So how did shini get jizz all over his hands after shooting one off? What's he packing like 2 inches lmao.
>>281983805>2 inchesGenerous
>>281983805He pussied out and jizzed in his hand instead of on Asuka's comatose body, cementing Shinji as a turbo bitch.
>>281983805He’s left handed and blocked it with his right
Are you a woman? How do you not understand how dicks work?
>>281983805Anno is a loser.
>>281983805why Asuka said "do it like you always do" ?? Shinji only went to her room once.
The people who jerk off over this show are also only packing 2 inches. Damn that's crazy.
I would have splattered all over her feet for being such a bitch.
>>281965007>makes several critically acclaimed shows and moviesMeaningless sentimentalism. You are not only a projecting loser without accomplishments, but an sycophantic and sociopathic Anno cocksucker with sub zero IQ. Just kill yourself.
>>281983805reminder that anno has a micropenis
>>281985953Having access to his memories, she is aware that he uses her in his jerk off fantasies. Like, all the time.
>>281983805Asuka's vagina is reserved for Kensuke.
>>281984575I'm left handed, but for this I use the right. anything else is unnatural
I just realized you can see her nipples in the background
>>28199026616 year old nipples nonetheless
>>281983805>>281983869Yeah he's canonically got an undersized penis, it goes all the way back to the original anime.Between this and his reaction to Kaworu in Episode 24 it's completely natural that he gets memed as a fag, and a bottom at that.
>>281983805Btw episode 24 shows that there was a camera in the hospital room
>>281996357Isn't there camera footage in EoE as well?
>>281996357that's not the same room
>>281996583Asuka is tiny, do we ever get her weight?
>>281983805average /a/non
>>281983805Why did he do it?
>>281988592No lies detected.
>>281983869>>281992397From that angle the toothpick container is thick enough to obscure his entire leg and tall enough to hide a footlong.
>>281988592>>281998888Pointing out your samefagging as usual so you can have a melty and spam
should have just blasted in her ass.
>>281996583If it were me in that hospital scene, it would not have gone down like that.
>>281983805 >>281983869 This. After all, jacking off to comatose girls before they get picked by real CHADS (like Ken Ken) is the only thing he could ever do.
>>281983869How do people forget they're nakedness
>>282000617You're not prepared to see a penguin while you got your genitals out, don't front.
>>282000713This. After all, crying about people jerking off to comatose girls is what real CHADS (Like Shinji) so. Tying Kenken (cuck name) is what cuck do.
>>282000746>>282000713No lies detected.
>>281988592>>282000560Asuka's vagina is reserved Shinji
>>282000867This. After all, jacking off to comatose girl is why they ended up fucking (like Shinji) is the only thing he needed to do.
>>282000901>>282000867So much truth
>>282000867 It has reversed Shinji's advanced and only accepted Kensuke's manhood in.
>>282000933>It has reversed Shinji's advancedNot english Janny. Shinji fucks Asuka
>>282000933This is a whole lot of ESL to just say "Shinji fucked Asuka" and "Kensuke is a cuck"
>>282000974More truths being posted
Sorry bro but no amounts of RTH will remove that shed scene from the rebuild.
Asuka and ShinjiDaisy and WaluigiCute and canon
Sorry bro but no amounts of /dbs/ buzzwords like "RTH" and seething about Asushin will remove the canon of Asuka and Shinji fucking.
>>282001004 They just can't refute this lmao
>>282001004You mean the cuck scene with Kensuke filming Asuka and Shinji fucking? I mean cuck shit is pretty bad>>282001178why would I refute that? Kensuke is a cuck lmao
>>282001013>>282001178>>282001004>samefagging >>282001202>>282001054So much truth
>>282000867Shinji himself sent Asuka away to Kensuke's place.
>>282001233>Shinji himself fucked Asuka glad we agree
>>282001253This thread is full of truths
>>282001202 The only thing Shinji has ever fucked is his own hand. I bet he jerked off for hours after that famous "say hi to Kensuke for me" scene
>>282001233So they fucked at Kensuke so he can watch? Shinji is a good bro to let Kensuke watch in the corner?
>>282001273>The only thing Shinji has ever fuckedWas Rei, Misiato, Asuka and your mind because you're seething really hard right now.
I'm seeing alot of Shinji hate from a single person itt. Just a reminder that Shinko fucked Asuka.
>>282001300 No, I don't think Asuka would let Shinji watch herself spreading legs for Kenken. She isn't a pervert after all, unlike a certain comatose-loving boy
>>282001371I'm sorry but this way too much ESL for me.Let me fix this post for you.>No, I don't think Asuka would let Kencuck watch as she spreads her legs for Shinji. She isn't a pervert after all, unlike a certain camera loving cuck
>>281983878 spbp
>>281992397or it's just hanging down because he doesn't have a bonerit's like you guys don't have a penis to know this stuff
>>282001371 I agree with this anon
>>281986971Worthless loser who never made anything worthwhile in his life talking shit. Amusing. Midwits like you are always uppity and loud. Doesn't mean your opinions are anything other than trash.
>>282001371>>282001591Of course you agree with yourself. Stop samefagging it's sad
>>282001595To be far I rather deal with him then the autistic ESL samefagging because he doesn't like Shinji. I'm talking about >>282001591>>282001371
>>282001742I agree with this anon
I still don't get why he this mad over Shinji?
Kensuke.
>>282001776Read his tumblr and twitter. He has a bunch of ESL posts seething about him
>>282001791Sucks nigger dicks.
>>282001776hes a droplet jealous of shinjis healthy and voluminous loads.
>>282001816>>282001781Seething ESL >>282001781>>282001813No lies detected
>>282001371So much this.
>>282001857He's having a melty and replying to himself. This isn't healthy and it's over Shinji
>>281998888 Quads of truth.
>>282001932>>282001876>>282001781Look at this samefagging spam
