>watch bakemonogatari >wordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswords>close player>delete file>watch something else
Sage
>>282154269swords?
>watch nisemonogatari>audibly utter "this is kino, this is cinema" every five seconds
>>282154269>learn japanese to watch bakemonogatari without the subs>get to appreciate the voice acting and visuals even more>can listen and eat toofeels good
>>282154269It's popular with women because the characters never shut up and do anything, we have to listen to them talk about muh feelings for minutes
So glad this shit still filters both shonentards and anti-echi tards alike. Sure we get the actual weird pedos sometimes but they are infinitely less anoying.
>>282154269Are you me?
>>282154269>wordswordswordspfffft
>watch bakemonogatari>no cooking>nothing being baked>close player>delete file>bake something else
Monogatari is high art. You wouldn't understand
>>282155051Isn't that Snake pov?
>>282154269>wordswordswordsBased OP, I recommend you watch Texhnolyze instead.
>>282155096Kinda. That's Shinobu lunging at Nadeko, but she's facing away from her.
The worst part is the atonal piano music playing in the background the entire time.
>>282155191How can it be atonal when the piano is producing tones?Checkmate musicians.
>>282154635Is it popular with women? I can only imagine those pseudointellectual art hoes liking it for the aesthetics.
>>282155191Sutekimeppou? It's awesome.
>>282155217>>282155191Why does Sutekimeppou sound like the beginning of Golden Brown by the Stranglers? I know Take Five is the obvious inspiration, but still.
>>282155213Never seen that claim before. I could see some liking it I guess.
>>282155234It does have some untapped potential for a female audience. I can see some femcels literally me-ing as Hanekawa or Crab, the aggressively smart damsel in distress who's just too perfect for a relationship and the crazy hot sharp-tongued bipolar bitch.
>>282155233I can see it. It's not uncommon for parts of songs to sound similar.
>>282154269Like always, 'gatari filtering retards, as it should be.
>>282155361Explain how watching anime supposedly makes you a smart person.
When people talk about how good or enjoyable something is, they aren't trying to get you to watch it you addle brained main character syndrome zoomer.
>>282155443Sorry for making you seethe so much just because I don’t like your precious anime, fag.
>>282155539That's some nice cope when all I said was you should rid us of yourself since nobody asked anything of you.
>>282155573Yeah sure whatever mr. "I'm in my 20s and I'm an oldfag btw". Are you on the spectrum that you feel a strong urge to seethe about other people's preferences?
>>282155587I'm not the one that made a thread seething about how much they ended up not liking something my dude. You should see how much I'm "seething" while I sit around watching youtube and scratching my balls.
>>282154269Successfully filtered.
>>282155601Where exactly did I say in my post that I didn’t like it? Maybe it’s just impossible to discuss the old series with other anons without the thread being bait.
>>282155675Fuck, I forgot to attach my crab picture.
>>282155675Which post is yours at this point? Do try to not appear retarded.
>go to 4chan>words words wordsYou'd think monogatari is their fav anime
Brunette Crab is best Crab.
>watch monogatari>swords
Crab posters are worst gatarifags. Cat people are nicest
>>282155975Crab posters don't even think about cat people
>>282154269Brainlet
>>282154269Bake and Nise were gorgeous (QUALITY aside) and hot, why did the later seasons and movie turn into ugly gay looking shit?
>>282154678I remember thinking I must be becoming retarded because of the first ep
I don't much care for Hitagi
>>282156686Might you be gay?
Tsukihi or Karen? Who is more deserving of endless mating press
>>282156686That's ok she's an acquired taste. The true test for faggotry is monkey anyway.
>>282156914That's not even a question, Karen wins every time.
>>282154269It always was pretentious shit carried only by character designs and Araragi's amazing VA.
>>282156973L take fr
>>282154269You don't like the cute girls and the amazing soundtrack?
>>282155691>Which post is yours at this point?It’s just you and me on this site, fag. I typed every post.
But is it more words than Katanagatari? I never watched bakemono.
>>282157002>>282155539Then here, idiotic worm like crab enjoyer
>>282157014Yes because of the length. If we count words per minute it would just be similar.
>>282156999They hate fanservice, direction that doesn't mouthfeed every plot point and skips around, dialogues that are in-character with subconscious motives are pretentious and a god tier and varied ost is just not hype enough.
>>282154269>open OP's thread>wordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswords >close thread>delete browser history>open some other thread
>>282157141Then who was reply?
>>282154269>Watch anime>Words words words >Close player and find another anime>Words words words >Close player and repeat >Realize most anime is slice of life romance, and rom com where nothing happensAt this point I'm better off watching Hallmark channel
>>282154269>browse /a/>weakbaitweakbaitweakbaitweakbaitweakbait>close tab>fap>back to /a/
Snail has the worst songs in the series.
>>282157277As much as I hate to admit it, it's monkey.
>>282157299Her meh first OP is balanced out by her second one being a banger.
>>282157330None of them are my style. Though she does have top tier EDs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj7NYQb9njs
>>282156914they have the same genes as their brother, just differently expressed, therefore it would be extremely gay.
>>282157277>Mathemagics and Perfect Slumbers that lowOof, to each their own.
>watch katanagatari>swordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswords
>>282157277It's pretty hard honestly
>>282157658>07734 this lowAre you deaf or something
>>282157756The novelty never resonated with me at all
>>282157450
>>282155254>he doesn't know
>>282158500Know what? Can we make Ougi the one they want to act like or no?
>>282154269Sounds like propaganda from a butthurt dubfag desu.
I will never have this
>>282159040Did she mean Cat there?
>>282159084no
>>282159040Everyone wants a psycho girl until they actually spend time with one
>>282159112Snake?
>>282159201I would try at this point. Been with sp called normal girls and they weren't any less psychotic under the surface. Admittedly not the ideal.
>>282158467The "page full of one word over and over" that horror-ish light novels love was popularized by Boogiepop. Although in that case, it was a guy "no one" over and over because he was trying to remember the lyrics to an Oingo Boingo song while watching his monster girlfriend eat some chick they just killed.There's a LOT of Boogiepop influence in Monogatari.
>>282159296>There's a LOT of Boogiepop influence in Monogatari.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8B_a0ZHNj8
>>282159262You have my sympathies
>>282158467>autistically read every single word in wordspam to immerse yourself in the mind of the narrator as much as possible>just gloss over it What do you do /a/?
>>282159296The Boogiepop influence is super apparent in almost all urban fantasy that came out afterwards. Practically all of Type-Moon, PS2 era Shin Megami Tensei and Persona 3, Nisioisin...Like fuck, the entire concept of Counter Guardians in Fate as phantasmal guardians emerging from the anima mundi during times of incredible danger to the planet is ripped straight from the first Boogiepop novel.
Hitagi Senjougahara is the ideal woman for me. Including the hair colour and the violence. I love her so much, I want to fix her. Also her songs are so romantic, a bit yandere, just the perfect type of yandere
>>282159645Also, the OST of Phantom fucks so hard. Now I gotta listen to the entire thing again. For anyone else's information, there's also a pretty obscure Yuki Kajiura album from 2000 called Music Album Inspired by Boogiepop and Others. "Sad Bird" sounds like the kind of song youtubers would abuse to hell and back like the SH2 OST if they knew about it and Daphne is just a damn good track.
>>282154354That's right. Swords. The twelve legendary Deviant Blades created by the swordsmith Shikizaki Kiki. Zetto Kanna, held by Komori Maniwa. Zanto Nakamura, held by Ginkaku Uneri. Sento Tsurugi, held by Meisai Tsuruga. Hakuto Hari, held by Hakuhei Sabi. Zokuto Yoroi, held by Kanara Azekura. Soto Kanazuchi, held by Konayuki Itezora. Akuto Bita, held by Nanami Yasuri. Bito Kanzashi, a self-possessed sword. Oto Nokogiri, held by Zanki Kiguchi. Seito Hakari, held by Rinne Higaki. Dokuto Mekki, held by Hoo Maniwa. Ento Ju, held by Emonzaemon Soda. Those are the swords you're referring to, right? Of course you might just be talking about the concept of swords generally, but that seems unlikely for someone posting in this thread wouldn't be aware of the most relevant sword story among the stories composing "Monogatari": "Katanagatari".
