Kazekage Rescue MissionChapter 248: The Sand Strike Back...!Previous chapter: >>281846182 chapter 247Start: https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/a.desu.meta/subject/Daily%20Naruto%20Chapter/filter/text/page/7/Believe it!Thanks for joining and reading.
>>281870704Deidara has some shit taste.
>>281870720>their windows don't even have glassCome on, you're SURROUNDED by sand. It should be easy for you to make glass.
>>281870790This kanji means “YEEAAGH”?
>>281870769It's weird seeing Suna jobbers wear the green Konoha flak jacket
>>281870790Where's the blood?
>>281870883In part 1.
>>281870850Gaarabros we're gonna solo this faggot
>>281870769>>281870790So this is the power of suna shinobi...
>>281870888Does Gaara not know that Flying types are immune to Ground moves?
>>281870850So Gaara went to get changed and waited menacingly while his people were getting their heads blown off?
>>281870954Are you telling me that no one else noticed that???
Why aren't other suna shinobi throwing projectile at Deidara?
>>281870989What "ingenious use of topography"? He's using his main power as he always did, just on a big scale.
Ngl, Part 2 is already feeling pretty underwhelming.
>>281871031Part 1 Naruto? DESTROYED by Iruka.
>>281871031>Cutting back to konoha in the middle of the fightKishimoto you FUCK!
>>281870827Really big fuckup on the translator or editor if they didn't catch that.
>>281870830>Deidara wears the coat over his long hairThat must be terribly uncomfortable
>>281871031What are the actual odds Kishimoto completely forgot the events of chapter 1 and those aren't hearty jokes?
>>281871087How exactly am I supposed to believe that Gaara's sand powers DIDN'T come from Shukaku?
>>281870790Part I would've showed a glimpse of the gory aftermath by showing their bodies obscured, but blood everywhere, but the series has become more mainstream at this point, so it's being sanitized. We've sold out, Narutobros...
>>281870830>>281870850>Deidera Aura Farming>Gaara responds by Aura Farming back at himKek
soo, I finally reached episode 380: the nani mo openingIT IS FUCKING NOTHINGalready hated that cringe baby tier anisong crap, but I chose to be a little nice and wait for it to come, to get what anon replied to me months ago:>"YOU DONT UNDERSTAND YOU SEE IT HOLDS EMOTIONAL VALUE AND IT IS CATCHY AND AND AND IT HAS EMOTION"it just another generic anisong crap with shitty ass singing voice and random ass scenes in the most generic way, the fuck you're talking about!??! THIS is peak opening you all fucks get wet about!?!?
>>281871131Don't worry, Kishimoto will always flip-flop on the nature of Gaara's sand defense and his sand power, for the simple reason Gaara was designed with Shukaku in mind.
>>281871131The sand powers did, the autoshield did not.
>>281871059>>281871087>>281871138ShukakuCHADS, we're pulling our weight!
>>281871178Gaara will still be able to control sand after this arc.
>>281871031>Iruka-sensei, you get what I'm saying right? I'm literally saying the pervy guy tore the clothes off my body. Please tell me you understand, you're the closest thing to a dad I've got.
>>281871201The sand was granted to him as an ability, like Naruto's chakra reserves. Even when removed he still has it.
>>281870769Deidara has good ears.
>>281871031Iruka? Would have manhandled Shukaku-Gaara, Kabuto and CS2 Sasuke.
>>281871235Naruto's reserves were cut short when Kurama was taken out of him, but then again>Boruto
>>281870989>a single intruder?>better tsunami my own village
>>281871235Kurama's chakra is infinite, though.
>>281871201>Sand Power is Genetic>Auto Sand Shield is from his Mom's Love>Shukaka mostly just exists as a Super Form
>>281870989This would solo Six Paths of Pain
>>281871031Naruto... I'm pretty sure you have already surpassed Iruka by the end of the chunin exams.
>>281871288Kishimoto tried to remedy by giving Shukaku sealing abilities.
>>281871245>>281871031Rock Lee/Sasuke < Gaara < Naruto < Roided up Sasuke < Fox Naruto < Lee after going through spinal surgery < Gaara after doing 10 push ups that morning < Part 2 Iruka????
Deidara and Sasori are the coolest pair of Akatsuki in all respects.
Chapter 248: The Sand Strike Back...!END Tomorrow: The Kazekage Stands Tall...!!
>>281871301*chapter 1.
>>281871263>>281871279Naruto's own reserves are lower than Kurama's by a lot but still much higher than someone like Kakashi's.
>>281871344MY ARMMMM
>>281871344>got your arm bitch
>>281871344I think the biggest indicator of power creep is how everyone once in a while characters will treat losing limbs like it's no big deal even if they have no regeneration.
>>281871344Ok now he's caught, should be easy to creep the sand up to his chest or his head and crush again.
>>281871164Lol I just learned Silhouette on guitar today. It's a good song, I really like it.
>>281871344This sand arm was faster than Base Guy, Lee, Neji and Tenten combined.
>>281871164It's actually fairly musically complex but I wouldn't expect you to understand it.
>>281871164You need to be a longtime Naruto fan for it to hit.
>>281871164Yeah I never got it eitherIt was funny because of the Filthy Frank memes, but the song and intro itself are really a nothing burger.
I remember being very confused as a kid that Deidara wasn't a girl.
>>281871384>>281871404fuck you generic otaku trashhttps://files.catbox.moe/wlpo5d.mp3>>281871425grew up watching naruto on cartoon network back on the 00s, and playing the ps2 games all the timepain's arc ending, THAT was what hit me, that ending did hit in the feels, I legit felt happy in a way I wasn't expecting - so dont pretend this otaku shit comes any close to hitting the "emotional" part
>>281871491What exactly is that supposed to prove?
>>281871402Looking forward to how insane this list will get by the end
>>281871504that it is very easy (because yes I figured it out in mere seconds just by listening to them alone), and that it lives off an actual and legit touching previous opening
>>281871402>>281871556It already makes no sense.
>>281870690>an evil organization bombing a desert dwelling population.
>>281871109You would think Naruto would care more about his headband getting busted.
>>281870690>>281870704characters should use high tech shit way more than this. or just tech. like basic radio communication or something
>>281871572>a song is just one lick from its chorus melodyWhat the fuck is wrong with you?
>>281870954How do you guys think Kishi came up with Deidada’s vocal tick? Did he really think it would add to the character or was he just feeling quirky when creating him?
>>281871576Must be opposite day.
>>281871374Kakashi Gaiden was already the prelude of plug and play. Kakashi didn't even have Hashiroids to justify it and doubt Rin was that good healing.
>>281870965This is the same series where Lightning is effective against Ground anon.
>>281871139Early part I would've shown a bloody mess.
>>281870989I hate how the buildings look nearly indistinguishable from the surrounding cliffs, Suna is just awful.
>>281871031>Having trained under Jiraya counts for a lot more than your rankRight. Imagine all the things he must've learned in the last two years.
>>281871138Gaara forgot he can use the sand spear.
>>281871491Lmao. Say generic too much and you might become it yourself. Now do the actual guitar part instead of 10 seconds of melody at 40 bpm.
>>281871600I know music, faggot, I know what i'm talking about. it was natural, when my casual tier friend came to my house months ago and made me listen to these otaku crap openings, my NATURAL reaction was "hmmm, they kinda sound alike..." so I told him "heh gimme a sec, I want to try something, I will pick the guitar". so I tried it, messed around few seconds, and both songs came outI then told him"FUCK YOU I KNEW IT THEY ALL SOUND THE SAME THEY'RE MADE TO SOUND BASIC"I care about music, faggot
>>281871059>and by special I mean “special needs”
>>281871723Then LISTEN to the song. Don't just hum along with the melody. Listen to ALL of it.
>>281871708Kinda weird how the anime had to be the one to go full on with the ultimate shield and spear thing but Kishi just stayed at shield and instead give that gimmick to the 3rd Raikage.
>>281871702Middle Eastern cities are among the ugliest places in the world, they really are that bad.
