I am not exaggerating when i say this, I genuinely believe Kanbaru Suruga is the hottest, most sexiest, most breedable anime girl ever designed in the history of all anime.No other anime girl has ever given me such primal lust that Kanbaru has given. Every single aspect of her toned flexible body and her energetic tomboy personality is specifically crafted to allure men into a state of pure carnality. You have to be a absolute fruitcake if you didn't want to impregnate this finely sculpted incarnation of sexual desire.
>>282065891TRVK
>>282065891i wouldn't say no but there's like dozens others i'd prefer
>>282065891good for you anon
>>282065891I believe you to be sincere and I’m in general agreement with you, but let me offer an actual hot take to pay back genuine feelings. The anime actually does a pretty bad job of depicting how exceedingly sexy she is and she’s given much lamer fanservice than most of the other girls. Much like that one gag with Araragi about her being a normal pervert rather than truly extreme, she’s given a good form and shown off to the viewer but that’s it. Karen’s scenes are a good point of comparison since they share a tomboy aspect, and I don’t think Kanbaru gets a scene that’s as erotic as Karen coming in after her run and stripping. We might also think of something like Crab and Cat in the shower, or even Cat with Araragi in the equipment warehouse.
>>282066475I assume she has hotter scenes in the novels then. Do you know which books has her being the most lewd?
>>282066895I’m not talking about the contents of the scenes so much as the way they’re depicted. She does some hot exhibitionist stuff but is her stripping and posing ever as erotic as Karen’s sweaty stripping masterpiece? I think they left a lot of potential on the table despite how hot Kanbaru is in what we do see.
I think her appearance varies in terms of attactiveness more than some of the other Monogatari girls. I think how she looks in Shinobu Mail is the best version. Her personality also varies in how much I like it too. So overall I don't think she would be my favorite Monogatari girl, let along girl from anime in general.
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Another Karen comparison is the infamous crotch shot when she squats down, now try to think about the most explicit spats service we get from Kanbaru
>>282065891based
>>282065891Not exactly, but she certainly comes very close.
>>282066895Wtf GODDESS
>>282066475Don't just say equipment warehouse!
>>282065891You forgot to mention she's also a pervert who walks around showing her underwear for everyone to see, makes her 10 times sexier.
>>282069336Sorry, I bit my tongue
>>282065891She is up there that's for sure. The character is what pushes it over the edge since it's like she carries almost no annoying feminine traits.
>>282069149I'd pound that ass in a prone bone like you wouldn't believe
>>282069656No, that was on purpose.
>>282065891I know. She and Shinobu are my favorite girls, then the cat
Almost too perfect
>>282065891The yuri character
>>282065891Who would be the best potential girlfriend? Who would be the shittiest girlfriend?Monkey-Crab-Snake-Bat-Cat-Snail-Slug-Bee or the rest? How do the girls rank and what would monkey be like as a girlfriend?
>>282070301I equipped>>282070456>>282070070She’s the avatar of the annoying feminine mess. Her brushes with the arm are entirely driven by petty envy and the urge to lash out at the offenders, reinforced by her attempt to flirt with Araragi to get him to abandon Senjougahara before they even get to Oshino. When she goes up against Rouka it’s because her mindset pisses Kanbaru off rather than because there’s a matter of right and wrong or harm and defense at stake, it’s all about Kanbaru’s selfish lesbian emotions. Being imperfect is central to her character.
>>2820705631.Monkey2.Snail3.Snake (2 and 3 are switch-able)4.Bat5.Doll6.Bee7.Crab8.Cat (7 and 8 are switch-able)9.Bird?.Math and Dark (extreme potential for both to go near the top but you just can't tell)
I have a sex drive again
>>282070825Why do you like monkey? What do you imagine she'd be like as a girlfriend?
