>Be given not one, but TWO Philosopher's Stones for some reason.>Could do literally anything with this power, basically made a god until it runs out of juice.>Lose every fight, do nothing with the stones except launch explosions that never kill anyone outside of defenseless civilians, then get taken out by a Chimera of all things and finally put out of your misery by your own teammate, probably because he realized you were too fucking useless to even bother keeping alive at that point.Is there an character in history who has jobbed this hard and this consistently without being relentlessly shit on? Is this the power of having a cool suit and aura farming at every opportunity? Why does Kimberly not have the same reputation as Vegeta.
>>281884146Some girls just like long tongues
>>281884146While he doesn't directly do this one of his explosions gets about as close as a villain can get to killing the main character. This is probably the worst hit Ed takes in the whole series, none of the homunculi got him as bad.
>>281884146His "debate" with Al felt so fucking pretentious and unnecessary.
>>281884146Didn't he win his fight with Ed?
>>281884606ed is a serial jobber anyway