RIP.
>>282132560I would get recommended videos of her at her stable on twitter and those were such comfy videos. Now I'm sad...
>>282132560thats a good looking sausage
>>282132619You mean glue
My daughter...
RIP Bozo!
>>282132560Here lies Haru Urara. She never scored.
>it's realso much for her longevity genesrest in peace, biggest loser
How does she already exist as a horse girl is the entire premise of the series is they don't become horse girls until after they die?
>>28213270229 is still really good for a thoroughbred
>>282132749That's not the premise of the franchise.
who the fuck is this and why should i care about a vtuber?
842not taking part in your debait
>>282132749The fuck where did that come from? Your ass?
>>282132767>>282132882Literally the first episode of the anime tells you that when famous race horses die they get reincarnated in another world as horse girls.
>>282132901why is it that tokkei toei and miqueero maccas and mihon bonbon and riced hour all raced AFTER specialty weak and silent suzuki when in real life it happened the other way around?
So, its safe to post lewds of Urara now?
>>282132901Did the animator's know that Special Week would die a week or two after the anime started airing?
>>282132901No it doesn't.
>>282132933no, it's as bad as posting lewds of yotsuba
>>282132901They didn't say that.
>>282132853not bait but it's not like the op mentioned who the fuck it was either
>>282132560All the horseys are getting old
>>282132560I'm suddenly in the mood for some ikea meatballs.
>>282132560RIP
>>282132853https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/east-asia/retired-japanese-racehorse-haru-urara-famed-for-losing-all-her-races-dies-aged-29
>still no sticky
Well I was having a shitty week already so keep on pilling the sadness now so I can relax later.
>>282132560NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>282132560>had 29 years to score>never scoredShe is literally us, no wonder shes a fan favorite.
>>282133911As much as I would love a sticky, it's not going to happen.
>>282132560She sadly died
>died by not properly shitting from all the donated grass she's been eatingWhat a king to die on.
>>282132560Does spike gun involve?
>>282134200First I'm hearing of itYou sure it wasn't a happy death?
>>282133207There's next to no 90s racehonses alive today, Meisho Doto, Mejiro Dober and like maybe 2-3 more are but they are all as old or older than Urara.Grass Wonder died a month before her and he was about the same age.Most of the horses that got turned into Umas that *are* alive nowadays were foaled in 2006 and beyond.The 2000s ones are very 50/50 because some of them had great genetics for racing but terrible for normal life like Agnes Tachyon or Manhattan Cafe or had really unfortunate accidents like Vodka.
>>282134284Colics claimed Duramente and he was 9 years old when he died, on top of not really eating all that much ryegrass because he was still in stallion duty.
>>282134284I'd advice packing your "trannies and "xers" and going back to /v/ with that nonsense.
I can't believe the Filipinos killed Haru
I can't wait for the sad artwork on twitter of Haru Uhara dying as an anime girl, regretting that she never won a race.
>>282132560FUCKwhat a thing to wake up to
Man...
>>282132560I watched the 2018 anime before all yoi fake ass fans
>>282134574Wait I remembered Special Needs and Bonk! dying but when did Ricey ded?
>>282134583IRL Rice Shower died at 6, he broke his leg really badly in the middle of the 1995 Takarakuza (i think this is how its spelled) Kinen and had to be euthanized on the side of the track.His owner was considering retiring him already and putting him on stallion duty but a shitload of people voted to have Rice Shower show up at that race and his heart won him over his brain. Rice didnt pass the physical tests and the veterinarians told his owner to consider retiring him from the race but he went ahead.
>>282134632Oh.
>>282134582I watched the fucking original Cygames PV when we thought it was going to be an animu but turned out to be some gachashit before the revival.
>>282134670>when we thought it was going to be an animu but turned out to be some gachashitWell it ended up being 2 of the greatest animu ever before the gachashit released so you got the last laugh.
>>282132560this kinda stuff is why I can never really get into uma musume. It's just fucking weird to anthropomorphize a dead horse. doubly so when 90% of the girls are based on dead male horses
poisoned by overseas carrot donation?
I'm fucking crying here
>>282134744What are your thoughts on Kancolle & Not!Kancolle? Because anthropomorphizing a doomed battleship where thousands of sailors died before firing a single shot is much more iffy.>90% of the girls are based on dead male horsesThat's the best part.
>>282134632yeah
>>282134806I mean they did work on adding a lot more mares along the years, they make up about 1/3 of the game's roster now.
>>282134843
>>282134798>died a fucking virginShe's so literally me it hurts.
>>282132560Perfect for eating glue on Cirno day
>>282134867Because of the unethical horse racing industry that supports animal cruelty, Rice Shower died on June 4, 1995. He fell during a race at the 1995 Takarazuka Kinen and was euthanized. He was 6 years old at the time.
>>282132749>This is your brain on isekai
>>282134574fuck... may you run in the fields of heaven Urara
>>282132627Love from Kazakhstanhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qaz%C4%B1
This news is bumming me out more than I thought it wouldIt's just a horse. Uma already has dead horses as living 2D horse girls and she's still alive there...So why am I crying
>>282132560HARUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCan we please get a fucking sticky im devastated;_;
I don't play nor know how the the gaycha gorks but is Haru hardcoded to always get second for flavor or just a normal character?
anyone who calls her "haru" is a filthy secondaryjust like fake fans who call hornet silksong.
>>282135415Agnes!
>>282135415>plays meme gameMy condolences
>>282135446the order of release is real life horse racing > anime > game > game (english)
>>282132560A thread died for this?