>>282070740She recognizes her pettiness and struggle with self discipline very early on. She is one of the characters that required the least amount of help to resolve the issue. Most of what she does for her Senjou fascination is self sabotage since nobody seriously aiming for seduction lays out their plan in such a stupid way. She wasn't hard with Rouka at all and it was never a point of right or wrong anyway.
>>282070958Not him but she exudes a primal female energy out of her despite her not looking "traditionally feminine"It's a kind of energy that goes to the Unga Bunga part of my brain and makes me want to have 10 kids with her
>>282070563For GF potential specifically Monkey>Crab>Cat>Bat>Bird>Snake>Bee>Doll>SnailI think an easy way to attack the issue is to look at who can plan a date and who you could introduce to your parents. Snail is right out because you can’t show a ghost off. We know Crab can ace dates. Kanbaru is a long term sports club girl so she’s clearly a team player. She’s also so adorable your parents would fall in love with her too. Your mom might be in danger. Doll is a dead body, unfortunately.
>>282071028nta but I agree, I can only define her as...breedable.
>>282070958Autonomous but always down to spend time together. She likes games and physical activities both. Sex is probably both hot and hilarious. Very open to talk to about anything without being judgmental. Won't pressure you if you need help but very dependable to be there for you if you request help. She just seems like a girl that can love you for who you are so she makes you feel safe.
>>282071105What about Bat?
>>282071148A great option who has a mixed track record of date planning.
>>282065891>is voiced by Sawashiro Miyuki>is best girlSawashiro strikes again!
>>282067066I am entranced by the possibility of Monkey x Vamp threesome You know Suruga is down for it
>>282071581I associate her voice with the landlady from Hidamari Sketch so hearing some of the stuff Kanbaru says in her voice was a weird experience at first.
>>282071127>>282071028https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7QHmgXa4Mo
>>282071656Her standout role to me has always been the dullahan from DRRRAlso Perrine
>>282071609Suruga talks a lot but she's a chicken like Koyomi.
>>282071705>Also PerrineDamn, somehow never noticed that was her. She sounds pretty different from Kanbaru and the landlady. She also plays a few more characters I never noticed her as. Like Mami from Hidamari Sketch as well.
>>282065891not my business, not my problem
>>282071656I think Kanbaru is really close to her normal voice.
>>282071810fig.1 Suruga talking big game>>282071849see >>282061391
I want her to wake me up super early and drag me outside to exercise
>>282071928Going jogging with KanbaruFalling slightly behind KanbaruStaring at Kanbaru's spats-clad ass for the rest of the jog for motivation
>>282065891I respect this opinion, though I am a Batman myself.
>>282071955Picking up Kanbaru's exhausted body from the crossroads and loading her into your carMolesting her while she's too tired to move
>>282071928I don't think she's the dragging type. She will make it a tempting offer though.
>>282071928I want Kanbaru to wake me up to heavy, exhausting, sweaty morning sex!
>>282072044Look at that tummy!
>SawashiroFor me it’s Hakaze from Zetsuen no Tempest
Kanbaru, I like you. I want to invite you over to my house to fuck my sisters.
>>2820721113 confirmed virgins. Such a pure image.
>>282072190>hand her my imoutos on a silver platter>Suruga spills her spaghetti and doesn't try anything>they just sleep together chastefully
>>282065891Monkey!
>>282072239Are 2.5D monkeys allowed?
>>282065891Not even the hottest, most sexiest, most breedable anime girl voiced by Sawashiro.
>>282072211The mystery of the missing panties though. Who knows what kind of game made them that tired.
>>282072258Oh yeah? Name your top 3.
>>282072252No that one is terrible cosplay
>>282072252I'd vote no
>>282072252Only cool cosplays should be allowed.
>>282072333That's a big snail
>>282072333Gigga Snail
>>282065891Too bad she's voiced by such a shitty VAhate her voice
>>282072271>>282072258NTA but I’m going to guess Bishamon, Celty, and Seri
>>282072394>>282072258Not anime but also Ciri from TW3.And Raiden/Acheron
>>282065891Nah, snek superiority. She's far more loyal and erotic than monkey (or any other girl) could ever hope to be!
