>jobber monarch>zero sex appeal or personality Name one reason Saber exists.
>zero sex appeal
true the shadow monarch mogs
>>282254203>zero sex appeal>zero personalityGay.
>>282254203Nasu's amwf fetish
>>282254388White women have bigger tits than that.
Today I will remind them
>>282254388>>282254631Nasu is a woman. Seibah and Arcueid were made to appeal to Takeuchi's white woman fetish.
>>282255226Japanese martial arts and breathing, gaijins can't compete
>>282254858No exaggeration, wobbly punches is some of the most retarded indefensible shit ever. Even anime autism can't justify this because it's neither cool nor sexy. Imagine Hit or Jiren doing it against Whis and working. That's exactly what happens.
>>282254203>zero sex appeal or personalityThose are both her biggest strengths. There is nothing hotter than writing a competent complex man and turning him into a cute petite blonde at the last second.Yeah she's a jobber but that's how Nasu writes every fight. She's the STRONGEST
>>282255389>Caster's Master is my schoolteacher. Damn that's crazy but I guess we can just shoot him or something since he's just an ordinary schoolteacher>wtf Caster's Master is some kinda kung fu master? How the fuck?>Oh well, even the best martial artists in the modern world wouldn't stand a chance against a swordswoman who can chop bullets in half>Why is Saber dying all of a suddenThe whole scene is retarded
>>282254241correct
>>282255463He's being powered up by his wife to fight himself. That's like the only not retarded part.
>>282255418Just read yaoi, anon.
>>282257993>not liking strong-willed womenSaber doesn't need an Archer or a Kirei to make her route interesting. She carries her own route.
>>282259189Yeah that's right, run away little bitch.
>>282259623I fucked up my post. Plenty of "independent" anime girls are still women and actually entertaining.
She's my cool and handsome boyfriend
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>>282255418Saber is so cute when she's horny.
>>282260085You take one look and just know he swings both ways.
>>282260895Women in suits is a garbage kink.
>>282262477I agree. I just love saber in any context.
>>282262477shit taste
>>282254203anal
>>282262477Wrong and my sexist ass is saying this.
>>282262753>my sexist ass is saying thisGo back.
>>282262477>kinkWe say fetish here, mister faggot.
ikemen
>>282254203God damn I love it when a strong woman gets completely violated.
>>282263099Kink is something unusual that you like, fetish is something you need to get off.
>>282254203He also one shotted Rider with a wobble punch.Nasu is a shit writer.
>>282263103Man, I miss late 00s Takeuchi.
>>282263277Actress Again is where he peaked.
>>282263160That's not how words work, retard.
>>282263299This is one of my favorite pieces of his
>>282260085>>282263103one of the few things I actually remember from Zero
>>282262835To where, faggot?
>>282254203I kept waiting for her to get more than just a pity victory, but wow they really did just shit on her during the entirety of UBW
I’ve been reading UBW, on the last day I believe, and it just kinda lost me after a point. I had a pretty high enjoyment of Tsukihime’s characters, but I’m just not quite feeling the same in Fate so far. There have been pretty good characters and moments, Lancer is great, but I don’t feel a particularly strong connection to any of them either. I like to think the ending of UBW and then HF will wrap it all up in a nice bow, but I’m afraid that won’t be the case.
>>282263990Bondage isn't sexy, it's boring.
Post Rin.
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>>282268469
>>282260085>>282260895Based.
>>282268489The only time blonde wouldn't make a girl look better.
>>282263103Unironically old good, new bad.
>>282262477Women are my fetish. You think some suit or burka that tries hide a woman's body from my eyes is going to stop me thinking sexual thoughts about her? You think wrong. You are weak.
>>282270241The sexiest.
>>282270241Granny might as well be wearing a one piece.
I LOVE AMWF
>>282254858>>282255389Saber is as stronger as she should be since Shirou is a shit master. Cope harder.
Everything Saber does just oozes sex appeal.
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>>282254858>THE EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM IS TOO STRONGGGGGAlways gets me.
>>282270914>>282271089She's had so much non-sex appeal that they had to give her huge tits in FGO just to make her appealing.