>>282134127>mfw 29 and never scoredBros....
>>282135468I meant memesong. But since you claim a primary is someone who gambled in horses in the 80s/90s in Japan you have proof you were there right anon?
>>282132560knew this would come soon after someone posted that video of a truly tired looking urara.29 ain't bad for a horse
>>282134744What about the fate series where more than half the cast is based on actual dead people(Or in case of people like Saber or Astolfo probably real people mythicized to legends). Also like Saber and Astolfo, half of them being originally cis gendered heterosexual males.
>>282135568Reminder that the Florence Nightingale doujin is one of the most fapped at doujin in nhentai and she still got still living relatives.
>>282135657I would imagine every single feito character that's based on someonew who actually existed has living relatives so I don't see why should I care.
>>282135657And also the fact that there's a sizeable catholics that still venerates Jeanne while you can find doujins of her being an absolute slut. Even her standard appearance is quite fetishistic with the tight fitting armour and mini skirt.
>>282132678She was going to get to breed with a top horse or something but in the end money reasons meant it didn't happen. Poor girl.
>>282135476same...
>>282132598holy SHIT the video of her trying not to fall asleep was so fucking cute.https://x.com/tarutaru_mage/status/1961172029346123983I'm genuinely sad I won't get comfy slice of life of old horses posts on my timeline anymore from her.
>>282134239>died from couldn't poopI genuinely think this is how I'm gonna go one day too
>>282134239Considering horses shit and shit a lot, shouldn't they have long realized and have her treated? Wouldn't want her to die just from gross negligence, if not worse.
>>282134239>>282136045she died from colic
>>282135240this legit made me shed a tear, which is weird, i never cry, not at sad movies and especially not for a horseaww man. rip u-chan
>>282136065So colic is just "suddenly goes from pooping to can't poop to dead"? damn that's fucked up
>>282136065>she died from one of the most common, esaier to identify, and most treated horse disease.Yeah that makes it better.
>>28213547633 and same but I am one of those mind broken asexuals. There are dozens of us.
>>282134886>>282134867>>282134843>Rice shower was just 6>they made her a hot teen instead of a cute loli like twin turbonow I am mad
what a shit death
>>282135372You can make her a godlike race winning machine.But she's bad. Her stats are bad and they make her run a humiliation ritual race on a track and distance she's not suitable to.
>>282136153I'm definitely not asexual though. I fap like 2 or 3 times a days and even simple things like bikini pics and girls bellies makes me aroused.
>>282136205There are 6 year old horses with grandsons anon, she got a great deal.
>>282136240Allow me to recommend you do it in moderation, anon.
>>282136153Kill yourself
>>282136296No
This is so fucking sad. She died from all the grass being sent to her. Her colic must be the severe intestinal torsion type if she died so quickly before the vets were even able to do anything.
>>282132560Rest in Peace my beautiful daughter
>>282136827giwtwm
>>282136240Two or three times a day?That's somewhat excessive
>>282136827>go back >>>/v/
>>282136887I don't understand how it's even possible. I had my stressful days and got to 3 some random days, yes, but then I feel like shit for 2 days afterwards.Hell I already feel like shit for a while doing it once every 2-3 days.
Everyone being down while Haru being all cheerful always made my day.
>>282132678She won a walking race with other retired horses, she left the world as a winner
>>282137086I saw that it was so beautiful
>>282137050lol everyone's all :(And then Haru just comes through like :D like a big pink ball of sunshine
>>282136827>plebbitors killed innocent horseanother reason to hate those subhumans, wow
>>282135372>secondTry 16th or last
>>282135415
>>282137496Hey hey she might not have won even once but she was on the podium/winning live in over 10% of her races.
>>282136827Imagine posting garbage posts like this on /a/ of all places
>>282135476Me too
>>282132560I COULDNT EVEN GET HER TO WIN ON THE GAME YET>WHERE DID I GO WRONG >I LOST A FRIEND
>>282132560Rest in Peace.
>>282136240jesus anon you’re gonna grind it down to a ken doll if you don’t slow down.
A friend today seemed hurt because I did not care much about this horse dying, but why would I? I mean I don't follow horse races, nor Uma musume the game or any of the adaptations, my mind is already busy having to process everyday the news about conflicts involving humans killing each other and suffering, plus the people that I have to take care.Was I supposed to feign interest or something?
Where do I subscribe to your blog?
>>282132560At least she got to eat her special grass
>>282138430yesplease get diagnosed for autism or anti-social disorder
>>282137050
>>282138590
>>282138887>All that grass uneaten
>>282138939It's ok. It will be shared with her friends. It's what she would have wanted.
>>282138590Didn't she die because her digestive system failed? Most likely because of all that expensive grass.
>>282138939Granny Haru would have wanted the youngsters to have some grass too
>>282138954I hope her friends aren't to sad by her absence
>>282138963At that age it can't really be helped.
>>282138963She was 90 in Horseyears
>>282138977Tell that to meisho doto when taiki shuttle died 3 years ago.
>>282139024Imagine eating the same grass for 90 years, then suddenly shift to another brand.
>>282139132She was probably eating that special grass for a while they had a donation link available so I doubt the new grass was a sudden thing
GODDAMMIT HARU, WHY CANT YOU JUST WAIT FOR 2 MORE DAYS
>>282138963For fucks sake she didn't eat all donated grass at once, it was shared among other horses at the farm.Horses' digestive systems are just that shit, and at her age it could've happened anytime.
>>282139130>Even since Taiki Shuttle died, Meisho doto starting wearing the blanket he once useddamn...