>>282159823What do I watch from Boogiepop?
>>282159739
>>282159873Phantom. Only Phantom. You're going to be incredibly confused as to what is happening if you haven't read at least the first light novel since Phantom takes place between the first and the second LN, but there's an entire episode, the fifth, I believe, which is dedicated to exposition dumping what you need to know to understand the story of Phantom.
>>282159940I don't mind. I'll treat it like a trailer for the novels if I like it.Why not anything else?
>>282159873By the way, don't expect to hear the best tracks of the Boogiepop OST during the show itself. For some reason like 80 percent of the tracks on the OST never play in the show for longer than a couple seconds and the OST is more like an, uh, image album of sorts to the show and the setting than a collection of all the tracks that you hear during Phantom.
Monogatari would have been more entertaining if instead of Mayoi hell we got Hitagi taking the piss with Tsukihi and Karen but getting rekt by Mamaragi. Also a Mamaragi arc, explaining why Koyomi went to become a police officer. And how the fuck she has 3 children despite never being home.
>>282159989Thanks for the heads up, I'll check the ost separately.
>>282159998>boss bitch mom>non-existant father>boss bitch daughters>femdomfag son
>>282159972There's not much else. There's the recent adaptation, which is to say, six years old, I think, but that one blows. I'm sort of afraid to utter a name so shrouded in curses and bad juju, but Digibro had a decent video trilogy about why that adaptation didn't get the novels at all back when the show aired that I am not entirely sure still exist on youtube.
>>282159892Unconditional obedience for the rest of my life.
>>282157377Hard agree, probably my secon most favourite ED
>>282160081Alright gonna be movie night tonight. English novel releases and omnibus volumes seemed to only care about 1-6. Do you know if that's a good point to end it because it seemed like it had more in Japanese. Also I enjoyed that Yuki Kajiura album as an appetizer so much I hunted down a flac version. Thanks.
>>282161191I grew from indifferent towards it to liking it a lot. That very rarely happens because me being indifferent is more of a death sentence than not liking something. I think my critique would be that it sounds kind of generic but in the context of Hana and the heavy themes there I find that it's just what I need to feel a bit of comfort.
>>282154269>watch nisemonogatari>get psyoped into seeing my little sister as a woman instead of a stupid 20 year old bratSo this is what brainwashing looks like...
>>282155213Why would the fanservice harem with a limp dick horny Mc be popular with women
>>282161558I was immune to it. In general monogatari only re-enforced my preferences instead of giving me new ones.
>>282161436Sort of, yeah, 1 is a self-contained thing, 2 and 3 are a duology that I personally didn't really like, 4 and 5 are both self-contained stories that I hear are pretty damn good but I haven't read those just yet, and 6 is a prequel story that supposedly has really good action scenes but is also sort of superfluous lorewise. You won't have stories left halfway done if you read the novels 1 through 6 if that's what you are asking.Glad you liked the album.
>>282161558You're not attracted to your sister anymore?
>>282162209Yeah that's pretty much what I was asking. Turns out it's even more self-contained than I thought which is nice.
>>282162271Pro tip, I think it helps if you go in expecting a pretty well done pulp series rather than modern light novels because even novel 6 came out as far back as 1999 or so. It's not an anime tropefest in the way modern light novels are expected to be, is what I mean to say.
>>282162490I'm going off of vibes more than it having anything to do with anime really.
Someone explain Hana to me. What is Tooe talking about?
>>282154648
>>282162238No i am attracted to my sister but i also recognise it's not an organic attraction stemming from how attractive (she's okay, nothing amazing) or how nice she is to me (we both aren't very emotional or attached). I know my attraction to her is because i have been exposed to brother sister incest related nip media from the age of 14 every single day
>>282156914Tsukihi is a starfish and Karen leglocks.
>>282164917Karen will pound YOU in the amazon position.I remember reading that Tsukihi is staying chaste with her boyfriend so far.
>>282154269what did you expect? its literally a monogatari
Is this the thread?
>>282166036Every thread is lewding over flirty snake, she's irresistibly hot, even for non-pedophilic viewers like me(Crab, Math and Ougi are my favourites)
>>282165020That's some excellent thigh definition right there
>>282166249>Crab, Math and OugiGood taste
>>282166249I haven't been in a snake lewding thread in forever.
Do female friends actually shower together IRL like Hitagi and Hanekawa do?
>>282166633From my limited experience (sister), no.
We need to fix Snake's reputation.
>>282166633Female friends are far more casual about nudity around each other than male friends are (though if you're in Europe rather than the puritan USA then nudity between close straight male friends isn't anything to be shocked by either, speaking from experience), but no, showering together isn't really a thing that female friends do, no.
i prefer katanagatari because it didn't immediately devolve into PDF fantasy
words good
>>282167574You just have to ignore the pedophilic parts and enjoy the flirting/romance with mature girls like Hitagi and Hanekawa. Also, Katanagatari had 2 couples in which men are drones doing the biding of bossy princesses. Very interesting.
>>282167574>PDF fantasyhuh?
>>282167894it's how online platform censorship has broken young people into writing "problematic" things. initially to avoid bans, then it becomes second nature.suicide = unaliverape = grapepedophile = .pdf-file (PDF)etc
>>282168066Why are they so obsessed with pedophiles? Loli content looks nothing like cp.
>>282168066I hate it
>>282168066damn, i thought pdf was just a funny internet term like an hero, ill have to stop using it now
>>282168128I remember seeing this image in a certain place...
>>282154765Lmao
>>282168421Wasn't me, but I can guess where.
>>282157014I liked katanagatari more desu
>>282168482So how do you know..
>>282157277Monkey is the worst. It's not even bad, just all the others are great
>>282159040My gf says shit like this all the time, she's a self-aware autist
>>282168555Because this isn't my first day on 4chan.
>>282168611i bet crab is hotter though
>>282159861I love how the definition of swords just keeps getting more loose throughout the series
>>282168631
>>282168631I don't know if we're thinking about the same thing...
>>282168666Eroi pose!>>282168684Well then just tell me where you saw it then!!
>>282159040Monogatari and crab in particular has gave me fantasies of 'fixing' violent, malicious, mentally ill women. I am looking for my very own bpdemon. Thanks Nisio
>>282168661Can't argue with that, she is best girl
>>282168744Have you read Aku no Hana?
>>282168736You first..
>>282168744I don't think crab is malicious, she's fucked in the head, but she's trying
>>282168780Rude. I dunno what thread you're talking about but I'm guessing /trash/
>>282168831That would be corrent, more precisely /ntr/ ...
>>282168774>Aku no HanaNo! What about it?>>282168820She changes a lot with the years. Rewatch the first episode of Bake, she's very hostile towards Araragi, I think she enjoyed hurting and humiliating him.
>>282168850Lewd, but no, that wasn't me, I don't go there anymore.
>>282168862It has my favorite demon. I recommend it if you're not intimidated by 60 chapters.
>>282168927I'll see if I can read it! Does she top manga Misaki Nakahara? I prefer her over the anime version, but she's the real deal, I think borderline personality disorder is namedropped by her psychologist.
>>282168892I was very interested to see where it would go but sadly it was cut very short with only a few replies... If you don't mind me asking what did you used to do there?
>>282168990I only ever saw the anime but I'd be willing to bet. Also don't be put off by the art at first. It gets better fast.
>>282169004That's mostly why I stopped posting, nothing ever lead anywhere, and I enjoy both (or all three?) sides of it if that's what you're asking, just depends on my mood and the other person.
>>282169059Which girls?
>>282169174That'd be an extremely long list! I like a lot of girls and could probably get into it with most of them if I was in the right mood.
>>282169272I mean you still have to have your favourites and also favourite type of bulls...
>>282154269The constant fanservice in Nisemono was a bit tiresome. I can only handle so much random softcore pornography, please get back to fights and plot
>>282169296Maaybe, but I don't want to out myself like that! Most of my favorites are from gacha these days anyway, as for bulls I'm boring and just like manly charming guys most of the time but black, shota, or even dogs can be nice too.
