed. If you punched at him, you are sent back to where you started the punch. If GER kills you, even that event is reduced to zero. Meaning that you die, but that death is undone and this becomes an infinite death loop.>MiHTime accelerates faster and faster, to infinity. This allows Puchi to take every living being to the next instance of the universe after it collapses back into a singularity and into a new Big Bang. The new universe will be similar to the old one, but if you died in the previous universe, you'll be replaced by someone else that is similar. Everyone that was alive will have an innate sense of what is going to happen, because they already lived their life and will be able to make the "correct" choice.>d4c love trainLove train allows D4c to direct any misfortune away from itself and send it to another person. If something were to shoot Valentine, that bullet would hit another person, even if they were in another country. This would result in America living prosperous.
>>281867915>If GER kills you, even that event is reduced to zero. Meaning that you die, but that death is undone and this becomes an infinite death loop.Explain why it isn't an infinite death loop of being punched to death by GER. Why does he keep dying in different ways in different locations.
>>281868011Because only the "idea" of death is fixed, not the action, as the action is reduced to zero. So every death must be different. It should then be possible that Diavolo could die so many times to go beyond the physical means of the universe to convey death upon him. After all, how many different ways can you seriously die? Would it allow permutations? Being hit by a car vs being hit by a truck?
>>281867700Emporio surviving with his memories was the whole point and purpose of MiH
>>281868545Explain.
>>281867700It wasn't only Emporio. All other people who survived Made in Heaven had memories of the previous universe. Only the reincarnations (Qtaro and Qlene) were entirely new people. Its why Pucci wanted to kill Emporio - Emporio was the last survivor of the group and the last missing link.
>>281868756It is within MiH’s power to have every living being retain their memories after time began to fast forward, since that was Pucci’s plan for creating his version of a perfect world. Emporio being still alive after Pucci killed everyone else in the crew meant that he was also caught in MiH’s effect
>>281866907Bites the dust has a bombcat appear in your eye and explode if you say the users nameKing crimson sees into the future and erases something from happening, and sometimes it only effects the event itself but the aftermath still happens. Just…look don’t think about it too muchGER is nah I’d winMade in heaven is a fast forward buttonLove train is a deflector that repels everything except asspull mail bullets. It also belongs to another user and shouldn’t have been given to Valentine in the first place but SBR is a horribly writing part WoU is dogshit and you shouldn’t read JJL anyway