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>>282072333>May I interest you in some love for the low price of 298 yen?
>>282072528>>282070825I rank Snek very high myself so I won't argue. But Monkey is the life for me.
>>282072190Karen and Tsukihi both have boyfriends though. Surely they have been deflowered.
>>282072622Snake would give you the best fuck of your life. I definitely love her and feel she's the best wife.
>>282072650>both have boyfriends*Araragi body pillows
>>282072659Nadeko would be a dead fish. I imagine that would still be good but probably not the best.
>>282072659Weird how Monkey and Snake kinda got along. She was the only one that didn't love having to kill during her Kaminadeko phase.
>>282072650One complained about getting her first kiss stolen and the other one was prepared to give up her virginity to meet Suruga. The boyfriends are decorative.
>>282072489Huh. Didn't know she was JP Ciri. That fits.
>>282072737I think Bee and Monkey should get along.
>>282072717Nah, if anything a shame I can't post the animation, she's a beast in bed.
>>282072823They obviously do from what we see during Hana.
>>282072717They are somewhat similar in their wicked streaks. Kanbaru mauls Araragi in a fit of jealousy before Nadeko even enters the story. Kanbaru is also the one that tells Shinobu to go see the first servant even if it is a betrayal of Araragi and might lead her to change her mind because he deserves a real goodbye (he’s in the situation she was with Araragi and Senjougahara).
>>282072874Unrequited love ties them together (plus best girl Kaiki)
>>2820723940/3, impressive>>282072271Iwasawa, Busujima, Mint
>>282072489Incest sex with Ciri
Realistically, how do you get out of this situation?
>>282073456whip your dick out and helicopter it.
>>282073456You hit on the ugly friend to create infighting.
great thread full of scholars and gentlemenas unbelievably sexy as she is, i think my favorite thing about her is her voice
>>282073569You're in luck, this is also a Sawashiro appreciation thread
>>282073569I particularly like the way she says "Araragi-senpai".
Monkey is well-educated in world affairs
>>282073599>>282073569I’m enjoying her depressed sextective this season
>>282073671She reads the paper every morning searching for articles to make sure she didn't assault anyone.
>>282073683Yea shes really doing some top tier acting in that show right now, a real range of emotions from that character
>>282073683Anko is a high point of Yofukashi for sure.
>>282073456>you'll never be attacked by a flock of JKsbros...
>>282073944>flockI'm gonna assume that's the technical term from now on
>>282073944>>282073963I can't help but imagine a flock of flying JKs swooping in like seagulls and attacking shotas
>>282073963by the way, before anyone else calls it, dibs on freckles
>>282073858I would mount and do her
Sex with monky 3 times a day
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>>282071955falling slightly behind on purpose so you can stare at her butt
>>282073990I just want Higasa
Kinda shitty that no one draws *monogatari doujin anymore
>>282074740Agreed, its all Granblue now. It makes me sad
>tfw no spinoff where Kanbaru seduces the other girls in the series
>>282075068>there's a slightly parallel universe where Kanbaru is the MC and is fighting off all the gatari haremettes with a stick
>>282065891she's hotter in the novels desu
>>282075565How so? Can't imagine her making me any harder
Sculpted Greek goddess
>>282065891Was sad to find out she got less screentime in the anime than in the novels
>>282075979Her voice is better there
>>282071105>datesman, I'll never have a relationshipI don't want to deal with dates
>>282076946She is like a rare treat in the anime, along with Bee.
straddling her butt until she acquires a big gape
>>282079148召し上がれ!
>>282065891Baby’s first tomboy and the author made her a dyke because he’s a faggot that got mind broken by western politicsKyouko is better
>>282079818Sayaka > KyoukoAlso, Bee > Monkey. I think I have a type.
>>282076223Can't spell Kanbaru without 神