>>282169327>fights and plotDamn things flew over your head huh
>>282169397I hate how popular gacha girls are since I don't know any of them..
>>282169468Understandable, at least we both like gatari girls. Tell me some of your favorites.
>>282169533I mean you're posting her.. And I would not mind seeing her with a very hung thug ....
>>282169586You and me both, a shame I have to leave pretty soon though.
>>282169659Same, It's getting late. But if you're feeling it you can drop a discord tag ...
>>282169416I like the series, but it's not exactly galaxybrain 2smart4you material. Just a slightly playful, postmodern take on popular tropes
>>282168664I guess somebody didn't watch Hero
>>282169756I never claimed it was galaxy brain, but claiming the "softcore pornography" is random is completely false. There are a ton of times it's used to characterize the protagonist
>>282168196dangerously based for a redditor
Why wouldn't women like Monogatari? Just look at this cute boy.
>>282171777nice 7s, but you misspelled body*
>>282171808I didn't misspell anything. I posted a cute boy with a smoking hot body.
>>282171851Are you sure you're not simply deluding yourself?
>>282171899I'm positive this is a boy.
I only watched Bakemonogatari like 8 years ago and there was this girl getting abused by invisible tentacles or some shit, I don't remember what the plot was, but in my head it's because she had promiscuous thoughts and subconsciously wanted it.
>>282171935Never seen boys like that
>>282171957That's Nadeko. She is Snake girl.
I rewatched Nadeko Medusa not too long ago and recently read some of My Twisted World. It's actually interesting how these two share a very similar kind of delusion, I guess the arc was pretty much Nadeko going ER but only being redeemable because she was allowed to go ER on an immortal entity..
>>282172104Get new material
Monogatari New Cour Wishlist (others can add too if they want):>Get to see Shinobu's (my wife) cheeks>More Absurdism and Surreal visuals>Yotsugi spins (viewed from above)>Easter eggs that reference other parts of the story or other Shaft properties>More nice sound direction (Acerola Bon Appétit had great sound)>Maybe accelerate to Nadeko nude island arc>More catchy intros with interesting art>Outro with emotion filled song>Get to see Shinobu's (my wife) cheeks>Hachikuji stumble fumbles
>>282154269>watch Bakemonogatari>get hard>masturbate
>>282172620Shaft has proven itself for the most part. The only bad arc in the series so far was Shinobu Mustard and that was Nisio's fault.So, with all that I think it's gonna be a great cour and my only wishlist is for Kanbaru (my wife) to make a small appearance, because I know nothing of her is being adapted yet.
>>282173043Poor Nobu getting cat mogged by the ghost girl
I don't mind it being very talky, but the constant jump editing is starting to give me a migraine
>>282155191You're making me go through the OST to find my favorite songs again.SANPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuLWRzvFFJIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI_Xpvlpi8Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJyPtpldb78https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSiFEXYiEaU
>>282173244Treat it as an action scene :^)Seriously though I never found the direction bothersome except the flashcards that I ignored the first time anyway.
>>282173292Sanpo is certified hood classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUbTefmjEDE
SHAFT owes me a Yotsugi pantyshot. NOW.Same for Nadeko, her only official pantyshot sucks.
Everyday I wake up I think Nisio Nisio and Shaft for making monogatari the biggest normalfag filter in anime.Casuals will watch bake, might get it but not really and either stop watching early on because they are too AHDH enough to sustain watching hours of uninterrupted dialogues or drop the show entirely the moment they reach Nise because the first 4 episodes have respectively; a guy molesting a kid, a slutty JC trying to seduce an older dude, a fully naked high schooler with a fat ass and finally a fully naked 6yo loli on screen for like 15 minutes (with also a fat ass).Eitherway, most normalfags will drop the show extremely early on and miss all the pure kinography that ensues in second season and owari. MAL numbers prove this, members are divided by half from bake to nise, obviously nowadays kizu should be watched after bake but it also passes the normalfag filter check by being just so bizarre while featuring naked hebes and the gym scene as well.
>>282158578>latex ougiyou have good taste
>>282173357
>>282173415Tbh the material never seemed like latex but I take what I can get.
>>282173292missed one.https://youtu.be/e68_Yvzuunc>>282173326what a smooth song.>>282173386More and more I come to appreciate normalfag filters, especially through the use of lolis. Ironically, you filter out the most degenerate of folks, the actual people who would let their fantasies dictate their realities, by sexualizing lolis. Lolicons know their fetish must stay as a fantasy since they know it would ruin lives if enacted. This is similar to someone playing some game with rape, but not interested in enacting it, or a girl reading the latest romance novel where the heroine inevitably gets assaulted but doesn't mean the reader wants to experience it, or playing some violent videogame not making you a school shooter. Normies somehow can't make that separation.
>>282173484This is surprisingly sexy, what arc is it from? As for Yotsugi, it is an intentional gag that you don't see her panties. We will see Yotsugi naked before we see her panties.
>>282173548That's the famous scene in Otori when she kicks down the classroom door, there's one frame of her panties but it's darkened out
>>282173580Talk about hidden
Perhaps the Doll panties that exist in your heart are more precious than the real thing
>>282173536Gatari has lots of chill songshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEBW_h0ExUQ
>>282173536I'm not even sure it is knowing not to act it out, it is the lack of desire to act. Most lolicon fanservice is actually relatively tame, typically just being a loli naked in the bath or something. This is because the lolicon is happy enough to see the naked body as it is. It could also be a sign of respect, not desiring to force yourself on a girl as seeing her happy makes you happy. The last thing a lolicon would want is to be the source of unhappiness for the girl. You'll also notice it is common for the lolis to be in a position of power or act as the initiator when the fanservice scene involves a male. All in all, lolicons hold their girls in reverence. It is like how Lewis Carroll would give gifts to Alice. Lolicons just want girls to be happy above all.
>>282173548I need more Yotsugi fanservice. https://files.catbox.moe/j1xchy.png
>>282173580People always act like these are attempts to hide them, but I'm pretty sure it is actually done for color composition a lot of the time. The darkness helps make sure your eyes focus on the right part. In this particular case, the panties may have been too obvious if they weren't darkened and would've changed the feeling of the scene if you caught them. The way it is makes your eyes go towards her upper half, helping emulate where your eyes would likely be looking if you saw her do such a sudden kick irl.
>>282154269yeah. Only good girl is crab anyway.
>>282173782The new dress she is wearing is already looking pretty good. Deep Doll Cleavage.
>>282173833sex doll
>>282173782>>282173833Doll sex
>>282173914
Is she really cold inside?
>>282173641is this an edit?
>>282174088It is from the future (a scene from the animated adaptation of Yotsugi Frank)
>>282173782remember how visa/mastercard banned any media with this content being made good times
>>282174149Not only did the Japanese find numerous ways around their faggotry, but they are also cooking up legislation against them. They are also going to be barred from this behavior in a few days when the EO comes through. For cards, it is so over. Doll butts won.
2deep4you
>>282174149Watching Monogatari could be grounds for an arrest in Texas
>>282174296its alrightyou can just shoot any cop that tries to arrest you and claim they were trying to violate your constitutional rights
>>282174221Slight correction on the few days part, I did the math and it take effect on February 3rd. So it is a bit more than a few days. Maybe they'll decide to cave earlier though because they are receiving a lot of backlash over this and it only drives people to alternatives. Although they may also hold out until the last moment so they don't get blamed by shareholders or whoever pressured them into doing it for backing down. I don't know why so many big companies keep doing shit that damages their reputation that they have to retract anyway nowadays. It is sort of like the standard bathic conclusion of a Monogatari story though.
>>282174088It's AI from our friendly neighborhood poster >>282173782
>>282174490I like to think she was left staring at Araragi like this sometimes when Tsukihi had to leave her in the middle of messing around with her.
>>282174490God she's so fucking bestWatched Monogatari recently and Yotsugi has SKYROCKETED to being one of my all-time favorite girls
>>282174696Doll thighs and belly erotic
>>282174696She gets exponentially better the more screentime she gets in the back half of the series
>>282159445I read them to people even.
I tried rewatching it and , dare I say, the magic seems lost to me.
