>Every /a/non loses to this in a fight.
>>282043069>that archMegumin's a pro.
>>282043115A pro what?
>>282043069It looks like there should be a dick on the left.
>>282043069Boobs too big. Why draw her as a hag?
>>282043481without boobs the baby dies.
>>282043173Sow
I moan so much when I fap to hebes.
>>282043069She wouldn't be able to dress like that with me, not because I'd forbid it but because she would have so many hickeys and bite marks on her neck, shoulders and clavicles.
>>282043069She looks so fragile, she needs a sandwich.
>>282044100I would just hope she doesn't bruise easily.
>>282043683nice
>>282043683uhhh based?
>>282043069But I train in the art of explosions every day.
>>282043069She'll be losing to my dick long before it ever comes to fighting.
>>282043683Same. My roommate has to keep coming in and telling me to quiet down and I don't even hear him open the door with how loudly I'm moaning.
>>282045054post your best explosion then, fag
>>282045482But I'd get banned if I do that.
>>282045482Nice try
>>282045438megumin is so hot i seen her flip so many people to even whist they deny it.
>>282045438He can't blame you though.
>>282043069illegal in texas
>>282046473this phrase is a seal of quality now
>>282046177Does she have a choker tanline?
I am stroking.
>>282046624no, the choker is tight enough to cut off some blood flow in order to match the farmer tan all adventurers have.
Not a single Anon on this board can overpower Megumin in a 1v1.
>>282046656Good.
>>282046710And you're helping me.
I move Megumin threads.
>>282046733i love helping lolibros
>>282046775Do you get excited making lolicons hard? Isn't that a bit gay?
>>282046808Yeah i may get a little excited but that's not gay
>>282045438I know this is more than likely a meme, but that shit wouldn't fly on either side. Roommates don't butt in when the other dude is jacking off (or in general ever just barge in) nor would one moan that loudly on purpose, you know damn well what can and can't be heard out of your room. If any of those do happen consistently well you won't stay roommates for long
>>282046851So you don't think about the cocks that get hard because of you? And how dirty it is to use Megu to get them throb and leaky?
>>282043069What if they migrated from /fit/? Think again.
>>282046940yeah i obviously think about the sexy leaking cocks, but it's not gay if i don't do it irl
>>282047006Hm... quite an interesting logic. I suppose I can keep complying and raping my hand with my lolicon dick for her and you, then.
>>282047060Nothing would make me happier, look how fuckable and lickable her body is.
>>282047111I am. Your eagerness and her imagery is helping building so much cream.
>>282046775I want to sniff that butt.
>>282047212Why are you describing it? I don't want to imagine how much yummy and thick pre you are making>>282047235
Does kazuma shout "EXPLOOOOOSION!" when he cums inside megumin, and does she rate it afterwards?
>>282047262You don't want me to? I shall jerk off in silence then...
>>282047298>You don't want me to? I never said i didn't like it
>>282046473Not my problem.
>>282046656We found my grandpa on the floor after he finished stroking, he couldn't move the left side of his body after that.
>>282047321Good, because I am starting to imagine your own fingers wrapping around the length while you show me more Megus. It sure would make it even more hard and slicky.
>>282047358Hey anon but i would be practically jacking you off
>>282047357I am sorry.>>282047398It's ok. It's only ever gay if you cum while doing it. That means that even your cute erection while handling my lolicon pole and feeling its veins pulse in your palms with each of your strokes wouldn't be a problem.
>>282047559You'd be surprised by the amount of stuff we can do to each other and still be straight as long as you're posting a cute girl during it. You could throat me and we'd be fine, really.
>>282047594I'm pretty sure oral sex would be kind of gay anon... At least for the one giving it.
>>282047700If I am scrolling through Megu's lewd pictures, it's more like you're jerking me off with your lips. Not really that gay, if you really think about it. I can even scratch your scalp fuck your mouth a little without big repercussions.
>>282047287Yes, she made him do that and he finds it completely worth it when it makes megumin cum 10 times harder
Highly fuckable kid, not going to lie.
>>282043069Ah shit looks like Darkness has been rubbing off on her.
>>282047740yeah it wouldn't be gay for you, you would just be jerking off to megumin's hebe body, but leaking like an open faucet because i'm getting facefucked by an anon would be kind of gay for me
>>282047834So it's a no-no for you...?
>>282047759Definitely using those in bed with Kazuma
>>282047843https://files.catbox.moe/akm59r.pngdo i have to say what i really think about it? in front of everyone?
>>282047876I want you to do it.
>>282048010I bet you felt good speaking your heart, huh? I know my cock leaked a lot more knowing how infatuated by it you are. It can slide much easily in your dick-milking throat when I know my faggot stretcher is appreciated like that. You can feel proud your tactic to seduce p-word cock worked so well!
