Give Shinji a cuddle.
>>282165924
>>282165996why is he wearing a choker?
Give him hollowpoints.
>>282166074Symbolism.
Bvilt for Asuka
>>282166597Someone won't like this
>>282166740He can seethe impotently
>>282166597Nghh~ Asuka should ride his oversensitive dicklet for hours until he's putty in her hands >~<
>>282166597Built for choking Asuka, FTFY
>>282167165this is how watching the ending of 3.0+1.0 feels
Reminder that KawoShin is the ship with the firmest foundation. >Actually confessed his love for Shinji>Shinji blushed around him>Kaworu's death devastated him the most, it was the final drop that made him go insane
>>282167971Marin won.
>>282168063Kaworu is an ancient god who only used him as a representative of the greater human whole though, not to mention how he literally forced Shinji to destroy the only remaining source of comfort he had leftPeople want to talk about his dynamic with Asuka being toxic but it's tame by comparison
>>282165924I want to cuddle his prostate with my cock
>>282168150that might be, but it's like watching a extremely close race only for the winner to be someone who wasn't even participating until the very last secondit feels cheap, contrived and unearned
>>282168164Absolute sex god
>>282167165Shinji x gigantic women is the correct anwer
>>282168222>it's like watching a extremely close raceThere never was a "race", Kaworu was far ahead in the lead and Asuka was running backward since the starting line.
>>282168511who are you? I'm talking about Mari being an awful character
>>282168267jjw needs to do more Shinji sets
>>282168575The problem with Mari is that there really is nothing to talk about with her. The two characters literally don’t know each other (other than Mari being like his creepy auntie when he was a baby). And maybe that was the point. Resolve the debate with such a non answer people just leave rather than stick around and discuss it. And if so, so be it. It’s his movie after all. But I would still have preferred they depict Asuka’s happiness in the end, regardless of how it looked. Leaving that unresolved leaves part of Eva unresolved.
he's more into hand holding
>>282165924Sorry, Uncle Shinji, Asuka belongs to my DAD.
>>282170203Oh, that’s right.
>>282165924Reminder that Shinji is more hated than literal rapists and serial killers
>>282171030By whom?
>>282171064Weebs in general but especially women and spics
>>282170203rebuild establishes that holding hands is something friends do thoughcoincidentally, Asuka is the only character that consciously goes out of her way to avoid this, grabbing Shinji's wrist while leading him around after the ending of 3.33
>>282171230A fairly difficult group to please.
>>282171328Frankly, the impression I get was that anno really was trying to set up Asuka with glasses man. But when that went over as well as leukemia the strategy at Khara nowadays is to avoid talking about it entirely.
>>282170253>>282170203>>282171328And he's here.
>>282171461>>282170253>>282170203You know what I find funny is you always instantly start samefagging and spamming the moment you show
>>282171461>starts seething
So what actually triggers the Kensuke tard. Is it Eva overall or just Asuka?. Hard to tell when he throws a bitch fit every time he shows up
>>282171513Thanks for the (You)Anymore seething green text post you would like to make? Maybe some ACKtier samefagging or spam images while crying about Asushin.
>>282171520It’s Asuka. In their mind 3.0+1.0 was supposed to put an end to Asuka posting. Instead, it’s only continued to increase. Try to picture the frustration.
>>282171584You think he's gonna break from the script one of these threads? I mean doesn't he get tried doing the same shitposts in the exact same order?
>>282171656He does occasionally. They deny being a reifag but it’s a reifag.
>>282171418Don't misunderstand me, I don't think she avoids holding hands out of a dislike of Shinji, but the complete oppositeSince rebuild repeatedly establishes holding hands as a symbolic act of platonic affection, I believe that Asuka stopped herself precisely because her affection towards Shinji isn't platonicWe know as much due to her final scene where, despite claiming to have moved on, blushes like a schoolgirl upon hearing Shinji's confession
>>282173064She looking down retard. Man, you are fucking dumb
>>282173064Retard
>>282173671Retard
>>282173699Asuka/Kensuke was always planned
>>282173713You didn't play girlfriend of steel, didn't you?There Kensuke is characterized as a hopeless simp Asuka doesn't care about in the slightest, and is played for laughs
>282173671That's doesn't make sense. If you're gonna add Kensuke name to every posts at least come up with something funny. Like "only brown people thinks Kensuke posting is funny". It's a true statement
>>282173713>>282173732Why do you always reply to yourself? Like your post is 1 min apart.