>>282175478yeah theres over 100 eps and not all arcs contribute to a greater wholea consequence of nisio writing random nonsense about a thing that happened to a girl one time
>>282175589>not all arcs contribute to a greater whole
>>282154269>getting filtered by words
Yotsugi's thighs make me happy even on the darkest days. I also like the meaty mounds on the back of her pelvis you can see from time to time.
>>282176196Man of culture
>>282159861the pen is mightier than the sword - kana "hana kanazawa" hanezawa
The snek lewds in this thread are making me horny.
>>282176221Everytime I think of Zoku again I appreciate it more. So much Yotsugi ass in those tight pants. So much dialogue dedicated to having her pants ripped off and even a visual with convenient censorship. Nisio is already good at erotic teasing but Shaft takes it to the next level and also knows just when and how to place the rewards.
>>282157194A rogue Nadeko replicant
>>282176658Good.
What is this series about, really? It's always just lewds being posted, but surely there's a literary masterpiece or something behind it, right?
>>282177079Its about chunni delusions and growing up out of them, while still acknowledging that they matter.Just because its fake, doesnt mean it isnt real.
>>282177079The insane amount of lewds in these threads compared to the few praising the writing really shows what gatarifags value, despite acting smug about how “well-written” their series is. To them, witty dialogue (half of which gets lost in translation anyway) = Shakespeare-tier writing.
>>282177079It's a masterpiece. I can't explain it to you, you have to see it with your own eyes.
>>282157658Orange Mint is way too low on this list.Other than that, you and me could’ve been music buddies in real life.
>>282177079Other than being about the lewds (this is a lolicon otaku show after all), Monogatari is about oddities and manifestation. It is a world where paranormal creatures exist as the manifestation of the beliefs of groups of people. This is where the protagonist comes in. Araragi is so neurotic and overthinks everything to such an extent it gives him considerable influence in this world. This leads to him regularly encountering oddities, them personally bending to his will alone, and everything in his life being punctuated. He doesn't fully realize this as it is sort of the background recurring theme. A key part of the story is that Araragi never truly changes (the other characters don't really either, there is big highlight on this with the three undead lolis). It is pretty much a story that breaks down typical story elements through this for humor, Nisio's style. It may sound like it'd be cringe because of this, but trust me, every bullshit story ends up working out. It actually feels quite realistic to our often ironic world (how many times has it felt like things in your day oddly lined up and ended in a punchline). The lewds and art alone also make it worth watching, it is pretty much wall to wall sexy time.
>>282157658I like Shinobu but all her OPs should be bottom shit tier because ooga booga chants are boring as hell.
>>282175640If I wanted to read a book, I would’ve.
The ass
>>282165020>>282166359Which Fire Sister has the best thighjobs?
>>282177079It's your typical late 2000's "boy gets supernatural powers and helps cute girls with their supernatural problems", you know harem shit. Difference being the plot is told through surrealistic dialog between characters and does a bunch of shit you expect arthouse films to.
>>282178173No contest
>>282154269What's the opposite type of anime? Angel's Egg?
>>282178919jjk
>>282177504https://youtu.be/j-ks1F9bpikIt works better when the chanting is more the climax but personal tastes matter. I love it.
>>282178281churaragi's real super power is being able to talk to girls and has nothing to do with his vampirism.
>>282178133In the butt
>>282177277The dialogue is witty because care has been taken for the characters to talk like characters and less like plot exposition tools. They will comment on a thing on the surface but they might be thinking and feeling a different way about it and it's up to the viewer to theorize what's going on internally based on the slow familiarity gained with them over time. Add in POV and narrator changes and they manage to feel more alive than the classic anime tropes they fit into.The only thing lost in translation is wordplay based on Kanji meanings or phonetic similarities for puns. You can even get most of it on re-watches where you are less focused on the plot.
>>282177372It is lower than it should be probably. It's just hard to draw definitive lines after your top 10 or so. The rest of the tiers aren't that far apart.
>>282177057This snek is too erotic and provocative!Want to do it to her...
>>282181811>>282179802>>282173782top 3 erotic images itt
>>282179802Nadeko has a lot of hip thrusts. I remember one during her crashout in the classroom as well.
>>282177079It's about supernatural mysteries which all manifest around this extremely high-energy guy named Araragi. He solves these mysteries in between having lengthy shotuing rants about how much he loves to sniff & lick loli feet. He goes off on these rants in the middle of the street; the biggest mystery is how no Japanese cop has ever arrested him.If you want a comparison, Araragi is the EXACT OPPOSITE of Sakuta in Rascal Doesn't Dream. Sakuta similarly solves supernatural mysteries, but he's so laid back. So, so laid back.
>>282182107You want restrained Araragi all the time?
>>282182107His mom is a police officer. That might be how he stays out of jail
>>282182131I thought his parents used to drag him to the police station when he did bad stuff as a kid. I think it was mentioned when Ougi proposed that they would be easily believed by the police due to his parents.
>>282182395Either way he has plausible deniability with the three lolis. One looks like a lifeless doll, One most people can't see and one can hide in his shadow.
>>282183369All 3 are older than him officer.
>>282181951Yotsugi looks erotic in all these outfits
>>282176221I fucking need a statue of this version of Yotsugi
>>282184102Each cheek would have to be masterfully sculpted to make it worth it.
>>282184119If I had that Yotsugi I would rub my cheek against her cheeks every single day.
Is Monogatari full of WORDS WORDS WORDS? Yes.Does Monogatari at time kinda feel pretentious (I dunno if that's the correct word)? Yes, since it makes a simple statement of simple conversation into one with a lot of "fluff". Basically if you're a person who is annoyed with meaningless conversation (aka "this 30 minute conversation could have been summarized a 10 second email), you would be irked.But that's the point. The words are what makes monogatari great. If you dislike it, then you have shit taste, simple as. It isn't about anything else other than your appalling taste in women, in anime, in life.
Monogatari is about butts
>>282184274>it makes a simple statement of simple conversation into one with a lot of "fluff"I can think of no such example unless a character is assaulted at the same time. You make it sound like it's slow to get to the point when in reality it's the opposite. Blink or space out and you missed 3 points the characters made. Maybe people need to stop watching it for what happens because a summary of the series that way is extremely simple. It's when you notice how and why the events happen that you begin writing paragraphs.
>>282171957
>>282184659I swear Nadeko has the most graphic scenes of any Gatari. Literal hentai scene that couldn't be shown on Broadcast so they left it as BD only.
>>282181920You should.
Don't lewd the snake, she has changed.
>>282177079This place will overfocus on the lewd part of monogatari because it's the easiest ones to enjoy on an imageboard.Actually the ecchi part of monogatari are a small fraction in the whole franchise, basically only bake, nise, kizu, neko white and oni are actively lewd in some instance and really only nise is focused on ecchi.Hana has 0 fanservice, same for kabuki, otori, koi, tsuki and the entirety of owari zoku included.
>>282186030>only nise is focused on ecchiI consider people that hate nise for this and label it as the worst arc to be subhuman. Not only do they fail to enjoy tasteful fanservice but also don't realize it's the arc of the summer Araragi stops being a virgin. Of course it's gonna focus on sexy things.
>>282182051
>>282186166媚び撫子 is too powerful for me.
>>282185916You can't stop me.
>>282160070the ideal nuclear family
>>282186361You would not want your mom to walk in on you doing to a sweet girl like Nadeko...
>>282186460Is there any girl you would want your mother to walk in on you doing it to?
>>282185916She sure has
>>282186534Point is, do NOT masturbate to her, ok?
>>282184274monogatari is the opposite of pretentious. a pretentious show will say something simple but dress it up with artsy imagery to make it seem DEEP. monogatari will take something that's reasonably intelligent and present it as a silly conversation with a naked girl.
>>282186643Okay, sorry anon, I'll stop now.
>>282186755Goodjob! You will find out in the long run that It was never worth it. And be much the better for it.
>>282186691Look at those tooes. Was the Gaen family lineage something akin to shrine maidens warding off spirits or something? Or maybe those older traditions where a child is believed to be a medium for the gods? That's the impression I got.
>>282186806Not sure if I believe that but I guess we'll see.