>>281870666delicious Sakura thighs
>>281871713>Now do the actual guitarlmao what is this shitty teen "HEY LISTEN TO THIS GENERIC GUITAR PART THAT IS SUPER AWESOME TO MY BASIC EARS" rockish attidude lolnaruto music is awesome, it has been like that since the very first osts and opening from kid naruto. there are far, far better, countless options than this generic anisong crapI love japanese music too so it's not like I don't understand how its popular music works
>>281871344Deidara will continue to have arm troubles as the story goes forward. Please anons, offer Deidara a hand in these trying times.
>>281871753i will eventually, one day, sit and listen to the full versions later, once I'm finished watching the anime. especialy because I want to recheck the endings
>>281871804You're trying too hard, bro.
>>281871573What’s so complicated about it?
>>281871832When you do, please try to listen to all of the parts, not just the voice. The voice is there to lead, it naturally is basic, but that's not a flaw, that's a feature of the song. Listen to the way the guitar and the drums fill out the space of the sound. They make it very full in an appealing way. Also, the full version has a line that does something extremely clever with wordplay if you know the Japanese.
>>281870790かつ喝Links1. exclamation used to scold practitioners (in Zen) Noun2. scolding or threatening with a shout
>>281871848Hiruko is not a name that has appeared in part 2 yet, and has only been referenced as Sasori so far.
Back when I first was binging Naruto and made the move to Shippuden I remember not minding the change in music and actually enjoying a lot of the new tracks. But this story time and recent revisits to the anime made me realize just how much of an overall downgrade the Shippuden soundtrack was when compared to Part 1. I’ll never forgive them taking Raising Fighting Spirit away from me.https://youtu.be/an4Rx9eq6Lw
>>281871344this will be an EXIT
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>>281871874meh, meme bird song which I also cringe too does have legit background instruments. and the way these basic poppish songs work, is what I always say"if you listened to the intro>verse>pre-chorus>interlude, you already heard of all it" because the rest is always more of the sameand what I heard is nothing extraordinarySo I don't expect muchi will give you the benefit of the doubt tho, because I'm nice and want to try. after all I care about music and want to respect itbut what said is saidanother comment, some songs are better in full version, and some aren't lol. wonder what's the case for this songI also have negative connotations over this opening outside the music tho (the imagery itself, or the otaku bait)
>>281872056cute
>>281871809>>281870790>yeeaaghno fuckin way that's what that kanji actually meansAlso I remember the filler already starting off insane in the anime here, shots are spliced in regularly of naruto and sakura still trying to get the bells
>>281871934Part 1 was kino. It had charm. Part 2 was a downgrade in literally every way.
>>281872062actually no fuck I might listen to it now, because why not, just need some minutes to finish doing something (my friend just sent me a 15mins video he wants me to watch lol)
>>281872087Oh right. That's why the anime had Gaara vs Deidara happen at night instead of daytime.
>>281872062I don't think it's about listening to the whole thing (that lyric thing and maybe the post-interlude build up aside), it's about listening to the way all the parts come together to fill the space. I just don't think a song is defined by how easy it is to play on guitar.
>>281871655>The Akatsuki needs another member. Hmmm...>WAIT A MINUTE
>>281871848>Gaara above Deidara>Deidara in the same Tier as Kakashi and co
>>281872229...just how many japanese songs have you listened?? I said what I heard doesn't surprise me, which meant it offers me nothing relevant. rememer what I said: naruto music is peak, so treating this song as something big is an insult to naruto musicit might be ok in its own all you want and that's fine, but dont force a quality that doesn't compare to previous naruto music, that's my pointand I insist, I do hate the voice lol
it's funny that Deidara's main advantage in this fight is that his clay bird is ridiculously fast and agile, apparently way more so than Kimimaro
>>281871702It's named the HIDDEN sand village,
>>281872056>>281872034>>281872019>>281871964Exceedingly cute natas anon.
>>281870839Color is not official so probably not the actual color
>>281872195>>281872287>>281871344Arigatou, OP!
>>281872632Who even made this colored edition?
>>281872672Some fans I think. The coloring job is certainly amateur.
>>281872381>>281872121ok listened to it...mehidkthings did come to my head, yeah. good things...but meh still
Are we team Deidara or team Sasori here?
>>281872598
It's infuriating how underdeveloped Naruto's relationship with Hinata is. They should've had lots of cute moments in part I.
>>281872784I'm going with the hot twink
>>281872929I've been reading Dandadan. I like Naruto more, but I won't lie, if Naruto and Hinata had as much development as the romance of Dandadan, I would be muhc happier.
>>281872784Sasori is the thinking man's choice.
Sorry you will have this as your only Hinata bit for 500 chapters and you will like it.
>>281873161being hinata is suffering
>>281872784Like, who would win or who we like?
>>281872929probably gonna trigger the shippingfags with this one but oh wellOne of the things I really like about the relationship between Naruto and Hinata is how it contrasts the relationship between Naruto and Sakura. You have Sakura constantly acting like an utter bitch to him and ignoring him for the runaway criminal guy that knocked her out in the middle of the night. Meanwhile, Hinata is probably the only person his age that treats him nicely and has scenes where she was actually there for him as emotional support.
>>281873161>>281873244Since these threads have been open to me posting these and discussion being mostly shipping war faggotry or pedophile scat piss cancer, I really like shillfic's slow yet steady build up in comparison to what we got.>>281873440Shame he never realizes that.
>>281873142Sasori's third sleeper agent
>>281873142>>281873500you've really made him grow on me with these stupid fucking memes
>>281873480The Last is basically about him realizing that.
>>281873590It shouldn't have taken a lonely kid, what, six years to realize that?
>>281870690>DEIDARA, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?>H-he's Tokubetsu Jounin!>WHAT? TOKUBETSU? THAT CANT BE RIGHT CAN ITTTTTT?
>>281873646In hindsight, I should've seen a lot of the stuff that happens after this coming but it was pretty out there.>>281873672Wanna know something weird? Kotetsu and Izumo are both chunin yet managed to do better than Shikamaru and his team against Hidan and Kakuzu.Not that ranks ever mattered to begin with.
>>281870989Shouldn't the kazekage entering into direct combat, and especially utilizing sand on that scale, alert ANYONE in the village? Were those three the only security in the entire village today?
>>281873646>>281873480Please stop posting shillfic. I don't care about it. I don't want to read it. I don't want to be accused of shilling it when I bring up a Naruto fanfiction idea.
>>281873757>Real answerThey know they're useless>Meme answerEveryone is still unsure about a jinchuriki being Kage and see this as a good chance to get rid of him
>>281873735Please stop posting this. I have to read each one and they make me want to kill myself every time.
>>281872784Tell me now. If it was Deidara and Sasori who strolled up to Konoha for Naruto, would they run away at the prospect of fighting Jiraiya?
>>281871059>>281871087>he still forms the sand into little shukaku claws on purpose for styleAt least that's my headcanonBetween this and the Shield he used against Kimimaro he feels like a Shukaku fanboy, I love it
>>281872308I assume it'll change as we get more information.Right now, we know Gaara is stronger than the others because he's a Kage, and don't know anything about Sasori.
>>281873779>Sasori had no spy jutsu>They willingly worked with the Akatsuki to get rid of GaaraI buy it
>>281873808If Jiraiya had attacked their egos, no. Otherwise, Deidara would likely want to fight him, but Sasori would be more wary and call for a retreat if he saw things were getting too hot.
>>281873767then stop thinking so much like himit's like every other post about those is something that happens in shillfic at one point or another>>281873793why do you have to?have you tried not?
>>281873808yes anyone not named Pain or Obito loses
>>281873857Being Gaara is also sufferingBefore his mother and uncle hating him was retconned anyway
>>281873808>Huff Puff shit, If I had LE INTEL maybe I would have forseen that guys poison>I need to send a message to Kono-blegh
>>281873935Don't they already know about Sasori's poison?
>>281873870>then stop thinking so much like himIt doesn't matter if it barely resembles it, any idea about doing something different with Hinata gets labeled as shillfic.
>>281873822>I love this demon monster thing that ostracized me from the rest of the world and never lets me sleep at night
>>281873870Fuck off retard
I really don't like Deidara or Sasori.
>>281874080Why not
>>281874080Why?