>>282165996This looks like a female character from a low tier wishfulfilment romcom manga
I'm not even a Asushin shipper, I just like triggering the retard
If Shinji was a girl he'd be best girl and blow the other two out the water
>>282174451You know you can't still answer the question. The whole seething post after jannies delete your spam gets old? So did you post in a NTR threads about how being anti-NTR=self-inserting?
>>282174451Congratulations, you followed the script to a T. You samefaged, spammed, schizo post, got banned and instantly came back into the thread to seethe moreShinji fucks Asuka btw.
>
Reminder if you posted a image and just have ">" in the post it means you like NTR
KENKEEEEENNQUIT AVOIDING ME AND FUCK ME ALREADY, I'M OVULATING.
>>282173937Yup, that's Rebuild.
>>282174641I heard if you start seething and start typing in all caps or Kensuke posts. You're a NTR cuck lover who's throwing a hiss fit. That can't be true right?
>>282174695Man you love talking about NTR huh? Must have to do with the fact Kensuke is fucking your waifu.
>>282174695 It is, >>282174641 told me so.
>>282174726Man, you sure do love posting about Kensuke alot. Must be because you really love NTR and this is just projection.
This thread isn't even about Asuka. How'd it turn out like this?
>>282174922He doesn't like Asuka or Shinji. I honestly think he just hates Eva
>>282174956nobody hates eva more than the shippers that praise garbage like retake
>>282174956That's fairly obviousI don't even think he likes Kensuke as a character, just as a means of shitposting
>>282175078Well yeah. They use it the same way makimafags use ‘bang!’
>>282175229Wouldn't surprise me if he's a also a power shitposter. He does hang out in /csm/
>>282165924Make him say ''im a little bitch too weak to be called a man'' just before i fuck him raw, pinning him down.
>>282174922idk
>>282165924Shinji is the only good character besides Misato
>>282176260>choose>retard doesn't even know how to use past and present tense properly
>>282176260Why would she "choose" Kensuke when she "Chose" Shinji. Kensuke is only liked by cucks and ESLs
Shinji ≠ Sachiel
>>282177060But—
Tabris…
>>282177160?
>>282177603Did Shinji manage to kill Sachiel?
>>282177687No
Huh, what?
>>282176752Well her dad is American so maybe not.
>>282175779He'd probably like that
>>282171328Still mad they didn't fuck.
>>282181459That would make her a predator
>>282181475She IS a predator.
Have the superior couple.
>>282165924so cute
Why do people like this? I just recently watched Evangelion and it was...shit? I liked the Fly me to the Moon cover I guess and the ending montage song but I don't get why this anime in particular became so popular
>>282182925>Why do people like this?Plugsuits.
>>282165996Bravo Anno
>>282167787maid shinji is so hot.thanks fuyutsuki.
Why ares all Eva threads like this?
Neither one of them would have made Shinji happy.
>>282168155>how he literally forced Shinji to destroy the only remaining source of comfort he had leftYou mean when he faced him?
>>282184444>>282184262Did you really wake up to start samefagging? The only issue with this read is (you) and your NTR fetish.
>>282184444Checked
Fun fact: a mere presence of this man causes some people to seethe with rage and show various amusing reactions every single time.
>>282184700You really don't get people are baiting you
>>282184647>>282184262>>282184800Today I will keep reminding them
Buyed this figurine, what do y'all think?
>>282165996confident Shinji is disgusting
>>282185366That you're boring and really need to come up with new shitposts.
>>282185366You don't know English and this isn't even the first ESL shitpost you've made this thread
Reminder kids. All you have to do is reply to the Kensukefag and he'll camp the thread. Pay attention to his posts timestamps and the reused jokes.
>>282185586I KNEEEL
>>282185393Wrong Shinji.
>>282185676He fucked Asuka mad males people itt really asshurt
>>282185707Truth
>>282177502He does not make sense
No. I'll cuddle レイ
>>282185707I'm REALLY mad he fucked Rei. I don't care if he fucked Asuka
>>282186494I want both. You all can fight for Shinji
>>282186541There are enough Rei for all of us.