>>282186886Seeing the images you're posting is making me think you're lying..
>>282186920I put it away for you but that doesn't mean I have to stop posting sexy art, don't suppress my free speech, anonymous!
>>282186643>do NOT masturbate to herAnd let her effort go to waste?
>>282186984Well as long as you did I suppose It's ok. But you might be affecting other anons in this thread..>>282186995That was the old her, a past she's kind of embarrassed from. And bringing it up for licentious reasons isn't good for anyone.
>>282187080She's learned to be proud of exposing her body, it's a treasure that shouldn't be hidden from anyone
>>282187080I'm not responsible for anyone else's misbehavior in the thread, the only one it's affecting is probably you.
>>282187152She is most certainly NOT talking about exposing her body, at most her forehead. And even then it would definitely not be for the pleasure of strangers who just want to reach down and...>>282187172A baseless assumption. I have just seen how Nadeko get's treated around here and know what would come if you keep enticing the anons who are regulars in these threads.
>>282187288For the pleasure of strangers...
>>282187288I don't think anyone is being enticed? Doesn't seem like it anyway, if I'm not enticing you then there's nothing to worry about!
Nadeko's first session with her hand was at 9.
>>282185045Post snek feet?
>>282159861you forgot one
>>282187383NOT, not for the pleasure of strangers, anon...>>282187410I'm just worried if these not so modest pictures continue to be posted it will for sure lure in some drifters just passing by the thread and well... You know what happens then.
It always turns out like this, doesn't it
>>282187484Snek feet.>>282187497We'll worry about that if we come (heh) to it, okay anon? If you stopped giving me (You)s I'd stop posting anyway.
>>282187493Some very interesting frames of Shinobu are contained in this WEBM.
>>282187565I love this pic.!
>>282187565You see this is what I mean. You have already attracted people who are looking for one thing and one thing only. And that image you posted is sure to rusttle some people and tempt them to onanism...
>>282187565NEETdeko sat in that chair for 12 hours a day
>>282187683Let people enjoy things!!!
>>282187585I'll back up my statement some
>>282154269you make it sound better than it is
>>282187752Oh I'm sure there's plenty of people enjoying 'things' right now in this thread thanks to your images.. Are you proud of yourself?
>>282187777Shinobu! I can see them! Pull up your top!
>>282187565>>282187748I think I'm going to start doing it now...
>>282163740just be yourself.
I hate to admit it but Snake autists are strongest gatari girl fans. No Monkey, no Crab, no Cat or Bat competes. I find Snake just ok but she has the biggest image folder by far. As a Monkeyfag, I kneel.
>>282187796No...I was just doing it out of boredom at first, I promise... but I'm too deep in to stop now...
>>282187585>>282187777>>282187803Super interesting
>>282187819
>>282187873The power is within you, anon. You can choose to stop at any moment and not continue this slow titillation of yourself and the anons in the thread. You already might have jostled an anon into doing THAT...
>>282187968I'm too weak to do it on my own...tell me to stop and I promise I won't post another tittilating Nadeko for the rest of the thread, if you really want me to stop, I'll do it for you, anon...
>>282187968The thought of doing it with another anon to Nadeko is actually pretty hot...
>>282188039No, anon. You are the one who needs to muster the will power to stop. No one else can do it for you, and look here now >>282188042if you're going to continue teasing anons like this you have to take responsibility since this is clearly your fault. I warned you about this..
>>282188091You won't even help me... some kind of friend you are! Fine then, I'll take responsibility...by posting more, and I'm going to start tittilating myself too, how about that! This is all your fault!
>>282188156I can't help you, anon. You have to help yourself. It's not too late to stop. You can still put it away and do something else with your time. The cheap thrill is not worth it!
>>282188190No, I can't, I already stopped tittilating myself once for you and I'm not stopping again, you know how bad it hurts? I put myself through that pain for you and you wouldn't even tell me to stop. The only way I'm stopping now is when I make it go down.
This haircut is so sexy
>>282188254It's already in your hand isn't it?
>>282188304It is, and you know what, it feels great!! Now hurry up and join me.
>>282188359I'm not going to be doing that, anon. But I'm worried for you. You know once you start It's so much harder to stop, and you already did it once so I doubt you're going to do it again. So I'm going to advise you in another way, the second best thing you can do is to just.... make it go down as fast as possible. Whatever that takes. Ok? I know you can do that I'm sure, and then you can go back to not as a debauched a pass time...
>>282173292for me it'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51o7dYNzYB0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl-ZMi-AFb0
>>282188437Even if I said pleeeease you wouldn't? If you really wanted me to make it go down as fast as possible you'd be helping me with it right now.
LEWD!
>>282188517NO! I will not be going down that route, sorry anon. But I do feel bad for you. So do tell me, what can I do to help you out in calming down?
>>282188595Can't get everything I want, I guess... just a few sexy Nadekos and telling me to cum... Deal?
>>282188254I like cheeks
>>282188648Ok, anon. I will indulge you this one time, just so I can help you go back to normal. But just promise me you will try your hardest to stop after and that you will stroke it really really fast for me, ok? I need that load out of you as fast as possible, do you promise anon?https://files.catbox.moe/stvmqq.jpg
>>282188753Ohhh fuck... edging... also I was naughty and looked up your posts in the archive and you're insanely cute and I'm gonna cum to you more later <3
VERY LEWD!
>>282188852Anon.... That was NOT the deal. I wanted you to promise me that you will and try and stop doing this. Not you have made me look like a fool, but still... You have pushed yourself so far, entirely out of your own volition I might add. So I might as well help out, empty those balls of yours . I can tell from the way you're typing and the images you use that they must be increadibly full and you need some help shooting out that musky load, am I correct?https://files.catbox.moe/wdfc6u.jpeg
>>282188996Waaah, yes, I promise I'll stop! I promise I promise I promise! I'll do whatever you want me to do, anon!! Thank you so much!! You're amazing! I'm sorry for embarrassing you I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry...
>>282188490Top picks for surehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMvep-utyJghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvAAWLD-W90Saying the soundtrack sucks should be publicly ridiculed
>>282189088It's ok, anon! You got it out of your system, I figure? And that's good enough for now, you just have to promise to be more careful in the future with what you post and what you say. You never know how you're affecting others in the thread, pushing them to lewdness...
>>282188996>>282189088I started touching myself to this too...
Stupid, sexy snake.
>>282189136I did, thank you, it shot out like a firehose... I'll be a good boy for now I promise!! Thank you!
>>282189239It's good to know you're a healthy boy. And I'm sure you will make good on our promise!>>282189151Another victim of anon's rampart lewd posting completely disregarding common decency! However, I need to leave for a little while but if anon is still here after I come back, I will try and help out, ok?
>>282189322>I will try and help out, ok?I'd very much like that~
Interesting turn this thread took. Is that normal?
>>282171777they do though, when I was in japan two weeks ago there was a monogatari x steins gate event with a pop up store and when I entered there were two women with one wearing a cap that had "Nisioisin" on it.
>>282189973Nadeko's ass causes spontaneous obsessions
>>282172620I mean, we were teased with more experimentation in a prior interview.Interviewer: We’re now at Shinobumonogatari. From your perspective, what makes the Monogatari series so engaging? Yoshizawa: That’s something I’m currently grappling with. Of course, there are always things I wish I had done differently. Off & Monster Season takes place after Koyomi Araragi’s main story has wrapped up. Thinking about what comes next, I wonder if it might be interesting to change up the direction for each arc. Interviewer: Oh? That’s an intriguing idea.Yoshizawa: Since this is the first Monogatari anime in a while, we kept things relatively straightforward, but now, I’m thinking about what direction we should take moving forward. Shinbo: The Monogatari series has been going on for a long time, so maybe it’s time to try something new. Even bestselling snacks or instant ramen change their flavors over time to suit the era (laughs). Maybe we should experiment with a different approach as well.
>>282154269>watch wdaxjawdja-gatari>it doesn't have Super Sayans fighting each otherWTF?
>>282177079if sakamoto days is people fightmonogatari is people talk
>>282189396My, my. That anon really caused quite the mess. If we were being honest it should really be him helping you out in this, since I'm sure it was his smutty posts that caused this. But I said I would help and I mean that. So what can I do for you, anon?