>>281874089>>281874095because they make me question my sexuality
>>281873967Well, as someone with some insight>Hinata using other taijutsu besides her clan's against Neji>Hinata becoming Anko's student>Hinata using Genjutsu>Hinata joining Root
>>281874080this uncultured anon can't appreciate ART
>>281874089>>281874095Verbal ticks and the constant catch phrase drop are fucking dumb. And Sasori just feels like a baddy of the day and has no real lasting impact for being a part of the main antagonist group.
>>281874151Blame Kishimoto, not Sasori.
>>281874118have you tried not being gay?>>281874151deidara is a stupid teenager though, so it makes sense
Does anyone want to keep track of which episode of Shippuden anime are we on? I think that could be interesting too. To see how much adaptation is stretched out by itself + fillers.
>>281871164Kana Boon tries really hard to emulate Asian Kung Fu Generation and I didn't really like Maguro Taniguchi's voice too much but it works fine for a shonen opening theme.
>>281874267>Read Naruto daily and watch the anime at the same timeI can only hate myself so much anon
>>281874118GAYnon...
>>281874368Well you dont have to watch the whole episodes. Just end and start to see at which chapters we are. But yeah, I am not going to do it myself either so I won't force anyone else. Could be interesting tho
If Shippuden kept the original OST, do you think people would like it more?
>>281874133The last one is Dygokeks' schitck.
>>281874133The only idea remotely close to that that I've had is that Hinata tries to throw a regular punch when Neji closes her tenketsu.
Too many Konoha characters to get proper spotlight in Shippuden.Choose which team gets scrapped.
>>281874496ASUMA ASUMA ASUMA ASUMA
>>2818744967Everyone in it is cringe.
>>28187449610. Give 8 their spotlight.
>>281874151>And Sasori just feels like a baddy of the day and has no real lasting impact for being a part of the main antagonist groupLater Akatsuki members will have it way worse than him. At least the info he gives out is what sets the next arc in motion.>>281874165>blame [writer], not [character]This is something that sakurafags usually say, and it's a pretty retarded point, since you can say that about literally ANY poorly written character.
>>281873735This is so fucking retarded. Why is Anko being a shotacon a serious plot point you're meant to take seriously? Shillficfag should kill himself
>>281874427Was there a reason ever given why? In shillfic, Anko has ties to Danzo because she was all in on Orochimaru's shady business and went with him before going back to the village. What? Does Danzo just drop by and pick up Hinata? Doesn't make any sense, even if you make Hiashi a complete asshole. Why would he let his unbranded main branch daughter slip away?>>281874491I see.
>>281874496Kill Kurenai, replace her and Kiba with Asuma and Ino and delete Choji and Shikamaru.
>>281874596>Was there a reason ever given why?I recall that guy really seething at and hating Hinata while constantly shilling Sakura. I think he browses these threads, too. I wouldn't be surprised if he was the one making the "shitnata" posts.
>>281874496Scrap Yamato and Sai. Both are useless and shitty filler-tier characters who do nothing but bloat up the character cast, and their roles could've been replaced by characters from part 1.
>>281871031I love how stupid the powerlevels are. I GUARANTEE if Kishimoto had Naruto spar with Iruka right there Iruka would put up a very good fight
>>281874573>Why is Anko being a shotacon a serious plot point you're meant to take seriously?Man, I wish I could explain. You're not going to read it, so I can't recommend going through it to really understand. She is one of the few people who can actually make him happy. Everyone doesn't approve of their relationship but no one does anything about it because of that. They're not actually fucking, but everyone else and the reader can see there is a line being crossed in their relationship. Naruto can't see it because he doesn't know what a healthy one looks like.
>>281874496Here are the new teamsTeam Kakashi stays the sameTeam Kurenai is now Ino, Tenten and Hinata.Team Guy is Neji, Rock Lee and ShinoShikamaru, Choji and Kiba are aged up into Jonin.
>>281870666Is there a set time for this storytime or do you just post whenever you can?
>>281874751>Team Kurenai is now Ino, Tenten and Hinata.designated jobber squad>Team GuyOP faggot squad>>281874726naruto beat mizuki, who beat iruka, when he was barely at the end of the academyeven without using powerscaling logic, it makes sense for naruto to be stronger at this point
>>281874751>Choji and Kiba become jonin but Neji doesn't Makes 0 sense.
>>281871164You sound autistic.
>>281874688Agreed. Who would you use as the Sauce substitute? Or would you keep team 7 down one member? At least then, Sakura might get some actual spotlight.Not that it even matters. Team 7 in part 2 had like one mission together
>>281874800he is autistic
>>281874760It's usually in the early afternoon, like anywhere from 11am to 3pm pacific time
>>281874790>naruto beat mizuki, who beat iruka, when he was barely at the end of the academySomething something Iruka was too busy protecting Naruto to fight seriously something something Naruto had a protect muh nakamana power boost that night
>>281874793Bro. Read.
>>281874811Nejiand Anko in place of Yamato
>>281874790Iruka was protecting Naruto. I guarantee you Kishimoto would pretend Iruka is still in Naruto's league right now
>>281874823my head hurts at how much i understand this backwards ass logic>>281874859uuuugh
>>281874596>>281874653In his audio fic, it's because a branch member killed her mother.Also, Kurotsuchi is his waifu.
>>281874728You cannot expect me, or ANYONE for that matter, to take this seriously in the context of Naruto of all things.This is some Sonichu tier garbage.
>>281874653Seriously?>>281874874Still doesn't make sense>audio ficIt's one of those glorified summary videos of something that never happened, huh?
>>281871723Duning Kruger.
>>281874878I know you're not going to argue in good faith, but I'll just point to Zabuza and Haku's relationship being almost pedophilic.
>>281874837>AnkoA good pick for Tenchi Bridge desu
>>281872116Are you talking about the direction? That's the only way you could be right. If we're comparing content or the manga itself, part 1 is just as full of garbage as 2. The current arc is gonna suck balls, but guess what? So did the SRA one. Kishimoto isn't that good.
>>281874971>Are you talking about the direction? That's the only way you could be right.what did he mean by this?
>>281874878>This is some Sonichu tier garbage.you're thinking of chunin exams day
>>281874933Not him, but there's a world of difference between a villain character adopting an orphan to raise as a weapon of war and coming yo care for them beyond that and a grown ass woman smugly telling a teenage girl how she's gonna fuck the shit of her if she doesn't't do it first. Like MASSIVE differences in tone, context, and care.
>>281874933It was never portrayed like that. They never started licking each other and discussing tits and ass. They never even brought up any kind of romance. The best you can go for is "muh undertones, realistically..." just like one would say "heh, isn't Jiraiya a sex criminal and a pedo for having Naruto use sexy jutsu for his arousal? I'm a fucking genius, time to write entire pages about their sexual interactions and who got a boner when X happened and..."So... Sonichu tier garbage.
>>281873871Itachi low diffs Jiraiya
>>281875079In your dreams, Kishimoto
>>281875055>Not himUh-huh.>MASSIVE >>281875060>I'm a fucking genius, time to write entire pages about their sexual interactions and who got a boner when X happened aHaven't we joked about Hiruzen and Jiraiya both getting off to a kid pretending to be a sexy grown woman?
>>281874994You could maybe (I don't even know) make a case part 2 is a downgrade in the way the anime was directed and soundtracks were changed and so on, but not if we're talking about the actual story and content which always wildly varies between "nice/pretty good" and "pretty damn bad" with some mediocre valleys
You know remember that Jiraya disappears from the manga for 2 years only to show up at the start of the Pein Arc.
>>281875101Yes, and these are jokes. We're fully aware of it. If we started writing them into the story we'd know how comedic and unserious they are. Hell, they're funny BECAUSE of that, you laugh at a Hiruzen greentext because it's so stupid yet Kishimoto made it plausible because of bad writing
>>281875126This entire current arc gets solved too easily if Jiraiya is around. At the very least Deidara doesn't escape. Same for Kakuzu and Hidan, if they took Jiraiya instead of that cuck Asuma they'd all be coming home.But it's fine he's gathering "intel"
>>281875097Itachi was swapping hands with KCM1 NarutoItachi ≈ KCM1 Naruto > Sage Naruto > Sage Jiraiya
All I can think about with this shillfic discussion was that one Multiverse or whatever page where AU Goku talks about how he raped little girls.