>>282139527Sad as hell
>cant look at Haru grass donation memes without getting angry instead of happy now
>>282137573Her last pro race I think she was 2nd to last and she did win 1st during som elder horse races. In an alternative universe she is undefeated a 113-0.
>>282139568what are you angry about?you want grass too?
Are Umamusume fans responsible for killing this horse?
>>282139995Yes. I gave her consecutive orgasms until she couldn't take it anymore.
>>282137573imagine unironically celebrating this garbage stat
>>282139568She was old anon. It was bound to happen one way or another and it this were 10 years ago or even just 5, she'd be fine
>>282140245>meanwhile, anon's stats in racing:>0-0-0pathetic
>>282132749Different worlds have different laws of time. Thats how I cope.
>>282138770Because I care more about humans I know than horses I don't? Get real
Could have just said, "Oh that sucks..." and then move on who are you Jaden Smith?
>>282140857focus on your sad friend instead of the dead horse then
>>282132702?29 year old horse is the same as a 85 year old human
>>282132560I dont fucking care about the irl horses. Was looking forward to this day to see the plebittors and trannies crying over a horse they didnt even know it existed 3 months ago though.
>>282140975you wouldn't get it
>>282135476Welcome to the club, mai8
>>282134574What a lovely day for rain
FUCK SHES TOO CUTE
>>282140245I'm not exactly celebrating but if you want to import the meme into the game you cannot just cap it at last or second to least
>>282132560Goodbye, Haru Urara… The "star of losers who lost 113 consecutive races" has passed away to heaven: https://friday.kodansha.co.jp/article/438213Do you remember a certain horse that once captivated all of Japan as the "star of the losers"? It was Haru Urara, who set an unprecedented (?) record of 113 consecutive losses at Kochi Racecourse in '04, and became a national idol due to her "weakness." She had been living out her retirement at a ranch in Chiba, but it was discovered that she passed away in the early hours of September 9, watched over by staff, and departed for heaven."She hadn't defecated on the morning of the 8th, so I thought that was a bit serious and called the vet to treat her. We stayed with her all night, but... her condition suddenly worsened at dawn, and she passed away. It's truly regrettable."Yuko Miyahara (42), the representative of 'Martha Farm' where Haru Urara was stabled, and also the representative of 'Haru Urara no Kai' (Haru Urara Association), said this with a sorrowful voice.The cause of death was colic, which occurs when gas accumulates in the intestines or intestinal movement slows down due to improper digestion of food. For horses, it is a dangerous disease with high frequency and mortality rates. Derby winners such as Winning Ticket, Sunny Brian, and Roger Barows also died due to colic."Urara was 29 years old, which is close to 90 in human years, but she was truly energetic until yesterday. Then suddenly... Recently, not only from Japan but also from overseas, more people have been coming to see Urara. So, it's truly regrettable..."
>>282141306This magazine visited 'Martha Farm' (Onjuku Town, Chiba Prefecture), where Haru Urara resides, at the end of August for an interview. She was seen running around the farm and enjoying playing in the sand in front of the reporter. Despite her advanced age of 29, her steps were as firm as a young horse. She had no major illnesses and a healthy appetite. Who would have thought she would pass away two weeks later...? It's still hard to believe she's gone.Haru Urara's active career was truly exceptional. From her debut in 1998, she never won a single race, continuing on a losing streak. Normally, she would have been retired long ago, but her earnest demeanor resonated with the social climate of the "restructuring era," creating a huge boom as the "star of the losers." Because she never came in first, her win tickets were considered "unlucky" and sold like hotcakes as traffic safety charms.The peak of the boom was in March 2004. Yutaka Take, the top jockey of the time, was scheduled to ride her. On that day, 13,000 fans flocked to the Kochi Racecourse, causing such a panic that admission was restricted. She carried the expectations of all of Japan, but the result was 10th out of 11 horses. Even Yutaka Take couldn't make any headway with Haru Urara.After retirement, Haru Urara moved between farms in Chiba and Hokkaido, eventually arriving at Ms. Miyahara's retirement boarding facility, 'Martha Farm.' To support Urara's remaining years, Ms. Miyahara established a membership-based 'Haru Urara Kai' (Haru Urara Association). The number of members is limited to 50, and no more are being recruited."I strongly felt that I absolutely had to avoid being seen as making money from Urara. The current membership fees are more than enough to support Urara."
>>282138887to live with failure and still be at peace. How lucky she was
>>282141293
>>282141325Then, an unexpected turning point came for Urara. She was chosen as a character in the hugely popular game "Uma Musume Pretty Derby," which anthropomorphizes racehorses. In the game, she is depicted as a bright and brave character who never gives up, even after continuous losses, and her popularity soared again. Younger fans started visiting the ranch. And in June 2025, when the English version of the game for North America and Europe was released, her popularity spread worldwide.“Until now, people from China, Taiwan, and Korea often came to visit, but after the English version was released, the situation completely changed. The senders of inquiries for farm tours are from America, the Philippines, and recently even Poland. About one-third of recent tour bookings are from overseas visitors.”About 20 years have passed since the boom that swept across Japan. Haru Urara continued to give dreams and hope to many people. The time Urara spent at 'Martha Farm' must have been the most peaceful and happy time for her.“She was selfish until the very end. When she had colic, we had to get her intestines moving, so we tried to make her walk yesterday, but Urara stopped and said, ‘No. I don’t want to walk.’ But precisely because Urara was so selfish, we have so many fun memories. I am truly filled with gratitude for Urara.”The September 26th issue of FRIDAY reported on Haru Urara's 元気 (genki) appearance, which was witnessed at the farm two weeks before her death.