>>282189973It doesn't always happen but it's more likely than you'd think
>>282173833i love her so much. the only good thing about monster season that doll has somehow catapulted in front of all the other girls to become best girl
>>282174087the science doesn't lie
>>282175478>dumb bunny gets filtered by anime that have more words than her picture booksKEK
>>282190211room temperature...
>>282187748I take all my criticism against oh!great's manga back when he gave us the lewdest fanservice of the last cour
>>282190419I don't, but I'll jerk off to it anyway
I'm on the Cat part of Bake's LN so I'm almost finished. I love it so much I'm embarrassed I've never watched or read it sooner. I can't wait to see the adaptation. Snail a best
>>282190043>eventEh, women flock events in general
>>282190509What version are you reading?
>>282190600I'm reading a digital EPUB, if you're asking about translation, none I'm reading it raw.
I really wonder what kind of person nisio is, he sometimes gives me the sophisticated author vibe but also sometimes the impression of an extreme otaku
>>282190509Bake especially is worth watching. The direction is top tier.
>>282171777There is a good bit of araragi fanservice too
>>282190082Monogatari is about to get crazy and it makes me excited.
>>282190509that's great, I also loved reading the novels. though personally I think for maximum enjoyment one should first watch the anime and then read the novels. every additional dialogue in the light novels then feels like "bonus content", while when you first read the novels and then watch the anime every dialogue that was cut will make you dissappointed instead. though I would say this applies for every media adaptation
>>282190623jealous
>>282177079It's a supernatural mysteries / harem animeIt stands out because of great arthouse presentation and quirky dialogues, but the core is pretty simple
>tsugi coming out on october 16get excited for another arc of best girl. this means another yotsugi opening in 10 years, wooooo
>>282190715While reading there's plenty of moments where I imagine things get cut which is a shame, but it's fun reading it, knowing a SHAFT adaptation exists and imagining how scenes look in my mind via the little I know of how the anime looks via osmosis. It's pretty fun actively looking forward to watching it.>>282190828I get to hide my shame in not watching classics ala Monogatari in smug elitism in never having seen or read them in any form of translation.
>>282190509Anyone who hasn't read the LNs is missing outThe anime is a 10/10 adaptation but it just can't give you the full story
>>282190849I really hope she gets at least a movie for this arc since it is very likely about her creation. It would give a chance for Shaft to do something like Kizu again.
>>282191074>very likely about her creationI'm so glad that we're finally getting that arc. I thought it would never happen, but nisio is finally doing it. considering that this is still family season, the focus will be especially on the relationship between doll and kagenui and how they constitute a family or maybe nisio will focus on portraying the fight between kagenui and teori about who can keep doll like a custody battle. I wonder what the next 4 books will be about. I mean one book is reserved for the conclusion with araundo and tooe . if nisio isn't dumb then we'll also get a book for the continuation of math and when her father suddenly appeared. Which I guess leaves two books for which I have no idea. I personally hope that we get a book about araragi and crab having a child and shinobu becoming the child's sister, though I doubt we'll get that considering we already have an araragi family story in that same season.
>>282190865Shaft actually keeps most of the great moments and Nisio puts a lot in to challenge them since he knows they will follow it up. The only thing they really avoid is gore outside of Kizu because it can't really be hidden well for broadcast.
>>282191438I really want a story with Araragi's sisters as it would fit the name. There is also a possibility though that he does something different and starts a new Season.
Why has their relationship become purely carnal? What happened to doing vampiric activities together and taking on strong foes? What is Gaen gonna do if the power of the King of Oddities is unleashed?
Buttgatari
It's a T H E A T E R
Seems like younger anime fans (20s) appreciate this series just as much if not more than people who were teens in 2009. Unless this thread is old farts like me.
>>282173292Satoru kosaki is a geniuskei haneoka is good but doesnt come close
Sometimes I wonder whether I truly believe that Cat is a good character, or if I'm just really into anything that has the combo of short black hair, glasses, and gigantic boobs.
>>282190635Great authors are usually a combination of both sophistication and oddity. Like James Joyce and his fart fetish.
>>282193177You can think a character is good without being into them, like Kaiki. Unless...
>>282193177As a lolicon I can tell you she's a great characterBut I didn't really appreciate her until I read the LNs
>>282193246beautiful hangers
>>282193177Not exactly what you're describing, but pic related.
>>282192878The site where Araragi gets vamped? (Official art btw made before the rerelease)
>>282193389I want to see Tsukihi's breasts
>>282194547
>>282195062I know what I'm using tonight
>>282195210
Good naughty thread.
>>282195292Lore accurate Shinobu would be wearing a bandaid here and her hole would be staring at you.
>>282195441Sir this is a blue board.
The WEBM earlier almost tempts me to watch Shinobu Mustard just so I can find all the sexiest frames of Shinobu. Then again, I've heard it is boring and I don't like Gaen. People may also be lying about it though as they said Shinobu Mail was bad and that was one of my favorite arcs. It is very hard.
>>282195441
>>282195714you have the privilige of watching the BD version and could see if this makes shinobu mustard a more pleasant experience. have you watched everything except mustard?
Monogatari girls are the best.
>>282195724Other than being sexy this shows something else nice. Which is sticking really well to a character sheet. It is a fact about her that she wears nothing under her dress, so they stick with it. Character sheets and facts help bring characters to life.
>>282195779>have you watched everything except mustard?Yes and I really liked it, maybe I'm just too lazy.
>>282195780You posted the best of the best.
>>282195791I liked the bit in the Kabukimonogatari LN where Shinobu completely lifts her dress up to her chest and they comment that there's no way that's getting into the anime
>>282195824well, I think they changed quite a bit in the BD version for mustard. and ep 10 was like my favorite episode of that cour (after undo), so you should get to it before they start with the next cour
>>282154678>Bum Tickley
>>282195858They really are. I used to be a Cat hater but on one of my rewatches she ended up becoming a favorite.
>>282195898I wonder if they would've tried if Kabuki was longer. I'm not really sure how they would've shown it though unless they just used a funny out of universe censor.
>>282196005How could you ever hate Cat? I'm a Crabfag first and foremost but I could never hate her even if there is a rivalry there.
>we will never see something like this again
>>282196135It was probably a mix of a lot of things. I didn't really like her nerdy look, her personality wasn't really that attractive compared to a lot of the other girls, and I wasn't really that interested in her body type at the time.
>>282190167I wonder if it'd be possible to influence someone's preference like this before they can form their own opinions from watching the series?
>>282196216Hmmm, fair I suppose! At least you've realized the error of your ways!
>>282195780>>282195858>>282196005>>282196135>>282196289>Cat x Crab fanartFuck yeah.
>>282196289It's great being a bothfag.
>>282196162You never know anon. Nisio recently wrote an entire arc where Nadeko is naked for most of it. He could randomly decide to give another gracious Shinobu scene. Maybe if he delves more into Araragi family drama we'll get a scene where Hitagi joins Araragi and Shinobu in the bath or something.
Cat?
>>282196496Fun size
>>282196446Yes it is, I'm one of those weirdos who never really hates any character, I have my favorites but I can appreciate about anyone at least a little bit.
>>282196496cato
>>282196486>Hitagi joins Araragi and Shinobu in the bath or something.Crab will stand in the doorway and watch them take a bath together
didn't that one nadeko smut anon want to post another chapter? I forgot the name of the website
>>282196531Seems like something that would be revealed as a gag or punchline. "Master, what is with this woman in the doorway?"
>>282196572I thought that guy stopped posting after some faggot seethed over his posts. He really was the purest Nadeko fan.
Nadeko dayo
>>282196616Want to rub it all over her soles
Is this skirt length acceptable for the class president?
>>282196600I did a bit of digging and found his account https://archiveofourown.org/users/DeadWriterShin/pseuds/DeadWriterShin/works seems like he hasn't comissioned a new nadeko story since last time, but a hitagi one instead. I guess he wasn't as pure as we thought
>>282196812>Some of those characters Lol
>>282196678Everyone in her class has seen her cheeks at some point. I don't know if it makes them respect her more or not.