>>282272388That's just grotesque. Don't post that.
>>282254203>zero sex appealYou're gay.>or personalityYou're soulless.
>>282254203Counterpoint: her design is perfection
>>282260085Her scenes going around Fuyuki in that suit with Iri were her only good scenes in Zero. Iri a cute btw
>>282272893As awkward as she is beautiful.
>>282273023>the way she sternly stares at him like it's not a big deal*ahem* SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>282263240Nasu also conceded to Urobuchi Shirou and Saber is a shit love story.
>>282254203Saber's body is for pegging and being pegged
>>282273255You're a shit love story.
>>282254203NOT THE WOBBLY PUNCHES
>>282272761Titoria mogs Artoria so hard it's not even funny.
>>282255021Nasu's way of writing romance in Fate is too much of "male mindset", and I mean this in neutral way. Sorry to disappoint but he's still XY anyway
>>282267245HF is a lot closer to Tsukihime, so you'll probably enjoy that.
>>282254858My memories are a bit fuzzy but the teacher is buffed by his servant right to superhuman levels?
>>282274494>My memories are a bit fuzzy but the teacher is buffed by his servant rightThis excuse means nothing because Redman completely shits on the wobbly punches, so Saber has no excuse
>make a female character extremely powerful>also make her a terrible jobber who constantly has to be savedWhy do Japs love to do this? Do they think it makes their male MCs look tough? No, it just makes it annoying. I'd rather the female character be weak and helpless than for her to have a bunch of power she never gets to fucking use. This is the problem with Orhime in Bleach, too. Do Japs realize this is really annoying every time it happens in an anime or manga?
>>282274685At that point Caster was dead so he no longer had her divine protection and buffs.
Women should always job because it makes me hard when they lose and get humiliated
>>282254203The scene is fine in-story, since it's just him getting magic steroids and sucker punching her. What makes it retarded is the stupid stat screen bullshit that writes ten pages of "lore" about how this or that character has A-Rank Viscosity and S-Rank Plumpness that makes them immune to everything and able to see the future and able to rewrite the past at will and can move at light speed and blah blah blah that somehow never reflects how they are actually portrayed on-screen. Gilgamesh is the worst in this regard, who has an encyclopedia worth of pages about how unbeatable he is and all the bullshit he can do, but doesn't actually have those feats outside the dumb stat screen (and no "muh arrogance" doesn't explain like a 10th of it). The simple fact of the matter is that if it's not stated in dialogue, then it's not canon.
Saber is unattractive. She has an ugly male physique. She said so herself
>>282276239kek
>>282254858Lol I remember this OP.
Reminder caster is the biggest saberfag.
>>282274731Orihime is the only justified girl because she doesn't want to fight anyone period and everyone would be dead or limbless without her personalized brand of hax that can never get abused on anything besides healing or shielding similar to Okuyasu literally being too stupid to ever become overpowered with a ridiculous stand.Nasu is a hack, but there's inherently nothing retarded about keeping broken shit in check with said characters' personalities. Everyone long since already accepted this with Gohan until Toei believably forced him into Beast to protect his family himself instead of relying on protagonists every time.>>282275839Women need to at least be capable of protecting their lover licking wounds while winding up topless or worse so we don't devolve into more "Wait for Goku".
>>282276239I fucking hate Berserker.
>>282282530We all do.
>>282282808I don't even understand the concept of this faggot ass bullshit immunity. Gil literally killed it.
>>282274494Yes. The fighting style he actually uses it for is still retarded.
>>282274685>the man who singlehandedly killed Heracles using hand-to-hand combat 7 times without using his most powerful attack>the man who could kill Caster despite supposedly being at disadvantage>the man who could copy Saber's sword if he wanted to>the man who had such gigantic mana reserves that he could survive several days without a servant, a fight with Lancer, a fight with Gilgamesh and still had enough mana to save Rin and Shirou>the man who could survive Lancer's attack at point-blank rangeYeah, of course he could kill that guy. He's stronger than Saber. He's also better than Saber at hand-to-hand combat.