I didn't expect to find tourists on /a/ naruto dailies but musicanon bringing up MUH OTAKU over and over again really outs him as a filthy normie faggot.
>>281873480Even a relatively inoffensive scene like this is tarnished. Gratuitous swearing is just boring
I like Sai, he is a different take on the young ninjas we see in Naruto. I don’t mind his presence and his autism. Yamato is undercooked and seems to be the gateway intro to wood style and lore dump
>>281875113Nah, I'd say the story became pretty insufferable in part 2. It's gotten way too preachy and corny after the Itachi reveal where it kept going "no you don't get it Itachi was objectively 100% a good guy and everything he did was right and nothing he did was wrong", and after that it began to make literally every villain sympathetic and blame circumstances for their actions and act like they were never responsible for their actions. That wasn't always the case in part 1, where unapologetically evil bad guys could be found from the beginning to the end.
>>281875266Are you that one anon who posted the review bitching about that all those years ago? Of all the things to take issue with, that's really the most inconsequential nothing burger thing I've ever seen someone complain about anything before.
>>281875190Naruto being nerfed by Kishimoto doesn’t make Itachi stronger. He could draw Itachi swapping hands with edo Madara for all I care.
>>281875319I accept your concession
>>281875275>I like Sai, he is a different take on the young ninjas we see in Naruto.>weird shady autist who can't understand other peopleHe's just a shitty blend between early Gaara and Shino. There's nothing interesting about him, and he becomes irrelevant as fuck after the bridge mission.
>>281873808Itachi and Kisame ran. All of Akatsuki knows that. Deidara and Sasori would run too.>>281875190First that's edo Itachi and second, Naruto was merely trying to talk. We also saw Naruto call Sage mode faster in combat than KCM against 3rd Raikage so... (i don't believe in that line since KCM was rhe one with the HE'S MINATO TIER FAST!!! gimmick but if you're powerscaling like a retard then these counts)
Some of you are forgetting Kishimoto's number 1 rule
>>281875338I do agree that he should get some more narrative relevance, but he is a tie in to Danzo and Root. He isn’t anything like Gaara though Zane has a unique thing going for him since Gaara is village king and Shino is elsewhere offscreen.
>>281875279I'm not even saying you're wrong but even if we disregard the other side of the coin (what good these changes in preachiness might have also caused) both part 1 and 2 often suck but have some good arcs and moments here and there. Is the average part 2 arc worse? Maybe, maybe not, but since these vary in quality so much it's stupid to have blanket statements about them instead of per arc
Jiraiya? Jobs to Sasori's poison.Itachi? Dies to Sasori's poison. Orochimaru? None of his anti-venom works on poison.Gaara? Poison victim. Hiruzen? Poisoned.Obito? Yup, human half poisoned. GG. Tsunade? Can't heal poison while continuously being poisoned by more poison.
>>281875316Who? And forgive me for not slurping up stupid westoid edge in my Japanese shonen. You wouldn't see that in Naruto or a Naruto what-if or even a shonen manga most of the time. This is a very specific cancerous teenager brand of stupid, and not a Japanese one
>>281875463>Kamui's your poison
>>281875371Deidara and Sasori >Kisame though. Sanori is a cautious type though and would probably do his sleeper agent meme jutsu >>281875463Loses to Konan
>>281875371Itachi convinced Kisame to run because he's a double agent for the Leaf remember?Itachi no diffed Orochimaru who's relative to Jiraiya. What does Jiraiya have to counter Yata Mirror, Totsuka Blade, and Susanoo?
>>281875463EXIT DOLLS
>>281875491>And forgive me for not slurping up stupid westoid edge in my Japanese shonenHow fucking new are you?
>>281875463You forgot>Naruto>Kakashi>Pain>Konoha girlsAll get poisoned.
>>281871138*SKEEET
>>281875491you do realize kuso, baka, and chikushou are not commonly said and actually curse words in japanese, right?
>>281875532>loses to KonanNinja Storm isn't canon. What's paper made out of. Wood. What are Sasori's puppets made out of? That's right. Wood <spoiler> and flesh.</spoiler>.
>>281875534The double agent thing wasn't solid back then and didn't stop Itachi from putting Kakashi into a coma. It wouldn't work if Kisame or Akatsuki could tell Itachi was sandbagging and they know Itachi beat Oro.Most importantly, this wasn't a choice Itachi made. He ran out of necessity after wasting his last MS jutsu on a random Jiraiya summon.Jiraiya counters Susano with the retarded giant Yomi Numa (same way Gaara could pull Madara out of Susano with the ground), frog song or just stalling. Itachs stamina is shit.Totsuka wouldn't land on sage with precog.Also Itachi basically needs to land one of his finishers to get the win. One Rasengan is all it takes to kill Itachi. Hell, one kick blinded Pain, which would spell the end for Itachi.>but he's relative to Oro-This isn't DBZ. Jiraiya also lowdiffed Konan in 3 pages and she gave Obito trouble. Is Jiraiya stronger than Obito?
>>281875605>>281875571Cursing happens but very differently. You can easily tell this shitty fic is written by an American instead of a Japanese then translated back into English. Swearing can happen but gratuitous and in this shape, that's as Burgerstan as it gets.
>>281875605Not in the way we think of them but yeah. There are really rude ways of talking, like Tayuya does. There's no real English or western equivalent.
HmmWould Kakuzu and Hidan be confident enough to take on Jiraiya given they are immortal?of course Jiraiya stomps them both at the same time, but still
>>281875739>There are really rude ways of talking, like Tayuya does. There's no real English or western equivalentexplain
>>281875641>Makes paper shuriken that functions as metal>can make clones of herself that serve as bombs, can make a practically indefinite amount like Naruto>can’t poison paper>blows up his army, teleports behind nothing>nothing personnel, kidSasori is FUCKED and is 0-2 against women, he loses
I can see that Sasukefag is fuming about the shilfic now in this thread. He seethed about it before months ago. Probably bitter that people would rather bring that up thsn his shitty headcanon "true sequel".
>Jiraiya is destroyed at the cellular level by Deidara’s C4, killing him instantly >frogtards online : IF HE HAD INTEL THOUGH… IT WOULD’VE BEEN DIFFERENT IF HE HAD PREP TIME!
>>281875746It's hard to tell how cautious Kakuzu is, he survived Hashirama somehow but also seems to be measured and rationalHidan just picks a fight with anyone, even Madara
Jiraiya without knowledge dies to Hidan and Kakuzu purely because of Hidan’s ability to instakill
>>281875786>C4Alright but if you don't have a Sharingan/Byakugan, and you don't have a lightning nature, how the fuck do you counter it?
>>281875602TO THE WINDOW
>>281875775I thought it was him. The comparisons to Sonichu and saying multiverse with that pedo Goku shit was better are too forced.>>281875770Saying anything with kuso as a prefix, some specific words, yaro as a suffix.
>>281875805>trust me bro I'll just hit him with my scythe then draw a circle and lick the blood and stab myself, it'll work!>>281875786Actually yes Deidara's C4 is busted and should defeat basically anyone. Kishimoto wrote Deidara as a top 5-10 and pretended later he's a top 30. I have no issues seeing it destroying Jiraiya, Oonoki, or other top tiers. Even sage kabuto
>>281874903The idea is that she gets traumatized and Le Danzo takes advantage of that.>>281874933What shillfic did is the equivalent of Kishimoto dedicating pages to Haku stroking Zabuza's cock and going UwU.Also, you can't have people in-universe treat Orochimaru like a disgusting pedo while having Anko doing the same scot free.
Memes aside if Jiraiya knew Pain’s abilities he would have likely won. Which means Sage Jiraiya >>> Sage Naruto at the pain arc.Sure Naruto gets stronger than Jiraiya later, but he didn’t surpass him just yet, when he first used Sage mode himself.
>>281875873Deidara would one shot Momoshiki and Jigen.