>>282140975you're so fucking cool anon
>>282140975I care more about the IRL horsesNo, I didn't know she existed until todayNo, I don't watch her show
Updated list
What are the chances she gets a nice memorial headstone so people can visit and leave flowers?
>>282141497dober's 31
>>282141497>>282141558never mind, I didn't look at the whole chart
>>282141497where's light hello, sugar lights and tucker bryne
>>282141497I imagine it's not alphabetical. I remember Machikanefukukitaro or however it is written's death, how long she had before getting to the highest tier by Nice?
>>282141126Fucking sloppa.
>>282134239went out like elvis
The people who donated ryegrass did this. She's not Oguri, she couldn't handle all that food.
MAMBO
>>282132560Matha Farm September 09, 2025: https://mf-urara.jimdoweb.com/2025/09/09/%E3%81%8A%E7%9F%A5%E3%82%89%E3%81%9B/https://x.com/matha_farm_infoThis is sad news.U-chan, also known as Haru Urara, passed away at 2:20 AM on the 9th due to colic.She remained stubborn and selfish until the very end, saying goodbye with her full personality.To all members and fans who have supported us so far, I believe U-chan's life as a horse was surely a happy one!Thank you for your long term support. Yuko Miyahara, Representative of Haru Urara Association
>>282134239Wait did she seriously die because of all the special grass that was recently donated to her by fans?
>>282141497So, who's the oldest uma as of today?
>>282143910dober
>>282143910mejiro dober was born in 1994
>>282143929The whore?How??
>>282143424grass donation has started long ago, but due to EN uma popularity, more gaijins donated ryegrass to urararyegrass is known among western horse breeders and owners as being toxic and high in sugar as well as nonstructural carbohydrate, making it highly fermentableguess what colic is, it's gas build up in stomachurara being old retired horse eating too much of these grass would be similar to having 90 years old man drinking beer with every mealhere's the fun part, the top 4 recipients of ryegrass donation was>grass wonder (4015 kg of grass donated, died then)>haru urara (3410 kg, died now)>meisho doto (2520 kg)>mejiro dober (1430 kg)anything happening to doto in 1-2 months and dober in 2-3 months, you'll know the cause
Is this whole fucking thread AI?
>>282143965she's a nice granny to babby horss
>>282144251Ignorant weebs killed Urara, her fart is on your hands!This is no different than those dumb ass campers who set Mexico on fire because they watched an episode of Yuru Camp. Weebs are so fucking stupid, they just get sucked into the newest seasonal fad.
>>282144379or that time when bocchi anime fans buying gibson guitar following show's popularity then just dumped it all after season's end
>>282132560Okay apparently this is girl is supposed to be representative of a real life horse in the same way that there are ship girls and rifle girls. This is a horse girl.Apparently the horse she was named after died and that's what this thread is about.Nobody would care if horse girl racing didn't suddenly become popular due to Uma Musume.
>>282144469Some people actually care about animals dawg
>>282141497>Unknown/MIAWhatever happened there?
>>282144251Seems pretty weird to say the donations are a factor of these ~30 year old horses dying. Surely the people taking care of these horses aren't shoveling all this donated grass down their throats?
>>282144513Probably same as Urara, she was "lost" for a decade
>>282144549they did and posted about it, and it definitely is a factor considered urara died from colic, not old age, the horse showed sign of illness that made ranch staff called the vets in
>>282140857If you can't understand why your friend is sad you lack empathy, a very clear case of some kind of personality disorderget help
>>282138430>my mind is already busy having to process everyday the news about conflicts involving humans killing each other and sufferinglmao peak brainlet
>>282143424anyone who thinks that her ranch handlers overfed her the donated grass are fucking moronsof course they're only going to give her the right amount
>>282144469hara urara (u-chan) was popular decades before the game was madeyou are a tourist
>>282141126>ai horseshe deserves better
>>282144251Fucking gaijin retards + irresponsible owners just sell the donated grass and buy grass for grannies
>>282145185>he
>>282144732colic is incredibly common in horses
>>282136887>>282137019Easy. Being holed up in your room with your only outside interaction being your manager in my wfh job leave me with nothing much else to kill my boredom with.
time to end it all.
Do you know how I hate the rain Ichigo?
>>282146798bleach is shonen slopI respect it for being entertaining to 13 year oldsno-one over the age of 13 should unironically enjoy this franchise
>>282141126Why are people drawing Umas in heaven when they're supposed to be reincarnations of the IRL horses? The IRL horse dying means the Uma's journey has just begun. Don't be sad, celebrate and cherish the cycle of life by drawing Umas giving birth instead.
>believing the retards saying it was the grasslol
She was an old ass horse, if it wasn't this she probably would have tripped, horses are super strong but also fucking break if you look at em too hard.
>>282147775Such a vexxing thing they are so strong but are fragile
>>282147820Im genuinely sad thinking about all that yummy grass she will never get
>>282147748Considering Haru Urara was the age equivalent of an 85 year old human.. yeah she probably just died like old people do.
>>282147861They have grass in horse heaven it's like made of that manna stuff
>>282147817Well they weigh like 900-2000 pounds and support it on spindly ass little legs
>>282147878Horse heaven sounds nice
>>282147939Enjoy that grass little honse you earned it
>>282147934She probably isn't winning a heaven circuit though, but that's in character.
>>282147959
>>282147958Here comes trouble..