>>282187097Kensuke is cuch a happy cuck. Look at him watch Shinji because he knows he's gonna be able to watch him fuck Asuka.
>282187097boring bait
>>282187097>Kensuke is looking at Shinji's crotchHe knows that's the dick that's about to fuck Asuka.
>>282187176>>282187282He is called Kencuck for a reason
>never watched Evangelion>thought that Asuka vs Rei is an actual heated debate>finally watched it and started reading the threads>70% of the board is AsuShin, 20% - AsuKen, 10% - the rest (KawoShin, MisaShin, etc.)
>>282187391Who's the better all-around waifu and who is best for Shinji are like two different debates
>>282187391Watch it again>>282188991This
>KEKsuke
>>282165924i would if i could
>>282187391>thought that Asuka vs Rei is an actual heated debateIt's a non dabate.
Love boy!
>>282182925Lurk moar newfag, especially if this shit baffles you.
the dream
>>282168063>>282191293>>282191540>>282191732>>282191799I'm not a fag and I don't care for yaoi but KawoShin just makes total sense and I wish Shinji was happy together with Kaworu
>>282192319Indeed
>>282191223Keep practicing.
>>282192319Isn't there a lot of preproduction stuff showing that Shinji was originally designed as a girl?
>>282192319Yeah it's cute and I'm down for it too.
>>282175779Why does he look and act so much like a girl?
>>282192319Same, but I'm a faggot and do care for yaoi, even though I'm not attracted to masculinity at all.
Shinji-love is pure and not about degradation.
>>282192660No, just a joke panel by Sadamoto making fun of his own sameface syndrome by comparing him to Nadia
>>282192945Huh, well that disappoints me, because I was going to say that's gotta be part of the reason Shinji triggers a lot of people otherwise uninterested in yaoi, right? He's got so many feminine traits. Him and Kaworu are probably the clearest top/bottom divide of any /a/ same-sex couple. He acts enough like a female that it gets you thinking of him as one, and before you know it you're gay.
What's the meaning of life if i can't have a Rei gf?
Built for Misato and Kaji.
I did not watch the Rebuilds, what is this Kensuke shit about?
>>282195405Ask anno about it at the next fan event. He’ll be thrilled to answer.
>>282195405You know you really need you come up with new shitposts. I can literally go into the archive and find you do this exact bait like 50 times
>>282195479You know that's just the Kensuke shitposter baiting?
Qrd on the Kensuke spammer
>>282195575Go kiwifarms, find the 4chan thread and search Kensuke. Someone posted a bunch of ahit about him.
Just ignore him. He only here to shit up the thread.
>>282195603I thought kiwifarms didn't exist anymore.
>>282195405Asuka is implied to find a new daddy. She walks around naked around him in his fuckshack. Plus her final goodbye involves Kensuke as her partner.Many such implications.
>>282196145Trannies tried and it came back even harder to take down. Now the Kensuke schizo is asshurt >>282196199 this is him samefagging to >>282195405 this
>>282196243>>282195405lmao what a schizo
>>282196264He's always seething
>>282177060Shinji = Shinji
>>282196199Man, how can you be this much of a schizo and samefag. But don't know how to type proper english
Could Sachiel win over Sachiel?
I did not watch the Rebuilds, what is this Kensuke shit about him being a trans icon?
>>282195405She crashes at his house in the rebuilds, and is implied to be friendly with himThat's about it
>>282196359This image shows it
If SEELE did actually need any of the Eva pilots to start 3rd impact then what was their plan?
>>282165924I want doujins in which Misato molests him.
Kensuke is banging black men as we speak
Asuka is pegging Shinji as we speak.
>>282197404
>>282195405
Misato's words, not mine.
>>282198324reminder that the Eva pilots all piloted Shin Getter meaning they are all Getters Chosen, Getter > instrumentalityFunny how Asuka is getter 1
>>282198560Well of course. She’s #1
>>282200161Not as much as the other ships really.
>>282200624kawoshin shippers sent Anno death threats over an artbook illustration and he had to issue an apology
>>282200624Asushin is basically the normie choice among the pairings. Reishin would be alright but they’ve developed a bit of a complex about it.