>>282276102The stat screen is the worst aspect of FSN. Not only does it contradict everything shown in the story, it makes FSN look like some sort of amateur Wattpad story.
>>282283903>>the man who could survive Lancer's attack at point-blank rangeA dog could survive Lancer's attack, c'mon now.
>>282284066You mean D&D, retarded zoomer.
>>282284069Say that to my face you son of a bitch.
>>282284172>Say that to my face you s- ACK
>>282283903>the man who had such gigantic mana reserves that he could survive several days without a servant, a fight with Lancer, a fight with Gilgamesh and still had enough mana to save Rin and ShirouI think that's because of the archer class skill, Independant Action.https://typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/Independent_Action>It is possible for a Servant to stay in the world for two days without a Master. However, this is the ideal value achieved by maximally conserving mana and avoiding battle and Noble Phantasm usage.>In addition, even if EMIYA’s spiritual core sustains lethal damage, he can still survive for a short period.
>>282284172Gay Bulge
>>282284630Ransa put his WHAT inside Shirou??
>>282279988Redman is worse.
>>282285385Redman and Seibah are made for eachother
>>282254203How would the other servants have handled this? And why not include Zero servants as well. Would wobble punch have embarrassed most of them, or isSaber that much of a jobber?
>>282286160If they had instinct like Saber it would probably have a similar effect.
>>282280037>Everyone long since already accepted this with GohanGohan's pacifist shit was a dumb retcon
>>282254858What's the practical difference between Instinct and Mind's Eye (Fake)?
>>282286160if (isSaber) job() else if (isLancer) die() else notJob()
>>282283903...is this bait? Reads like you got all of this from reading fanfic about Archer.
>>282286437Sounds to me like Mind's Eye refers to general "combat IQ" while Instinct more specifically refers to the perception/prediction of movement
>>282287512>while Instinct more specifically refers to the perception/prediction of movementToo bad it can't predict the wobbly punches.
>>282286661No, I got it from reading the VNs.
>>282255389Wobbly punching is a one hit wonder though. People who can use it like Souchirou are expected to use the technique for a high profile assassination then die. Its kind of a theme in Nasuverse- that the more humanity discovers and unravels facts about the universe the less power an individual human possesses. Thats why Japanese characters in TM are often overpowered compared to others- they are complete autists who have taken inbreeding to an art form, fight bears and don't even know about electricity but can kill OP mages and even fight servants to a standstill for a minute or two.
>>282286352It's not pacifist shit. Gohan is the most down to Earth in that setting because protecting it or resurrecting everyone afterwards is a really shitty job considering someone like Frieza gets a slap on the wrist by actual gods then immediately invades with more star busters to waste those precious yearly wishes on growing taller. Sparring is fun, this daily life is not to someone except Goku.
>>282254858This post is extra retarded since this skill is literally why his unorthodox movement was effective.
>>282287976Definitely from a female artist.
>>282290716Yeah it's pretty clearly explained in the game
>>282256561Still a bad idea because you can't let the human be the Frontline /meat shield
>>282291980and the explanation is retarded
>>282290716>It has retarded explanation so it's not retarded anymore!
>>282292235Retarded, but cool. He's a one trick pony with an assassination technique. He's supposed to die after the first time he uses it, not try to rely on it over and over.
>>282286160Probably works on everyone except super-men like Gil and Berserkers in general. But it's a one-time only thing even without Instinct.
>>282292167But he's not the meat shield, he's the glass cannon. Caster hoped to acquire Berserker or Saber to fill the frontline role, which is why she kept to the shadows.
>>282255389It only works because Saber is an Unga Bunga Gorilla unlike skillchads like Kojiro.
>>282294045Instinct makes it certain to work once, archer's mind's eye skill makes it impossible to ever work, otherwise it comes down to stat and luck checks and whatever Nasu is feeling at that moment. Either way it's only once at most.
>>282290716It's literally fucking PRECOGNITION.
slaver should've been properly broken by caster
My King is the embodiment of sex appeal.
>>282292167>>282294085Doesn't he kill Rider in HF? I'm pretty sure he did.
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>>282295657UBW not HF.
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>>282297202kek
>>282270914Too forced.