>>281875873>Actually yes Deidara's C4 is busted and should defeat basically anyoneShouldn't A be immune with his lightning cloak? I think it would defuse the bombs on contact. Kakashi could pull a Sasuke as well. That's all I can think other thanO my Hashirama cells, they are immune
Realistically, if both Sasori AND Deidara were trying to kill someone they should win without question. There's nobody sans the Third with the dex needed to evade 100 puppets in which a single hit is death or someone that can casually nuke entire cities into nothing. Sas and Deidara REALLY make Hidan and Kakuza look like chumps by basis on levels of destruction they can deal alone.
>>281875862>>281875775I'm not the sasjeet just because I think a NARUTO fanfiction having extensive and explicit underage sex scenes (even including pedophilia as a serious theme) with edgy dialogues and westoid swearing. Maybe, just MAYBE, most "normal" people (read: weebs who don't debase themselves into fucking fanfiction territory and read original works instead) look down on fanfiction and for very good reason seeing the screencaps posted.
>>281875899>Sure Naruto gets stronger than Jiraiya laterNaruto does no training inbetwee pain arc and the war beyond getting KCM, how is that even possible?
>>281875881Pretty sure Orochimaru is worse because of the whole experimenting on kids thing.>>281875725Okay, you're getting way too autistic
She's talking to anon
>>281875953>It's ok guys, Anko is JUST a pedophile, not like her sensei whose a pedophile and mad scientist :)
>>281875941Are they unstoppable if they work together?
>>281875949Getting KCM 1 and 2 puts him above Jiraiya. It was still training to get those.
>>281875947>extensive and explicit underage sex sceneswhat the fuck are you talking about at best it's "and then they fucked">NARUTO>MAYBE>edgy dialogues and westoid swearingautism>>281875986deliberately missing the point still makes you retarded
>>281875949>>281875899Sage Naruto surpassed Sage Jiraiya in sage mastery so he probably hits harder and might get some unique perks like frog punch but Jiraiya still has dozens of jutsu over him, much more stamina with pa/ma and other perks so he's still the better fighter overall.Would you count Pa/Ma as part of sage Naruto? They're always counted for Jiraiya but often forgotten for Naruto even though they're Bunta++ tier summons
>>281875873My schizo disciple of Jashin tanks this. You have to have literally 200 IQ to take advantage of immortal Downs, Jiraiya loses hard diff and Kakuzu gets his heart, strengthening the zombie kino duo
I think having the characters say shit, fuck and asshole is ok.I think it goes a little overboard when you try to incorporate other swears like "motherfucker" or "Faggot" in a fic (the latter is ok if you have Tayuya say it once or twice).
>>281875993They're very, very strong. Town for scale.
>>281875947Drop the act, dude. You sperged about this exact subject before. Do you know how hypocritical you sound when you ship a grown ass Sasuke with Hinata's little sister? You also scream about the Boruto author being a pedo. It's very fishy how you are so hyperfixated on this subject knowing your self-insert crackship.
>>281876042It gets worse when people try to incorporate the N word because of the kumo characters.Like, don't?
>>281876042why does tayuya get a pass?
>>281876016You posted these screencaps last thread yourself. Naruto spent 5 minutes describing how he'd fuck Kiba's sister to anger Kiba and when he met Kiba's sister they had lines about "Naruto's blond dick". This wouldn't happen in shonen, it's not even up for debate. The upper limit is jokes about small tits and bath shenanigans.
>>281876064>ship a grown ass Sasuke with Hinata's little sisterNTA but what is your issue with this? That it makes no sense or something else as well
What if Kakuzu and Itachi swapped partners?
>>281876091When have you ever seen this in a fanfic? Most are written by women or complete pussies.
>>281876104A pot calling a kettle black.
>>281876094Because she canonically called the leaf genin faggots.
everyone shut up or she gets it
>>281876126>このホモヤロlollmao
>>281876117I mean, there are plenty of fics where kumo is basically a rape country, you think throwing Nigga around is worse than that?
>>281876109Itachi and Hidan make a surprisingly good combo. While Kakuzu and Kisame are two flexible brawlers which is fine also. They can do some nice elemental combo attacks.
>>281876104Are you fucking kidding me?>>281876098Luffy's rubber dick getting stretched
>>281876042The swearing is actually my problem with one particular fic (True Potential). I love the fic, but the characters swear way to much casually.
>>281876064I'm literally one of the first guys to call the pajeet out when he outs himself you retard. Seething about OP or bringing up non character SHITnabi is a dead giveaway, disliking FANFICTIONS of all things is probably the most mainstream opinion on an anime imageboard.
>>281876144No, but they don't throw that around because they're pussies, not that it doesn't fit the settingi do find kumo being rape central fucking hilarious>>281876158are we sure true potential isn't the real shillfic?its title at least is actually said here
>>281876150Still a joke. My point is very clear. If you see Kiba's sister going "AAAAH FUCK YOU NARUTO FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY BROTHER YOUR BLOND DICK WILL NEVER TOUCH ME" in your shonen universe based story and don't see something wrong then I can't help you. You're not just a tourist but also probably sub 80 IQ.
>>281876149>the best team of the akatsuki is a team fragger that has killed his partners and an immortalThey are also fun as well, honestly like their team the most
>>281876123>>281876150It makes no sense and seems random + retarded. Is there something else wrong with it? You mentioned grown ass sasuke
>>281876208>Still a jokeoh my god
>>281876163Why are you focused on similar subjects concerning the fic and capitalizing words constantly just like him then?
>>281876126>>281876094>>281876042Are you guys bots or I'm just not getting the meme?
>>281876288Tayuya literally says homo-yaroshe's calling them faggot bastards
>>281876277Is it a mere coincidence that him and the sniff image posting was followed by the ship faggotry? Another failed gay op.
Yeah, the schizo is obviously in here and is up to his old tricks again. He's even defending the crackship. One thing to take note is if you see sudden influx of posts coming back to back, it's likely him.
>>281870850>his fighting style is just him standing their arms crossedIs Gaara the OG aura farmer? Guy has a good outfit too
>>281876277Don't worry if you post other screencaps of other subjects I'll probably still find things that annoy me to no end and sperg out about itpossibly with some capitalized words to highlight how fucking insane I find that people read these and don't see the insane discrepancies with the writing of the 700 chapters shonen they presumably read first
>>281876350It's fanfiction, dude.
Naruto's tone isn't even consistent with itself. Just compare part 1 to part 2
Thoughts on Boruto fanfiction?
>>281876331I'm >>281876350 but I wouldn't be surprised if sasjeet was the one defending the retarded shipYou opened that door by equating the very normal, rational, reasonable position "these fanfictions are edgy and stupid" with sasjeet's unending pit of insanity and now he probably gets to add more to it, good job
>>281876394Sasukefag literally sperged out about this subject months ago.
>>281876366And fanfiction is kinda trashy but I didn't expect to be jumpscared by HEY KIBA I'M GOING TO FUCK YOUR SISTER WITH MY BBD (BIG BLOND DICK) what the fuck is this
>>281876393Boruto practically is fanfiction and there's nothing to talk about its.Other than that one Shikamaru wankfic getting cancelled because the author was so butthurt by it
>>281876420Bro, Naruto fanfiction always had shit like this.
>>281870850>>281871162>>281876333Deidara?Kneeling.Also Deidara?>Whoa.Gaara is THE aura farmer.
>>281876418What do you want me to say? A broken clock is right twice a day? Shall I draw Hanabi getting creampied by Boruto to prove I'm not the jeet? Holy shit this is getting way too autistic for me I just wanted to react to these screencaps not get past airport customs
>>281876425>Other than that one Shikamaru wankfic getting cancelled because the author was so butthurt by itThat was so funny and pathetic and I still think the author wad just using Boruto as an excuse to quit.
>>281876438Guess I'm never touching that teenager trash then. Naruto is written for children but comes off incredibly more mature.
>>281876418I remember him actually asking why shillfic gets a pass and he didn't. >>281876438Honestly, if this is too much for anon, he should never dip his toe into anything else.
I searched for Tayuya's exact words online and found out this japanese video going on about how she's right about Naruto and how Orochimaru made her homophobic.https://youtu.be/K1veHgdNoIg?si=m5IWAmHpQzgnoTEd
>>281876502what the fuck
>>281876418You think only sasukefag can think Naruto being literally groomed is bad???