>>282144251Do you really think that her farm handlers just gave her every single grass donation? Le Gaijins didn't do shit, she was an old horse who had trained professionals taking care of her
>>282132560This news made me want to eat some Dutch cuisine with honey-mustard. I hope her body gets turned into meat-and-bone-meal for electricity production just like how coal is used.
>>282148030This whole damn family man minus Fenomeno of course
>>282148548Man Austin Powers was right about the Dutch.
113!
>>282132935>Did the animator's know that Special Week would die a week or two after the anime started airing?It messed up all their planned promotion events. I suspect that is why Gold Ship ended up taking over as mascot even though Goshi wasn't even IN the original promotion poster of the anime. The definitely picked Special Week as main lead because he was still alive at the time.
>>282148846Stay Gold bit Special Week's tail and made him cry
Do we know Haru Urarara's vaxx status?
>>282149035
>>282148846Spechud was also chosen as the mascot due to being known as the supreme commander, sadly no even him could withstand gaijin cock
>>282149112what's the deal with grass and special week, did something actually happen between these horses?
>>282149234In the anime, they both run in a race where Special Week is mainly focused on what another Uma is doing and doesn't really register Grass Wonder on her radar as a threat whereas Grass is taking the race and Spe super seriously. Grass wins the race and gives Spe a verbal dressing down afterwards.
>>282149234IRL Special Week was racist against certain reddish chestnut-colored horses, which included Grass Wonder. There was a reunion between the two horses, where Special Week Mcfucking lost it seeing Grass Wonder, while Grass Wonder had a boner, assuming he was going to breed a mare.
>>282149234>Grew up with Grass Wonder in Northern Farm Kuko Branch>Seemingly good friends>Till they weren't>Grass Wonder didn't appear to have issues with Spe and the farm staff noted no instigating incident, but suddenly Spe simply despised them and would become abrasively hostile to them.>This hostility was carried over to all Chestnut-Coloured Horses by association.>Met El Condor Pasa>Failed to ever defeat them>Lost Horse of the Year to them, spurring on Spe's team to become aggressive in the media regarding it>Ended up sharing a retirement home with Grass Wonder and El Pasa>Continued to hate both>During a fan-meet event in 2019, Spe showed complete disdain to have to be out and about with Grass Wonder>Grass Wonder was unfazed and in retort sported an enormous erection in Spe's direction>Grass Wonder had to be led away lest it upset the visiting fans>We know little about how Spe-chan reacted>Likely angrily>Spe hated mating>Would become problematic, aggressive and disdainful if forced to>Would even 'fake' mating to the annoyance of the staff>Unless it was Mejiro Dober, for some reason>Spe-Chan's lust for Mejiro Dober is so great that when mating was done, he'd have to be forced away from Dober due to his desire to immediately begin a second round.
>>282136065Apparently she was too old to be properly treated for the disease, like 29 in horse years is basically 80-90 in human years.
>>282148922:(
>>282148030
>>282149387What's wrong with homie trying to go a second round?
>>282149234They were just horsing around
>>282149387>Grass Wonder was unfazed and in retort sported an enormous erection in Spe's directionImagine...
>>282149455My SHORT KING..
>>282149112I've always wondered why she was chosen as the face of franchise. Didn't Grass and El have better career records than Spe?
>>282145030All the videos I've seen of old Haru, she had a bunch of flies on her, they could have been lazy.
>>282140245How many races have you won?
>>282149691I worked with horses, that's just how they are especially when it's hot.
>>282149617El and Grass were both gaijin horses bred in Kentucky, a bad fit for a japanese game about japanese race horses
>>282149617Might be the personal fav of the creators
>>282144460Honestly, Gibson has been dying for decades, the sudden burst of popularity probably helped them at the time but their quality has been degrading while prices do nothing but increase. Les Paul, Explorer, and SG are the only things of value they do and they're very hit or miss. I debated going to school to be a luthier and work at their factory and it just didn't add up.
>>282149758WOOOOO KENTUCKY MENTIONNNN
>>282149758I see, the Japanese fears the Southern bull
>>282149783Tennessee here, y'all are a shitty yankee hat.
I JUST HOPE THE GREATEST RACE HORSE OF ALL TIME IS MAKING FRIENDS ON THE BIG RANCH IN THE SKY
>>282149787
>>282149809Nah.
>>282149848Yeah
>>282149617On top of what the other guy said Special Week was also primarily rode by Japan's superstar jockey, Yutaka Take, contributing to Spe's perceived significance
she was a better living being than me
>>282149882That's not a high bar.
>>282149832Fucked the Nishinos real good.
>>282149854Nah. My great-great-great grandpa fought for the CSA.
>man, Haru sure is lazy today>she's missing out on all this premium grass and sun shine
>>282150023I had no idea horses were so sily
>>282132560Oh, how sad, a horse died of natural causes peacefully and enjoying all the luxuries of the horse world, what a tragedy
>>282150160CRAWLING IN MY SKINNNNN
So now all the IRL horse based in the umas are dead or there's still any IRL horse alive? Because if all died then it's time to add new IRL horses and turn them into Umas
>>282150293Daiwa Scarlet and Gold Ship are alive.Yeah waiting for Skibbid Rizz to join the fray
>>282149394it's one of the most common causes of death for horses, especially old ones
>>282150326I would like to see Sham or Secretariat be in the game, if their owners allowed it. Alternatively, I wanna see Chippy Zippy, who is the result of what would happen if Haru Urara actually fucked Stay Gold.
