Nobody cares
Maetel should be taller
kagurabachi fans pair their mc with the girl from akane banshi since kagurabachi is a sausage fest with no girlspretty sad honestly
>>281871571There are a couple girls in there.
>>281871571>kagurabachi is a sausage fest with no girls>pretty sad honestlyuntrue, hokazono has baddies around uraha
>>281871041Too tall and good looking for Maetel
>>281871041How does this ship even happenAlso someone post the schizo crack shipping commentary
Inb4 Spiderman.
AI is perfect for this
Homura and Sayaka sitting in a tree...
>>281871665Just like in Jujutsu Kaisen
naruko x sasuke
Only AI could explain this.
>>281872420Homu pleasures herself using Sayaka to keep her love for Madoka pure.
>>281871041this isnt even crackship its like, research chemical ship. chloroplatinic acid ship.
>>281872455be sure to actually read
>>281872469The best use of AI is making porn of absurd pairings.
>>281872364>>281872469>>281873900Ai? What about her? With who?
THe thing few understand is that logic or consistency or personality don't matter. What matters is being attractive, and any kind of scenario which incites a shipper's imagination. That's all there is to it.
>>281875027summoned
>>281872451OP said crackships, anon. They're unofficially married in a no-homo way and I'm not even a fudanshi.
>>281875027Hi anonscans
>>281875504Rikka x Akane
>>281875504Homura x Madoka
>>281872455lol
Thoughts on Aromi-chan x Melori-chan crackship??
i ship lupin and some random fuckin osumatsu boy i dont know they fuckin names i dont care
>>281871041hopefully this'll get jjk fans to watch something
>>281871041Is the idea the Maetel is tall and has a big ass?
https://x.com/Retro_ZelArt/status/1961569553613558215
I found the only person who would think of shipping Goku and Suletta
>>281872455They don't degrade the characters imo
I ship Virgil with Katana wielding anime girls since we know nothing of Nero's mom
>>281875027what is your bidding my dark lord
>>281872420strangely common ship
>>281875027
>>281875537I think he prefers the kyouko x sayaka crack ship considering how many doujins of it he scanlated
>>281871041Lucina x Spiderman will always be the most hilarious crackship
>>281873513>rebuildYour ultimate ship:You x A steaming pile of shit
>>281871041Could have used Tanjiro since he is kind of short
>>281875027I don't know you seem epic trolled right now.
I have been summoned..Endeavor and his new teenage wife ochako!!
>>281882932Is Mineta x Momo Crack or just a fetish?
>>281882975Definitely The 2nd one, anything with Mineta these days pretty much just ugly bastard porn.. Like Master roshi from dragonball
>>281875313I love the big veiny dick and balls right below Nart's Sasuke necklace.
Well it was only a matter of time
>>281883465if you arent epic trolled how come you made 4 posts back to back massquoting?
why did some malding faggot chain reply and why was my post one of them
>>281883799he's been doing it for ages
i'm impressed he's still alive. does anyone know about akemi?
aromi
raging
>>281881398???
feeling addressed
>>281884318How does he feel about..."him"?
>>281884728He's in cope and denial as usual. He will make up anything to avoid accepting reality. This guy once claimed a voice chat with different people was all his enemy using voice recordings.
attack0.0
>>281884779No, I mean how does the actual boogeyman himself feel about all of thisI'd be paranoid if I heard some guy from 10 years ago was having public meltdowns about me
>>281871041
Countless people in this thread rn replying with just one post within an interval of a minute. You might think it's just a single person, but it's actually 7.9 billion people.
Can someone explain what the name RanTanManz means?
>>281872455Holy shit, just a whole lot of fucking nothing. This person has no idea of what the fuck they're talking about. Is English a second language for them? What a drag to read this shit. The reasoning behind extracanonical ships and ships contrary to the canon is that those ships would are better than the canonical ones. Canonicity is not a good in itself and Doylism is correct; this is why we can come up with re-writes and extracanonical and make statements about how the story is good or bad (and how it could be better).
Here is the biggest crackship of the century
>>281884857What da elf doin
What is happening in this thread? I'm genuinely confused
>>281885066Shut the fuck up akemi
yuuta lucky
>>281885204? Just explain what RanTanManz means.
>>281885280I don't get it. Why do you refuse to explain it?
>>281885256So RanTanManz stands for that? Weird.
>>281885204I've owned you in about several dozen debates we've0.0 had, no need to address anything you say here because it's all relitigating points that have been refuted.Now, would you say that Yuuta has a lot of fortune in his affairs?
>>281885255>Nice broken English in your attempt to samefag and spam, like always.Okay Mister gob nid repat 0.0.
0.0
>>281885332I don't care either explain what RanTanManz means or don't bother replying to me.
>>2818852044chan-x allows me to quickly see posts that have been deleted. I saw the image and read what's in it.The image doesn't address what I said.
multiple
massquoting means triggered
Irony
Why is some retard having a meltdown right now?