>>281876464Why do you have his same dramatic mannerisms? I'm actually trying to give you the benefit of the doubt, but you speak very much like him the more you talk.
>>281876064So, no one replied to this >>281876221Are you bent out of shape about the age gap?
Tayuyafag wonSasukepoopjeet lost
>>281876515This is friendly fire and I'm not going to derail this DailyGOD thread further
>>281876512Why are you so focused on this subject when Naruto fanfiction has loads of shit like this? Why not just ignore it?
For some reason I Imagined Deidara vs Madara ending like this kek
>>281871164Almost every opening after the 9th one (Five Kage Summit) either looks, feels or sounds absolutely ridiculous, which says a lot about the direcrion of the series. The next one is neat, though.
>>281876558You know, these are all excellent questions.
>>281876558Those Naruto fanfiction usually don't get popular nor do they get mentioned constantly here????
>>281876527What so you think, dude? Seriously?
>>281876528basado
GLOMP!
There’s porn of Naruto fucking Sasukes daughter so I don’t see the issue with hanabi and sasuke.
I don't care what your opinions on Shippuden's OST are. This will always be KINO. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmL3EuiiWXM
Apparently, that wasn't even the only time she called someone a faggot in the manga.
Kishi is pretty bold having THE strongest Akatsuki team start off Part 2
>>281876613The only fanfiction I'll vouch for is Tayuya surviving and that's only because these people actually drew it instead of writing vomit. You can't just write manga. Drawings determine the story as much or more than the rest
>>281876631what the fuck
>>281876603It's called the shilfic for a reason. Some dude likes it. It's been shilled since 2022. It's just a mainstay thing in these threads. Most people just ignore it.
>>281876612Why the fuck are you freaking out about a 5 year age gap, you twitterfag?If she's 18, then he's 23, which is practically nothing.Hell, even 16 and 21 isn't a big deal unless you're an Amerifat
And once again without fail he dropped the mask and is defending the crackship.
>>281876639
>>281876642Kinda crazy how they would stomp Pain and Konan.
>>281876639Wait nvm, she doesn't say it there.God dammit Google, don't show this panel if she doesn't say it.
>>281876678I'm not him, schizo. The ship is retarded and makes no sense. But you sperging out about a 5 year age gap is reddit
>>281876646The schizo can't help himself. He's doing the same debate about how there is no problem with 20-something year old Sasuke (his self-insert) dating a teenager.
>>281871164>>281876577https://youtu.be/lBPqob1QYL4si=Aobz_AhogmCua0SzSize of the Moon mogs, IMO the best of the war arc OPs next to Blood Circulator
>>281876642>the strongest duo are artistsoh I get it, Kishi is jerking himself off with those two
>>281876645It's unfortunate that there's no real quality "Tayuya Survives fics. Most of them are just generic harem crap or ones that completely erase her abrasive personality. The current state of Naruto fanfiction in general though is pretty abysmal. It's all just ai generated Chinese cultivation garbage meant to get Patreon money.
>>281876715Uh huh. Sure.
>>281876130But Obito only gets hard with Rin.
>>281876631Naruto's daughter probably doesn't even know who Sasuke is
>>281876631This is the route you wanna go?
>>281876747I agree wholeheartedly, fanfic anon.shillfic is some of the best naruto fanfic has to offer and that's just sad
Lol, who the fuck ships Sasuke with anyone? He’s more sigma and unaware of women than the biggest herbivores in jap romcoms.
>>281871164>>281876734tastelet retards
>>281876747Write one then. Doesn’t have to be super detailed.
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/a.desu.meta/subject/Daily%20Naruto%20Chapter/filter/text/start/2024-01-01/order/asc/
>>281876748Yup. For some reason you think /a/ gives a shit about a 5 year age when you have tayuyafags lusting over a flat 14 year old
>>281876747I want to cultivate Tayuyas sole in my face
>>281876694Pain also has a nuke
>>281876798You use the exact same arguments, use the exact same wording, and have the exact same mannerisms, but you'll constantly swear you're not the schizo. You are so fucking tiring. Would it really kill you to act like a normal person in a thread for a series you claim to love?
>>281876787You could ship chuunin exam era Sasuke with every female in konoha
>>281876789Don’t be a chicken, what are your top 5 shippuden OPs then?
>>281876715You're right in principle but forgot to consider sasjeet is indian which changes how you might perceive this
>>281873391Sorry this is late but I meant which one you like more. I'm a Sasori fan myself.
>>281876872You're not even talking to the first anon who started sperging out about swearing (that's me) I didn't even bother to consider the self insert ship with a non character
>>281876872>You use the exact same arguments, use the exact same wording, and have the exact same mannerisms,https://desuarchive.org/a/search/text/tayuyafag%2A%20lust%2A%2014/Uh huhPersonally, I think you're a self righteous redditfag for freaking about a 5 year age gap on a fucking mongolian throating singing forum that loves teenage anime girls of all places. I wouldn't have said anything of you weren't so butthurt about a trivial thing on /a/
>>281876798Tayuyafags usually don't draw multiple meme arts of her with their designated self-insert.
>>281876747>>281876786>>281876645The only one that was somewhat decent was one where Giyu got isekaied. Problem lies partially in the system BS but that doesn't detract from the story driving Giyu's motivation to make friends and help the innocent. But then the author gets writer's block and proceeds to hiatus or after hiatus, goes into a timeskip that skips a lot of things that should have been a chapter
>>281877013is that the chinese demon slayer thing?
I like that he had essentially admitted in the past during his jeetcel rage that he only likes Hanabi because she’s a nothing character with zero personality
>>2818768851.)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVgKnfN9i342.)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SavhHnWla6c3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5l2OF1byrE4.)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGTp4VogNaQ5.)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxvP9zSOL7s
>>281876790Got shit-tier motivation. I do get random ideas, like Puppeteer Naruto or him being adopted by Koharu, or being trained by an old Samurai similar in personality to Count Dooku.
>>281876874>sees this>seethes internallyFoids and Sauce are like oil and water. He is unshippable
>>281876887That's fair. Getting mad about the age gap is stupid though. He should focus on the fact that sasukefag is a Pajeet>>281876991I'm just pointing out that she's also a teenage girl that is lusted over on here. So, the age gap isn't a big deal vs him being annoying or a Pajeet
Are there any good Naruto fangames?
ikemoto won bigly
>>281877080wtfs his problem
>>281877031Yes. It was. Too bad the author went to Africa for work or some shit and his lifestyle became worse.
>>281877118Shit taste, which is actually common in Japanese men. It's why the tomboy seldom wins the MC-Bowl in most series.
Opinions on this version of Minato?Yes, it's based, I know.
>>281876734The song is great and I love the first few seconds of it as well as the artstyle. But the visual storytelling is bland for most of the second half of it.Blood Circulator is a similar situation. It looks good, the song is great, but the first half with Team 7 fighting mud zombies is abysmal. But the sequence with Naruto's transformation and Kaguya's appearance is great.
>>281876787>>281876874>>281877080>>281877118
>>281877200So shit it's now actually a bit endearing
>>281877064maybe shillfic anon will try his hand at puppeteering or something when his current fic is done>>281877200oh dear fucking godnot this oneand you fags complain about shillfic
>>281877344Reminder that over 50% of all crimes in Naruto have something to do with the Uchiha.
>>281877200I don't know man, sounds a bit OOC
>>281871131ShhhhhhhShhhhhhhhhhhShhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhWe don't think about the priest sealed in the tea kettle, we don't think about when noone had ever actually loved Gaara, and we don't think that Shukaku was ever responsible for anything
Total Uchiha Love.Kiss an Uchiha. Hug an Uchiha. Write an Uchiha name into the concrete. Tenderly kiss an Uchiha baby on the forehead. Celebrate the history of the Uchiha clan. Cook an Uchiha gourmet food. Buy an Uchiha a brand new wok. Fill up an Uchiha’s gas tank. Judo throw an Uchiha while sparring together. Twist an Uchiha's pickle jar lid off. Give pregnant Mikoto a baby shower.