>>282048070It did felt good... i would love to milk a needy lolicon with my slutty throat and taste every single drop of that pre
>>282043069Its been so long since i watched this show. Is the English dub good for a rewatch?
>>282043069I lose to any fourteen year old girl
>>282048189Do you want to go private? Or maybe a thread more fitting for that?
>>282048222loose what i wonder>>282048232hmm what do thread do you have in mind anon?
>>282048246*lose
>>282048246Maybe dft on trash? Feel free to decide.
>>282048289sure, it's more hot in blue boards but i understand you don't want to get banned
>>282048316I am glad you understand. I will be waiting.
>>282043069i want to marry and impregnate Yunyun
>>282048424Me too, but I still wouldn't be her friend. I would be Megumin's friend and also fuck her like crazy and marry her and teach our kids not to be Yunyun's friends either.
>>282043069nah, I'd win
just hit her with one of the pooping spells and you're set
Megumin is a demon.
>>282046935yes they will become husband and wife
>>282043069I only lose to Yunyun
>>282047759Fuck off aquariogroid.
Both Yunyun and Megumin are my wives. We all fuck in the same bed every night.
>>282048610Its a name she has no horns.
>>282048683Thank you Kazuma
>>282048610oh yeah?
>>282048683>marry Megumin>Yunyun is a bonusnice
Megumin should be so skinny that you can see her ribs and other bones when she's nude. Not anorexic but almost there. That's my fetish.
>>282043069If you mean I cum while balls deep inside her, you're right. In any other instance I could take her.
>>282048424Yunyun would be so easy to manipulate into some freaky shit. Just act somewhat jovial around her and she'll take it in the butt in no time
Megumin should be so fertile she can get pregnant with triplets just by being in the same pool as a sperm cell.
>>282048878I don't have a fetish for that, but I agree she shouldn't have much fat on her. I would feed her and fatten her up in exchange for sex, and enjoy her permanently stunted growth.
None of you would beat her in a fight
>>282048976You don't have to fight her, just offer her food in exchange for her services.
>>282048976>FightI intent to sweep her off her feet.
>>282048662...what?
She can't even win against her staff.
>>282049212You think Kazuma has her rub her pussy against her staff while he watches?
megumeme a shitdarkness should have won
>>282049229t. zoomer
>>282049224I don't think he has to make her do that.
>>282049241Fair point, she's probably humping it every night sleeping next to him
>>282049229Isn't Darkness a side bitch in the LN?
>>282049229Megumin is perfect for Kazuma. They're both giant obsessive nerds, and they get each other in a way that Aqua and Darkness have no chance of doing.
Skinny hebes are my number 1 weakness.
>>282043069She would always make me cum first.
>>282049652They need a pound of baby oil.
>>282048316That ass is perfect for hotdogging and spanking.
Any Komekkofags in the thread?
cute Yunyun butt
We need to go bigger
Megumin makes me feel certain feelings.
>>282048976I think I could.
>>282049690DIDDY NO
>>282050845BLUD. but seriously i would impregnate a loli waifu.
>>282043069Thought the OP image looked familiar but apparently I don't have it in my folder. Could use a source.
>>282043173A pro stitute
>>282048966In that case, I wonder what happens if I dump a liter of sperm into her
>>282051577Only one way to find out.
>>282051038I gotta know that sauce it's hot
I wish I had her confidence.
>>282051847its chuuni
>>282051847But she's a dork.
>>282051038Me on the right
>>282051883Dork wife
>>282051925A fair deal.
>>282043069where is this image from? it keeps getting posted
>cute girl>anons can't share her pics without being fucking gay and doing erp
>>282043069>DFC>exposed shoulders>napeMy duck wins
>read through Megumeme thread>two fagfags actually having imageboard sexDo not want
>read through Megumeme thread>two fagfags actually having imageboard sexWhy did these fags stop wtf am I going to jerk off to now?
>>282043069>>Every /a/non loses to this in a fight.Problem solved
Imagine Megumin kicking you in the face with her bare feet
>>282052403Try Megumin...?
Her red eyes are so cool.
Lots of artists get banned because of Megumin
>>282052673She's so much cooler and more powerful than any of us
Worst megumin thread ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iObGCudG6gg>Main character calls girl pretty>She thanks him for the compliment>it's not melodramatic, just nonchalantWhy aren't other anime like this?
>>282048701
>>282052403Anon, I'd have just joined in if I wanted to. I'm just here for exposed Megu clavicles and such.
>>282052172Quack
>>282048424>saves the thread from faggotryYunyun based as always!
>>282053453wait a second, could it be...?