>>282140971Which is only okay. 85 really isn't incredible or anything.
>>282150293They should add Top Gun's son. His owner is big on posting him on twitter
>>282148922Even horses hate when horses bite. Horses biting is the most annoying thing to deal with.
>>282150612Gonna cry?
>>282150643go back to being dead, stego
>>282150643I'm gonna kick you!
>>282141497>out of the entire alive batch, only daiwa scarlet and gold ship belong to the initial batchGrim.
>>282148030A bunch of terrorists...and Fenomeno, I guess.
>>282148030>tfw there is a timeline in which the unholy crossbreeding of haru urara and stay gold walks the earth
>>282150978Gold Ship is pretty young and is a 2010's horse. Gold Ship should be good for another decade or two, as long as he doesn't do something stupid to die.
>>282151091Gold Ship doing something stupid and dying seems like a very Gold Ship way to die.
>>282151117I know right? Mating accident, runaway situation where he runs into something, picks a fight with the wrong horse and gets kicked in the mouth... The possibilities are endless.
>>282134392Urara finally reuniting with her uma friends in uma valhalla
>>282150871HAHA LOOK SPECIAL WEEK IS GONNA CRYYY.
>>282151084And I fear that timeline
>>282151084I think this fucker somehow got isekaied from that timeline https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zippy_Chippy
>>282132659YOU'RE NEXT
>>282132560y'all all this fanart on twitter is making me cry.
>y'all>Incomprehensible postThe fuck is this breed of poster?
>>282150077horses are extra stupid; but in an endearing wayuntil you have to deal with them personally, then they're retarded in the most aggravating ways.
>>282152651Let me translate for you, fag-kun. "You guys, all this fanart on twitter is making me cry."Did that help?
>>282152651Redneck's first day on the internet
>>282152692Why is he like this?
>>282152837>>282152692Aura farming..
>>282152837hasn't had any young mare pussy all day
>>282151815>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zippy_Chippy>Zippy Chippy (April 20, 1991 – April 2022) was a thoroughbred race horse, a bay gelding, who is notable for being winless in 100 races. Zippy Chippy's pedigree includes many famous horses, such as Ben Brush, Buckpasser, Busanda, Bold Ruler, Count Fleet, Man o' War, Nasrullah, Native Dancer, Northern Dancer, Round Table, Tom Fool, War Admiral, and the greatest "blue hen" broodmare of the twentieth century, La Troienne.American Haru Urara
>>282152941there's been way bigger losers since Haru, but Haru won people's hearts because of the atmosphere in Japan at the time.
>>282152941>Bold RulerSECRETARIAT'S PAPA
when does the next Cinderella Gray chapter drop
>>282135239I've never knowingly had horse meat, how does it taste?
>>282140853Remember that edgy webcomic Jack? It's stated that time in the afterlife works differently to the point that when you die, everyone who survived you is already there.
Golshi the brave cuirassier
>>282136137Have people ever encountered a real horse beforeWhat she died from is actually really easy to die fromI've seen horses young to old all die suddenly from it. Perfectly ok one day then die the next before you even realise they have an issueConsidering she was 29 and a race horse is impressive by itself
>>282141497the fictional ones are technically real now since they got horses named after them
>>282141497gimlet outlived his daughter, vodka, which is kinda sad
>>282141518she had a whole association that paid her costs of living so I imagine they'd fund her a nice memorial stone at the farm she retired at. probably get one at the racecourse she had all her races at too if she didn't already.
>>282146918clever play, birth fetish anon
>>282149394... I've known the pain of watching a beloved animal die because you cannot treat them or help them. Its agony..
>>282151152>Meeting me has made your life more interesting, right?
>>282152877That's objectively not true.
>>282155134Who do you think put him in the hospital
Old horse can finally rest
>>282154621>Goldship is 16 years oldWe still have many years of the crazy bastard.
>>282152521yeah, same. made me sad that she died when it seemed like she was pretty healthy for an old mare but the fanart has been getting to me. in a way it's nice to see how many people have been touched by her story.
>>282154664>Have people ever encountered a real horse beforeyou hit the nail on the head. most people haven't, that's the thing
TOP ZOZZLE
>>282137050The was just happy to be there.
>>282141293Her story is really fun too. She is just so happy to be having fun.
>>282148038You think they'd waste top dollar for an old mare like Haru? she was a loser, her owner didn't want her, so she got picked up by some run-down ranch. Her friend, Ami-chan is just some random horse. It's probably some yakuza scam to sell grass to otaku, get rid of old horses, and cash in on the insurance payout.
Why does this shit make me cry so much? She's a silly girl in a silly game based on a silly horse who never won a race. Why do I cry for a horse?
>>282155566because your life is like an anime
I like how you anthropomorphize and romanticize horses and horse-racing respectively, just to delude and deliberately ignore the fact that these horses are forced against their will to run around in circles for the entertainment and greed of humans.Your waifu horse was a victim of long-term animal abuse and she died never knowing true freedom. Think on that, you ignorant degenerates.
>>282155670/threadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAcBETDj4pkshe's finally free from her cage
>>282155670Horses were born to run.
>>282155757Yeah, in the plains, asshole. Not in some shitty track being ridden by some midget.
>>282153801Kazakhstan horse-eating anon here, it’s alright - when cooked it tastes kinda like buttery beef.
>>282141349She could have avoided all this if she just ate her pickles.
>>282149824>GREATEST RACE HORSE OF ALL TIMEThat's Kincsem.
>>282155858>picklesAIEEEEE
>>282155670It was about time PETA arrived.