>>281875418Based. I too am looking forward to the fight and all his lore dumping
>>281877387JOBkaku the FAT BASTARD doing nothing while his host gets his ass kicked…
Did he deserve anything that happened to him? Because he gets the worst treatment out of all tailed beasts.
>>281877480ugly cute ass murderous bastard
>>281870824Actually, just using any kind of sand wouldn't work, or at least it would be as efficient. You need sand high in Silica if you want to melt it into glass. It's why there's an extensive market for sand.
>>281877480>got to be inside Rin and (indirectly) got her killedHe deserved what he got and more
>>281877480Someone had to draw the short straw
>>281877554THE STRONGEST KURAMA and the other eight tailed jobbers.
>>281877554the rivalry between shukaku and kurama is because they're fighting over who is the cutest
>>281877118Stacyno was the right pick since the start of the series, but Sasukek refuses to have good taste in anything except preserving his edge aesthetic. >>281877227Reading the storytimes is damn funny, Sasuke is either knocked out or getting Tsukuyomi’d by his big bro, nobody tells him shit and he gets power crept while unconscious. Sasuke’s POV is constant total whiplash and having to deal with a bunch of BS
Surprised at the lack of good art of the best pair in Naruto.
>>281871178It's really sad that Gaara's mother's love was enough to keep a permanent magical effect going, but Kushina apparently just didn't care enough
>>281877633Obito hogs Konan in shipping fanart related to her.
>>281877504He did nothing wrong.>Gets forced into being a nuke weapon into humans >latest incarnation is a girl who kills herself>gets new host in a girl but you and her get Madara'd, she dies quickly>get a swell guy.>both him and you get Obito'd>die>reformed but village idiots in orange jumpsuits bother you.>what gets you captured is a terrorist with a jewel appraiser for an eye.
the entire akatsuki arc is peak.
>>281875463Minato? Teleports the poison away.>>281875832Minato? Teleports the C4 away
Temari’s black dress is nice but it hides her lovely legs, that cross leg image of her post Sasuke Retrieval Arc is seared into my memory. Also >>281877633>her akatsuki outfit is actually concealing her absolutely canonical stacked mammariesIt’s not fucking fair.
>>281877675>Kushina? My mistress>Konan? My cumdump>Anko? My stress relief>Rin? My wife
>>281876747I tried to write several Naruto's fanfics but it's too hard because there are too many good ideas already used, canon inconsistency, toxic fandom, a long story, Boruto's canon, etc.It's easier writing your own story, because nobody will spend so many time writing a fanfic for a dead fandom.
>>281877723>that cross leg image of her post Sasuke Retrieval Arc is seared into my memory.Unironically the best scene in the series. And not just because of Temari's legs.
>>281877757Yeah, I think you're right with there not being much enthusiasm in the fandom anymore. I think most fanfic authors now aim at crossovers, but the big issue I have with that is that Naruto isn't Naruto. They just take his name and make him a self-insert. Also, source of pic, please?
>>281877757I'm mostly just lazy, I got loads of ideas that never got fully written and finished. I usually don't take Boruto into account when I write them, although I got ideas for Boruto stories too, but I'm waiting for that to finish before I really commit to anything for it.While the fanfic scene isn't as active as it was years ago, there are still a lot of stories being made compared to other fandoms.
>>281877809>source of pic, please?KUNOICHI TRAINER
>>281877633i always imagine konans large breasts under the coat
>>281877757>>281877851shame on you alldon't make shillfic look like a productive member of the naruto fandom
Anyone remember Naruto vs. Sasuke: The Aftermath fanfic?
Sauceori, the sauciest member of the Akatsuki
>>281877882Thanks, have an Anko
>>281875045>chunin exams dayA fic with a good concept that was ruined by the author being a schizo.
>>281875045>>281878117QRD?
>>281878150The first Naruto timeloop fic>>281878084ah yessasuke being an unironic faggot with orochimaru and wanting to rape every guy in konoha
>>281878117There is a avatar fanfic called "bear day" that actually used this concept pretty well, but Naruto isn't the correct character for this kind of story. Perhaps Hinata, Ino o Sasuke.
>>281878117>>281875045>>281878167Didn't someone try completing that only with Sakura as the MC?
>>281878150It became a harem fic with constant bashing of characters like Sasuke, Sakura, and Kakashi. There is a whole rabbit hole with that story, I'm just describing surface level stuff. But one distinct thing I remember was the author hating the timeskip and saying it's not canon to fic but then put Kushina who was introduced as a body for Orochimaru and I guess she was planned to be part of the harem but the fic died afterwards.
>>281878185Yeah, but it wasn't good either. It had weird bullshit as well.
>>281873865People were ripping on Instant Swamp when he used it, but here's a great example of a character who folds hard to it>Sasori can have five puppets or five thousand, if they're gunked up in a swamp and can't move they're useless>It's possible but never confirmed if puppets controlled by chakra strings are "weak" compared to a human. They only ever move to strike with poison or blades, they never really land solid blows. I'm not sure if Sasori's tail counts. My point is they may be conpletely unable to move in just a little resistant mud>If he's submerged in swamp, it hardly matters that Sasori has a "secret body" with a secret weak point - if everything is under swamp, youre in Jiraiya's controlCompared to someone like Kisame who can probably just brute force jump to high ground and attack from the air, or of course Deidara who would just escape upward and be just as deadly as on the ground, Sasori is a rare example of someone who couldn't deal with a big enough swamp, at all.
>>281878188ah yesnaruto's own fucking mother
Thickura
>>281878177>bear dayHaku if the editors didn’t step in
>>281878167>The chapter where Sakura literally had to warn the Konoha guys to literally watch their asses around SasukeKek.
>>281878232>There are more incest fics between Naruto and Kushina than actual non-incest wholesome Mother and Son storiesThe only good fic regarding the latter was the one where Minato accidentally creates time travel and Naruto follows him back to the past. The author did another time travel fic, but made Naruto gender-fluid.
>>281870790>>281871875Something I found funny through all version of Naruto's translations both fan and official is how they try to translate Deidara's "KATSU". It always comes off kinda weird "Art is a blast" which I think is the official one is probably the least bad
I forgot that after Naruto beats him, Gaara starts suffering from "Villain joins the good guys" nerfing syndrome.
>>281878302If Kushina isn't getting plowed by Naruto or Minato, it's someone else on Team 7 instead. And yes, that includes Sakura.
Any good fics about Minato and Kushina when they were younger besides The Girl from Whirlpool?
>>281878303>"Art is a blast" which I think is the official one is probably the least badI preferred the "Art is a bang!" translations myself.
Minato is also commonly shipped with Sakura who gets sent back in time to his period.I also remember a comic that had Minato be darkly obsessed with Sakura, but it wasn't time-travel oriented.
>>281878241Fatter
>>281878398eww
>>281878318>Gaara gets dabbed on by Deidara>Kankuro gets rekt by SasoriHuh, come to think of it I don’t think Temari actually gets hit with the jobber stick
>>281878450>doesn't get to do anything at all
>>281876577I actually fully agree that the Shippuden OPs take a hit (though for me it's after the Pain arc) but I don't remember them all so here's my opinions after re-listening to them>LoversYeah it's alright>NewsongThis is probably the first notable example of what you're talking about. Like what the fuck was going on in this OP both lyrically and visually>Totsugeki RockThis actually sounds okay but yeah, not fitting for the arc that's happening (did they not realize this was supposed to be a "WAR" arc? Why Ska?)>MoshimoI actually like this one a lot. This one gets the vibe right>Niwaka Ame ni mo MakezuThis one's fine>Tsuki no OokizaWhat the fuck were they thinking here? An idol song for this part of the story?>GurenVery generic 'this is a shounen' opening. Sounds bad too>SilhouetteSorry to not be a contrarian, but it's still fantastic>KazeI actually like how this sounds but the vibe is COMPLETELY wrong for the arc. Also Silhouette was gonna be a tough act to follow>LineFine for a filler OP and visually reminds me of the OP for Kaiba which gives it a lot of points>Blood CirculatorAKFG, I love you guys but they kinda had a miss here>Kara no KokoroBoring. Honestly after Silhouette, the OPs completely crash in terms of energy which is weird considering it's the END OF NARUTO. Didn't play ROCKS at the last episode 0/10Also, so much Sakura crying in these
>>281878450>>281878490Tobi should've appeared out of nowhere with his goofy ass and beat the shit out of her like a spazz.