>could have had a nadeko anon milking me but got to the thread too latesigh
>>282197150Just open up Nadeko Draw and milk yourself
>>282197150Just use the posts and it'll be like you're having sloppy seconds.
>>282197231It's not the same without a cute anon indulging you though
>>282197258I jerked off a bit to them but that only made me want the anon more. I haven't lewded on 4ch for a while, been doing it too much on discord
>>282197287Sucks to be you then, I guess, go get one of your friends to finish you off.
>>28219735512nobu has gotten BIG
Someone post the blackedgatari invite please
>>282196877Imagine being Nadeko's classmateHow could you ever pay attention in school knowing how easy it would be to bend her over a desk
>>282159861
>>282196812nevermind, that's just the guy who nadeko anon comissions. nadeko anon is still pure after all.>54,435 wordsholy fuck, that's 1088 bucks that that one had to pay for all his commisions
>>282198124that one anon*
>>282198070Imagine being her classmate when pictures of her buds begin to get spread around. Imagine buying a strange artifact from the shifty guy who sells shit to your buddies, and it allows you to spy on Nadeko.
I've noticed fluffy bird with lips kinda looks like short haired cathttps://files.catbox.moe/1gmoma.png
Hey, at least you're not streaming.
>>282196507Same but I have clear favorites that I find myself being extra excited when they appear on the screen.
>>282169683fags...
>>282199786I kind of wonder if it is intentional somehow. An implication that Araragi is attracted to Hanekawa because of similarities to his sister. Kind of like he is attracted to Hitagi because her skinniness allows her to pull off a loli look. I feel like Monogatari is full of these crude implications about the characters.
>>282154269Absolutely BASED. They hated anon, for he spoke the truth.
>>282184659it looked like she liked it
>>282185045>>282185916>>282186166>>282186361>>282186534>>282200057She never said "stop"...
>>282195062ENHANCE!
>>282200093Nadeko is the perfect switch.
>>282195441Nopan Shinobu is an anime invention. She'd do it, but not all the time. She likes to dress up cute and that also involves underwear.
>>282200150>fine with either roleseeexxxoooooo
>>282200172Imagine how amazing the sex would always be, man.IMAGINE!Ararararagi is a fool for not having chosen her.
>>282200209Her pussy GRIPS
>>282154678>Monogatari but actually goodYou know, I've reached the conclusion that the reason I like some of Nisio's work but I've never loved any of it, is because the guy is a very shoddy storyteller. He can write characters (not great ones, but enough to get the job done), he can write dialogues which is his forte, he can even write isolated scenes well enough, but he can't actually write interesting, overarching stories. Go ahead, name a single story of his that works a narrative, and is longer than just a handful of chapters. I don't think he's capable of that.
>>282155157I recommend reading Gon, age of reptiles and Blame!
>>282200209>>282200218She literally mounted him nopanHe has no excuse
>>282200244Was she confirmed nopan here? There's no way.
>>282200093That's dangerous, anon
>>282200255Without a doubt >>282190048>>282200260The most dangerous
>>282200255Seeing is believing
>>282200417god she mounted him like a whoregod I wish that were me
>>282200432Where did a just-turned-14-year-old girl get these clothes without her parents knowing?
>>282200483She borrowed them from Tsukihi's closet
>>282200114Why are they like this?
>>282154269I watched all of Monogatari a few years back and I consider it a solid 9, but I just rewatched the Kizumonogatari movie because I wanted to rewatch a certain scene, and good god are they autistic. They animated Araragi walking, following the metro blood trail to find Kiss Shot for like 6 minutes. 6 fucking minutes of walking with no dialogue. And then, the expressions, how exaggerated they are, Araragi behaving like a spaztic retard upon finding Kiss Shot, stumbling upon the ground, crawling, flailing around. I can definitely see why it would put off a lot of people.
>>282200571How come a haircut was all it took for Nadeko to go from a sex goddess to a 6/10 dork on a good day?
>>282200746Araragi is a spastic retard
>>282200746>6 fucking minutes of walking with no dialogue.Yeah.It's called art, you troglodyte. Try to keep up.
>>282200255Typically when they focus so hard on a crotchshot it is because of a barely hidden pussy. It is like that scene where Kamideko runs up to Kaiki, her dress flies up, and then she gets flustered and starts kicking him. Many have seen Nadeko's pussy.
>>282200794She's still a sex goddess to me
>>282200794She has entered her dyke phase
>>282200794>>282200888>short-hair boy NadekoYou just have to flip her over and do her from behind is all>Captcha: JAV JS
>>282157019Hey anon, we’re almost at the bump limit. Honestly, bait threads seem like the only way to get any real discussion about Monogatari.
>>282200899I was gonna do that anyway
>>282200969Whoops >>282200918
>>282200991So, what happens after you flip her over?
>>282200899I rather doubt she can get into college and IIRC she doesn't even want to, so how does that affect her chances of getting over that phase? In my experience, it can either make it worse or cure it for good.
>>282196135Does Crab top both Cat and Araragi in their threesomes?
>>282201065Probably worse. She found doll pussy after crashing out over Araragi
I should probably stop coming to these threads, they're not healthy for anyone.
>Crab Monkey threesomelivingthedream
Which Monogatari character have you masturbated to the most and how much?
>>282201320>that one doujin where Crab would make Araragi fuck Monkey but always forced him to come inside her in the endFuck I completely forgot what it was called
>>282201368Monogatari Type Relationship
>>282201341Shinobu is the name I think.I didn't know where she was from though.
>>282201368>>282201375I'll be in my bunk
>>282201388I wasn't saying the name anon I was making a joke
>>282201046Itadakimasu
>>282201341Shinobu or Hachikuji to the point my cock has calluses.
>>282201403I'd eat that ass like a starving African child who just saw a cheeseburger
>tfw no femdom stapler gf
>>282201471 >stapler in mouth 0.35 seconds after talking to youfearbut also an erection
>>282201471I wonder if she'd make little catapults out of office supplies or be one of those people who fiddle with their pen until it launches out like a mortar.
>>282201341It's definitely Shinobu, she has the most materialBut nobody drives me wild like Nadeko
>>282201341Shinobu definitelyBut Nadeko invades my thoughts moreNadeko would be on top if the Fire Sisters x Nadeko doujins weren't all so samey. Y'all know which ones I'm talking about.
>>282200961Nah, it's mostly timing
>>282201341Crab, Cat and Monke in that order.
>>282201341Hanekawa is the only girl in the series with sex appeal so definitely her.
>>282200961Was a good thread, but 200 posts of Nadeko lewd posting and anons roleplaying isn't actual discussion. There was actually very little discussion for gaining new insights about the material.
>>282201748I want to gain new insights into Nadeko's butt
>>282201654The smooth armpits of a young girl (598)
>>282201779Beautiful artwork
>>282201779Young girl (598) (unemployed)
>>282201823She can learn to make her own donuts and then sell them
>>282201822ricman is a good artist
>>282201839She'd just eat her own donutsu
>>282201878Shinobu's donut...
>>282201929Shinobu's butt...
I love it when threads get this lewd.
>>282201929>>282201933Please, do not fantasize about Shinobu's donut
>>282201949But it's right there...
>>282154269>swordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordsswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordsswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordsWhat did he mean by this?
>>282201969It is strictly off limits
>>282201988Then why is it so defenseless?
>>282201985He accidentally mixed Toji no Miko into his Gatari folderVery common mistake you must understand
>>282201988I just want to kiss it, so cute.
>>282202004>>282202023Kissing is allowed
>>282201988Post bat feet!
>>282202045Great
>>282202046>>282202059wiggly bat toes
>>282202074In my mouth!
>>282202045With tongue?
>>282202084Just this once>>282202104just this once
>>282202104I like her expression here
>>282202120itadakimasu
This was a good thread
Why won't this thread die?
>>282202287Nadekomachines, Onii-chan
>>282202278I want to give both of these girls a little pat on the butt before they get in the pool.
>>282202278It has given one much to think about, to be sure.
>>282202287NANOMACHINE, SONThey harden in response to smug anime vampires
>>282201341Snake, more specifically like this.https://files.catbox.moe/lesipz.png
>>282202304That's sexual harassment.