>>282143424>>282144251Horses are surprisingly fragile creatures. She got colic, which can't be treated in a horse her age (for the same reason you don't do open heart surgery on a 90yr old). It had nothing to do with the grass.
>>282148030>>282149455>Stay Gold going crazy with excitement when he sees ponys for the first time because of how small they areGirl is absolutely not beating the allegations.
>>282149824Westerners really, really need to stop with the "Horse girls are super tall amazons with thighs as big as basketballs."There's plenty of big horses that got turned into Umamusumes, and the Umamusume's are all 150-160cm Japanese girls. The tallest is like 175ish.
>>282155670>>282157079Horses love running, and racehorses are treated pretty well. How many horses do you think modern day Japan needs, exactly? Without racing the Japanese thoroughbred would be extinct.
>>282157236>WesternersIts just trannoids and other mentally ill people. Game for global is already dying so it'll stop soon anyway.
I hope they add vintage horses like Ptoooooooo or Filho da Puta
>>282155670Nigga it's a horse.
>>282132560
>>282135476Same. A few months away from getting wizard powers.
I find it funny how game Urara is a bundle of joy and optimism but by all accounts the actual horse was kind of cranky and not very fond of people. Rest in peace you grumpy grandma.
>>282159984she chilled out in retirement, which is what uma urara is based on (most umas are based on their irl counterparts post-retirement)
There's countless racehorses who never amounted to anything, never won anything, and died completely forgotten.Why was this one different?
>>282160321I love Kingu and Urara together
I don't know how to feel when seeing all this fan artI naturally smile at the cute girl even as pain stings my heartIt's so conflicted, and I dislike it
>>282160321King Halo makes sure to NOT become like her mother when raising Urara.
>>282132560Noo! Not muh twitter trendhopping game
>>282155854I sometimes use butter instead of oil when cooking, I'll have to try it knowingly sometime.
>>282161267You've probably eaten it before if you like Chinese food
>>282134806>That's the best part.How?
>>282132560bros why do animals even die...? we are made with the same materials we eat so why can't we just replace everything just like a machine getting new pieces...
>>282135240She looks like the loser that promise herself to only reveal her feelings to her trainer once she won an actual race but since she never did she never score hiding her feelings forever
>>282161867I choose to blame a certain tribe for that.
B-B-BWEEEEEEEEEEEH
>>282161150You sound fun at parties
>>282162179I dont go to parties
>>282162328I can tell
>>282162341nta but most people partying is an american thing. People don't really do that shit outside of america
>>282162376No wonder foreigners are such buzz kills
>>282132560>>282156481kys
kaaaafeeeeeeeee
Let's play goo goo adults.
Guess I will need to bust to mares today...
>>282160206Literally just marketing.
Can someone post rice shower and urara in their casual outfits? I like that urara overalls outfit.
>>282162728With our life on the line
>>282132560NEVER GIVE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Smol
>>282132560All of those WHORS should be DEAD.
>>282161466If you need someone to explain you're ngmi.>>282154664>Have people ever encountered a real horse before>What she died from is actually really easy to die fromI? Seldomly.She should be surrounded by some of the most knowledgeable about horses people in all of Japan tho.
>>282149824how about greatest horse period
>>282169638Not even close.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bucephalus>Alexander was so grieved at the loss of his horse that he named one of the many cities he founded after him, as Alexandria Bucephalus.
>>282166071AHHHHH HARU WATCH OUT FOR THAT VILLAIN SHE IS BAD LUCK
>>282132901Who the fuck came up with this schizo head cannon? No, they were never reincarnations, you fucking retard
>>282141349POLSKA GUROM
>The Pony Express was a precursor to the relay race
Umas decided life was easier to just race each other instead of taking over other races for their males.
>>282155670poetically they were born to run super fast and entertaining and changing human discourse is insanely huge for animal to accomplish, especially one to win the hearts of millions. Its like how no matter how retarded you are there is a higher being that you won their heart over and making run around on earth like his horsey
>>282170954the steel ball run...
>>282132560This is a great English translated article about Haru Urara's rise in popularity and her final race in August 2004, which was actually a sibling showdown against Haru Urara's sister Mitsuishi Flower and her brother Onozomi DoriThe star of the underdogs is also active in Uma Musume! Looking back on Haru Urara's losing streak in Tokyo Sports Newspaper Company: https://note.tokyo-sports.co.jp/n/n27afefb4b27e
>>282149824A TREMENDOUS MACHINE
>>282149824they'd never do a korean racehorse would they?
>>282132560Only 2 left from the OG roster.
>>282173440I always forget that Gold ship's career is much more recent than a lot of the other OG umas
>>282149394Yet not a single day has she tasted human cock when other mares her age has already had several dozen by then
I like to imagine that Haru never confessed to her trainer because she never won a race(she was planing to do that with her first win) making parallels where she never score
What kind of career would a kid of Stay Gold and Haru Urara have?
>>282150326You know, with the amount of apparent inbreeding thoroughbreds get, part of me fears the equine equivalent of Habsburg Jaw.
>>282138963No, collic is the horse equivalent to an old person getting a stroke. It can happen suddenly, usually because of their age, and she was eating more than just rye grass. The shipments were being split up because of how much of it there was.
>>282175453Still in Love
>>282173582the project literally started while he was still running
>>282175776My wife
>>282175776>Even after all this time I'm still in love with Still in Love.
>>282175876that's my point, whenever I looked into the OG horses a lot of them were running in the 90s or early 2000s, meanwhile gold ship was born in 2009
>>282175955I wonder if he had any imput on her design, since he and Still in Love were so close.