Countless people stopped replying to the hippo desu thread all of a sudden. 7.9 billion people can't divide their attention between here and there.
>>281885455You are mentally ill.
Countless says this a lot.https://desuarchive.org/a/search/text/that%20people%20found%20your%20amazon%20account./
7.9 billion all spontaneously decided to use the exact same phrase constantly. Totally not the retarded fever dreams of a mentally ill autist.
>>281885737was talking about you
Lulu x Euphy is a crack ship I prefer over everything canon in Geass. Its a combination of childhood friend and imouto, a marriage of realpolitik and kindness; a power couple that would make the world a better place without the loss of millions of lives or one humongous lie.God damnit Cal Reflector if you're not gonna finish your mega fics at least give me some 6-10k word oneshots.
>>281871041>crackship becomes canon
>>281886273Ironic, considering you're the one spamming about personal grudges.
>>281886073Hot.
>>281886073TDS doubled down on them being straight doe
>>281885332>>any thread where Austin gets told to stop shitposting magically becomes the fast thread and the board and "everyone" magically agrees with everything he says he though he has no proof and is constantly caught samefagging>Strange, huh?maybe its because you made 60 posts itt crying
Imagine a world without schizophrenics
>>281886672This thread wouldn’t exist because shipping wouldn’t exist
>>281887166You look mad and crying.
Watanare is the number 1 anime this season
>>281887166>And what people say to you isn't personally.Are you an ESLfaggot or why is your english broken?
>>281887602He's shaking with rage
Wow, crack won0.0
>>281875027Proof?
>>281890610Is that even a crack ship?
>>281890732was about to post that
My thread is high quality
>>281890732I don't know, she's standing on the side.. You know?
>>281890822Well, she's shy, that's pretty in character.
who made "him" made
Actually be sure to read.
Read to sure actually
>>281890732Haremkino
>>281871168>said xem as xe steals the first post
Akane x RikkaTsubasa x Maria
>>281890610>>281890732I can't believe there's a canon crossover, and its only purpose was NUDES
The gift that keeps on giving.
I’m the real Austin
Every masterpiece has its cheap imitation
>>281871041The ultimate crackship
>>281893934
>>281893885go outside and touch grass anon
How to identify this Akemi person?
Obsessively consumed
>>281894178Easy, it's (you).
>>281894971Epic meme
>>281871041Maetel towers over the average battle shounen MC btw. She's a giant.
>>281894976Whatever you do, don't head on over to >>>/v/ to shit up the Uma threads.
>>281890822He can't handle all of them at once. They're all waiting for their turn. Or maybe she just showed up because she likes to watch. We won't get a canon clarification.
>>281895217I don't think he has any even though he should
>>281895370>doesn't know about the sleep meds incidentFake fan!>>279063496
I've seen art of Hyuuga Hinata and Hitsugaya from bleach.
>>281895412I am but a humble spectator
Based Thread tbqh.
https://youtu.be/RoiFVQZcnpU?si=iRToyBUDdkOYXHP7
>>281894976Anon thank you for turning yourself into a retard for our sake
Canon crackship.
>>281897453Eto is so much better than Touka it's not even funny.
>>281897483Rize better
Remember in the 90s when every anime site was flooded with Sailormoon/Goku shipping? Those were some dark times
>>281897771No. Because that never happened.
hutao x zhongli but it's canon
blud replies to everyone itt and thinks hes the normal one lol
solarbeam x solgaleo
Majima won
>>281897820Your response?
all yuri ships are crack ships
Replying means baitedTroon shit will never be yuri
Madoka x Homura is my favorite crackship
>>281898273Truth.
oh know
https://youtu.be/8Tc7MH5ZXbg
>>281898273Saar, please believe me, I have my reddit posts that say my fellow troons like yuri
>>281898057sailor moon dbz crossover was the first hentai i ever saw.
>>281898273Correct.
>>281893934>>281893976I prefer L x Misa or Ryuk x Misa or Sayu x Misa or Naomi x Misa or Takada x Misa ot Halle Lidner x Misa over Light x Misa.
>>281884709Some random retard commissioned an ungodly amount of fanart between Lucina and Spiderman for some unknown reason, and it's sort of become a meme among fire emblem fans
>>281898699I've never even watched death note but I like this
Buttplug?
Archer x FemShepRebecca x any crossover pairing, I'll take them all
>>281899103
blud
>>281899279you got me bro
>>281897825geg
anagram
What is this guy’s problem?
snorlack used body spam
>>281898869The best part about that one is that it's an actual romance option in-game
>>281899429I really like naruko x sasuke
>>281899441>You are personally obsessed with other postersUnlike you?
>>281899522i have more
>>281899558chadsed
>>281871041RAREPAIR COMING THROUGH
>>281899591>>281899556>>281899534>>281899558This isn't a crack ship it's the most popular Naruto ship by far. Unless we have different definitions of what a crackship is.
Only a mentally ill retard would've shipped these two straight girls.