>>282200685proof, i wanna see it.>>282200708kawoshin is way more popular and recognized than asushin
>>282200841He ended up claiming that it was doujinshi to tame the autistic fujo meltdownhttp://gallery.minitokyo.net/view/760249
>>282200912that is doujinshi and that is not proof, i do not see a statement from the man himself how he received death threats
>>282200841That’s fujos for you. If you consider that normie, I’m not sure about you.
>>282201008normalfags make reference to and have no problem talking about kawoshin, you live in a bubble. not surprising, you are all mentally ill after all and only hear what you want to hear.
>>282200966>The art book is just fan service ie. not canon>Please stop harassing my staff and their familieshttps://twitter.com/evangelion_co?t=WoSOUDCrRY-BbBv1kDXaVQ&s=09
>>282200841>kawoshin is way more popular and recognized than asushinremove the fujos and it's not even closehomosexuality is not the norm
>>282201147Even by that metric, Asuka-Shinji is second most popular, putting Rei at a distant third. And judging by how angry you get over this, you might want to get yourself checked out at some point.
>>282201245Yeah, I think you were also the same guy who was counting up the number of likes each character was getting in an ice cream promo. The picture of mental wellness, that.
>>282201290
>>282201325How can you already be out of ammo?
>>282201513>>282201491>>282201474>>282201461>>282201459Having these saved to your hard drive isn’t a good sign if you’re worried about mental illness.
>>282201537>no rebuttal
>>282189351That being said I think Rei is both best waifu and best for Shinji too
>>282201613Rebuttal to what? It’s a bunch of screen caps. What does any of that prove in your demented mind in the first place?
>>282201679>still no rebuttal
>>282201709>3.0+1.0 tanked Asuka’s popularityIf only it were so, huh? Maybe Rei will back on top one day.
>>282201759Yeah. So much for “premium girl.”
>>282201778jannies, seriously, the bot's on the fritz
Rei... I... I love you
I wonder what got people to switch over to Asuka anyway. Was it a gradual shift or was it caused by an event?
>>282175779that's pretty gay dude
>>282202003Thats the fun part. To make a ''man'' truly realize that they cant live without a good dicking, letting their masculinity slip out in pathetic spurts. The humiliation mixed in with the pleasure, the pain of losing oneself withing the euphoria of a real man using you however he wants. The way his heart would flutter when i'd slap that ass. Shinji is truly made for real men like myself. I truly am the boss.Bet Shinji would be into ballbusting too. What a little faggot.
>>282202070hell yeah dude
>>282198324Damn she's way past cake age. She's about to cross over into new Year's soba territory. Then again it's Misato, if I were Shinji I'd let her play withy pp whenever she wanted.
Someone had a huge melty.Kiwifarms won hard with this lolcow SHINJI FUCKED ASUKA BTW
Now that the dust has settled... What was the moral of the Neon Genesis Evangelion story?
>>282203959Shinji says it himself
>>282203959C. the cube stays still in the middle of the blue portal surface.
>>282204070He doesnt say what the point of the story was there
>>282201231cope harder, hetshit.
>>282204368shinji is canonically a cuntboy which is why he is attracted to kaworu who has a penis that can fill himalways explains his father and mother complex
>>282204388no
>>282201231>unironically posting a reddit screencapyou need to go back
Shinji feels loved by all of your replies, anons.
>>282204409no the doujins prove my case
>>282204431<3
>>282199561
>>282205099>I can't get over how Shinji is fucking he
>>282205099>It's madGood
>>282205152I too love platonic endings that are not romantic
>>282205604Man, you really are easy to bait
>>282205645All I did was point out the image you posted isn't asushin, but okay. I guess I'm your boogyman now.
>>282205655Man, you're even jumping waiting for (You)s
>It's still madWhy even waste everyone's time like this
>>282205672>>282205691This thread wasn't about your shit waifu. All you did was start this shit and stir up a flame war with a fellow shitposter.
>>282206237For the love of God Kensuke tard stop trying to bait people every five minutes. Anyone with a brain knows 1)images that don't show up in the Archive are (You)2)larping post where you concern troll is (You)3)instantly crying about Asushin when nobody brought it up is (You)4)repetitive shitpost that are just annoying to have to keep reading are mad by (You)5)threads getting bumped when there on page 9 usally trying to bait is (You)It's like a script of autism that everyone knows was written by a lolcow on Kiwifarms Thanks you the (You) stay mad
>>282206237fuck off and stop shitting up the thread