>>282202278I just hope everyone had a good time :)
>crab bait thread hits bump limitare we the architects?
>>282202348Barely any Crab iit. As usual the girl gets no screentime next to Snake
Sneeeekkkkkbiiiiii
>>282202370because ur all horny hebephiles. I understand she's a sex bomb, but personally, I have a fetish for postpubescent women.
>>282202406Look at THIS anon with his JK fetish
>>282202406Isn't crab like 17 for most of it?
>>282202406I believe the word you're looking for is "herpephile"
>>282159040And then he walked her home gently
>>282202436Nadeko has such a great body
>>282159040
>>282202335It doesn't get better than this
>>282202464Shinobu's swimsuit here is very lewd
>>282202468Personally, I find naked loli backs to be very erotic. https://files.catbox.moe/5hjkdq.png
>>282202481I also like loli bare backwait what
>>282202481A man of culturehttps://files.catbox.moe/ulrjop.png
>>282202502Look at that bountiful Snail butt
Fine, one last fap before going to sleep.
>>282202507How many has it been so far?
>>282202527Just one. But I did touch myself several times to the thread~
>>282202569I would never let such threads dicktate what I do.
>>282202507Who's your favorite girl?
>>282202580You posted her.
>>282202505It's really something, isn't it
>>282202582Good boy!>>282202599I want to huff it
>>282202582Amazing choice. I bet you have done 'it' a lot to her in the past, right?
>>282202648What nicely visible collar bones.
>>282202648
>>282202683It moves!*squeeze*
>>282159204>virgin>snekLOL. LMAO even.
>>282202694honk honk
>>282202704who?
You wouldn't survive a game of Twister with Snek
>>282202746Well, neither would she
>>282202764By the end she would be, to use a technical term, super pregnant
>>282202770That's right. That's exactly right.
I see you guys have not stopped lewding snake in the slighest and if anything only increased your obscenity. I'm disappointed...
>>282202789I've simply been observing, so no blame would fall on me.
>>282202788If that sight were in front of my eyes I'd never pull outThe bear can watch
>>282202789If you cut it off, more come back to replace itIt's the Nadeko Hydra
>>282202828
>>282202809I see, so you're more of a victim of the general thread than anything? That's still not good. And could escalate into something more... harmful if you're not careful.>>282202828Is there really not cure for the way Snake makes anons in these threads act? Only pockets of small reprive before the burning lewdness comes back and they have to.... That would be very sad to imagine if true.
I need all four Sneks to just pile on me at once
>>282202869I don't think this thread has the time to escalate into anything harmful for me, so just appreciating the art will be fine.
>>282202898You're thinking about it in too short sighted of a manner, anon. It's not just about this thread specifically. There will be other ones like this, or even threads on other boards that are even more dangerous in which you can stumble in. You should not be letting your guard down just because this thread is almost over. Be vigilant and keep yourself safe!
>>282202956You're right... I should make sure to avoid dangerous threads and boards.It can be hard to know which ones should be avoided before entering though.
>>282202324kill yourself
>>282203013I absolutely understand. It can be very tricky, especially if there's nothing wrong with the op or subject. But then you enter and... It's full of anons posting lewd things and talking about subject matter that is not at all appropriate. And sometimes, even with good intentions, you can end up getting swept by the whirlpool of depravity. When that happens you just have to remind yourself that that was not your original intention and that you're better than this, and quickly get out of threads like that, ok? It's very important. Otherwise, well... I think you know what happens if you stay too long.
>>282203065Maybe I've been a bit desensitized to such inappropriate threads, so it's really hard to know when the line has been crossed before it's too late.
CUTE snek
>>282203097I'm sure it is, especially with how common they have become. So It's no surprise at all that you might find it hard to realize what's going on before you reach down and... begin stimulating to what you're seeing even if you had no such inclinations before. It's really about control I think. When you feel that terrible, terrible feeling come up, you just need to tell yourself STOP! WHAT AM I DOING! And quickly move on to another thread or something else entirely before you sucumb to the lewdness.
https://files.catbox.moe/wqhtwe.png
>>282203142I've never been much for such... crass activities, but I guess I've been thinking about it, at least. How it might feel.
>>282154678I actually had to drop this in the first five minutes. My eyes couldn't keep up with the subs any more than my ear with the dialogue. Jesus, what a tsunami of rambling
>>282203206That's good to hear, and honestly a very rare sight in this place. It's only natural that you would at least think about it from time to time. As for how it feels well.. you can sample some of the other anon's opinions on it, in this very thread even. But just be warned, even though they all say that it feels really good and they love to do it, that's only after and not before the uhm.. natural conclusion of such an activity. It's really the after taste, so to speak, that gets you.
>>282203259So actually getting there doesn't feel good at all? If I just stopped before getting to the end, it'd make it feel like it's not worth it, and make it easier to resist in the future?
>>282202857I've never really been a snakefag but god damn did the series spoil the shit out of them making it canon that ever snakefag can have their own snake.
>>282203316Well uhm, not exactly... The 'ending' is in fact the best and most powerful part of it, as other anons have testified in this thread, and really the major reason for why they do what they do in the first place. Really the goal is to NOT start it at all, otherwise well, you're really sadly forced to finish. As the feeling and temptation are not going to go away until the job is done. So I wouldn't recommend your approach at all, really. In fact it sounds like quite the torturous endeavour that is just going to leave you pent up and sensitive. And that's no good, anon....
>>282203393Oh... that might be a bit of an issue. I thought doing that could be helpful, and going over some of the stuff in the thread... well, you can probably guess.
>>282203447Anon... It's fully out, throbbing and in your hand, isn't it?
>>282203466That's quite an escalation to assume, but... pretty much.
I swear if neither of you fucks are females roleplaying this is just gay.
>>282203479Be honest, were you... touching yourself the entire time we were having this conversation? Even though we were talking precisely about the dangers of doing so? Anon, what are we going to do now? After you have taken the leap into lewdness.
>>282203499Maybe for a while, at least.I guess there's really only two options now...
>>282203516.... I'm disappointed. But still, It's human to err. And I would at least like to hear what you propose we do. As this clearly can't stand as it this for your own good and health.
>>282203545I think whichever is healthier for me, quitting half-way despite your warnings, or finishing up.
>>282203466>>282203479What the fuck am I reading
>>282203556I mentioned before how simply... stroking it without conclusion is very much certainly going to make you feel even worse, and is probably not very healthy at all! Anon, I'm afraid you're going to have to shoot out a big load for me, ok? I guess this is partly my fault and I should take some of the blame, so if there's anyway I can help, please don't hesitate to ask. It's not what I would have wanted for you, but you have gone this far, so we need to finish it, ok?
>>282203600*partially*
>>282203600I don't think it'll take me too long regardless, but... I've always been quite partial to swimsuits.
You go anon, shoot the load before the thread goes down.
Snekfaggots continue to be the same bunch of degenerate shitposters as ever, I see.
>>282203649I see... Well it doesn't matter now, I guess. Your top priority at this point should be to get it down as quickly as possible before you lose even more time on this lustful activity. So anon, you better grasp it firmly in your hand and stroke as hard as you can to these pictures. I know you're a good anon in hearth and this is just a momentary lapse of judgement, so I expect a nice healthy load from you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEtIhdq7_QQ
>>282203699It's done.I think the other anons may have been right. I might get addicted to this... but I'll do my best to stay my hand from now on as well.
>>282203757Well, It's nice to hear you're at least trying. And I would prefer if you didn't engage with it all, but I do know anons so.. And uhm, if you don't me asking, this is really just to make sure you're ok, was it a big and healthy one? It would be very devistating for me to hear that anons on here are not doing that great, health wise...
nadeko cute
i just woke up and saw page 10 and just wanted to bump the thread, how the fuck did the thread reach 620 posts?!
>>282203819You can't tell?
>>282203819Just look at the revolting posts above you...
>>282203800Oh, I feel much better already, that is to say, yes, very much so, thank you for indulging me on my misstep.
>>282203594Post the rest of this set.
>>282203908It's a h-doujin? I don't have it.
May darkness take you
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