>>281899626yeah i guess it isn't, i just wanted to post my stash
>>281899626Can you back that claim with facts
>crackships >its all MCs and other charactersKys self inserters
>>281899740Well if number of fanfics counts
>>281899800those are gay stories, not sasuke x naruko
>>281899791I agree, crack shipping like Akane x Rikka was utterly braindead and mocked by everyone.
>>281899800why df is it there 2 times on this list lmao
>>281899740Crack shipping is anything that interferes with my ship
>>281899819who cares they're the same person anywaynaruko is just the sexy jutsu'd naruto
>>281899837On ao3 the & symbol is used to denote platonic relationships when tagging fanfics. So those fics only have them as normal friends.
>>281899861incorrect
>>281899926how am i incorrect, feel free to bring more argument
>>281899949The ship is a Naruto (may or may not be named Naruko) who was born female paired with Sasuke.
>>281899864How is it anti-yuri if there was never yuri in the first place and any crack shipper who tried to paint the show as yuri was rightfully ridiculed and called out?This crack ship is on topic.
>>281899980well its still the best ship in the series seeing how gay naruto and sasuke are for each other
>>281900005It honestly improves the writing of Naruto if either Naruto or Sasuke are female
>>281900042it honestly would have been the best romance manga if naruto was female
>>281900063I never faked any flame wars though. I always shipped the only cute and canon couple in the show. There should have never been any problem with it.
attack!
Imagine falling for such obvious yuribait. Only a deranged crack shipper would seriously pretend that this was a yuri couple
>>281898104Reminder
>>281899800What about Naruto and Sakura? With the amount of bitching from them and the fujos, you’d think they’d make the list.
He mad0.0
>>281900265I'm deranged.
>>281900340Actual Naruto/Sakura fans are a tiny but vocal minority.
>>281900340Did anyone ever actually ship Naruto and Sakura? I always thought they had terrible chemistry. They don't even feel like friends like the other characters do.
>>281899800>tobirama madaraWTF
1/1 = 1
I know it'll just be a boring nonending.
>>281900487No. It was mostly fujos who, if the series had to have a hetero ending, wanted Naruto/Sakura because she's sasukecoded
>>281900570>because she's sasukecodedwhat
>>281900586sasuke-adjacent?
>>281900570>she's sasukecodedwhut. I don't understand the minds of fujos.
>>281900487NScucks did. Even the biggest haters of narushit will tell you Hinata winning was good. Girls like her never do over literal heroines.
>>281900599what the fuck does that mean, she isn't anything like sasuke
>>281900655It means Sakura would be the next closest thing to Naruto and sasuke as their cope ship, where they can still headcanon naruto/sasuke pine after their true beloved
>>281899610based ngl
Someone won the nuked award
oh uh
>>281900716A Naruto/Sakura couple would name their kid(s) Sasuke
>>281900882The house always wins, baby.
>>281871168im the nobody and i care indeed
My thread is popular
>>281900642Sadly all of them self-insert as Hinata now and write Hinata/Sasuke fics.
>>281901098The Naruto fandom meta is so confusing
Kasumi x Ryouga
>>281901098how about hanabi/sasuke like the anon in naruto threads?
>>281901301I love it but it's just his shit?posts + a single fanfic that I'm aware of
>>281901885Good ship but Harribel was made for Toshiro's shota cock.
>>281871041I still think about them
>>281902286this is cute
>>281889578ok just on the pic alone I kinda like this>>281890732God fucking damn it, Shaft
lol
Me x my waifu
>>281900465>>281900487My time was admittedly brief in the fandom (I don’t usually interact with it, just read and watched at my own leisure) and I could smell the end pairings a mile away because I swore the JP VAs said Kishimoto already told them what the end game was, but I could swear there were a lot of them since they thought it was the typical main guy paired with main girl who was a tsundere love interest. They even paralleled the two with Tsunade and Jiraiya (even though Tsunade kept rejecting him lol). I know massive shippers like LadyGT posted funny reactions disavowing the ending plus of course, the HoAD. The reaction was similar to IchiRukis. Then again I just realized, a lot of people also used FF to post fanfics so ao3 probably doesn’t have them all.
>>281900642>Girls like her never do over literal heroinesWhy do you suppose authors did that? Were they just projecting by cucking the quieter one with the extrovert perceived as a Stacy?
Aromi-chan x Melori-chan
>>281871041OP just wanted to post this image.
Gigi x Bejita
>>281903611i'm surprised it took this far to mention it
the banter was nice
>>281903870those fucks had so much sexual tension is insane how aka never followed up on it
>>281871041Denji x Misa is my favorite crackship
>>281893934>>281893976Based
Be sure to actually read the thread
>>281893909Did somebody say "landmine"?
>>281904991You're not changing your posting style
>>281905055How do you respond to this without sounding mad?
The GOAT
Who should she be with? In a crossover pairing.
>>281897771>>281898057Seiya/Usagi make more sense and I don't mean the tranny
>>281871041Everyone hates you.