The final lap is close for our Oguri.
>>282175955Cute
>>282175955i just need more 1-on-1 yandere stories to read, man...
>>282172976Is there a map of horse girl IRL origins? Wasn't grass wonder and El both from Tennessee?
>>282132702>>282132760>>282140971Since Haru Urara's father, Nippo Teio, managed to live up to age 33 on August 16, 2016, at Urakawa Yushun Village AERU in Urakawa, Hokkaido, people expected Haru Urara to surpass her father's lifespan since she was never bred and never experienced any major illnesses or surgeries. However, Nippo Teio did live in a more luxurious environment than his daughter at Martha Farm in Onjuku, Chiba Prefecture, which could explain why Nippo Teio managed to live so long. https://aeru-urakawa.co.jp/https://aeru-urakawa.co.jp/horses/https://x.com/aeru_jobaCurrent status report of retired horses (Summer 2024): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKq6QlPZI7g
>>282179862Nakayama Festa currently lives at Urakawa Yushun Village AERUhttps://x.com/aeru_joba/status/1779069745234604525
>>282179898A dork denied her carrots.
>>282179158>six fingers
>>282154664Spent two hours walking back and forth across the paddock with one of my aunts horses (out of fucking 28) to get the stupid thing to fart wasn't that unusual for me growing up. Best perk was the "Horse Camps" during summer where young girls (between 12-17 years old) would come and live with us for a week
>>282180333Spoken like a sex offender.
>>282180484I was about 12-13 years old
>>282149758
>>282181184So basically, they are like Logan Paul and Guy Jin McWeeb
RIPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXnU2JbJjl4
>>282136295Oh thank the Gods, the masturbation arbiter is here..
>>282181184>Gomenasai, my name is Grass Wondah-Sama. I'm a 30 year old Uma Musume (horse girl for you isekai human gaijins)
>>282160321>>282161093They should have yurisex to make more umas.
>>282181739
>>282182104
>>282132560vaxxed?
>>282179178
>>282184643All ugly.
>>282172976Missed opportunity they haven't done anything with the racehorse the IRA kidnapped for ransom and most likely killed.
>>282184972>most likelythey literally killed him while trying to kidnap him because he was being too uncooperative
>>282184972Why are all these horses involved in such shady business
>>282185356Lots of Horse breeders in the UK are Irish.
>>282179898Why so pouty?
>>282179862What the fuck? I'm not even a horse and I want to live there
>>282132560This is literally the lore for her becoming an uma. Right in the first anime it talks about dead horses reincarnating as horsegirls. Why do tertiaries talk like this?
>>282185782I don't say this lightly but I think you're being obtuse.
>>282185782>Right in the first anime it talks about dead horses reincarnating as horsegirls.No it fucking doesn't.
>>282185877>>282185919You didn't even watch S1. Why the fuck are you wasting time here?
>>282185969You clearly watched it while high on something.
>>282181184Hahaha. Cute.
>>282132749i think that was the initial premise but got quickly scrapped for the current one
>>282185356Because of all the money involved and at stake, horses and rich people go hand in hand.>>282185119>>282184972From what I've heard the horse (he was called Shergar btw) broke his leg while they were transporting him and that's why the IRA killed him. They put him out of his misery and then dumped him in a bog somewhere. Many such cases.
>>282187700at least he did breed a few mares before he went
horse
rip horsey I never knew about you until now
>>282154664I briefly got a job cleaning the paddocks of some old lady teacher's farm. One of the young mares... how do I put this... decided I was "her fella" and eventually got mad I didn't reciprocate. And, I guess, one of the stallions got jealous of the attention she gave me, and got aggressive with me.
>>282188771you fat ugly bastard...
>>282188863All I did was pet her snout and call her a nice horse...Then she starts flashing her dripping pussy at me, and winking her cervix...The only female in my life to do so...
"To be honest, she had a selfish and troublesome personality. Her customer service was zero, and when visitors seeking interaction approached, she would immediately turn around with a huff. Her reception was not 'salty' but a 'butt-response'," he reminisced fondly."She had it coming.
>>282189262>shows you her butt>you get angrywtf do you want
>>282188771NTRing a horse...
>>282188969real
>>282132560HA, she never score
>282193252fuck off and die already, mugino
>>282193252Haru Urara was involuntary celibate due to human greed. Her second owner was a female con artist named Mihoko Anzai who lied about needing money to pay the stud fee for Deep Impact and Stay Gold to breed with Haru Urara. Instead, Mihoko Anzai took the fan donations and ran away while keeping Haru Urara in limbo long enough that she completely missed her peak fertility years. By the time, Haru Urara was rescued at Martha Farm, she was already too old to be able to safely give birth to horse babies.
>>282167988>I? Seldomly.She should be surrounded by some of the most knowledgeable about horses people in all of Japan thoSadly not, she's loved by the people but abandoned by the industry and only taken care of by a small farm. She's still a loser without any breeding value
>>282132560GRASS fucked Haru Urara.
>>282132901Implicitly and obviously. The horses here literally got isekai'd in uma musume from our world to their world. They literately have the same names and all. Unfamous and nameless ones becomes mob umas.
>>282196426>tail mutilatedNYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>282196695what are the odds she just has it shoved up her ass or something
>>282196755
>>282196755wait but that would mea--
>>282196785the secret to Tazuna's fat ass is her tail bunched up under her clothes
>>282132560RIP, she was very cute in the show.
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