Can't believe despite this being a harem filled with princesses, busty blonde bombshells, and literal goddesses the chuuni loli ends up winning.What does she have that the others don't?
>>282054905it's more about what she lacks, if you catch my meaning
>>282054905Megumin epitomizes what Konosuba's appeal is. Out of the "worst" girls surrounding the protagonist, she is the worst.>No one wants her in their party. Aqua made Kazuma blush and call her pretty in his mind, same with Darkness, not for Megumin. Megumin is such a scumbag, she had to blackmail her way into the party unlike the other two.>She is the most psychotic character in the series, willingly about to let her own little sister die just to save up on Explosion points, until Yunyun came to the rescue.>She bullies the most innocent character in the cast. (Yunyun is younger than Wiz and isn't a demon general, so she's still more innocent than who Aqua bullies)>She willingly kills off ecosystems and puts innocent lives on danger for fun. Even when a powerful demon confronts a town threatening them, Megumin still confessed she was the exploder just because she revels in her own destruction that much. Yunyun struggles with killing innocent creatures, but Megumin, as shown in her spin-off series, has no trouble murdering cute critters for fun.>Megumin is a consistent thief, arsonist, killer, psychopath but everyone carries her on their back when she's tired. She's not even useful enough to go in enclosed dungeons because her magic doesn't work there. Aqua is able to hold a stable Goddess job for a long time, unlike her who isn't wanted in parties. Aqua has offensive and ressurection and healing magic and buffing magic, Megumin is just a living nuke who is mentally unstable.Despite being the worst girl, she still has the best character development. Eventually she allows Kazuma to get rid of her Explosion dream if it meant he would suffer and die less. The most heartwarming and meaningful scene in the franchise. And on top of that, Megumin is very open about appreciating her friends. She openly praises Kazuma and cares about him throughout the series, more than the other two girls.
comical thread
>>282046935they're ERPing you fucking newfag
>>282043069I'd like to lose to a girl on purpose, yes.
>>282055120you mean you don't moan into your roomates ears while jerking off?
>>282055139maybe he is some shit roommate
>>282055139i just plap mine whenever she (male) starts jerking off. the lil bitch won't wear a cage because "their skin is too sensitive". what a fag.
Yuns
>>282055204You mean megus.
>>282055236Tits too big
>>282055236no, I mean YUNS
>>282055131You wouldn't prefer to lose despite trying your best?
>>282055287I suppose I can try my best sometimes.
>>282055260You might be right.>>282055270But that's just wrong.
>>282055330there's nothing wrong with YunYun
>>282055287Isn't trying your hardest but still losing to a hebe the best feeling ever?
>>282055204>>282055270>>282055356YunYun is for tenderly loving and then ruthless (phychological) torture
>>282055419I would never torture the mother of my children
>>282046940Think of it this way: He is just summoning people who agree with him. It's just natural to use girls as bait.
>>282055456never
Love her design. This is immaculate drip.
>>282055778she doesn't need anything below the waist imo but I agree
>>282047594>>282047700>>282048070>>282046940>>282047006>thread to post cute anime girl>some fucking gay losers cannot help but talk about their penises God I hate you /trash/fags so much, literally no-one wants to read your faggot loner fantasies. Why do you do this on blue boards, does it feel "naughtier" to do it where you're not meant to? Why don't you grow some actual balls and just skip ahead to actual public indecent exposure, so you can get jailed and we won't have to read your embarassing shit on here again? Sincerely, fuck off
>>282055377Describe "losing"
>>282056089Don't be racist against zoomers.
Crazy to think I've masturbated to Megumin for a decade.
>>282043069She beats me every night. It's her damn stamina.
>>282056089Erp is /a/ culture newfag, we existed before /trash/ was even created
>>282056512>2013 newfagSorry you're only a oldfag pre 1985
you are only an oldfag if you made another /a/non cum sorry i didn't make the rules
Would you court Megumin until she's ready for an intimate relationship or just drag her into the forest while she's out of mana and go to pound town?
>>282056789Megumin is for doing cool chuuni poses while I take high resolution 32k photos of her with her eyes excitedly glowing. Crimson Demons just seem like great fun to hang out with.
>>282056789seems like she's asking for it if she's continuously putting herself in a position where she's completely unable to physically resist anything alone with you all the timeI think the thought would've crossed her mind at least once after which she chooses to keep doing it
>>282056789I would rail her every chance I could and soak with her while we're just hanging out.
>>282056789If you do the first one for 5 minutes then you get all the benefits of the second with none of the downsides.
I love being a hebephile.
*Blocks your path*
>>282056789Go to pound town until we become an intimate relationship.
>>282052500She is enjoying every minute of that
>>282062996>Yunyun lap pillowMegumin is too greedy.