>>281878450What? Yes she totally does. Though it's more like she ends up fighting people way above her
>>281878436You asked for it.
>>281878398Based age gap
>>281878556sasjeet please
>>281878572redditors think all age gap enjoyers are one person
>>281878543
Sakura x Mikoto
Sakura x Sasori
Sasori Uzumaki and Deidara Namikaze, my HEROES
>>281878697>Forgetting Hidan Hatake
>>281874151Sasori has the unenviable task of being the first Akatsuki killed, and quite quickly into part 2. They try and force some drama with his grandma who we also met five minutes ago and it doesn't really work but I appreciate the effort. Hidan didnt even get a backstory.
>>281870824>village of the sand>It's the bad kind of sand
>>281870989Where does Suna even get their water from?
Why Naruto atracts so many fan writters?
>>281878964Lots of characters, lots of vague worldbuilding, lots of unsatisfactory plot points people get the itch to solve
>>281878964Expansive world and colorful characters.
>>281878964It was Harry Potter for weebs back in the 00's.
Anko x Obito
>>281878520>also, so much Sakura crying in theseThat's another problem I forgot to mention. They're so repetitive. And that's a shippuden problem in general, not just post-Lovers. But it gets unbearable by the 10th time you see it. >sasuke is shrouded in darkness>but naruto is hope>and sakura is very, very sad>look at the main antagonists! (kaguya/obito/madara for half of the show)>look at this fight!>and this is naruto/sasuke's power up
>>281878964Kishi introducing a lot of elements and cast alike without doing much of anything leads to this.
>>281871594Radio comms are actually introduced at a later arc to coordinate search teams. They became obsolete when Kishi decided Katsuyu spawns can relay messages over long distances.
>>281878964Very popular franchise and a mix of >>281878992 with >>281879061. >>281874151>>281878835Pretty much all of the Akatsuki got the VOTW treatment. Orochimaru was the persistent threat of Part 1. Everything bad after the Land of Waves arc could be traced back to him and he gets the upper hand in the end, still remaining a potential major threat in early part 1. Meanwhile Akatsuki gets weaker and weaker every arc.>sasoriIntroduced in the first story arc, immediately killed.>hidan and kakuzuIntroduced in the third story arc, immediately killed.>deidaraSurvives the first arc only to hunt down Sasuke and get killed in the second stupidest fight in the series.>itachiDead before part 2 is even halfway through>pain and konanProperly introduced in Tale of Jiraiya the Gallant (talking on Akatsuki Teams and ominously looking over a city doesn't count), defeated and defected immediately after.>kisameThe last one to go, killed by the start of the 3rd act of Naruto.By the time we're halfway through part 2, the Akatsuki is already neutralised and Kishimoto has to resort to absolutely ridiculous things like zetsu clones and force ghosts to make it look like it's not Obito and Madara against the world for more than 400 chapters.
>>281879267Team Kakashi and Team Guy use it in this very same arc.
>>281879325>deidara vs Sasuke>2nd worstWhat's number one? I may be a Deidara fanboy but that shit was the most unsatisfying ending to a fight I have possibly ever seen. I don't know how I expected that fight to go but it wasn't fucking like that
>>281879507Team Kakashi and Team Guy fighting the Kazekage Rescue Arc. It's pointless, breaks up the pace of an already slow arc and has no consequence whatsoever in the story.
>>281879574Fighting the Itachi and Kisame clones** sorry.
>>281879325The worst part you didnt say that is Akatsuki succefully captured 7 tailed beasts and made all nations look like bitches. And then, this powerful organization jobbed in the most pathetic ways right after being introduced. Absolutelly no worldbuilding and the tailed beasts thing was entired offscreen. We could have had more adventure arcs exploring the other jinchurikis and their villages but instead we got sasuke waking and Naruto getting two massive powerups out of his ass because the retarded author forgot to make the protagonist strong.My fucking God I cant believe shippuden wasnt canceled
>>281879061That's an interesting parallel, I dropped both Harry Potter and Naruto a bit after the midway point because I didn't like where it was going. Liked the first half though.
>>281879830after goblet of fire?
>>281879862After Order of the Phoenix. And after Taka is formed in Naruto.
>>281879507>>281879574I think Shikamaru vs Hidan deserves a mention because of the blood capsule stunt alone. And I guess the entire thematic thing of how's Shikamaru is allowed to get his revenge but anyone else does and it's wrong.
>>281879120You forgot Naruto and Sasuke running at each other or clashing in some way.
>>281870720you know it's bad when you notice an enemy because usually there are no living creatures in your country
>>281879925we can all agree the way shikamaru approached it was far better than the way sasuke did
>>281877639didn't Narutos mother infused part of her soul or something or whatever into Naruto?I still remember how retarded it was to find out not only his father but also his mother are somehow in his subconscious he can just talk with
>>281880034there are imprints of their chakra in the seal
>>281880051>imprint of chakra>means it has the same appearance, voice, personality and memory of the original humanriight
>>281879925It was peak hack writing but at least the fight had a reason to happen. Hidan and Kakuzu had to be stopped and the Leaf had to go after them. I can buy Shikamaru luring him into a trap even if the fight has a magic blood sample asspull for the sake of a cliffhanger that didn't need to happen.Meanwhile Deidara vs Sasuke was mental. Sasuke didn't even want to fight the guy, but Deidara went out of his way to not only track Sasuke but kill himself in desperation all because he thought Itachi was arrogant. Then there are these two fights we waste an entire volume on, and they add absolutely nothing to the plot, to the characters, to the worldbuilding or to the arc. The fights aren't even good. They feel like Kishimoto just wanted to use two popular characters again and couldn't come up with a plausible way to add them to the arc.
>>281880080anon, they're in his mind, not in the flesh
>>281880092I know, and yet he still saw them. In the naruto world the subconscious is like a world you can enter.>n...no, it's just symbolicoh fuck off, Naruto himself sure didn't treat it symbolic
>>281880105dumbass
>>281880117>can't find a logical argument>retorts to name callingokay, I won the debate, thanks for listening everyone
>>281877554where's the zero tails
>>281878964Naruto being a shitter for nearly 200 chapters after the timeskip is what launched the series to the top of the fanfic stratosphere
>>281880497That's debatable but I can see it
Somethings not right about these early part 2 chapters...it feels like a character that's meant to be much more important hasn't shown up yet
>>281878318Neji looked a lot stronger when he was fighting Kidomaru so I can't agree with that. Also the fact that Gaara didn't immediately die against Kimimaro made him multiple times stronger than Naruto during that arc
>>281880614lollmao
>>281880576I think Kishimoto is starting in Sunagakure because we'll get to see Naruto finally travelling around the world and meeting the other villages. We haven't seen anything of Kumo, Kiri and Iwa yet.
>>281879963Wasn't he going to drag Ino and Choji to their deaths with him if Kakashi hadn't decided to tag along last minute? Ateast Sasuke left without any ties
>>281871344Thank you OP.
>>281872784Sasori, Deidara is tainted by being swallowed by the Uchiha plot
Sasori - Sakura and ChiyoDeidara - SasukeHidan - ShikaKakuzu - Naruto and co.Kisame - uuuhh forgotItachi - Sasuke, againPain - NarutoKonan - ObitoI think I see a major problem here.
>>281875775I think that anon is right, I never read shillfic, but from the random parts posted here it seems edgy, bashing on some characters, extremely OOC and with generally weird ideas. Still not as bad as chunin exam day, time braid or the sasukefag's "lore", but still seemed pretty bad.>>281875873>Sage Kabutohe has a counter, by turning into water
>>281876163>SHITnabiHey, I like Hanabi>non characterThat's fair Hyuga bias goes strong for me
>>281877080If Itachi didn't kill his clan would he be a casanova like in RTN?
>>281871344Considering what Gaara does later vs revived Madara with sand in wounds, the fight should have ended here.
>>281871344Thanks.
